On How to Cultivate Two Idiots

Reason: One day, Hades got up from his bedroom, stretched his waist rarely, and watched the crystal orchids blooming on his window sill, feeling very good.I finally corrected and sorted out the official affairs of the Three Realms, and today I just need to hand them over to Hypnos. It’s all because Poseidon and Zeus didn’t know how to change them, and they accumulated so much.Hades thought, feeling happy that he could have a vacation. Today, the underworld is ten times clearer because of Hades' mood, and the underworld fighters have begun to dry quilts in their yards.On the way, Hades saw the underworld fighter playing cards. "Ming...His Royal Highness Pluto..." "Just play if you want, don't delay your work." Hades even hummed a little tune and walked over, ignoring the stunned Underworld fighter behind him.His Highness Pluto has definitely been transferred, do you want to tell Lord Hypnos?You know, Xiao Ha is usually expressionless.Walking, Hades saw Hypnos in a hurry. "Hypnos, what are you going to do?" "Well... go see my brother..." Hypnos thought Hades would be suspicious, but Hades didn't pursue it and left humming.As soon as Hypnos saw Hades go, he ran for his life.Hades pushed open the door of the study room where he was working, and saw the following scene: official documents were everywhere, and Poseidon and Zeus were trying to sort them out, crookedly stacked.My goodness!You must be kidding me!Hades immediately picked up two of them and threw them away~ The underworld was also pouring rain in a second, and the underworld fighters put away the quilts in a second, closed the doors and windows, and got used to it.Hypnos, who was playing in the human world, watched the heavy rain in the underworld, wiped off his sweat, and almost had to deal with official documents again, but how will he explain next time...

1. Peppa Pig

Hardy thinks that Poseidon and Zeus should be educated, and they should be thrown into educational enlightenment films!Well... let's just piggy page!As a result, Poseidon and Zeus were lost by Hades.Years later, Poseidon and Zeus returned.Zeus: "Ho Ho, I am Zeus, the king of gods, and this is my brother Poseidon!" Poseidon: "Ho Ho!" Hades: "Are you two stupid?" Poseidon and Zeus : "Hahahahahahahaha!" Hades raised his forehead, is he going to bring up the baby again?

2. Balala Little Demon Fairy

The first time was too much of a failure, Hades decided to throw a girl manga this time—Ba la la Xiao Moxian!Years later, Poseidon and Zeus returned.Zeus: "The Rod of Thunder, Ukraka, transform!" Poseidon: "The Halberd of the Sea King, Ukraka, transform!" Hades (a chestnut): "You don't need to change at all, don't you? What are you pretending to be!"

3. Crayon Shinchan

In fact, it should be possible to go to Japan. Thinking so, Poseidon and Zeus were released to Japan by Hades.After returning...Zeus: "Beautiful sister wait for me~" Poseidon: "Look over there, there is a beautiful sister taking a bath~" Hades: "God!" Since then, the underworld is full of vinegar smell.

4. Nezha makes trouble in the sea

The two second-handers should be thrown into classic cartoons to wash their brains. The ones I have seen before seem to be pretty good.Hades thought so, lost ~ three days later ~ all the Eastern Gods: "Your Highness Pluto, you want to give an explanation! Yes, yes!" Hades: "What are you two doing?" Poseidon: "The sea world is The area under my jurisdiction, right?" Hades: "Well, what then?" Zeus: "That dragon won't let us play!" Hades: "So?" the skin of the dragon." Hades: "...what?"

5. Harry Potter

Hades solemnly decided to let Poseidon and Zeus go to the magic world to learn magic.Before leaving, Hades (seriously): "Poseidon and Zeus, you must know that if you are close to vermilion, you will be red, and if you are close to ink, you will be black. This time, practice your spells for me, do you hear me?" Poseidon and Zeus (joyfully): "Got it, promise to get it done!" Seven years later.Poseidon and Zeus wore magic robes, holding wands and graduation certificates: "Brother, we are back!" Hades: "Well, how is the spell?" Zeus: "That...Brother, didn't you say Are you close to Zhu Zhechi?" Hades: "What's wrong?" Poseidon: "We are so red, we forgot how to use spells... Hehe..." Hades: "I..."

6. k

Forget it, let's all go to K together!After arriving at K, Hades discovered that all three of them were living on the streets.Poseidon: "Brother, I'm hungry." Hades: "God is not hungry." Zeus: "Brother, I'm tired." Hades: "I'm tired." After three months like this, the three gods were calm I went home.

7. Queen's Blade

This dirty manga.Hades thought, and couldn't help but look at Poseidon and Zeus.What? !Two bastards are whoring women?Hades fully turned on the air conditioner, his popularity soared instantly, and he immediately had a harem. Compared with him, Poseidon and Zeus were all over the place.Zeus: "Didn't you say to make big brother jealous?" Poseidon: "It's us now." Hades: "Go home?" Poseidon and Zeus: "Go home." Hardy Si smiled darkly, this is the correct way of discipline, yay!After returning to Greece, in the bedroom.Hades: "What are you going to do?" Poseidon: "Brother doesn't want us anymore." Zeus: "We are so sad." Hades: "So? Don't... go away... ah..." Hades couldn't get up the next day.Hades never wants to go to another world.