Three anecdotes

"Your Majesty." Wang Chuanxi returned with a hesitation.

Shang Chengbi raised his head, "Is everything settled?"

"Yes." Wang Chuanxi lowered his head, like a shrimp, "21 of them were all killed, and the servants tried their breath on each one, and they were cremated." None of those who saw Cardinal Jin's body would live.This is the law in the palace, and it is also the law of survival for slaves.Wang Chuanxi has served Shengjia for many years, from the unsatisfactory daily attendant next to Emperor Zhao to the first supervisor next to Emperor Zhao today. He is shrewd, harmonious and sophisticated. When Cheng Bi called him, he didn't dare to step in the door.

"One more thing, please show me the emperor." Wang Chuanxi asked very cautiously, but also very smartly, "Do you want to deal with the people in Jamsil?"

Shang Chengbi paused at the tip of his pen.

Wang Chuanxi quickly knelt down, "Damn the servant. It's just—"

"Say!" Shang Chengbi lowered his pen tip.

Wang Chuanxi licked his lips, "I'm afraid the emperor doesn't know, this cleansing is not a decent thing, but it's also a handicraft. Although it's not a thing on the table, there are some rules."

"Speak up if you have something to say!" Shang Chengbi put down his pen heavily.

Wang Chuanxi couldn't help bowing his waist, "There was a rule in the Ministry of Internal Affairs, and the slaves who were about to be forced were not allowed to eat for the first day. Since the emperor ordered them, they would do it immediately. Of course, the masters who purify themselves have their own methods. , but as soon as he got on that stage, don't say that Mr. Jin is not a young master now, even if he is still something, he is not a human being."

"What do you mean?" Shang Chengbi suddenly changed color.

Wang Chuanxi said, "Young Master Jin, he didn't have an empty stomach yesterday. Today, he was given an enema tube to make him come out from behind, or, beat him—" He gestured to the place on his belly, "here, take a pestle and hit him, Lifting people upside down, vomiting and vomiting. These are common things. Plus—"

"Let's get to the point!" Shang Chengbi's face was pale.

"The servant wants to say that Xiaodao Liu is the first person who can do it this time. It would be a pity to kill him." Wang Chuanxi has the sincerity of a servant, as if a confidant old man with some reliance on the old to sell the old. He Yikusitian came to claim credit for his master, "Don't be afraid of the emperor's jokes, it hurts to get clean, when a person gets on that platform, he is no different from a pig or a dog, his hands and feet are tied and nailed, why don't you run away?" How to do it. Don’t talk about these things, people are designated to be stripped naked, because in the next two or three days, it will definitely be unresolved. Who will wait patiently for you to pee and shit! The wheat pipe in front of the horse (eye)—"

Shang Chengbi suddenly stood up.

Wang Chuanxi quickly took a step back, and Weiwei explained, "It's what it should be, otherwise, there would be no way to relieve it, and the pain would be screaming just by urinating."

Shang Chengbi only felt the pain of being pinched in his heart. He clenched his hands even more tightly, restraining his pity. He reminded himself that he could no longer be manipulated by Cardinal Jin. This person clearly wanted him to feel sorry for him. He breathed a sigh of relief, "Just one knife, just cut it off."

"Where is the matter of a knife!" Wang Chuanxi blurted out.

Shang Chengbi's falcon eyes shot all over the place, making one's heart tremble.

"The emperor forgives the crime." Wang Chuanxi kowtowed repeatedly.

"What's going on?" Shang Chengbi had already stepped off his seat.

"That thing was not cut, it was squeezed out." Wang Chuanxi seemed afraid to say it.

"Speak on!" Shang Chengbi's eyes burst into flames.

"Cut two holes first, cut off the tendons, and squeeze those two things out—"

"Why, how come?" Shang Chengbi suddenly couldn't stand up.

"Don't worry, your majesty, Mr. Knife knows in his heart that they must have boiled the eggs right now. Bring the eggs and stuff them into your mouth, two of those things, one grain and one mouth, you can't make a sound if you ask him." , the egg is stuffed in the mouth until it is almost lifeless, people are afraid of death, at this time, they will exert force, once the dantian exerts force, all the force will go to the belly, the body cleanser exerts force, and the two eggs will be squeezed Come out." When he said this, he suddenly slapped his mouth, "This old slave made a mistake, the emperor spares me!"

Shang Chengbi couldn't care less about his life at this moment, he ran towards Jamshir with all his strength, not even knowing that he had overturned the dragon case.Wang Chuanxi wiped the sweat on his brow with the back of his hand behind him, Lord Hou, you should be able to handle this effort.

Cardinal Jin couldn't bear it.At this time, several eunuchs stripped him naked in front of Xi He, and when he was about to take off his top, he looked at Xi He and said, "Since he is already dying, why not let him go?" I'm going to wear an extra dress."

Xi He said, "The astoundingly talented Mr. Chonghua died naked on the purification platform. He was so beautiful. If there is an extra piece of clothing, the storyteller will blame me in the future."

"What is there to see in a body that has been ruined for five years." Cardinal Jin said coldly.

Xihe smiled, "Isn't there anything to see? I don't think so." She twisted her long hair at the side of her temples with her fingers, "I am 28 years old, and I have been called the most beautiful woman in the grassland since I can remember. How many men back then Just looking at me makes my heart melt. If I could sleep with me, I’m afraid I’d forget my surname. But it’s you!" She pointed at Cardinal Jin, "When I first entered the palace, Shang Chengbi He is clearly obsessed with me, and he stays in my palace for three days! I am a small country in several places, and my younger brother is only content to be the ruler of success. In the harem, I thought I could show my talents, at least I could gain favor and keep my home safe. But you! You just hooked your fingers, and Shang Chengbi would kill me! Send news that I am dead!"

Cardinal Jin propped the wooden case back with both hands, "I'm so stupid to let Hualuo kill you. Then, you should join hands with the Queen."

Xi He held the corners of his lips halfway, "Joining hands? She is just selling me a favor. Poor me, I don't believe that there are really men who will kill me after seeing my body."

Cardinal Jin said indifferently, "You shouldn't have thought that a single body would allow an emperor to send troops for you."

Xi He snorted, "Really? Didn't Helian Xi travel to the Central Plains just for you!" She looked at Cardinal Jin with hatred in her eyes, "I want to see what kind of body makes a man want (Immortal) wants to (death), I have to see more clearly, what a lowly body it is, let our country be ruined! Pick him up for me!"

She was hysterical, but the eunuchs in Jamsil were like zombies. They rushed over like headless bees, but when they came to her, they were all in order. Who untied his clothes, who pulled his sleeves, and even whether he wanted to pull his hair and hug his legs. They all have their own arrangements. They are too well-trained, as if they are used to doing such things, and it seems that the dignity of others is worthless in their eyes.Today's Cardinal Jin is like a marionette, spread on the curtain before he can struggle in the future.He suddenly turned his shoulders back, stretched out his palms to beat back the two eunuchs, and then stood up with his arms crossed, "Don't ask the eunuchs to insult me, if you want to see, I will take it off myself!"

Xi He sneered, "Eunuch! Hmph, don't forget, you will soon be an eunuch too!"

Cardinal Jin suddenly tore off the obscene clothes, and the whole silkworm room lit up in an instant.His well-balanced bones, white jade-like skin, slender waist like vines against the wind, and those tall and slender jade legs extending infinitely from the waist down, are as straight as if standing on a flagpole.

Xi He rubbed her eyes, she couldn't believe it, how could there be such a person in the world, clearly naked, yet so beautiful.Standing in such a dirty and dark place, surrounded by the pungent smell of boiled lime water, he stood there like a Buddha, looking down on the world with the most primitive piety and innocence.Every bone and every inch of his skin is like a talisman with soft light. He despises you with the most perfect body bestowed by the gods: you are so low and so unconscious.

His beauty intimidates everyone, but it also makes people angry. The nobleness and holiness of anger makes him even more despicable.So, six young eunuchs swarmed up, pressed him on the mottled wooden table with blood stains and sins, and tied him with beef tendon ropes, entangled him like a yellow-edged turtle whose shell had been overturned.

Cardinal Jin on the wooden table glanced at the old eunuch who was grinding the cornbone, "He is already dying, so don't worry about it."

The old eunuch was still grinding the cornbone by himself, without saying a word.

The hemp leaves in the furnace had been burned to ashes, perhaps because the silkworm room was not ventilated all the year round, Cardinal Jin coughed several times because of choking.A fifteen or sixteen-year-old eunuch mixed water from stinky (marijuana) marijuana with a bowl of traditional Chinese medicine, knocked it into a gaping big bowl, and said, "Drink." He suddenly stretched out the bowl and Only yellow eyes rolled up, looking terminally ill.

Cardinal Jin shook his head from side to side, indicating that he couldn't sit up, the little eunuch took a big bowl and brought it to the edge of the table, and asked Cardinal Jin to put his mouth over it, and poured down a bowl of medicine like dog food, and most of it was gone. Splashed on Cardinal Jin's chest.

The old eunuch who was grinding the cornbone finally stopped, and stretched out his hand to touch Cardinal Jin's crotch (between). Xiao, "Keep people under the knife—keep people under the knife!"

Cardinal Jin was stunned for a moment, and then he actually laughed. It was the voice of a driver.It's really embarrassing for him, the most embarrassing person in this life, why did he come up with such awkward words, thinking that he would recite the script in the court of robbery?

Xi He's complexion changed suddenly, his eyes were about to split open, and his almond eyes were already swallowed by hatred, "Sure enough, he still can't bear to let you go!" She suddenly drew a long sword from under her skirt, "Cardinal Jin, if you can't break the roots of your descendants today, just Let me take revenge by cutting off your head!"

"How dare you!" Shang Chengbi roared wildly.

blood.

Large patches of blood.It is as beautiful as the bewitching peony in the imperial garden, the red reflecting the sky.

Xi He watched helplessly as the sword in his hand slashed at Shang Chengbi's back, and Shang Chengbi's internal strength protected his body, shaking her far away.

"Clang!" The long sword fell to the ground.

"Drive!" Cardinal Jin went crazy.

"Your Majesty! Escort, Escort!"

Xi He picked up the long sword that had fallen on the ground, and put the horizontal sword on his chest, "Cardinal Jin, in the end, you still win."

Cut his own neck.The poor woman finally paid for her stupidity, and everything, is over.

"Let me go!" Cardinal Jin couldn't bear it any longer, he tried his best to break free from the tendon rope, and hugged Shang Chengbi, "Let's go!"

With Xi and the long sword in hand, Shang Chengbi descended from the sky at the critical moment.

His six-fold palm can split the roof that has been in disrepair, but his flesh and blood cannot match the long sword in Xihe's hand.

The sword used for the final blow is usually too sharp.

He broke through the roof and went straight in, shielding the naked Cardinal Jin with his entire back.That sword, however, went down from the shoulder and neck, and went straight through most of the back.

Cardinal Jin held his hand, "Ji Tan, you are so stupid! How could I just die like this." The Guiyan dart in his hand was stuck in Shang Chengbi's chest.

"Jiang!" He hugged this man who he had escaped for five years, hated for five years, but didn't know if he also loved for five years.

He is the son of Chonghua, who was defeated as a hero at the age of 12. He can change the sky, and the sword is cold in Kyushu.He had already thought that the queen and Xihe would not let him go, so when he knew that his internal strength was restrained, he practiced Guiyan darts diligently.He is waiting for Xihe's sword. This woman's skill is too poor. If she wants to cut off her own head, she will definitely take a step back and then swing the sword to borrow strength. It is the moment when the strength is used to recoil. The center of gravity is The most unstable, that is, at that moment, he was able to use this only opportunity to deal with her with a dart with his fingers.He was humiliated desperately and took off his clothes, just to hide the Guiyan dart and kill her.But--

"Why did you rush over, why!" Cardinal Jin hugged Shang Chengbi.Why is it at this time——Cardinal Jin took a deep breath, with your martial arts, even if you have just activated the Liuhe Heavenly Tribulation and your internal strength is greatly damaged, you will not be able to block that sword, just because, at that time , I shot at her, you failed to grab her sword, but hit my dart first.

"Drive!" Cardinal Jin bit Shang Chengbi's blade.

Shang Chengbi suddenly opened his eyes, raised his right hand to hold the Guiyan Dart on his chest.This was the first time he knew what it was like to pierce the body with a sharp blade. He looked at Cardinal Jin in front of him. This person's face was still so beautiful, and his body was still so attractive. He pressed his chest tightly so that the blood would not stop. The flow is so fast, but it seems to have seen the young man in light clothes and light fur at the master banquet.The past five years passed by in a flash, and everything was silent, as quiet as if he had died before.He opened his mouth, thankfully he was still able to make a sound, and he heard himself ask, "Is the revenge of the extermination of the clan paid off?"

Cardinal Jin nodded.

Shang Chengbi suddenly pushed him away with a palm, "From now on, I never want to see you again!" After saying this, he passed out.This man learned to hide his strength and bide his time when others didn't know how to speak. The only meaning of his entire childhood was to pretend to be crazy and foolish.The official historian said that he was licentious, mean and ungrateful, and the officials feared that he would be self-willed and moody.He has always been something that people can only look up to in fear, but for the first time, people can see his fragility.

The author has something to say: Suddenly I don’t know what to say

There are too many things in my mind, rushing out in an instant, I hope everyone can understand what I want to express

Xiaoshang probably understands