On How to Cultivate Two Idiots

In the crack of time and space, Hades regretted a little, why did he come in before he figured it out?But I can't go back now, because if I go back in time and space, it may cause time and space reverse flow.Hades gracefully stepped out of the rift in time and space, and found himself landed in England in the 19th century. It was spring at this time, and the ladies on the street were all dressed like flowers.Hades smelled a contract, a contract?Go check it out!Thinking of this, Hades quickly flew to that place.

Among the white feathers all over the sky, a young man covered in wounds was floating in the air. "Once you reject your faith, you will not be able to pass through the gate of God." A crow in the distance said.The boy didn't answer, but just listened quietly. The crow also sensed something was wrong, but heard the sound of "Kacha Kacha", looked to the place where the sound came from, and found that he was eating popcorn (don't ask me where I came from) Come) Hades from the theater. "Your Excellency, it seems inappropriate for you to be here, right?" Hades ignored Sebastian, came to Charles, and asked, "Are you willing to make a contract with me? I am better than him." Sebastian Heart: Damn, where did this come from, it prevented me from making a permanent bond with Shire. I didn’t make an agreement with Shire in my previous life, so he ran away, and I have been looking for TVT for more than 1000 years. .Although his heart was broken, Sebastian still wanted to maintain his superficial pretentiousness and said, "Are you going to fight?" Sebastian said in his heart: No, I really don't want to fight. Choose the master!" Hades looked at Sebas, then at Charles, and said, "Okay." Charles looked at Sebas, then at Hades, and stretched out his finger. "Whoever counts the soldiers will be the one." Hades was the last one to be called, but Charles pointed to Sebastian and said, "Period." Charles said in his heart: I'm not because I'm familiar with Sebastian I chose him because of the feeling!Hades' heart: My time, it's okay, but their destiny is to be together!Sebastian's heart: My Ciel still chose me, wow ha ha ha ha (please ignore this, this guy is already incoherent because he is too excited.)

Sure enough?Hades looked at the master and servant who had signed the contract, walked away silently, and returned to the place where he had just come - the streets of England.I need to coax someone and find a place to live... Looking at the signboard Undertaker in front of him, Hades thought, that's it, maybe it's because he became the King of Pluto that he has become more and more fond of dark things. With a "ding dong", Hades has entered the Undertaker.It turned out to be a coffin shop!Hades found that there was nothing else in the shop except a few coffins.Well, it's really convenient for me to "commit a crime".Hades is going to push away a coffin and lie in it by himself, and then he can coax the children even more. "Oh~ what does this uninvited guest want to do~ can Xiaosheng do something for you~" Hades was surprised to find that there was a silver-haired man lying in the coffin. "I want to stay in the hotel." "Okay~ But tell Xiaosheng ten super funny jokes every day~" "Three." "Okay~Three is three~Master Pluto must listen What~" Looking at the man in front of him, Hades asked: "How do you know that I am Pluto?" She stayed in Shenjing Bing's store in the funeral home.

"No, this is Xiaosheng's~" Hades and the funeral home were grabbing a can of biscuits, and now it was three days later.Suddenly, someone entered the store. "Count, are you here?" The funeral home looked back, and the biscuit jar was in Hades' hands. "It's you?" Two voices said in unison, but one was from Charles, slightly surprised.And the other is Hades's, which is very plain. "Funeral house, tell me about your recent situation!" Charles said. "It turns out that the coffin shop is only on the surface, but it is actually an intelligence bureau!" Liu said with great interest.The funeral room blinked and said, "Xiaosheng doesn't want the Queen's rewards! Earl, please give Xiaosheng that!" "Funeral house, a joke, three cans of biscuits." Hades, who was silent at first, suddenly spoke Oh, I've already eaten all the cookies in the funeral home. "Ah, no, no, no more." What!Hades thought, let's go to the locker in the funeral room. "Little Ha, you go with the earl!" "Why?" Hades tried hard to recall that the funeral home seemed to have reached an agreement with Shire just now, as if he brought himself to Shire and refused to eat his biscuits... …"There is cake to eat every day~" Hades thought about it seriously, and decided that he could move.

From watching Sebas pretending to jump down from the carriage to the red lady staring dumbfounded at Sebas appearing at the gate of Phantomhine's house, Hades remained calm the whole time, but following Shire was indeed better than following the funeral. Yiwu is fun.Until—"Why do I have to wear this dress?!" Hades has been modified by Sebastian, wearing a black top hat decorated with blood-red roses, a black gothic loli skirt, and Black boots with a bow. "As the saying goes, one more person is more powerful." Charles said slowly.What?Hades said that he really wanted to tear his clothes, what should I do? "And this way there may be more cakes to eat." Sebastian's next words immediately made Hades surrender.

The carriage stopped slowly and entered the banquet scene, and Hades began to eat the cake calmly. "I've never seen this lady before!" A blond man walked towards Hades. Hades saw the blond hair but thought of Zeus, and didn't know what happened to Zeus and Poseiba now. .Hades said he was very worried, really! "You seem very sad, why don't you dance with me!" This is Charles's goal today - Viscount Doroit. "No." Hades rejected him with a simple sentence. "Let me teach you!" As the music sounded, Hades and the Viscount began to dance lightly, but the Viscount started to make small movements, touching Hades' waist and sniffing Hades' neck.As soon as the music stopped, Hades immediately pulled the Viscount into the auction site that was supposed to be prepared for him, and knocked them all out in a second. It was really unbearable, and Hades quietly wiped his hands with a handkerchief.

And Shire and Sebastian, who had been avoiding Elizabeth, did not find the Viscount until the end of the banquet, until they were taken out by the London police.On the carriage: "Do you know who did it?" Shire and Hades have changed back to their original outfits, but because Hades' standard Pluto outfit is too conspicuous, Hades was stuffed in by Sebastian A set of deacon outfits exactly the same as Sebastian's. "I did it, he prevented me from eating the cake." Hades said as he ate the cake he brought out from the banquet. "Sure enough, it's as the funeral home said. It's efficient, isn't it, Sebastian?" "Yes!" Mrs. Liu and Hong said that they couldn't stand the shock anymore.

When they arrived at the Phantom Hein mansion, Hades disappeared, and even Sebastian couldn't find it. Only Hades knew that he just went to sleep on the tree in the garden, trying to pretend in the novel.The moon is high, and everything is left until tomorrow.

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