On How to Cultivate Two Idiots

"Here, will you be destroyed?" Hades looked up at Poseidon and Zeus, when did they grow so tall, how annoying! "Destruction? Like this?" Zeus raised his hand, and the ruins in front of him were razed to the ground. "Well, very good." Hades nodded, "Then can you create?" "So?" Poseidon raised his hand, and the flat ground... turned into a big pit. "...It seems that you will only destroy and fill the hole." After a while, Hades looked at the deeper hole... "Let me do it!" Of course Poseidon and Zeus didn't want Hades Disappointed with themselves, the two gods who were eager to ask for credit raised their hands again, and the pit became deeper, almost reaching the center of the earth. "OK, OK, that's enough, you guys are enough, let's go to class! Isn't there an exam for the moon ghost group today?" Hades filled in the pits by himself, saying that he, the god of death, came to practice. Is it really good?It stands to reason that Poseidon and Zeus should be better at it? (Xiaoha, you forgot that the two people on the side are bear kids) The place of the exam is an empty hall. "Everyone needs to find a partner to take the exam together~" said the examiner Sayuri. "Well, we want three people." Hades said calmly.Sayuri was a little embarrassed and blushed, three handsome guys were in front of her!But Xiao Baihe still said: "There are only two people in the exam! This is against the rules." Hades thought for a moment, and said: "Isn't this a test for cooperation? It doesn't matter if there are more people!" Let's discuss it between the two of you!" There was no other way, Hades and the other gods had no choice but to skip the exam.Hades looked down, didn't you take the exam?Because of a man named Junyue Shifang?That escape changed a lot!Although I can be regarded as Yu's "family", in fact, the real difference is that I am a god, and Poseidon and Zeus, who I have blood, are more or less less important than Micah and Akane, right?The interval is here!Hades continued to look down at Yuichiro Hyakuya who gave up the exam for the sake of Junyue Shifang, and a little bad water came out again.Well, I didn't feel Micah's soul, and Micah wasn't dead at all... Shall I tell Yuu?Forget it, you will know sooner or later, even if Yu doesn't look for Micah, Micah will come to you!Moreover, even if Micah is dead, Yu still has to find the bones!Just let him grow up!Micah loves Xiaoyou, and Xiaoyou hasn't found out that she loves Micah yet, so she doesn't know if they will be together in the future. (Poseidon and Zeus: Didn't you realize that we two really love you?!) "Let's go, we won't take the test." Hades said, not worried whether Poseidon and Zeus heard, They'll follow anyway. (Emotions take Poseidon and Zeus as followers.) "Eh? Is it okay?" Zeus asked.Poseidon replied: "Don't worry, the eldest brother said that there is no need to take the exam." Night came, and there was silence in the college. "Can big brother tell bedtime stories?" Zeus asked.Hades was silent for a while, and said: "The story is too troublesome, do you want to hear a joke?" Poseidon: "Okay!" Hades thought for a while, and said: "Once upon a time there was a man, and then he died." Poseidon and Zeus: "It's not funny." "This is a popular joke in the underworld. Hypnos once laughed all morning." "Brother, who is Hypnos?" Poseidon asked. "It's nothing, let's tell a story! Once upon a time there was a man named Wang, and one day, he picked up a strange box by the river..." Don't question it, this is a ghost story.In the second half of the night... "Brother, I'm afraid!" "I'm also afraid of Big Brother!" Hades: "Uh..." The next morning, Hades was tightly entangled by Poseidon and Zeus. "Ah!" Hades, Poseidon and Zeus entered the classroom with panda eyes on their faces. "What's the matter?" Hiiragi Shinoya leaned over, and Junyue Shifang and Hyakuya Yuichiro started fighting.At this time, Guren Ichinose walked in: "Ah! It's these two annoying guys again, you garbage." Hades hates being called garbage by others, so he found an unknown object on the spot and threw it away In the past: "You are more trash than me." Ichinose Guren caught the thing thrown over, which happened to be a trash can. "You mean I should put it in the trash?" "So what?" Hades would not compromise. "Then let's try it! Aren't you guys arguing too? Let's try together! I don't care if I die." Sayuri next to him worriedly asked: "Lieutenant Colonel Ichinose, this..." "Don't worry! The dead It's all trash!" Guren Ichinose took out his cursed weapon and smashed it on the floor, and the classroom immediately shook and no one could feel it. Hades knew that these were caused by evil spirits and said he was trash , Do you still dare to compete with yourself?Hades set up a protective cover to protect Poseidon and Zeus, and he collected half of the endless stream of evil spirits. At this time, except for Hyakuya Yuichiro, Junyue Shifang, Saotome Yoichi, Hiiragi Shinoya, and The three of Hades all fell down. "Very good! Do you want to single out later!" When Hades walked past Ichinose Guren, Ichinose Guren said provocatively. "As much as I am happy." Going down the long stairs, I took the elevator and arrived at the place where I made a contract with the ghost. "Choose one yourself!" Ichinose Guren said lazily.There are evil ghost statues with blue faces and fangs in all directions here, and there are ghost-cursed weapons tied with red strings in front of the evil ghost statues, as well as a contract formation.Hyakuya Yuichiro and others all chose one, and Hades, Poseidon and Zeus were no exception.When he held the cursed weapon he had chosen, Hades felt a black fog enveloping him, and then his eyes went blank.