The target of the assassination is the fox
Chapter 27 7
In view of the strange preferences of that Miss Yin, some gentle and pure plots like the wit and beauty throwing handkerchiefs that I originally conceived are no longer applicable, and I have to reconsider the next action.
So I rode a jujube horse back to the foot of the mountain and found an inn to stay.After looking carefully in the mirror, he felt that his appearance in men's clothing was indeed in line with the type Miss Yin wrote in the letter, so he opened the package and took out a few thick books.
If you want to win Yin Shanlan's favor, you have to do what you like.Before I came here, I heard that she likes poetry, so I prepared a lot of fashionable little poems, all of which were written by some not-so-famous scholars.Of course, I didn't expect her to like pornographic poems, but there must be a few of them in these books.
And Yin Shanlan also likes to go shopping down the mountain, and usually takes a group of servants to the town to buy things and play for a few days every half a month.Calculate the time, if all goes well, wait another four days or so, and she will bring her servants down the mountain.
What I have to do next is to make adequate preparations in these few days.First of all, memorize the terrain and routes, and then find more erotic poems and memorize them.
Yes, it is like that.Excitedly, I flipped through the collection of poems, but unexpectedly found that the few books I brought with me were almost full of laments about underappreciated talents or sorrow for the spring and autumn, and there were no explicit and fragrant poems, except for the one I bought casually in Xuanniaoju before. It came in handy.
In contrast, that book is full of sentences like this and that, it's not embarrassing to read... Huh?No, I looked through it before, why didn't I find it.
Oh... That's right, when I opened it before, I was distracted and didn't read half a word.
I was thinking about the princess.
Stop thinking about it!I shook my head and turned my attention back to the book in front of me.I paid attention to the scholar who wrote the most beautifully, um... called Zhen Jun.Well, just recite his poems.
Then three days passed quickly, and things developed very smoothly, not deviating from my expectations.That morning, the luxurious mahogany gate on the mountain opened, and a group of servants slowly descended the mountain carrying a sedan chair and several boxes of silver.Along with him is Leng Xiao, the eldest son of Lengjian Villa.
As the little prince said, this Lengjian Villa has the intention of marrying Yinshan Medicine Village, but it is a pity that the owner of Yinshan Village, who loves his daughter like his life, looks down on him and doesn't care about it.Leng Xiao was unwilling to give up, so he tried his best to win the favor of the daughter of the banker.
Heh, look at this young man who is so attentive and waits on the side of the sedan chair, it is very different from the evil charms and madness in the rumors before, if those women who admire him see it, I don't know how sad it is.
I followed them all the way to town.There are not many residents in this small town, but the business is quite prosperous, and there are often many blond and blue-eyed foreign faces, selling their animal skins and specialties.
And this Miss Yin can be said to spend money like water, wherever she goes, it seems to usher in a rain, the merchants in the town are all happy from ear to ear, calling their parents.I took the opportunity to sell a few woodcarvings among them, but I didn’t expect to earn more than 100 taels. I earned enough money for all my expenses, and I still had a lot of extra money to eat, drink and have fun...
No, now is not the time to enjoy life!
I stayed at the luxury inn opposite Yin Shanlan's. After thinking about it for a long time, I came up with a relatively direct and quick strategy, that is, the time-tested hero saving the beauty used to make a good story in the world.
Fortunately, the little prince did indeed send a few people to follow him secretly, and they are all good at martial arts. I can ask them to cooperate and act as robbers, and then rescue them and take them down in one fell swoop.Well, just do it!
I sent a letter to contact the informant and asked him to help gather the six hidden guards to join me.After discussing together, that night, I hid outside the window of Yin Shanlan's room on the second floor, while they sneaked into the room and put a sleeping girl in a sack.
Unsurprisingly, the servants of Yaozhuang were keenly aware that something was wrong and rushed in, and quickly exchanged hands.Those people's skills are not simple, and they can't compete with the hidden guards, but at this time, the young master Leng who was supposed to be unconscious also heard the movement and hurried over.Was he not drugged?
We underestimated the vigilance of this man.
And Leng Xiao is also the heir of Lengjian Villa. Although his character is not very good, his martial arts are still very good.With his joining, the hidden guard carrying Miss Yin would hardly be able to hold on.
My plan of pretending to be a chivalrous man is no longer feasible, and if this continues, it will be Leng Xiao who wins the Yin family's favor.
So I, who was hiding at the other end, quickly put on a veil, stepped on the tile eaves, turned over and jumped in to help, pointed my sword, and shouted in a rough voice: "Leng Xiao, what's the matter with you! You hired us to kidnap this lady, and now you're crossing the river to demolish the bridge , want to kill our mouths, good hero save the beauty, and be the son-in-law of riding a dragon with peace of mind, right?"
The servants suddenly changed expression when they heard this, and they all looked at Mr. Leng.
"Don't talk nonsense!" Leng Xiao reacted angrily, wondering how a proud and arrogant person could stand being framed and slandered by others, and immediately turned his attack and charged straight at me with his sword in hand.The guard at the side took the opportunity to spread the smoke.
"Cough, cough cough!" Amidst the sound of coughing, the few of us who had already covered our faces with wet wipes easily jumped out of the window.The hidden guard handed Miss Yin to me, and then went to intercept the servants who were quickly chasing up.
I didn't dare to delay, so I used my lightness skills to run quickly while carrying the sack, thinking about how to throw Yin Shanlan in a small alley with hooligans later, and then make up and act on my own, pretending to see an injustice Help the young hero to gain favor, and then make some chance encounters on the street corner, showing a personable and gentle appearance, as if reciting a few poems unintentionally, and it's almost done hahaha~
It went really well.
Alas, it's just that the people in this villa are too inexperienced in the world, and Yin Shanlan is so well protected. She doesn't know martial arts, and she doesn't know the evil people outside. No one dared to touch her, and of course they didn't expect to be kidnapped like this one day.What a county...
Caught off guard, he thought of the princess.
I remembered her cold palm and calm eyes when I took her to run in the forest.I felt inexplicably uncomfortable again.
However, when I was distracted, I was suddenly hit hard on the side of the waist.I was caught off guard and almost vomited blood, so I quickly stopped in a hidden place to block the second punch from the sack.
What's the matter, didn't you tap a hole?I grabbed Miss Yin's hand, but the person in the sack suddenly struggled violently and couldn't hold it down.
God, this lady is too strong!I couldn't bear to put down the sack, but as soon as it hit the ground, it was torn apart with a thud, and I fell to the ground in fright.
No, I'm not scared, but poisoned!Just when I went to grab that man's hand, I was pricked by a small needle.But now, my hands and feet are so weak that I can't use any strength, so I can only lie down on the ground and worry.
"It's you who don't know how to live and die, and carried me away on your shoulders, right?" Miss Yinjia in the light red coat waved away the sack fragments left on her body a few times, gritted her teeth and glared at me, then rushed to me in a rage. Sitting on my stomach, he grabbed my collar and said, "Deng Tuzi, I'm going to castrate you!"
very scary!This Yin Shanlan looks petite and cute, but her strength is amazing!Unexpectedly, I tried my best to use my internal strength and still couldn't get away. I hurriedly said: "Miss, I misunderstood, I'm just a good-hearted person who happened to pass by! The bad guy just ran away."
"Who are you lying to?" The girl sitting on me said viciously, "Tell me, why did you kidnap Miss Ben? What ulterior motive do you have? Where are your accomplices?"
It's over, I want to cry now because of my weak hands and feet, what kind of innocence and weakness are easy to deceive, little prince, I don't believe you anymore.The Lingtong hermit is too deceitful, he didn't make it clear that Miss Yin is a strange girl who can use poison!
And what about those hidden guards, where did they go, why didn't any of them follow me to save me? !
"What kind of conspiracy are you thinking about, huh?" At this time, Yin Shanlan grabbed my collar and shook it vigorously, making my eyes shine, "Don't play tricks and tell me honestly, or I will castrate you now!" Said With a small face raised, he said angrily: "No one has ever dared to treat me like this. How dare you put a sack on Miss Ben...Hmph! Don't think that you are fine just because you are good-looking!"
After Yin Shanlan finished speaking, she suddenly reached out and touched my face.
I froze for a moment, but she patted it again with unsatisfied interest: "You are so tender..." Then she reacted, and said fiercely: "Hey, I want to ask you something, why did you kidnap me!"
I instantly thought of this young lady's unrestrained and masculine nature, so I got wise and said: "Because... because I fell in love with young lady at first sight!"
My life is the most important thing, and I can't control my morals anymore, so I can only go all out: "I passed by here when I was traveling around, and I didn't expect to meet a fairy girl like Miss. That day, I was shocked by the sky when I caught a glimpse upstairs, and I have been thinking about it ever since. Mu Xiang is unforgettable, I really can't stand the pain of lovesickness, so I hired someone to do something reckless!"
Ugh, what a shame!
Yin Shanlan didn't expect me to say this, after a long while of stunned, she squeezed my waist vigorously with her little hand: "You, you are so courageous!"
"So what if you're daring!" I endured the pain and shouted: "Anyway, anyway, peony flowers are dead, and being a ghost is also romantic! It fell into the hands of the young lady today, and I admit it."
"Then you said before that Leng Xiao hired him?"
"Who told that man to pester you? I did it on purpose. This is how you should treat your rival in love."
"You really dare to say it!" Yin Shanlan blushed, but the strength in her hand was light.My heart also relaxed.It seems that this method is used correctly, Yin Shanlan likes to hear such shameful words.
"You look gentle, so you have such a bad heart, huh!" After a while, Miss Yin finally got up from me.She took out her whistle and blew a series of long notes, then looked down at me, kicked me arrogantly, and said, "Hey, go back with Miss Ben."
"Eh? Where are you taking me?" I wondered, and then I couldn't bear the excitement in my heart.No way, she meant to go back. Could it be that she wants to take me back to the pharmacy?By accident, I actually got the chance to enter the pharmacy?
A certain lady raised her eyebrows and smiled, showing her small canine teeth: "You have offended me, and you still want to leave? Of course you are going to my house to work as a coolie for the rest of your life to apologize!"
At this moment, the female slave rushed over and put on a robe for her: "Miss, those gangsters have escaped."
"Those people just run away, just grab this one." Yin Shan gave me a dark look, "Don't worry too much, if you go to my house and don't work hard, this lady will bury you in the flower field Make fertilizer."
So I rode a jujube horse back to the foot of the mountain and found an inn to stay.After looking carefully in the mirror, he felt that his appearance in men's clothing was indeed in line with the type Miss Yin wrote in the letter, so he opened the package and took out a few thick books.
If you want to win Yin Shanlan's favor, you have to do what you like.Before I came here, I heard that she likes poetry, so I prepared a lot of fashionable little poems, all of which were written by some not-so-famous scholars.Of course, I didn't expect her to like pornographic poems, but there must be a few of them in these books.
And Yin Shanlan also likes to go shopping down the mountain, and usually takes a group of servants to the town to buy things and play for a few days every half a month.Calculate the time, if all goes well, wait another four days or so, and she will bring her servants down the mountain.
What I have to do next is to make adequate preparations in these few days.First of all, memorize the terrain and routes, and then find more erotic poems and memorize them.
Yes, it is like that.Excitedly, I flipped through the collection of poems, but unexpectedly found that the few books I brought with me were almost full of laments about underappreciated talents or sorrow for the spring and autumn, and there were no explicit and fragrant poems, except for the one I bought casually in Xuanniaoju before. It came in handy.
In contrast, that book is full of sentences like this and that, it's not embarrassing to read... Huh?No, I looked through it before, why didn't I find it.
Oh... That's right, when I opened it before, I was distracted and didn't read half a word.
I was thinking about the princess.
Stop thinking about it!I shook my head and turned my attention back to the book in front of me.I paid attention to the scholar who wrote the most beautifully, um... called Zhen Jun.Well, just recite his poems.
Then three days passed quickly, and things developed very smoothly, not deviating from my expectations.That morning, the luxurious mahogany gate on the mountain opened, and a group of servants slowly descended the mountain carrying a sedan chair and several boxes of silver.Along with him is Leng Xiao, the eldest son of Lengjian Villa.
As the little prince said, this Lengjian Villa has the intention of marrying Yinshan Medicine Village, but it is a pity that the owner of Yinshan Village, who loves his daughter like his life, looks down on him and doesn't care about it.Leng Xiao was unwilling to give up, so he tried his best to win the favor of the daughter of the banker.
Heh, look at this young man who is so attentive and waits on the side of the sedan chair, it is very different from the evil charms and madness in the rumors before, if those women who admire him see it, I don't know how sad it is.
I followed them all the way to town.There are not many residents in this small town, but the business is quite prosperous, and there are often many blond and blue-eyed foreign faces, selling their animal skins and specialties.
And this Miss Yin can be said to spend money like water, wherever she goes, it seems to usher in a rain, the merchants in the town are all happy from ear to ear, calling their parents.I took the opportunity to sell a few woodcarvings among them, but I didn’t expect to earn more than 100 taels. I earned enough money for all my expenses, and I still had a lot of extra money to eat, drink and have fun...
No, now is not the time to enjoy life!
I stayed at the luxury inn opposite Yin Shanlan's. After thinking about it for a long time, I came up with a relatively direct and quick strategy, that is, the time-tested hero saving the beauty used to make a good story in the world.
Fortunately, the little prince did indeed send a few people to follow him secretly, and they are all good at martial arts. I can ask them to cooperate and act as robbers, and then rescue them and take them down in one fell swoop.Well, just do it!
I sent a letter to contact the informant and asked him to help gather the six hidden guards to join me.After discussing together, that night, I hid outside the window of Yin Shanlan's room on the second floor, while they sneaked into the room and put a sleeping girl in a sack.
Unsurprisingly, the servants of Yaozhuang were keenly aware that something was wrong and rushed in, and quickly exchanged hands.Those people's skills are not simple, and they can't compete with the hidden guards, but at this time, the young master Leng who was supposed to be unconscious also heard the movement and hurried over.Was he not drugged?
We underestimated the vigilance of this man.
And Leng Xiao is also the heir of Lengjian Villa. Although his character is not very good, his martial arts are still very good.With his joining, the hidden guard carrying Miss Yin would hardly be able to hold on.
My plan of pretending to be a chivalrous man is no longer feasible, and if this continues, it will be Leng Xiao who wins the Yin family's favor.
So I, who was hiding at the other end, quickly put on a veil, stepped on the tile eaves, turned over and jumped in to help, pointed my sword, and shouted in a rough voice: "Leng Xiao, what's the matter with you! You hired us to kidnap this lady, and now you're crossing the river to demolish the bridge , want to kill our mouths, good hero save the beauty, and be the son-in-law of riding a dragon with peace of mind, right?"
The servants suddenly changed expression when they heard this, and they all looked at Mr. Leng.
"Don't talk nonsense!" Leng Xiao reacted angrily, wondering how a proud and arrogant person could stand being framed and slandered by others, and immediately turned his attack and charged straight at me with his sword in hand.The guard at the side took the opportunity to spread the smoke.
"Cough, cough cough!" Amidst the sound of coughing, the few of us who had already covered our faces with wet wipes easily jumped out of the window.The hidden guard handed Miss Yin to me, and then went to intercept the servants who were quickly chasing up.
I didn't dare to delay, so I used my lightness skills to run quickly while carrying the sack, thinking about how to throw Yin Shanlan in a small alley with hooligans later, and then make up and act on my own, pretending to see an injustice Help the young hero to gain favor, and then make some chance encounters on the street corner, showing a personable and gentle appearance, as if reciting a few poems unintentionally, and it's almost done hahaha~
It went really well.
Alas, it's just that the people in this villa are too inexperienced in the world, and Yin Shanlan is so well protected. She doesn't know martial arts, and she doesn't know the evil people outside. No one dared to touch her, and of course they didn't expect to be kidnapped like this one day.What a county...
Caught off guard, he thought of the princess.
I remembered her cold palm and calm eyes when I took her to run in the forest.I felt inexplicably uncomfortable again.
However, when I was distracted, I was suddenly hit hard on the side of the waist.I was caught off guard and almost vomited blood, so I quickly stopped in a hidden place to block the second punch from the sack.
What's the matter, didn't you tap a hole?I grabbed Miss Yin's hand, but the person in the sack suddenly struggled violently and couldn't hold it down.
God, this lady is too strong!I couldn't bear to put down the sack, but as soon as it hit the ground, it was torn apart with a thud, and I fell to the ground in fright.
No, I'm not scared, but poisoned!Just when I went to grab that man's hand, I was pricked by a small needle.But now, my hands and feet are so weak that I can't use any strength, so I can only lie down on the ground and worry.
"It's you who don't know how to live and die, and carried me away on your shoulders, right?" Miss Yinjia in the light red coat waved away the sack fragments left on her body a few times, gritted her teeth and glared at me, then rushed to me in a rage. Sitting on my stomach, he grabbed my collar and said, "Deng Tuzi, I'm going to castrate you!"
very scary!This Yin Shanlan looks petite and cute, but her strength is amazing!Unexpectedly, I tried my best to use my internal strength and still couldn't get away. I hurriedly said: "Miss, I misunderstood, I'm just a good-hearted person who happened to pass by! The bad guy just ran away."
"Who are you lying to?" The girl sitting on me said viciously, "Tell me, why did you kidnap Miss Ben? What ulterior motive do you have? Where are your accomplices?"
It's over, I want to cry now because of my weak hands and feet, what kind of innocence and weakness are easy to deceive, little prince, I don't believe you anymore.The Lingtong hermit is too deceitful, he didn't make it clear that Miss Yin is a strange girl who can use poison!
And what about those hidden guards, where did they go, why didn't any of them follow me to save me? !
"What kind of conspiracy are you thinking about, huh?" At this time, Yin Shanlan grabbed my collar and shook it vigorously, making my eyes shine, "Don't play tricks and tell me honestly, or I will castrate you now!" Said With a small face raised, he said angrily: "No one has ever dared to treat me like this. How dare you put a sack on Miss Ben...Hmph! Don't think that you are fine just because you are good-looking!"
After Yin Shanlan finished speaking, she suddenly reached out and touched my face.
I froze for a moment, but she patted it again with unsatisfied interest: "You are so tender..." Then she reacted, and said fiercely: "Hey, I want to ask you something, why did you kidnap me!"
I instantly thought of this young lady's unrestrained and masculine nature, so I got wise and said: "Because... because I fell in love with young lady at first sight!"
My life is the most important thing, and I can't control my morals anymore, so I can only go all out: "I passed by here when I was traveling around, and I didn't expect to meet a fairy girl like Miss. That day, I was shocked by the sky when I caught a glimpse upstairs, and I have been thinking about it ever since. Mu Xiang is unforgettable, I really can't stand the pain of lovesickness, so I hired someone to do something reckless!"
Ugh, what a shame!
Yin Shanlan didn't expect me to say this, after a long while of stunned, she squeezed my waist vigorously with her little hand: "You, you are so courageous!"
"So what if you're daring!" I endured the pain and shouted: "Anyway, anyway, peony flowers are dead, and being a ghost is also romantic! It fell into the hands of the young lady today, and I admit it."
"Then you said before that Leng Xiao hired him?"
"Who told that man to pester you? I did it on purpose. This is how you should treat your rival in love."
"You really dare to say it!" Yin Shanlan blushed, but the strength in her hand was light.My heart also relaxed.It seems that this method is used correctly, Yin Shanlan likes to hear such shameful words.
"You look gentle, so you have such a bad heart, huh!" After a while, Miss Yin finally got up from me.She took out her whistle and blew a series of long notes, then looked down at me, kicked me arrogantly, and said, "Hey, go back with Miss Ben."
"Eh? Where are you taking me?" I wondered, and then I couldn't bear the excitement in my heart.No way, she meant to go back. Could it be that she wants to take me back to the pharmacy?By accident, I actually got the chance to enter the pharmacy?
A certain lady raised her eyebrows and smiled, showing her small canine teeth: "You have offended me, and you still want to leave? Of course you are going to my house to work as a coolie for the rest of your life to apologize!"
At this moment, the female slave rushed over and put on a robe for her: "Miss, those gangsters have escaped."
"Those people just run away, just grab this one." Yin Shan gave me a dark look, "Don't worry too much, if you go to my house and don't work hard, this lady will bury you in the flower field Make fertilizer."
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