Three anecdotes

Cardinal Jin was lying on Shang Chengbi's lap, and Shang Chengbi's left hand had three fingers in his back, while his right hand was holding a vermilion pen to review the memorial.

One tight and one loose, one piece and one close?Cardinal Jin smiled wryly, saying that he was reluctant, and coaxed and forced himself to do these gestures of welcoming Lu Chengen.He is an extremely smart person, knowing his future destiny, he asked about these reasons early in the morning, the practice that Shang Chengbi gave him now, he knew clearly four years ago, even better than Shang Chengbi And more.

Force the back to tighten and relax, open and close at your own pace, and when you practice well, you will naturally get used to catering. When the desire is sent in, it will be opened, and when it is withdrawn, it will be closed. If you hold, hold, and practice like this every day, there will be Create a natural sucking force.It is said that after some good practice, the opponent can even not move at all, and only the back can control it by itself, opening and closing, spitting and sucking, loosening and tightening, pushing and sending, all relying on the strength of the two walls. Muscle strength and inertia make people lose their souls and feel like dying.However, this (buttocks) exercise is originally a kung fu against the sky, drinking poison to quench thirst, and leaking dried meat to satisfy hunger.In order to train a good mochi for the emperor to play with as soon as possible, those nuns exhausted all kinds of means.As for those male concubines, the talented and lucky ones worked hard for the rest of their lives, and they were only happy for a few days; the unlucky ones, even if they were ruined, there was no pity.Shang Chengbi only saw one person who was disabled and incontinent, but he didn't know that there were many people who were ten times or a hundred times worse than this.

Cardinal Jin thought to himself, and then he slackened his actions later on. Shang Chengbi felt that he was distracted, so he raised his hand and slapped him. Cardinal Jin's buttocks were bruised and swollen, how could he bear this blow from him? .Shang Chengbi's face darkened, "Since you agreed to me, let's practice hard. The strength must be strong, and Feng Xi is important. From now on, I want you to wrap me up here without leaving any gaps."

Cardinal Jin said, "Chonghua is too late to practice, I'm afraid he won't be able to do it. Since the emperor is greedy for this taste, why don't you ask the sex agency to teach you a few prostitutes."

"Slap!" He slapped hard, loud and crisp, "What nonsense! I have to favor those concubines who feel sorry for you. After this, I will never touch anyone again." He said up to this point He lowered his head and kissed Cardinal Jin's mouth, "Chong Hua, I will protect you like a jade."

Cardinal Jin sneered, "You must have lost your heart when you saw that chrysanthemum."

Shang Chengbi blushed when he said that, "That cockle is really a stunner. I just saw him knelt there and opened it automatically, and I felt itchy. Nanny Li also said to let him serve me, but what do I think? I can't apologize to you, I just held back."

Cardinal Jin raised himself up carefully, "Ji Tan, let me tell you the truth, I can't do that in training, and I won't do it. These 20 days, you call it training, I just think it's to make you happy—" He looked Shang Chengbi's complexion changed slightly, and he gently rubbed his heart, "Don't get angry, just listen to me. The first emperor was so masculine, and the chrysanthemum was sent to the prostitution institute when he was less than five years old. You have spent your entire life on him, you only see his charming charm, but you don't know how this charm came about. I saw with my own eyes those nuns used needles soaked in love potion to prick his acupoints on the back, I also saw them holding a whip and forcing him to use it to break bamboo poles, and they also saw that they asked him to suck in glutinous rice snacks and then let them out. Maybe, you just thought it was interesting, and you even wanted to try it, but I saw When I was watching—" He leaned against Shang Chengbi's arms, "You see, I look like a cowardly person, but at that moment, I was so frightened that I was sweating, and my obscene clothes were soaked."

"Chonghua." Shang Chengbi hugged him.

Cardinal Jin looked at him, "It's a pity that he has committed a lot of crimes. Before he can practice the latter kung fu, the late emperor will die. You have never been a man, and those nuns have less room to use their methods to mobilize him." , just to not waste his skills. Although his life has been difficult these years, he is better than before. But, do you know why those nuns are so eager to dedicate that chrysanthemum to you?"

Shang Chengbi shook his head.

Cardinal Jin smiled. With his smile, Shang Chengbi felt that his heart was kneaded together, and he pulled a thin blanket to wrap him in his arms, "Say it, Chonghua, you say it. Don't be afraid, there is What about me?"

Cardinal Jin said in a calm voice, "You don't have to ask me, just call those nuns and let them tell you how many days his tender mochi can last."

"You—" Seeing him like this, Shang Chengbi was sweating in panic for some reason, and hurriedly summoned two nuns to ask. At first, the two men hesitated and spoke vaguely, and they didn't hurry until Shang Chengbi was furious. He replied, "Your Majesty, you can rest assured that with the means of the servants, I dare not say for a long time, half a year is always enough, and when it is the last time, the servants will definitely do their best to make him do it in the most fragrant and most beautiful way." Yichun, make sure—”

Seeing her flashing eyes, Shang Chengbi was so angry that he wanted to spit out a mouthful of blood. The chrysanthemum was not yet 20 years old, and he had only half a year to live. If it was Chonghua—these lowly maids, In order to meet the charmer, it is so abominable!As soon as he vomited his internal energy, he immediately rolled the nanny into the curtain and choked her neck, "Then you tell me how—!" If he really listened to their slander and trained Cardinal Jin like this, then he ——

These nanny who practice lowly arts are not qualified to admire Tianyan, even if the emperor summons them, they still have to kneel far outside the hall, separated by a few curtains.Therefore, Cardinal Jin just gathered up the meditation clothes and casually covered Shang Chengbi's lap with a thin blanket. Now that this nun is being held in Shang Chengbi's hands, when he lowered his head, he saw that the one who accompanied the driving king was actually this skinny girl. Marquis Linyuan, the evil star whose human skin drank human blood without frowning, was so frightened that he couldn't utter a word.

Cardinal Jin covered his waist with a thin blanket, his tall and slender jade legs rested on the vermilion lacquered wooden table, and his pair of tender and slender feet stepped on the dragon table of the King of Ten Thousand Chengs to point out Jiangshan, his gaze was flowing, and his affection was like silk, " Mother Li helped the emperor think of some way to punish me?"

Nanny Li has been in the prostitution institute for many years, and she has also seen many beauties who accumulate fragrance and build jade. Now, seeing Cardinal Jin's shirt faded slowly, his black hair scattered, and a tired and lazy look that hasn't had enough sleep, even if he is pinched by Xuankong He scratched his neck, but a pair of eyes stared straight at him and couldn't move away.Shang Chengbi couldn't allow others to look at Cardinal Jin like this, he put more effort into his hands, and scolded, "Say!"

Nanny Li couldn't hold back her strength, her face turned purple from suffocation, like a bloated pig's liver.Cardinal Jin glared at Shang Chengbi, his almond eyes swayed, and he smiled sweetly, "You pinch her neck and let her say what. Could it be that Mother Li has the same name as those acupoints, and her mouth at the back can also speak?" of?"

Shang Chengbi threw her to the ground hard, and Nanny Li couldn't stop kowtowing, "Your servant deserves to die, your servant deserves to die, I really don't know—"

Shang Chengbi kicked her in the face, trampled her to the ground, bleeding from half of her face, "Talk back!"

Nanny Li didn't dare to take a breath, she swallowed the blood that flowed into her mouth and replied, "According to the method of slaves, if it is done properly, it can be safe for ten years."

Shang Chengbi stomped down hard, "Ten years?! You old poisonous woman! Poisonous woman! I, I was almost fooled by you, and I will regret it forever!" He raised his foot and stomped, but was stopped by Cardinal Jin, "If you get angry with these people, you will lose your status in vain."

Shang Chengbi was furious, and shouted, "Come here, drag this godly old woman down to me, chop it up and feed it to the dogs!"

Cardinal Jin smiled slightly, and said leisurely, "If you want to feed the dog, why chop it up? Just like the frame where the phoenix hangs its wings, tear her limbs apart and nail them on, pour sesame oil on it, and push it to the kennel—carefully nail it higher Don’t let those hungry dogs bite you to death.” After he finished speaking, he looked down at Nanny Li, “Climb out quickly and spread the word, are you really waiting for someone to come in and carry you?”

Shang Chengbi was in a hurry at first, wishing to cut that nanny into pieces, but he could not help feeling chills when he heard that Cardinal Jin had undergone such torture in a leisurely manner.Nanny Li was so frightened that her nose was crooked and her eyes slanted, and she kept begging for mercy. Shang Chengbi was already irritable, and kicked her far away. Cardinal Jin stood up slowly, leaned over and shuffled out, and closed the curtain , Smiling at the other old mother, "Chonghua's body, have you seen enough?"

Cardinal Jin is really only wearing silk now, so the old lady dared not look at him, she just kowtowed so hard that her forehead was bleeding.Shang Chengbi almost made a big mistake. He hated these slanderous women so much that the majestic king of a country couldn't help but utter evil words. He took a deep breath, "You poisonous women are sinister and vicious, and their hearts can be punished!" Humph, aren’t you clever? I’ll let you use all of these means on your father, brother, son, and nephew! Come on, I’ll—”

Cardinal Jin covered his mouth, "Do you hate them for talking too much and blindly seeking to settle accounts with them, and what to do with other people's relatives?"

Shang Chengbi remained silent, Cardinal Jin smiled, "Don't worry, I'm just asking you to vent your anger." He looked at the old woman through a heavy curtain, "How many of you have advised the emperor to punish me?"

The nanny has long heard that Cardinal Jin is clever and cunning, and they also said in their daily chats that if this Marquis of Linyuan's seven orifices are used in teaching, I am afraid that even the empress of Yushu will have to change her tune up.

This group of nuns and old supervisors are used to being domineering, and their distorted desires are only vented on those male spoilers. As time goes by, they come up with many ways to tease and have fun. Those children are afraid of their power. The second is to rely on them to be favored, and each of them dares to be angry and dare not speak out.Cardinal Jin stooped and suffered humiliation, and he inevitably felt sad for those humble men. He hated these people very much. Now that he has this opportunity, how could he not use the topic to explode, "I don't care how many of you are there. Personally, who is a good guy in the prostitute! I have a new idea here, and it has a good name. It's called Shou Gong You Qiang, has Mammy heard of it?"

That nanny also has some tricks, but she has never seen someone like Cardinal Jin before.She didn't dare to raise her head to commit crimes, but the red cinnabar between Cardinal Jin's eyebrows was like a bloody tongue, twisted dozens of times around, and even blood drops hung in her eyes, she just Trembling, "Slaves, slaves, have never, never heard of it."

Cardinal Jin lightly covered his Zen clothes, "I think so, no one else could have come up with such a brilliant idea except me." He smiled slightly, "This Marquis hates those sweet-tongued people who offer deceit to the Lord the most. However, I don't blame you, but the tongue is too long. Gossip, gossip, that's what it is. Mammy, tell me, right?"

The nun didn't dare to answer, she just kowtowed, and Cardinal Jin played with the long hair on her sideburns, "Since the tongue grows long, it should be cut short. However, if the remaining part is long, of course it won't work, it's too short. Wouldn't it be dumb? In Ben Hou's opinion, it's better to nail the tongue coating with a three-inch long iron nail, and then hit the wall with a hammer. The prostitution institute has just entered the garden, with flour walls, and more than a dozen Nurse and eunuch, wouldn’t it be interesting to just nail it up like this, row by row, to keep out the rain in summer and the wind in winter?” He stretched out his fingers and bent their knuckles into the shape of orchids, and pressed against it with a half-smile. Jaw, "The tongue is nailed to the wall. It hurts a lot. What should I do? It hurts and I can't run. Naturally, I just hop on the spot and move around against the wall. Move! I can't move very far, One by one had to move next to each other, squeeze, and rub against each other, so it's not like 'swimming the wall'."

He sighed softly at this point, "Shougong Youqiang, now that you understand Youqiang, Shougong will be easier to understand." He said to himself, "If this tongue is nailed down, there will be no more and no less on the wall. There is just a little blood, and this drop of blood is exactly the same as the Shougongsha of that (virgin) son. Mother, don’t you think so?” He raised the end of his hair and gently rubbed his face, “I’m here In the south, I heard people say that if a gecko's tail is pinned, he will swim and swim, pull and pull, and when it breaks, a new one will grow again. This is really new——Chonghua is waiting Look, which nanny broke her tongue and grew another one." He nodded lightly, "Gekko, isn't the gecko just called Shougong? What a good name, nanny, don't you think it's wonderful? "

When Cardinal Jin said this, he suddenly smelled a stench. Immediately, two inner eunuchs came in from outside and covered up the filth that the nanny couldn't hold. An older eunuch stretched out his hand to sniff her. , "Back to the emperor, back to the Marquis, the gall has been cracked, and the complexion is blue, it should be frightened to death."

"Don't procrastinate!" Shang Chengbi's face turned livid.

Cardinal Jin shook his head lightly, "It's not fun to be scared and die."

Shang Chengbi grabbed his wrist, "Chonghua, have you had enough trouble!"

Cardinal Jin lowered his eyelashes, "Just talk." He peeked at Shang Chengbi, "Okay, even if you want to lose your temper with me, you should leave this stinky place. Are you going to punish the rest here? Sixteen strokes?"

Shang Chengbi was speechless for a while, but finally couldn't resist his resentful and coquettish appearance, and hugged him horizontally, "Didn't you just give me another slap, fifteen blows."

Cardinal Jin rubbed his neck, "You took another shot later, Fourteen!"

Shang Chengbi smiled helplessly, "Okay, fourteen is fourteen."

Fourteen slaps are not easy to bear.Fortunately, Shang Chengbi loves him, so it's much easier to attack him.Cardinal Jin counted lightly, and when he hurt him, he pinched him. Shang Chengbi smiled and said, "You really don't suffer at all."

Cardinal Jin rested his head on the back of his hand, "It's not that you don't know how strong your hand is. If you only exert half of your strength, I will be in excruciating pain."

Shang Chengbi slapped him again, and Nunqiu on Cardinal Jin's left side trembled, "Ten, it's too heavy!"

"Crack!" Another blow, with the same force, hit the right buttock. "It's too heavy to be punished for making mistakes."

Cardinal Jin turned his head and smiled, but his forehead was covered with a thin layer of sweat, "I really can't stand the pain, can I rest for a while?"

Shang Chengbi hurriedly helped him, and he was sweating profusely when the wound on his back was involved, "I didn't feel the heavy hands, why did it hurt like this."

Cardinal Jin glared at him, "Your slap like an iron fan is so swollen, you can't stand it even with a leaf, let alone a serious slap."

Shang Chengbi wiped his sweat with his fingertips, "Why don't you say anything?"

"It's not that the pain is so severe that I dare not open my mouth. I'm afraid you will blame me and be arrogant." Cardinal Jin leaned on him.

Shang Chengbi smiled, "I like that it's too late for you to be arrogant."

Cardinal Jin rubbed his silky shoulders against him, "I was beaten hard today, beef, can you change it to a smaller one?"

Shang Chengbi was taken aback, "Do you still want to bring it?"

Cardinal Jin sighed, "I want to say no, can you spare me? Besides, it is really beneficial. If you take this, you can eat more liquid food, so you don't have to lax your intestines."

Shang Chengbi gently kissed his forehead, "You still know me."

Cardinal Jin leaned on his lap again, "The emperor speaks a lot, and there is no reason to take back what he said."

This time, Shang Chengbi really only meant it, he slapped it down, listened to any voice, lowered his head and rubbed his face against Yingqiu, "I won't wrong you, ten days will be fine." He hugged him as he said that. He leaned against his ear and said, "Don't worry, I will live up to your thoughtfulness. In Chu territory, you will be exempted from land tax and corvee for three years, how about it?"

Cardinal Jin braced himself to get up, and bowed, "The sinner thanked the emperor for his kindness!"

Knowing his temperament, Shang Chengbi simply accepted his gift. Cardinal Jin raised his head but extended his hand, held his shoulder, and sipped lightly on his lips, "Thank you, Chonghua, for your sympathy."

"Crack! Crack!" Shang Chengbi hugged him with two palms, "You are so cute, how can I not love you!"

Cardinal Jin let out a long breath, "I really don't know whether you love me or want me to love you."

Shang Chengbi stretched out his fingers to probe his acupoints, "I often hear people say that children's ears grow on their buttocks. You don't have a long memory. If you don't want you to hurt, how do you know that I love you?"

Cardinal Jin grabbed Shang Chengbi's back, and Shang Chengbi forced him to lift his leg, "Chonghua, tell me when the color on your buttocks fades, don't forget. I always think you have my symbol on you, and I can't bear to iron it , I can only slap this slap mark."