Enjoy the system
Chapter 1 Come, come, learn to cook with me
Tang Meng grabbed the corner of the wall and looked hard towards the road.
"Small! Are you sure that's Xiao Shou?"
749 nodded affirmatively.
"Sure, sure, 100% sure! Master host, come on!"
Tang Meng clenched his fists to cheer himself up.
come on!come on!
Tang Meng poked his foot out, then swished it back.
"Boom! Look at me, look at me!"
749 turned his head and looked at Tang Meng with bright eyes.
Tang Meng asked seriously.
"I am mighty but not mighty!"
749 zoomed in on Tang Meng's thin arms and legs, and nodded sincerely.
"mighty!"
Tang Meng raised his arm again, showing off his biceps that didn't exist at all.
"I am not majestic!"
749 looked at both arms of Tang Meng as if scanning with a laser, and nodded excitedly.
"Majestic!"
Tang Meng nodded fiercely twice.
"Then I'm going!"
749 made the sound of clapping, and the applause sounded. Tang Meng screamed twice, picked up the steel pipe that 749 had prepared for him, and rushed over.
After the bang-dang-bang-bang sound effect, Tang Meng's mission of saving the beauty was finally completed.
Tang Meng touched the sweat on his forehead, straightened his waist hard, and raised his chin high.
"Put some light on my eyes, this man is covered by me, do you hear me?"
The punks who were beaten up were about to cry, but who was this guy, he ran out out of nowhere to beat them up, and the weapons in his hands kept changing, it was so scary that it was about to explode!
A few people didn't dare to say anything, and apologized repeatedly in a low voice, and left in disgrace.
Tang Meng felt that he acted very well in this play, and he must give it full marks. He is not afraid of being proud at all!
749 burst into applause, and took a 360-degree shot around Tang Meng to ensure that Tang Meng's heroic posture was all recorded, and then the two of them enjoyed the photos together head to head.
Tang Meng raised his head suddenly and knocked 749 over several somersaults.
"Together, did we forget something!"
749 struggled to keep his balance, his blank face was a little dazed.
"No, take the steel pipe, beat the bad guys, save Xiaoshou, work together!"
Tang Meng blinked.
"Small it! Little Shou!"
The two dumbfounded turned their heads.
Under the moonlight, in a dark and dirty corner, a slender young man was lying quietly. His skin was very fair and his facial features were exquisite, just like a fallen angel.
The four eyes of Tang Meng and 749 lit up instantly.
The nympho BGM sounded all around, Tang Meng wiped his saliva and sighed at the same time as 749.
"so cute!"
Such a cute little shou, how could she be rejected by scumbags because of her poor cooking skills!How could Bai Lianhua's mistress pry into the corner of the wall because of her poor cooking skills!How could he end up as a lonely and miserable BE because of his poor cooking skills!
Must not!
Tang Meng wiped off his saliva and slapped his chest with high ambition.
"I must cultivate such a cute little shou into the most lovable little shou in the world!"
749 nodded repeatedly.
Tang Meng patted his chest again.
"First we have to transport him home!"
749 Dots repeatedly—huh?How to transport it back?
Tang Meng stepped forward very confidently, copying both arms under Xiaoshou's armpits—copying—couldn't copy!
Tang Meng fell to the ground in bewilderment, but in the end he had no choice but took out his mobile phone from his pocket and called a taxi.
Finally, together with the taxi driver, they carried Xiaoshou home.
——If it weren't for Tang Meng's skinny and cowardly appearance, the taxi driver would have called the police.
On the second day, Tang Meng and 749 looked eagerly at Xiao Shou on the bed, waiting for the moment when he opened his eyes.
Sunlight came in from the window, and the beautiful boy on the bed trembled his eyelashes uncomfortably. Tang Meng and 749 held their breaths at the same time.
When Han Le woke up, he felt that he saw a dazzling light, but when he blinked and looked again, the light was gone again.
Only one particularly cute boy blinked at him.
"Hi, my name is Tang Meng, the hero who saved you last night!"
Tang Meng's eyes flashed briskly, as if he was saying praise me, praise me, praise me!
Han Le blinked, and with a slight movement of his eyes, he understood the surrounding environment clearly.Han Le smiled softly at Tang Meng.
"Thank you, my name is Han Le, and Le is happy music."
Tang Meng groaned, as if I was so happy that I was about to faint.
Han Le has never seen a person with such thoughts written all over his face, and he couldn't help but relax his defenses.
Tang Meng looked at Han Le again with those watery eyes.
"Han Le, why did you get caught last night... Sigh, if I hadn't passed by, you would have been in a terrible situation. Don't go to that dark place in the future!"
Han Le's eyes changed, and he quickly reached out to touch himself.
Tang Meng quickly handed him his jeans.
"Don't panic, don't panic, the things are here! You can see if there is anything missing!"
Han Le snatched the trousers from Tang Meng's hand, took out a wad of crumpled money from his pocket, squeezed it, and put it back with a sigh of relief.He smiled gratefully at Tang Meng.
"Thank you."
Tang Meng was a little embarrassed.
"Why don't you order some?"
Han Le was also a little embarrassed.
"I can tell that there are a lot of them just by touching them."
Tang Meng knew that it was Han Le's tuition that he had saved for a summer vacation, and seeing Han Le's appearance made him feel very distressed.
"It's fine if you don't have less——ah, yes! I made porridge for you!"
Tang Meng ran away with his slippers on, and came in with a small plate after a while. On the plate was a small glass bowl, and inside the bowl was a bowl of porridge that smelled very, very fragrant.
Tang Meng handed the porridge to Han Le expectantly.
"Try it quickly, I made it for more than three hours!"
Han Le saw that the red and green colors in the bowl were very beautiful, so he swallowed subconsciously. Tang Meng became happier immediately, and pushed the porridge towards Han Le again.
"Try it now!"
Han Le forced himself to look away.
"I... haven't brushed my teeth yet."
Tang Meng suddenly realized.
"Then go and brush your teeth! Here, the bathroom is at the corner. Disposable toothbrushes and towels are all put away!"
Han Le's eyes moved slightly, he got up and went to the bathroom, and swept the whole house without any trace.
...Looks like it's just an ordinary bachelor's apartment.
When Han Le came back again, Tang Meng had already cooled the porridge.
"Hurry up, it won't taste good if it gets colder!"
Han Le lowered his eyes and finally saw what was in the bowl.
Goji berry, spinach, pork liver.
Han Le took the porridge, took a spoonful and took a small bite.
Tang Meng stared at him the whole time, seeing him swallowing at his Adam's apple and followed by swallowing.
"How is it? How does it taste?"
Very fragrant, very smooth, delicious, very...warm.
Han Le nodded.Tang Meng immediately relieved Han Le happily.
"This is porridge with wolfberry, spinach and pork liver. It nourishes the skin, protects the chrysanthemum, and nourishes the body. It is also very easy to make. Do you want to learn it? It's so simple!"
Han Le looked at Tang Meng's opening and closing mouth and slowly saw the gods. Tang Meng talked for a long time, his voice was dry, and Han Le didn't see any reaction, and he suddenly became anxious.
"How is it? If you learn from me, I will teach you right away!"
Tang Meng finally shut up and looked at Han Le expectantly.
When the two tender petals finally stopped moving, Han Le suddenly came back to his senses. He looked at Tang Meng's shining eyes with a guilty conscience, and felt that his heart was beating abnormally. Han Le quickly took a mouthful of porridge and put it in his mouth. , faltering and making excuses.
"I, I don't have the money to buy these..."
Tang Meng clapped his hands.
"I have money!"
Han Le froze as he drank the porridge.
Tang Meng didn't notice it, and suggested tactfully.
"I pay for the materials, and you do it, how about it?"
Han Le lowered his eyes slowly, and the small porcelain spoon made a crisp sound when it touched the glass bowl.
Tang Meng also added stupidly.
"I live alone in this whole house. It would be great if you could move here and cook for me!"
Han Le looked up at Tang Meng. Tang Meng was caught in the fantasy of Han Le wearing an apron and making a big meal in seconds. His whole body was bubbling with beauty.
749 also beautifully fell into the fantasy of Xiaoshou's cooking skills soaring, and Slag Gong became loyal dog Gong in a second after only eating a bite of Xiaoshou's dishes.
Suddenly, 749 screamed and poked Tang Meng's waist.
Tang Meng cried out, covered his mouth in a panic, turned his eyes to Han Le, and asked 749 in his mind.
"Tong Zai, why did you suddenly stab me, and I almost leaked my stuff!"
749 was also quite frightened.
"Master host! I suddenly remembered that we forgot to ask Han Le's family!"
Tang Meng stared.
Oh my god!Mingming said that when Lele wakes up, the first thing he says is to ask him what his name is, where he lives, and who else is at home!I was mistaken by beauty and completely forgot!
749 whirled around anxiously, Tang Meng closed and opened his eyes, biting the bullet and returning to the topic in embarrassment.
"That's right!" Tang Meng pretended to remember just now, "I forgot to ask you, is there anyone else in your family? Should I call them and discuss it?"
Tang Meng tried his best to act like I didn't know you told me quickly and then we decided to live here together and learn to cook, and looked at Han Le expectantly.
Han Le blurted out as if he had been bewitched.
"I have no family..."
Tang Meng quickly held Han Le's hand, excitedly speaking.
"From now on, I will be your family!"
749 quickly recorded this touching scene, and gave three perfect marks for the host's performance—full marks for reaction, perfect marks for emotion, and perfect marks for effects!
Look at how Xiaoshou was so moved that he couldn't say a word!
Han Le really couldn't say a word, it's just that this scene is too...too funny.
Tang Meng and 749 happily came to a conclusion.
"Then it's settled, you will live here from now on and learn to cook from me!"
"Small! Are you sure that's Xiao Shou?"
749 nodded affirmatively.
"Sure, sure, 100% sure! Master host, come on!"
Tang Meng clenched his fists to cheer himself up.
come on!come on!
Tang Meng poked his foot out, then swished it back.
"Boom! Look at me, look at me!"
749 turned his head and looked at Tang Meng with bright eyes.
Tang Meng asked seriously.
"I am mighty but not mighty!"
749 zoomed in on Tang Meng's thin arms and legs, and nodded sincerely.
"mighty!"
Tang Meng raised his arm again, showing off his biceps that didn't exist at all.
"I am not majestic!"
749 looked at both arms of Tang Meng as if scanning with a laser, and nodded excitedly.
"Majestic!"
Tang Meng nodded fiercely twice.
"Then I'm going!"
749 made the sound of clapping, and the applause sounded. Tang Meng screamed twice, picked up the steel pipe that 749 had prepared for him, and rushed over.
After the bang-dang-bang-bang sound effect, Tang Meng's mission of saving the beauty was finally completed.
Tang Meng touched the sweat on his forehead, straightened his waist hard, and raised his chin high.
"Put some light on my eyes, this man is covered by me, do you hear me?"
The punks who were beaten up were about to cry, but who was this guy, he ran out out of nowhere to beat them up, and the weapons in his hands kept changing, it was so scary that it was about to explode!
A few people didn't dare to say anything, and apologized repeatedly in a low voice, and left in disgrace.
Tang Meng felt that he acted very well in this play, and he must give it full marks. He is not afraid of being proud at all!
749 burst into applause, and took a 360-degree shot around Tang Meng to ensure that Tang Meng's heroic posture was all recorded, and then the two of them enjoyed the photos together head to head.
Tang Meng raised his head suddenly and knocked 749 over several somersaults.
"Together, did we forget something!"
749 struggled to keep his balance, his blank face was a little dazed.
"No, take the steel pipe, beat the bad guys, save Xiaoshou, work together!"
Tang Meng blinked.
"Small it! Little Shou!"
The two dumbfounded turned their heads.
Under the moonlight, in a dark and dirty corner, a slender young man was lying quietly. His skin was very fair and his facial features were exquisite, just like a fallen angel.
The four eyes of Tang Meng and 749 lit up instantly.
The nympho BGM sounded all around, Tang Meng wiped his saliva and sighed at the same time as 749.
"so cute!"
Such a cute little shou, how could she be rejected by scumbags because of her poor cooking skills!How could Bai Lianhua's mistress pry into the corner of the wall because of her poor cooking skills!How could he end up as a lonely and miserable BE because of his poor cooking skills!
Must not!
Tang Meng wiped off his saliva and slapped his chest with high ambition.
"I must cultivate such a cute little shou into the most lovable little shou in the world!"
749 nodded repeatedly.
Tang Meng patted his chest again.
"First we have to transport him home!"
749 Dots repeatedly—huh?How to transport it back?
Tang Meng stepped forward very confidently, copying both arms under Xiaoshou's armpits—copying—couldn't copy!
Tang Meng fell to the ground in bewilderment, but in the end he had no choice but took out his mobile phone from his pocket and called a taxi.
Finally, together with the taxi driver, they carried Xiaoshou home.
——If it weren't for Tang Meng's skinny and cowardly appearance, the taxi driver would have called the police.
On the second day, Tang Meng and 749 looked eagerly at Xiao Shou on the bed, waiting for the moment when he opened his eyes.
Sunlight came in from the window, and the beautiful boy on the bed trembled his eyelashes uncomfortably. Tang Meng and 749 held their breaths at the same time.
When Han Le woke up, he felt that he saw a dazzling light, but when he blinked and looked again, the light was gone again.
Only one particularly cute boy blinked at him.
"Hi, my name is Tang Meng, the hero who saved you last night!"
Tang Meng's eyes flashed briskly, as if he was saying praise me, praise me, praise me!
Han Le blinked, and with a slight movement of his eyes, he understood the surrounding environment clearly.Han Le smiled softly at Tang Meng.
"Thank you, my name is Han Le, and Le is happy music."
Tang Meng groaned, as if I was so happy that I was about to faint.
Han Le has never seen a person with such thoughts written all over his face, and he couldn't help but relax his defenses.
Tang Meng looked at Han Le again with those watery eyes.
"Han Le, why did you get caught last night... Sigh, if I hadn't passed by, you would have been in a terrible situation. Don't go to that dark place in the future!"
Han Le's eyes changed, and he quickly reached out to touch himself.
Tang Meng quickly handed him his jeans.
"Don't panic, don't panic, the things are here! You can see if there is anything missing!"
Han Le snatched the trousers from Tang Meng's hand, took out a wad of crumpled money from his pocket, squeezed it, and put it back with a sigh of relief.He smiled gratefully at Tang Meng.
"Thank you."
Tang Meng was a little embarrassed.
"Why don't you order some?"
Han Le was also a little embarrassed.
"I can tell that there are a lot of them just by touching them."
Tang Meng knew that it was Han Le's tuition that he had saved for a summer vacation, and seeing Han Le's appearance made him feel very distressed.
"It's fine if you don't have less——ah, yes! I made porridge for you!"
Tang Meng ran away with his slippers on, and came in with a small plate after a while. On the plate was a small glass bowl, and inside the bowl was a bowl of porridge that smelled very, very fragrant.
Tang Meng handed the porridge to Han Le expectantly.
"Try it quickly, I made it for more than three hours!"
Han Le saw that the red and green colors in the bowl were very beautiful, so he swallowed subconsciously. Tang Meng became happier immediately, and pushed the porridge towards Han Le again.
"Try it now!"
Han Le forced himself to look away.
"I... haven't brushed my teeth yet."
Tang Meng suddenly realized.
"Then go and brush your teeth! Here, the bathroom is at the corner. Disposable toothbrushes and towels are all put away!"
Han Le's eyes moved slightly, he got up and went to the bathroom, and swept the whole house without any trace.
...Looks like it's just an ordinary bachelor's apartment.
When Han Le came back again, Tang Meng had already cooled the porridge.
"Hurry up, it won't taste good if it gets colder!"
Han Le lowered his eyes and finally saw what was in the bowl.
Goji berry, spinach, pork liver.
Han Le took the porridge, took a spoonful and took a small bite.
Tang Meng stared at him the whole time, seeing him swallowing at his Adam's apple and followed by swallowing.
"How is it? How does it taste?"
Very fragrant, very smooth, delicious, very...warm.
Han Le nodded.Tang Meng immediately relieved Han Le happily.
"This is porridge with wolfberry, spinach and pork liver. It nourishes the skin, protects the chrysanthemum, and nourishes the body. It is also very easy to make. Do you want to learn it? It's so simple!"
Han Le looked at Tang Meng's opening and closing mouth and slowly saw the gods. Tang Meng talked for a long time, his voice was dry, and Han Le didn't see any reaction, and he suddenly became anxious.
"How is it? If you learn from me, I will teach you right away!"
Tang Meng finally shut up and looked at Han Le expectantly.
When the two tender petals finally stopped moving, Han Le suddenly came back to his senses. He looked at Tang Meng's shining eyes with a guilty conscience, and felt that his heart was beating abnormally. Han Le quickly took a mouthful of porridge and put it in his mouth. , faltering and making excuses.
"I, I don't have the money to buy these..."
Tang Meng clapped his hands.
"I have money!"
Han Le froze as he drank the porridge.
Tang Meng didn't notice it, and suggested tactfully.
"I pay for the materials, and you do it, how about it?"
Han Le lowered his eyes slowly, and the small porcelain spoon made a crisp sound when it touched the glass bowl.
Tang Meng also added stupidly.
"I live alone in this whole house. It would be great if you could move here and cook for me!"
Han Le looked up at Tang Meng. Tang Meng was caught in the fantasy of Han Le wearing an apron and making a big meal in seconds. His whole body was bubbling with beauty.
749 also beautifully fell into the fantasy of Xiaoshou's cooking skills soaring, and Slag Gong became loyal dog Gong in a second after only eating a bite of Xiaoshou's dishes.
Suddenly, 749 screamed and poked Tang Meng's waist.
Tang Meng cried out, covered his mouth in a panic, turned his eyes to Han Le, and asked 749 in his mind.
"Tong Zai, why did you suddenly stab me, and I almost leaked my stuff!"
749 was also quite frightened.
"Master host! I suddenly remembered that we forgot to ask Han Le's family!"
Tang Meng stared.
Oh my god!Mingming said that when Lele wakes up, the first thing he says is to ask him what his name is, where he lives, and who else is at home!I was mistaken by beauty and completely forgot!
749 whirled around anxiously, Tang Meng closed and opened his eyes, biting the bullet and returning to the topic in embarrassment.
"That's right!" Tang Meng pretended to remember just now, "I forgot to ask you, is there anyone else in your family? Should I call them and discuss it?"
Tang Meng tried his best to act like I didn't know you told me quickly and then we decided to live here together and learn to cook, and looked at Han Le expectantly.
Han Le blurted out as if he had been bewitched.
"I have no family..."
Tang Meng quickly held Han Le's hand, excitedly speaking.
"From now on, I will be your family!"
749 quickly recorded this touching scene, and gave three perfect marks for the host's performance—full marks for reaction, perfect marks for emotion, and perfect marks for effects!
Look at how Xiaoshou was so moved that he couldn't say a word!
Han Le really couldn't say a word, it's just that this scene is too...too funny.
Tang Meng and 749 happily came to a conclusion.
"Then it's settled, you will live here from now on and learn to cook from me!"
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