On How to Cultivate Two Idiots

Zeus obediently went to get the "wine" for Cronus, looked at the cup, and poured all of Metis' "big aunt" down. . .Is it full?This cup is too small, so I don't mix wine at all.Zeus thought while bringing the "wine" to Cronus.

Cronus: Little God Servant!What's your name?

Zeus (holding a sign): Zeus.

Cronus: Oh curse!This name is really unlucky, from now on you will be called Ah Fu!

Zeus (holding the sign decisively): Your Majesty, your wine.

Cronus: Alright, Ah Fu!Why is this wine blood red?

Zeus (holding a sign): This wine is called Bloody Marilyn Manson Love Dew Zhu Haiyan Linglong Tower, it is the hottest wine, take a sip, close your eyes gently, feel the mellow liquid slipping over the tip of your tongue, moisturizing Passing through the throat, slipping into the throat, floating warmly in the abdomen, slowly drifting in the nose, quietly sneaking into the blood...

Cronus: Ah Fu!Why does this wine have no aroma!

Zeus (holding a sign): Because the essence of this wine does not leak out, it is hidden in the wine and naturally has no fragrance.

Cronus (takes a sip): But, Ah Fu!Why is this wine tasteless?

Zeus (holding a sign): Even the taste is compressed into essence. . .Your Majesty, drink it quickly, this is a cup of medicinal wine, drink it, it will taste delicious, the medicine will cure the disease, and the body will be strong!

Kronos (drinks half suspiciously): Really?

Zeus: "Yes, yes, drink it!" Cronus: "Hey, Ah Fu, so you can talk!" Zeus: Finish. .up. .too excited. .However, the effect of Metis' medicine was very good, and Cronus immediately began to roll on the ground and vomit.Rhea came from the side, with a sad expression, and said: "My dear husband, I'm sorry, but you have to spit out our child!" You are laughing at the demonic obstacles of the Guia League! Hahaha..." (What, you guys are trying to save me, I am finally going to get rid of those little devils, hahaha) "Stop talking, okay?" Rhea Looking at Cronus who was spitting and talking, with a black line drawn on his head, Zeus had already turned around, because Cronus is now. .It's horrible!

Then, three goddesses appeared, and of course they were the three Hera.Then, the calm Hades children's shoes equipped with a Poseidon appeared, and then everyone knew it. .

The sky was already pale in the distance, Zeus was shamelessly showing off his cuteness, his face was covered with "Praise me, praise me quickly", Poseidon next to him was biting a small handkerchief, and looked at Zeus with a resentful expression.Why not me?Thinking about it, Poseidon's expression became even more resentful.Hades: The relationship between these two is not very good. It seems that I want my brothers to love each other more. (Dear Xiaoha doesn't know that he is the key to the relationship between these two guys) Hades: "You...you must remember, uh, to help and care for each other..." Poseidon and Zeus looked at each other and said : "Okay big brother, we will definitely 'caring' about brother (younger brother)!" Caring is basically squeezed out from between the teeth.Hades: Is it really okay for me to keep these two bastards together? "You can't sleep with women!" "Brother who can't!" Poseidon and Zeus: We have always been only interested in big brothers!

"Brother, why don't we discuss who will go to the heaven, who will go to the sea, and who will go to the underworld? I think I am more suitable for the heaven, so let me manage the heaven!" "Oh, little...brother, how can you be sure?" You must be suitable for the heaven?" Poseidon raised his eyebrows and looked at Zeus with interest. "This...how about..." "Let's discuss it slowly, anyway, I'm going to the Underworld." "Since the elder brother said so, I shouldn't argue anymore, I'm going to the Sea Realm." Of course Hades knew, no matter what No matter how I fight, Zeus will get the heaven, and I don't like to go out anyway, of course the underworld is the best!Otaku's world! "That's it!" Hades finished, patted the corner of his clothes, and walked away.

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