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While Yun Qingchen was doing morning class, Feng Jiuge sneaked out and came to the market.Wearing a red dress, he swaggered through the market, causing everyone to stop and watch from time to time.

"Sure enough, one side of water and soil raises one side of people. The people here are all so juicy, and the girls are all like flowers." Feng Jiuge said with emotion.

Just walking aimlessly like this, suddenly, something tripped under his feet, and he lost his center of gravity and fell forward. Fortunately, he was agile so that he would not fall to the ground in embarrassment.Turning his head to find what was stumbling him, he couldn't help being stunned, it turned out to be a child?

Wearing tattered clothes, with a dark face, two big round eyes stared at Feng Jiuge, then grinned, opened his arms, ran forward to hug Feng Jiuge's legs, and shouted : "Daddy."

Feng Jiuge was startled by the "Daddy" yell, and quickly pushed the child's hand away, "Don't yell, I don't have a son like you." Just after finishing speaking, he saw a group of people pointing around him, consciously Realizing that what I just said was ambiguous, I immediately corrected it: "Bah, bah, you are not my son at all."

"Wow!" The child sat on the ground, crying loudly, his body twitched slightly because of the intensity of the crying, his appearance was pitiful.

"Hey, you don't care about your son just because you are dressed so gorgeously? Are you a human?" one person accused.

"That's right, if you want me to say, he must have found a rich vixen outside, and then left behind the mess. Look at the child's appearance, it must be that the mother was unhappy after being abandoned, and then..." Another person said directly The plot of abandoning his wife and son in the book is placed on Feng Jiuge.

Seeing that there were more and more people around, Feng Jiuge knew that going on like this was not the way to go, forced a smile, lifted the child on the ground, and said with a fake smile: "Good boy, why doesn't Daddy want you? Daddy was just joking with you just now." Brat, watch how I deal with you.

The child laughed through tears, hooked Feng Jiuge's neck, and kissed him "baji" on the face, which made Feng Jiuge's face drool. Because of the crowd, Feng Jiuge had no choice but to hold back his anger, and stretched out his hand to rub it. The child's hair, gritted his teeth and said: "Good boy, Daddy will take you home."

After watching the excitement, everyone dispersed.

In the deserted alley, Feng Jiuge threw the child on the ground, pretending to be fierce and said: "For your sake, I won't argue with you, I'm going back." He took out an ingot from his sleeve. Putting the silver taels in the child's hand, "Here, I'll give you all the money for my whole body." After speaking, he raised his feet and prepared to leave.

Suddenly, his feet sank, and he looked down, only to see the child hugging his leg again, and calling pitifully, "Daddy."

Feng Jiuge looked at the sky speechlessly, he knew that he would not sneak out, and he would not be able to get rid of such an ancestor after messing with him.

Helpless, Feng Jiuge just dragged the child along like this, thinking that he would let go when he was tired, but in the end, he didn't let go until he returned to Lin's house, Feng Jiuge couldn't help but sigh, he really ignored the child's endurance.

As soon as he entered the door, he met Yun Qingchen walking towards him, Feng Jiuge wailed, "Yuebai, I picked up a son for you."

Yun Qingchen looked puzzled, Feng Jiuge mentioned the child, at first he found that he had fallen asleep at some point, he stretched out his hand to poke his bulging cheek, and said to Yun Qingchen: "Here, I just picked it up, .”

Yun Qingchen glanced at the child, parted his lips lightly, and asked, "What's going on?"

Feng Jiuge recounted what happened before, and finally sighed: "This is the first time I went to the street to pick up a son, do you think you will pick up a lady next time?" From the corner of her eye, she saw Yun Qingchen sinking gradually The expression on his face immediately came to his senses, and he said with a flattering smile: "The moon is white and the moon is white, I'm joking."

"Let him stay." Yun Qingchen said with a pale face.

"Ah? Really stay?" Feng Jiuge asked, he really never thought about keeping this child.

Yun Qingchen raised his eyebrows and said, "Isn't this the son you picked up?"

"Yes." Feng Jiuge nodded.

"Then keep it." Yun Qingchen said.

"Okay, but, what should the child's name be?" Feng Jiuge thought carefully, and after a while, he immediately shouted: "Yuebai, I thought of what to call it."

"tell me the story."

"Just call it the second idiot. You see, they have always started with two in their life, such as Er Niu and Er Gouzi. In addition, this child will call him father when he catches someone on the street. He looks like a fool. He is called the second idiot." It really deserves its name." Feng Jiuge explained his thoughts in detail.

Yun Qingchen: "..." He knew Feng Jiuge was unreliable.

In the end, Yun Qingchen named the child Lu Shiying, referring to the child picked up by Yiyi on the side of the road.

Ever since getting Lu Shiying, Feng Jiuge's greatest pleasure every day is to tease him. A while ago, he went to Nanyao to bring the dog that was given to Yun Qingchen back then, so the scene that was often seen in the courtyard was, Dogs, one big and one small, wandered around, walking back and forth, and occasionally we could hear the cries of children, the gloating laughter of men, and the barking of dogs.

Yun Qingchen and Feng Jiuge sat drinking tea under the jujube tree in the courtyard, Lu Shiying walked towards them on his short legs, with two strings of crystal teardrops hanging from the corners of his eyes, pulling Yun Qingchen's hand Sleeve, weakly said: "Daddy, that Uncle Gu laughed at me for not having a mother."

"You never had a mother." Feng Jiuge sneered.

"Wow, Daddy, I want a mother." Lu Shiying sat down on the ground and cried loudly.

"Stinky boy, you still cry when you say you are five years old? Are you ashamed?" Feng Jiuge said contemptuously.

"Uncle Gu said that children my age should be loved by their mothers, but I don't have a mother." Lu Shiying sobbed.

"That's your mother." Yun Qingchen pointed to Feng Jiuge and said to Lu Shiying.

When Lu Shiying heard that there was a mother, she immediately stopped crying, but when she saw that the mother in Yun Qingchen's mouth was referring to Feng Jiuge, she started crying again, "No, Uncle Gu said that the mother is wearing a skirt Yes, just like Mrs. Zhang next door, wearing that kind of red dress."

Yun Qingchen looked at Feng Jiuge, and there was a hint of amusement in his eyes. Feng Jiuge secretly thought that something was wrong, and wanted to run away, but Yun Qingchen grabbed his wrist first, and said: "Lady, you should wear a skirt gone."

"Go, go, I'm a man." Feng Jiuge emphasized.

Yun Qingchen smiled slightly, and said: "In order to pick up the baby, you have to sacrifice a bit."

"Why don't you, forget it, just wear it." Feng Jiuge wanted to let Yun Qingchen wear women's clothing, but after thinking about it, he decided to forget it, he was not willing.

"It's hard for you." Yun Qingchen reached out and squeezed Feng Jiuge's palm.

"Shiying, stop crying." Yun Qingchen helped Lu Shiying up, and said softly.

Upon hearing this, Lu Shiying quickly wiped away her tears, "Okay, okay, I'll go and tell Uncle Gu that I have a mother."

"Wait a minute, I'll go see your Uncle Gu too." Feng Jiuge said.

"Okay, mother, let's go." Lu Shiying led Feng Jiuge forward.

"Take a breath." Yun Qingchen urged.

Feng Jiuge nodded, "Yes."

After a while, there was the sound of fighting in the front yard, accompanied by noise.

"Feng Jiuge, you bloody hell, you're really ruthless, but do you really want to wear women's clothing? Hahaha"

"Gu Jinzhi, you fucking court death!"

"Ouch, Feng Jiuge! Just kidding, there's no need to do this, right?"

"roll!"

……

The next day, Feng Jiuge sat by the couch, looked at the red dress hanging on the screen, "Yuebai, do you really want to wear it?"

"Didn't it be agreed yesterday?" Yun Qingchen said.

Feng Jiuge gritted her teeth, forget it, let it go, stood up, stretched her arms, and said, "Then you wear it for me."

Yun Qingchen laughed lightly, picked up the clothes and helped him put them on.

Feng Jiuge stood in front of the mirror, took one look and didn't want to look at it again. Such a burly figure wearing a skirt is simply too horrible to look at.

At this time, there was a knock on the door, "Father, mother, are you awake?" Before the two could answer, the door was pushed open.

"Hahaha" Seeing Feng Jiuge's appearance, Gu Jinzhi held the door, laughing loudly.

Holding her skirt, Feng Jiuge walked up to Gu Jinzhi, kicked him out of the room, "Go back to Qinchuan!"

Gu Jinzhi stood up from the ground and was no longer interested in squeezing in. As long as Lu Shiying has a good relationship with him, why not have the opportunity to see Feng Jiuge's embarrassment?Thinking about it, humming a little tune, and walked out leisurely.

Lu Shiying made a fuss about going to the night market, Yun Qingchen had no choice but to take him there, Feng Jiuge said he didn't want to go, but Lu Shiying cried a lot, so he had to follow him, but secretly made a note in his heart , when this kid grows up, he will be happy.

The two figures, one big and one small, looked warm and soft under the reflection of the candlelight on the street.

Lu Shi stood in the middle, holding the hands of the two of them, looked around curiously, suddenly tugged Feng Jiuge's hand, and said, "Mother, I'm hungry, I want to eat that."

Looking in the direction of Lu Shiying's finger, it happened to be a wonton stall not far away. Feng Jiuge glanced at him and said, "You have a lot to do." Although he said so, he still brought him to the On the wontons.

"Old man, here is a bowl of wontons." Feng Jiuge turned to the stall owner and said.

"Okay, please wait a moment." The stall owner responded enthusiastically.

After a while, the stall owner served wontons, looked at Feng Jiuge, then at Yun Qingchen, hesitant to speak.

"Old man, what's the matter?" Feng Jiuge pushed the bowl in front of Lu Shiying, met the stall owner's eyes, and asked.

"Here, this lady" the stall owner stammered.

Feng Jiuge was stunned, and then realized that she was wearing women's clothes, and smiled awkwardly, "What's the matter?"

"No, nothing." The stall owner waved his hands again and again, and walked to the stove, heaving a sigh of relief. The boy in white just looked at him with terrible eyes, but it was like when he was young, when other men stared at her From his appearance, it can be seen that the son loves his wife very much.

After paying the bill and leaving, Lu Shiying saw the lanterns in the river, and pulled the two of them to release the lanterns.

"Yuebai, this is the second time the two of us have set off lanterns." Feng Jiuge held the lantern and said reminiscently.

Yun Qingchen nodded, "Yes."

"Mother, Dad, I let them go, why don't you let them go?" Lu Shiying reached out and tugged at the corners of their sleeves.

The two bent down, put the lanterns into the water, and moved along the water flow. The two lanterns were close to each other and drifted away.

Feng Jiuge put his arms around Yun Qingchen's waist, pecked lightly on his face, and said with a smile: "Yuebai, we will keep going."

"Yeah..." The corners of Yun Qingchen's eyes were stained with tenderness, and the corners of his lips were slightly curved.

"Yuebai, how about this, in spring, we go boating in Nanyao, and when the red lotus first blooms, we go to Beiming to cool off the summer heat, then go to Gongsun Zan's to steal a few pots of Zushike, and then go to Qinchuan to see Gu Jinzhi How about seeing if I can steal it back from my family's Jinshan?" Feng Jiuge suggested.

Yun Qingchen frowned slightly, "Okay"

"Hahaha, that's the deal." Feng Jiuge laughed.

"Mother, will you take me there?" Lu Shiying looked up at Feng Jiuge and asked.

"Without"

"Why, mother, I'm very good."

"If you say don't bring it, don't bring it."

"Then I'll hide your book under the bed"

"Okay, take it with you."

"..."

The night was quietly dark, and the three of them set out on their way home. The moonlight stretched their figures very long, just like between Feng Jiuge and Yun Qingchen, after going around, they can still find each other and stay together.