The target of the assassination is the fox

After waiting secretly for a long time, the princess finally gave me back Mingfeng.Of course, I got it by coquettishly begging her while she was still sleepy and dazed when she woke up.When she handed the token to me, she hugged it and asked for a kiss.

Sure enough, I have to sacrifice some hue.I happily took the token and went to the warehouse to take out the dagger that had followed me for more than ten years.The moment I opened the box, I was so excited that I almost burst into tears.

How long has it been since I saw you, my ghost!Carefully wipe off the dust on the surface of the scabbard with a cotton cloth, and pull it out with a bang.

It is worthy of being the treasure of my Aotianmen, even if it is used to cut sugar cane, it is still mighty, domineering, sharp, compelling, sacred and inviolable!I solemnly polished the short sword over and over to remove the last trace of dirt, restore it to its former glory, and then... began to cut pumpkins.

The princess said last night that she wanted to eat pumpkin pancakes. Well, by the way, let’s make a fish stew, stewed with mushroom and tofu, to warm the stomach and nourish the body.

Master, I'm sorry, if you see it in the spirit of heaven, you must forgive me for using our town's treasure on the chopping board!Who told it to be so handy? It cuts vegetables cleanly and neatly, and the sliced ​​fish is even thicker and tastes better... A thick stack of cakes is fried until crispy yellow, and the casserole is stewed on the stove, and the fragrance gradually spreads. .I took out the plate of unique snacks that I made last night from the cupboard, feeling a little proud.

This is a new fashionable style I learned from "Yushilu", and I am going to give the princess a little surprise.

Recently, I don’t know where this shape of a heart with a pointed tail came from. Many men and women in the city have begun to use it to express their love for each other.And the milk cake I made also added hawthorn juice, the pink and tender appearance is really attractive.

Will the princess like it?Could a heart-shaped pastry be too intentional?I'm a little shy hahaha... When I was thinking about it, a thick voice suddenly sounded from the side: "Do you care. Sex with my sister?"

The little prince's burly body appeared in the window in front of the stove, which startled me.I turned my eyes coldly: "How do you know, bah, what does it mean to lust over your sister, don't talk nonsense."

He immediately became angry: "What! Not my sister?" Angrily disappeared from the window, and strode into the house: "Then are you staring at this ass-like thing to lust for others?" Pointing to the heart in the plate Small pastries.

I stared at him in disbelief, there were so many things I wanted to refute that I couldn't open my mouth!

Actually said that this cute shape is a butt? !Simply vulgar and ignorant!

At this time, he was distracted by the fish stew: "Hey, what smells so delicious. What is this pot?" When he ran closer and saw something on the stove, he lifted the lid and looked: "Yo, fish stewed with tofu, and what is it?" There's pumpkin pie! Looks good, much better than that dish of shame."

Shame on you!I was so stunned that I was about to scold someone when I saw Shi Shiran, the princess, walking in from the outside.

"Big Flower." She called me first as soon as she came in.I lost my anger when I heard that pleasant voice, and the corners of my mouth couldn't help but curl up.As if being gently caressed by the spring breeze inch by inch, the eyebrows and heart are stretched with the ironing.

Smiling and smiling, she held her slightly cold hand to warm it up: "Why are you here?"

"See if you've finished it." There was a little playfulness in her tone: "It's been so long."

"Hmph, so clingy."

"How dare you despise me?"

"Sister, I'm still here!" The little prince interrupted with a harsh voice, with a resentful look on his face.

What a hindrance.I glared at the past angrily.The princess was a little embarrassed, she withdrew her hand and walked a few steps away from me.When he turned his head and saw those snacks, he was stunned, and then the base of his ears turned red a little bit.

"..." Could it be that the princess also thought of something bad?

Maybe it was polluted by the dirty thoughts of the little prince. Looking at the plate of tender milk cake now, even I feel...

"Why are you blushing in a daze, I've convinced you two." The little prince yelled and found a tray, and put the fish stew and pumpkin cake on it: "I'll take it over and eat it later, I'll eat it later." I have to go to the camp." As he said to himself, he quickly swept away everything except the plate of snacks in front of him.

Then I muttered and explained: "This shape means love and liking. It's a new style I saw in the album. No, it doesn't mean anything else."

"I didn't say anything." A princess pinched my waist: "Hurry up and take it out, who are you going to stay here for?"

"Oh." I hurriedly cut some fruits and put them in the food box together with the milk cake.

Now both siblings like to dine in the garden pavilion, because the red plums are in full bloom there, and the begonias are also dotted on the branches one after another. It is very interesting to enjoy the flowers while eating.I led the Princess towards the gazebo, but on the way I ran into Dafang, who seemed to be leaving the mansion.

Dressed up so beautifully early in the morning, with an unusual smile on his face for the first time... Tsk tsk, how suspicious!

"Did you send Dafang out on errands?" I asked the person beside me.

"No." The Princess shook her head.

That must be tricky hehe.I walked a few steps faster, and shouted to the people not far away: "Dafang, where are you going? Oh, you're still in full bloom, could it be... have an appointment with someone?"

It is rare to catch the opportunity to make fun of this person, how can I let it go easily.

Dafang regained her composure after a moment of strangeness.He stopped and bowed to the princess, and then looked at me: "Big..." Then he opened his mouth and stopped, and calmly changed his mouth: "Huahua."

I was so scared that I almost threw everything in my hand: "What did you call me?"

But she said very shameful words without changing her face: "From now on, the word "Dahua" will be the princess's exclusive nickname for you, and others can't call it casually."

"Really?!" I couldn't help asking the princess with wide eyes.The princess smiled without saying a word.

No way!

"Then don't call Huahua!" I said angrily after being surprised.But Dafang ignored my protest at all, and walked away after asking the princess for instructions.I looked at her back with infinite sorrow, and looked at the people around me wronged.

"Okay." The princess stretched out his hand to pinch my face: "Dafang is teasing you, who told you to provoke her first. But... an exclusive pet name, it seems good, you can think about it."

"Miss Lei's dog is also named Dahua." I snorted, "I just know how to make fun of me, one or two are so bad."

"Ha ha."

"Sister, Da Hua, come here quickly, or we will finish eating." The little prince waved and shouted from a distance, and Lei Jiaojiao and her dog were also sitting there eating happily.

Suddenly, I feel that the little prince who is five big and three rough is also quite handsome and pleasing to the eye.

However, this idea only lasted until the afternoon before it was shattered.Because in the afternoon, an unexpected old acquaintance ushered in the mansion, and this acquaintance became the new chief guard of the palace.

"Uncle Chang is old. He has resigned from his post and returned to his hometown to enjoy his old age. We can't find a suitable candidate to replace him. Shan Zhong knows the bottom line, and he is kind to us. It would be great if he wants to come to the mansion to help." The princess whispered in my ear explained.

"He offered to come?"

"I mentioned it in my letter, and he came over."

"Oh..." I looked at the handsome man walking slowly under the sun.She still has a gentle and elegant appearance, but her eyebrows are a little more mature and restrained.More feminine than ever...

I shook my head emotionally.Looking back at the beginning, I tried my best to bring him and Dafang together, but it's a pity that King Xiang had no intention of dreaming of Goddess.And looking aside, there is a certain prince who is smiling from ear to ear.The coveted heart is at a glance.

Too useless.I turned my face away in disgust, unable to bear to look directly at this horrible scene.

Why did Ke Shanzhong choose to work in the palace?Just want to get back into the old business?

"Dahua, do you think Shanzhong came here for me?" The little prince finally couldn't hold back and came to bother me this day.Since Shanzhong lived in the mansion, this person has been in a state of restlessness, sorrow and joy for several days, like a young girl with a spring in her arms, but also like a resentful woman in a boudoir.

I really couldn't bear it, so I responded, "Maybe it's because of Dafang."

"Nonsense, he has given up on Dafang now and doesn't think about it anymore." The little prince retorted anxiously.His eyes were blue and black, and he looked very haggard.

Alas, unrequited love is really a tormenting thing.I sigh silently.

The little prince said: "I always feel that Shanzhong is different from before..."

I listened to him rambling, but my thoughts wandered elsewhere.The princess took Dafang out today, as if she was going to receive some friends from afar.But he refused to hum along with me.

"Why is Shanzhong's mind so difficult to guess, it can be hot and cold."

It's even harder to guess what the Princess is thinking.I don't know if she has eaten now, whether she will be cold when she goes out to play, the sky is cloudy today, if she doesn't bring a hand stove, her fingers will be frozen.

"Although he lives in the mansion now, he can't see each other anytime..."

What kind of friends are you receiving? It's going to be a whole day.Although it has been a long time since I used Huo Danshen to recuperate my body, I haven't suffered from cold syndrome, but...

"Dahua, are you listening to me?" The little prince slammed the table and said angrily.

I regained my senses in shock, rubbed my nose and thought for a while, and said, "Actually, I've wanted to ask for a long time, my lord, aren't you and Miss Lei getting engaged?"

He was stunned, and shrugged his head: "This is what my sister and Lei Xiang meant, but the two of us are actually just brothers and sisters."

"Then your sister agrees with you and Shanzhong?"

"She said it's up to me. If I can get Shanzhong's sincere delivery, she won't stop us from living a good life together."

It really is the style of the princess.I said: "But the palace will..."

"I understand." The little prince sighed, feeling disappointed: "Although my elder sister is not required to marry, I am still a prince, and I will need an heir to inherit the title in the future."

"I've considered this matter, and discussed it with Jiaojiao and my sister." He hesitated for a moment, and then said: "Jiaojiao decided to marry me in a fake way, and she married and became a princess in name. Good brothers and sisters, you are at ease. At that time, you can adopt one or two children from the clan to raise them, and if she has someone she likes later, we will reconcile and leave."

"But it's unfair to Miss Lei." I was a little surprised.Didn't expect them to have such a plan.

"In fact, even if Jiaojiao doesn't marry me, she will be forced to marry her cousin who she doesn't like. She is not as lucky as my sister." The little prince raised his eyebrows and said, "Although Lei Xiang dotes on my daughter, but He is a very rigid and stubborn man. In his bones, he thinks that women should marry earlier and be a husband and a child. Jiaojiao has been feeling very uncomfortable these years, so it is better to marry here. When we really find a lover and want to leave, we will also No one will despise her."

"So it's like this..." I lowered my eyes.This plan sounds absurd at first glance, but after thinking about it, there is no other way.

Things in the world are so helpless.Many people do not want to marry, but they are always persecuted.And some people want a wedding, but it is so difficult.It would be great if there is no restraint from secular concepts, and you can openly form a husband and wife with the person you like.

However, I probably will never have a chance in my life to let the princess wear a wedding dress and sit in a sedan chair.Thinking of this, my heart suddenly felt a little heavy.I put away my thoughts and smiled: "Then don't worry about other things, and quickly settle down with Shanzhong."

"But I don't know if Shanzhong has me in his heart at all. I haven't dared to talk to him these days, and he didn't take the initiative to come to me..." The little prince leaned over and looked at me expectantly. : "Dahua, you have to help me."

I couldn't help raising my eyebrows: "How can I help you? This is not something I can help."

"Who says you can't, you even deal with my sister." He said anxiously: "You must know that my sister is as far away as a goddess, a character that ordinary people dare not imagine."

It's not because you are so cruel that you crushed all the peach blossoms of the princess.I rolled my eyes, and he pulled my sleeve pitifully: "No matter, you must help. You must know that you are the woman who conquered Princess Jin'an."

"..." The little prince really went all out for his beauty, if he had never heard a good word from him before.But after he said this, I really felt a little flustered in my heart.

The woman who conquered the princess or something, why is this sentence so beautiful.

So I suddenly felt proud, patted the table and said: "Okay, I will help you find a way!"

The author has something to say: One day Shanzhong went shopping——

Bully, erhaha, where is the little lady, go and have fun with the uncle!

Shanzhong: (shame and anger) I am a man!

Bully: (sarcastic face) Don't think I can't see you poor masquerade!Come on guys!

Little prince: (Cool appearance) It's time to show my manly charm!You guys stop!

Shanzhong ran over disheveled and hugged the little prince's arm: Qingshan...

The little prince's face instantly turned red: o(///口///)o don't, don't be afraid, I will protect you! (After speaking, he accidentally caught a glimpse of the indescribable scenery in Shanzhong's loose collar) Pooh! !It's just too foul! ! ! ! (spraying nosebleeds into the street)

In the end, Shanzhong beat off the gangster and carried back the little prince...

Dahua: (￣ε(#￣)☆╰╮(￣▽￣///) No wonder you can’t catch up with men, little prince!!

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Princess: (smiling but not laughing) I heard...you are the woman who conquered Princess Jin'an?

A certain flower: (seriously) Listen to who said that I am obviously a woman who was conquered by Princess Jin'an.

Little Prince: Dahua your face!What about your moral integrity!

Dahua: (￣ε(#￣)☆╰╮(￣▽￣///) No wonder you can’t catch up with men, little prince!!