On How to Cultivate Two Idiots

The dark subway entrance is in front of you, and Hiiragi Shinoya said to Hyakuya Yuichiro: "Don't pretend to be cool this time!" Of course Hyakuya Yuichiro knew that Hiiragi Shinoya was referring to his own actions, so he said : "I know." Stepping into the underground space of the subway, there are children called livestock by vampires everywhere, wearing clothes that belong to livestock. Hyakuya Yuichiro, who grew up in the city of vampires, is very familiar with it. "At B3." Sannomiya Mitsuha said, leading the team to turn a corner.Walking past, it was an empty hall, with a piece of cave in the middle, and a little sunlight shot down.The collapsed tarmac blocks were covered with moss and looked old.The table lamp in the distance kept flickering, and a second-level armed vampire appeared below. "The team obeys the order. The three of Hades are behind to protect, and the middle..." "Ah!" Yuichiro Hyakuya rushed over, acting alone again, interrupting Sannomiya Mitsuha's words. "No!" Hyakuya Yuichiro had already dealt with the vampire before Sannomiya Mitsuha finished talking. "The battle won't wait for your nonsense." Hades said coldly, and he also assumed the posture of fighting, but no vampire appeared, only the empty underground passage. "Huh?" Saotome Yoichi wondered, is it really gone? "Behind! Junyue Shifang!" Although Poseidon is an idiot, he is still a god. He knows what fighting is, and he greeted him with a handsome wave of his hands, and eliminated a vampire.Three appeared in front of them at once, not two, and one of them had already been dealt with. "Is that all?" Zeus asked. "According to the information, there are four vampires." Sannomiya Mitsuha said solemnly, but the vampire in front of him was stunned for a moment and then laughed loudly: "According to the information? You humans will really betray the same kind!" With the voice When it fell, the glass behind Hades and Sanomiya Mitsuha shattered, and three more vampires walked out. "What?! Could it be..." Before Sanomiya Mitsuha finished speaking, she and Hades were picked up by the neck.Hyakuya Yuichiro continued: "That girl..." Hyakuya Yuichiro remembered the girl's inexplicable tears at that time. "So that's how it is, Yu!" Hiiragi Shinoya's words brought back Hyakuya Yuichiro's thoughts, looked at Hades and Sannomiya Mitsuha, and rushed to the rescue. "You go and solve that." Hades lowered his head, unable to see what he was thinking. "What did you say..." the vampire pinching Hades said with a smile, but soon he couldn't laugh anymore, and he had already fallen to the ground. "This god hates being choked by people or some kind of creature!" Hades raised his head with a dark face, and smiled under the crowd for the first time. It was a very weird smile. Hades was still there Stepping on the vampire, "Should I cut you into pieces, Ling Chi, or cut you into pieces, Ling Chi?" After finishing speaking, Hades killed all the vampires in an instant. "Ping" Junyue Shifang dropped the weapon in his hand, he hasn't played yet!The sun was setting and the clouds were still reluctantly dyed red at dusk. Hiiragi Shinoya and Sannomiya Mitsuha stood not far from Hades, and the corners of their mouths twitched and said: "Xiaoha's explosive power is really powerful." "Yes... really It's scary, don't provoke Xiaoha in the future." Sannomiya Mitsuha said and glanced in the direction of Hades, and found Hades who said 'I am a calm god' while making tea, but also There are Poseidon and Zeus who serve tea and water with dog legs. "...Where did you get the tea from?" Sannomiya Sanye asked.Hiiragi Shinoya didn't answer, and said: "Anyway, there is free tea, I want to drink it." Hiiragi Shinoya picked up a cup, took a sip, and immediately gave up drinking it. "Xiaoha, this tea is so bitter!" Hiiragi Shinoya and Sannomiya Mitsuha said in unison, and Poseidon and Zeus immediately handed over their own tea.Hiiragi Xiaoya spoke quickly, drank two cups, and vomited. If you don’t believe me, try bitter tea with sugar... I made it with water, anyway, I didn’t take a sip, so I poured it secretly⊙▽⊙…) Sanomiya Mitsuha saw it and decided to drink it cold, Hades pointed to the cup, and then, Sannomiya Mitsuha drank it..."Xiaoha You murdered!" Sannomiya Mitsuha shouted, although Hades had no expression, he could still see a tricky smile on the corner of his mouth.The next day, around noon, Sannomiya Mitsuha and others drove to Shinjuku together.In front, three level-[-] armed vampires suddenly appeared, and Hades was picked up by the neck again.At that moment, Hades seemed to hear someone singing "Time flies so fast, and in a blink of an eye, it's that moment again..." Just kidding me!Hades thought, without saying a word, ready to fight.However, the vampire kissed Hades on the face so he couldn't die... This time, not only Hades' face turned black, but also the faces of Poseidon and Zeus... Then, as you know, this Fortunately, the vampire knew how to retreat, and continued to leave a sentence: "Honey, wait for me next time~" flashed.When Poseidon and Zeus heard this, they felt that the top of their heads was so green!Ah.Hades said in his heart, and Brick ran towards Shinjuku, chasing after Poseidon and Zeus. "Yu, let's follow up!" Saotome Yoichi said anxiously.Hyakuya Yuichiro took it easy and said calmly, "No need, trust me."