accidental misunderstanding

The fat man hurriedly begged for mercy, but this time Liu Fan was not so kind, no matter what the fat man said, Liu Fang would not let him go.

Liu Fan has a bad heart, and he has specially developed a set of tickling techniques in order to correct the fat man.

Fat people can’t bear this the most. Scratching is not like other things. If you can’t stand other things, you might be able to bear it if you bear it. But tickling is different, it’s not hard at all. Scalp on my scalp... the feeling is really scratching my body and itching in my heart. It's like a fairy like a god. Ordinary people like fat people have no "blessings" to enjoy.

Wonderful!

The space in the car is small, and the fat man is big, so it's impossible to hide. For a while, it was really frustrating.After a few blows, tears were almost forced out.

Fatty suddenly felt that the world was going to abandon him?

Just at this time, Liu Xiang's cell phone rang again suddenly.

The fat man's dark eyes suddenly lit up: Who is it?Whose call came so timely? ! This is really a living Bodhisattva who saves the suffering!!

But Liu Fan didn't hear it, and was still focused on entertaining himself.

"Big brother!" Fatty hurriedly reminded, "Call, the call is back!"

Liu Yan didn't stop, "Don't interrupt me, the phone is useless!"

As he spoke, he scratched the fat man's creaking nest again.

Fatty laughed "hehehe" for a while because of the tickle, "Don't, don't tell me, brother, what if it's auntie calling?"

"My mother?" Liu Fang froze when he heard the sound, and stopped following the movements of his hands.

The fat man took the opportunity to escape from Liu Fang's "magic claws" quickly. Before Liu Xiang could react, he quickly picked up the phone and pressed the answer button without looking who it was.

Liu Yan wanted to stop her, but unfortunately she was a step too late, when she heard a familiar woman's voice on the phone.

"Hey?"

Liu Fan trembled when he heard Yin'er, quickly snatched the phone from the fat man's hand, and held it two feet away from him.

Liu Ban looked at the fat man viciously, "Are you crazy?"

Liu Yan didn't dare to make a sound, and only mouthed to the fat man.

The fat man blinked his innocent eyes, "Brother, it's Auntie's call."

"Nonsense. Of course I know it's my mother's phone!" He glanced at the phone, still lip-syncing, and didn't dare to make a sound.

"But what should we do now?"

Liu Fang said that what he said was nonsense, but the sentence he asked was even more nonsense.

what to do?What can be done?Now that the call has been connected, I can only bite the bullet and answer it! If you really don't want to, then hang up!

But speaking of it, the two of them were indecisive and confused for a long time here just now, what the hell were they doing?

I saw the fat man waved his hand, with a nonchalant expression on his face.

"Brother, take it. There is a good saying, where there is struggle, there will be sacrifice, and you have to believe..."

"What do you believe?" Liu Fan frowned, feeling that the fat man couldn't say anything good.

Just listen to the fat man answering, "I believe that what is supposed to come will always come, don't worry, everything has a definite number. Early 'death' and early 'survival', even if something unexpected happens, 18 years later, he will still be a good man!"

"Fuck you!" Liu Yan heard this, and his heart was full after eating the fat man, "It's my destiny that there will be no good end anyway. Damn, you just died! I just passed ten In a few days, will it be 'returned' to rebuild? Where can there be such a good thing?"

The fat man smiled "hehe", "Brother, I'm just making an analogy."

"Fuck you, do you have such an analogy? My life is so hard! Besides..."

"What more?" asked the fat man.

"Besides, what do you think of this? I'm just answering the phone. She's my mother, not..."

Liu Yan got stuck... Hades.

After hearing this, the fat man cursed in his heart: Isn't your mother the King of Hades?

With a sneer, "Hey, then you pick it up!"

Liu Yan raised his chin arrogantly. "Let me tell you, don't provoke me, I'm not afraid."

Just at this moment, another voice came from the phone, "Liu Fang??"

The little bit of anger that Liu Fan had raised just now when he heard the sound immediately vented back.But the fat man is still waiting for a good show.Liu Yan wanted to save face, no matter how uneasy he was in his heart, he had to pretend nothing had happened.

Seeing this, the fat man also smiled and raised his chin at Liu Xiang, "I didn't provoke you, brother. Then you should take it."

Liu Ban froze there, in this dilemma, feeling terrified: Why the hell did the phone call never stop?Why is this fat man never ending?

Since he couldn't avoid it, Liu Fan simply lost his mind.

"...Mom?" Liu Fang picked up the phone and rushed inside, pretending to be calm and dignified.But the fat man knew that the more Liu Xiang was like this, the more he had no idea.

Liu Yan looked deathly at home, and he was desperately talking. The fat man really wanted to laugh when he saw it, but he didn't dare to show it too obviously, so he suppressed a smirk.

When Liu Fan saw his cheap smile, his back molars itched with hatred.But he doesn't have time to deal with the fat man now, Liu Fan's heart seems to be beating in a chaotic manner, beating endlessly.

Panic, chaos, and annoying.

Feeling anxious, I heard a chuckle from over there, "Ah, Yangyang, you are here!"

The voice was gentle, delicate and playful. Liu Fang was startled when he heard it, and then he was taken aback.

Unexpected roar!

No fear of accusations!

There was only a soft greeting from the other side of the phone.

"Yangyang, why did it take you so long to answer the phone?"

"Ah...um...Mom? I just...didn't hear it just now." Liu Yan was a little incoherent for a while.

Yang Yang?Liu Fan was flattered. He remembered that he hadn't heard anyone call him that for many years, and it was so long that he almost forgot this nickname.

Why is it called out all of a sudden now?

And it was his mother's gentle tone.

You know, since Liu Xiang grew up, the most familiar and affectionate nickname he has ever heard is "little brat".

The matter was so strange that Liu Fang pondered for a while, and couldn't help wondering: Is the person opposite him the one he knew?

Or... Could something have happened?

"...Mom?" Liu Fang called out uncertainly.

Just heard the person over there give a soft "hmm".Yes.

After hearing this, Liu Fan wondered: This person is right, why is it not normal?

After thinking about it, Liu Xiang suddenly understood.

Liu Fang boasted that he was able to grow up safely, all thanks to his good eyesight for observing words and demeanor.Liu Fang knows his mother very well, and has learned dozens of ways to make his mother happy. Even if no one is in front of her now, she can see Liu Fang quickly put on a flattering face, with a very attentive tone, Youyou spoke.

"Mom, what good thing happened today? Why are you so happy?"

These words really hit the point, and I was surprised to hear the other side say, "Oh? Did you hear it?"

Of course Liu Fang could hear it, the nicknames after so long absence were all called out, why not happy?

Knowing that the "storm" just now had passed, Liu Fang immediately relaxed and became happy.

While raising his chin complacently at the fat man, he became warm on the phone.

"Yeah, Mom, what happened? Tell me!"

"Hey, yes, a lot of good things happened today. By the way, Yangyang, where are you now? I called you to tell you that I have prepared a little surprise for you!"

"Small surprise?" As soon as Liu Fang heard this, the warmth in his heart just now turned cold in an instant.

"surprise"? , Liu Fang tried to imagine it, and found that not only did he not have the slightest joyful expectation, but a strange feeling arose instead.

Liu Xiang repeated again, "Surprise? Mom, what surprise did you prepare for me? It's not a festival but a birthday. Why do you still think of preparing a surprise for me?"

The other side ignored Liu Xiang's question, "Yes, where are you?"

Where?Liu Yan scanned his surroundings. He couldn't say that he was at the entrance of the hospital.

"Of course I'm at school. I'm in class today on Monday."

Liu Yan lied casually, but after he finished speaking, his heart was pounding.

No, why the fuck are you asking this?

"Hey, mom, you won't be coming back, are you?"

What if he really came back and went to school to pick him up? !

Hearing that there was a sudden silence over there, Liu Fan felt guilty, worried that he wouldn't really be so memorized, could he?For a moment, I was about to break out in a cold sweat.

Just listen to the other side saying, "Uh-no, I haven't come back yet. Well, since you are in class, then you have to take class."

"Oh...Okay. Then take care of yourself." Liu Fang reluctantly responded, and hung up the phone quickly after speaking.

After hanging up the phone, Liu Fang breathed a sigh of relief first. He felt that if he didn't hang up the phone, he would really reveal his secrets.

After a while, Liu Yan saw the fat man looking at him from the side. He collected his expression and straightened his body, "Look, I'll just say it's okay! My mother is good to me!"

Fatty didn't look at him, the development of the plot was too strange, Fatty was stunned.

But Liu Yan's act of pretending to be a wolf with a big tail after the fact, the fat man looked like a mirror in his heart, curled his lips and said nothing.

Liu Fang immediately said, "Let's go."

The fat man didn't know, "Brother, where are you going? Are you going home?"

"No, go to school!" Liu Xiang said.

I don't know why, but Liu Fang always feels that something is wrong. It stands to reason that he has already dismissed his mother, so it should be easy, but for some reason, his heart is getting more and more disturbed and uneasy.

"Hurry up and go to school."

Liu Fang urged again.

The fat man started the car immediately after hearing this, and Liu Xiang was in a hurry and cautiously along the way.

This feeling accompanied him all the time, until he entered the school gate, Liu Fang felt a little more at ease, as if a big stone had finally fallen to the ground in his heart.

Stepping on the land belonging to the school, Liu Yan couldn't help sighing. If it hadn't been in the past, such a once-in-a-lifetime day without going to school on Monday would have been a dream! And now he has come back to class on his own initiative!?Is he old?Still cowardly?Liu Yan couldn't help thinking to himself, but in the end he was surprised to find that he couldn't tell a lie anymore!

Ever since his mother called, Liu Yan has been haggling, there are so many things to do just answering the phone, what he struggles with is nothing but fear that if she asks, he won't be able to tell the truth, and he doesn't want to Just lie.

In addition, he really lied later, saying that after he was in school, Liu Fang always felt uneasy, and always felt that if he didn't pay attention, someone would jump out of his side, grab him firmly, and puncture him mercilessly. For the "crime" he committed, he was given a sum of money and severely punished.

What a coward!

Thinking of this, Liu Fang was a little ashamed and annoyed, and what was even more annoying was that he hadn't come back to it until now.

I'm afraid of my mother... It's not a good thing to have a long face, you can't hide it, and let the fat man see it all!

Liu Fan is ashamed and ashamed!

Liu Yan couldn't help but twitched the corners of his mouth, and wanted to go back to the fat man to explain clearly, and had to tell him not to tell anyone else about it.

But he stopped after taking two steps, because Liu Fang suddenly realized that it was useless to find someone. Regarding this matter, Liu Fang tossed and tossed him twice before and after.

Besides, the fat man is so innocent, and he didn't want to watch it, but just happened to catch up.

And it's not once or twice that Liu Yan has been ashamed, that's nothing to say, Fatty Yemen Qing'er.

This time, Liu Fang's legs could no longer move, so he had to turn them back resentfully.

Liu Fang didn't know what mood he was in now, whether he was leaving or staying, whether crying or laughing.

"Damn, what's the matter!"