On How to Cultivate Two Idiots

In the middle of the night, Hades woke up, rubbed his temples, and couldn't remember anything. Hades walked to the window of the house and looked at the stars.After thinking for a moment, he walked back to the bed, helped Poseidon and Zeus pull the corners of the quilt, put on the cloak and opened the door, walked towards the forest, and soon merged into the darkness.

The forest in the dark night is not as lively as in the daytime, only the intermittent croaking of frogs, and the cold moonlight shines on Hades' pale face.Hades walked in the forest, felt the fresh air in the forest, and felt his mood gradually calm down. He used his divine power to condense a harp, and the crisp sound of the harp was accompanied by the singing of frogs to perform wonderful music.If Hades saw himself now, he would definitely say that he was an elf under the moon. The cloak had slipped off his shoulders. Hades was sitting by the lake, holding a harp in his hand, accompanied by the singing of frogs.After the song was over, the harp condensed with divine power dissipated, "Brother played really well." When Hades turned around, he saw the smiling Zeus, whose blond hair was very eye-catching. "Where's Poseidon?" Zeus the thief laughed and said, "Second brother is still..." Sleeping! "I'm here!" Another eye contact between Poseidon and Zeus:

Zeus: How is it possible!

Poseidon: Do you think your divine power can trap me?

Zeus: You wait.

Poseidon: You wait too.

The smell of gunpowder is so strong. "Hey, don't make trouble." "Yes, brother." The two opened their mouths and said together. "Forget it, I'm not in the mood to sleep, Zeus, why don't you tell me how you rescued us!" Hades, Poseidon and Zeus sat on the grass together, and Zeus began to speak about his heroic deeds.

Zeus grew into a handsome and strong youth in Crete.In order to overthrow his father's rule, he went to Metis, a female titan with incomparable wisdom and predictive ability, to ask how to defeat Cronus.Metis prepared a small bottle of hypnotic and emetic potion for Zeus, and taught him how to do this... Cronus likes to drink, so there is a boy who pours it for him.Rhea excused the boy's clumsiness and suggested that Cronus change it. After approval, he recommended Zeus to him.Zeus was smart and quickly won the favor and trust of Cronus.Finally one day, Zeus mixed the medicine into the wine and served Cronus to drink it.Soon, Cronus fell into a coma and vomited continuously, vomiting out the five grown children he ate. They were Demeter, Hera, Hesty, Ha Diss and Poseidon.Then, everyone threw Cronus out of the palace together.

Of course, this is the original version, and the real version is: After the birth of Rhea's sixth child, Zeus, Rhea saved Zeus with a stone. (Cronus: Ask for the shadow area in the heart of swallowing stones!) Little Zeus grew up in Crete, saw some elves have brothers and sisters, so he asked his mother god to give birth to him, and then the aunt—— Goddess Nymph cried and said that he actually had five older brothers and sisters, but they were swallowed by his cruel father.What?five?Isn't that fun?Little Zeus immediately volunteered to save his brothers and sisters. Of course, little Zeus didn't see Nymph Goddess's sneaky smile.

Goddess Nymph invited Metis for little Zeus and asked her to teach him how to rescue his brothers and sisters. Little Zeus went to ask Metis for advice, but Metis said, "We want to make a potion." Zeus always felt an ominous premonition. Sure enough, Metis used him as a potion every day. When he made a bottle, he randomly grabbed an uninitiated creature for experimentation. At that time, any creature would only see Zeus and Metis. The shadow of the boy hides far away.Finally, Metis used her wisdom to concoct a cup of emetic, a blood red one. . .Great aunt. "Zeus, are you ready to save your dear brothers and sisters?" Metis said solemnly. "Yes, I'm ready!" Zeus felt his blood boil, and he couldn't wait to go to the God King Palace.

Zeus got into the carriage prepared for him by Nymph Goddess and started to go to the Palace of God Kings. "Wait a minute, Zeus." Metis yelled from behind and took out a larger but lighter-colored auntie and said, "These are experimental products, there is no place to throw them away, let's use them together!" So, Zeus With two bottles of big aunt, embarked on the journey.

When he arrived at the God King Hall, the first person to greet Zeus was his dear mother goddess. "Zeus, my child, I..." Because there were so many things to say to Zeus, Rhea didn't know what to say first. "Mother God, let's rescue my brothers and sisters first, before it's too late." "I'll recommend you to your Father God, the god attendant who delivers wine, so don't show your flaws, your Father God But if he is so cruel and ruthless, he will definitely kill you too!" Looking at his mother god, Zeus said firmly: "No, mother god, you will definitely see my brothers and sisters when the time comes. We!" Afterwards, Rhea brought Zeus to the main hall, and Cronus saw Rhea's eyes brighten up, "Rui..." Just as he was about to say something, Rhea interrupted him mercilessly. "Okay, don't argue, I have something to do, I don't have time to play with you slowly, this is a new servant I found, he is dumb, if you feel bored sitting, you can talk to him ...I'm leaving." Zeus: Goddess QAQ, you can't leave me like this!Rhea ignored Zeus' eyes and calmly planted her flowers.

Rhea left, only Zeus was left to deal with Cronus. "You... come here!" A majestic voice sounded above Zeus's head.Zeus: QAQ, are you going to kill God so soon?Zeus moved in small steps, "You, don't hurry up!" The majestic voice was mixed with a trace of anger, and it sounded like thunder on Zeus's head again.Zeus didn't dare to slow down anymore, and hurried to Cronus.Cronus saw Zeus approaching, looked around to see if there was anyone, and then seemed worried, and set up another enchantment.Zeus: Oh, I'm sorry, Mother God, I'm sorry, brothers and sisters, I'm going to die, I'm going to live up to such hopes, oh.Cronus, on the other hand, is different from the upright sitting posture just now, lying on the throne with the whole god stretched out. "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... I know how noisy the little devil I swallowed, ah, ah, that damned little devil started swimming in my stomach again, go, give me that wine, I must drown him today!!!" Zeus : So, have I been worrying for nothing?