Bad feng shui in the entertainment industry

Sovereign Mochizuki was successfully pleased by Tomson's cupcakes, and hinted vaguely to Tomson that maybe they could cook at home tonight.

Tang Chen said modestly: "Sovereign, I can make sweets, but I can't cook them well."

Sect Master Mochizuki didn't believe Tang Chen's nonsense, "It's okay, you can do it." After finishing speaking, he didn't know where he remembered the lines, so he learned and sold: "As long as it is made by you, I like to eat it."

At the kind invitation of Mochizuki, Tomson stewed a pot of tofu fish soup, fried broccoli with shiitake mushrooms, and roasted black pepper beef.Sect Master Mochizuki glanced at the dishes on the table, and the color could already catch his eyes. He scooped up a bowl of fish soup reservedly, and took a sip while blowing on the heat.

Tomson asked expectantly, "How is it?"

Sect Master Mochizuki pursed his lips tightly, finally swallowed the fish soup reluctantly, and silently spit out two fish scales from his mouth.

Tang Chen felt guilty: "I'm not very good at handling fish...how about you, suzerain, try that mushroom!"

Sect Master Mochizuki pushed the pot of fish soup away from him calmly, then pulled the plate containing mushrooms and broccoli, carefully screened it for a while, and made sure it was edible, then picked up a mushroom with chopsticks Put it in your mouth, just chewed it, only heard a crunching sound.

Sect Master Mochizuki: "..."

Even though Tomson had already handed over his body to Mochizuki Sect Master, he could still clearly feel the gritty feeling of the grit being crushed between the teeth and then mixed into the food.

"I said a long time ago that I don't cook very well..." Tang Chen said dejectedly.

Sect Master Mochizuki had exhausted his demeanor for thousands of years before he could put on a radiant face, "The food is okay, but I just ate too much cake, and I suddenly remembered that you seem to be very afraid of getting fat? Then I won't Eat, you can save these for tomorrow's breakfast." After Mochizuki finished speaking, he returned the control of his body to Tomson, and then began to pretend to be dead, as if he was not the ghost who wanted to eat Tomson's cooking before. Same.

Disappointed, Tomson secretly poured out the food, baked another honey bread, and prepared to save it for eating with milk the next morning. Who knew that Mochizuki Sect Master had such a good nose, and the cake smelled delicious even before it came out of the oven. Come out and talk to Tomson.

"What did you do again?"

Tomson: "Honey bread for tomorrow morning."

Sect Master Mochizuki: "Well..."

As soon as Tang Chen heard the voice of Sect Master Mochizuki, he immediately woke up, "No more sweets tonight! Otherwise, I will never make cakes again!"

Sect Master Mochizuki somehow gave Tang Chen a weakness, feeling very depressed.

At this moment, Tomson's cell phone rang, and the caller ID was Lu Haojia.

This is the first time that Lu Haojia called Tang Chen, and I don't know if it was because of nervousness, but his voice trembled a little, and he said in a high-pitched voice: "Boss! Boss, please open Weibo! You are hot! You're on fire, you know that!"

Tang Chen was stunned for a long time, and asked Mochizuki Suzerain in his mind: "Is there something wrong with my comprehension ability? Why can't I understand what she is saying?"

Mochizuki Sect Master: "The bread seems to be baked."

Tomson: "..."

Ever since Tomson drew a big cake for Lu Haojia to give her extra money after becoming famous, the girl began to call him the boss, and promoted herself to the high position of chief secretary, "Boss, turn on your computer or mobile phone and read Weibo Hot!"

Tang Chen just turned on the computer and was about to watch the audition video. He was shocked by Lu Haojia's voice, and opened the Weibo hot list with trembling hands. He was almost blinded by a high-definition picture of himself eating ice cream.

"Hey, who uploaded this photo?" Tang Chen was stunned.

"It seems that the first person who uploaded the picture was a waiter working in an ice cream shop. Oh, boss, you don't care who posted it, the key is that you are popular now! Some netizens picked out that you are a student of the Film Academy, and now Mr. Qin's The phone calls were going to explode, and many people in the industry asked him if the company was hyping up newcomers." Lu Haojia seemed to have directly glimpsed his promotion and salary increase in life from the phenomenon of Tomson's popular Weibo. The essence of the peak, he was so excited that he was about to fly over from the other end of the microphone, "Boss, Mr. Qin asked me to inform you, don't respond online. Did you have a personal Weibo before? If you have, it's best to clean it up, the company may tomorrow I will use this opportunity to directly open a Weibo account for you."

Until the phone was hung up, Lu Haojia's excitement continued to swell, as if it could explode in place every minute, which made Tang Chen very worried.But he suddenly realized something, opened WeChat, and was overwhelmed by all kinds of information. Many people were making fun of him, saying that he was going to be popular, and then the phone rang non-stop.

"Well, it's me, right..."

"I'm the hottest one...I don't know..."

In the end, Tomson couldn't bear the disturbance, so he simply turned off the phone.The world finally calmed down. Under Mochizuki's repeated reminders, he ran to take out the bread from the oven, cut a small piece and put it on a plate, sealed the rest and put it in the refrigerator.

Sect Master Mochizuki asked keenly: "Why is there still one piece left?"

Tomson sighed helplessly, "Because I know you want to eat it." After finishing speaking, he poured condensed milk on the bread, took it to the computer, asked Mochizuki to eat it on him, and took a secret photo of the ice cream shop waiter. Download the photos, zoom in and take a closer look.

I have to say that although the person in the picture is Tomson himself, he is completely different from him.Sect Master Mochizuki always looks careless, even when facing the dessert he loves like life, there is a kind of dispensable casualness.He propped his head in one hand, and gently stirred the ice cream cup with a metal spoon in the other. When the photo was captured, he just glanced in the direction of the camera. An unmistakable sense of contrast.

Tang Chen looked at it for a long time, and for the first time in his life, he couldn't take his eyes off his own face.

"Sovereign." Tomson unconsciously licked his lips and called softly.

Sect Master Mochizuki was concentrating on eating the honey bread, and was licking off the condensed milk on it very politely. He had no time to talk to Tomson, and only gave a symbolic hum.

"What did you look like when you were alive?"

Sect Master Mochizuki didn't answer for a long time. Tang Chen didn't know whether this question was considered abrupt for a dead person. He was a bit remorseful, but Sect Master Mochizuki asked with a smile: "What do you think I look like?"

Tang Chen couldn't bear Sect Master Mochizuki's teasing low laugh like this. Every time the sound vibrated from his eardrums, he felt like he was being electrified.

"Well... Since the suzerain is the master of a sect, he must have a high status. And he likes to eat sweets so much..."

Sect Master Mochizuki: "Well, what then?"

Tang Chen thought for a while, then took out a pen and paper: "I can't describe it, how about I draw it?"

Sect Master Mochizuki was obviously aroused, and he didn't even bother to eat the bread, "Oh? Are you also good at drawing portraits?"

Tomson: "Because I liked comics when I was young, I studied them for two years..."

Sect Master Mochizuki didn't care what the manga was, but handed over the control of his body to Tang Chen very cooperatively, and said, "Okay, then you can draw a picture, what do you think I look like?"

So 10 minutes later, Tomson drew a long-haired Hanfu version of Prince HATA on the paper. 【Note】

Sect Master Mochizuki: "..."

Tang Chen had never felt that Mochizuki Sect Master was so angry that he was almost roughly raped.The paintbrush that painted Tang Chen's version of Mochizuki Sect Master spontaneously ignited for no reason, and instantly turned into a pile of powder, and the painting on the drawing paper was swept away by Mochizuki Sect Master and disappeared without a trace.

Tang Chen was dumbfounded, "What kind of trick is this?"

Sect Master Mochizuki smiled sinisterly: "Next time you dare to scribble, it will be your dog's paw that will turn into ashes."

Tang Chen really wanted to retract the painting dog's paw, but he did not respond for a long time before realizing that the dog's paw was being manipulated by Mochizume.

"Is this the legendary formation technique?" Tang Chen forgot to be afraid, but asked curiously.

Sect Master Mochizuki found a new pen, spread out the paper and began to draw on it, and said coldly: "It's just a small skill, it's not worth mentioning. It's not that your body is too weak."

Tang Chen asked: "Then if the suzerain regains his body, can he still perform a more powerful trick than this?"

"It's an array technique, not a trick." Sect Master Mochizuki corrected dissatisfiedly, but he didn't answer Tang Chen's question, only smiled inscrutablely.

In just a few words, Tang Chen was surprised to find that Sect Master Mochizuki had already drawn a lifelike portrait on the paper. The person in the painting had long hair hanging down, wearing a black wide-sleeved robe, and a pair of Narrow and long phoenix eyes, thin lips and a slight smile, although it is a completely unfamiliar face, but the demeanor and demeanor are almost exactly the same as when Sect Master Mochizuki was eating ice cream.

Tomson: "Is this... the suzerain?"

"Otherwise who else could it be?" Sect Master Mochizuki threw away his pen and threw himself back into the embrace of honey condensed milk bread.

Tang Chen couldn't help but praise: "Sovereign, you, you are so beautiful."

Sect Master Mochizuki didn't make a sound, but the corners of his lips curled slightly imperceptibly.

Tang Chen remembered that Sect Master Mochizuki had always said that he wanted to seek the method of resurrection, but did not tell him how to do it. Looking at the portrait of Sect Master Mochizuki when he was alive, he suddenly had a thought, and asked whimsically, "Sect Master, do you want to return?" Are you resurrecting yourself to find your original body? After your formation master dies, can your body be preserved intact?"

Sect Master Mochizuki seemed to have hesitated for a moment, then murmured noncommittally, and said vaguely: "Almost."

Tang Chen's eyes lit up immediately: "Then your body is under the Nian En Hall of Emperor Xiang University?"

Sect Master Mochizuki raised his eyebrows, "Why do you think so?"

Tomson: "Because... the suzerain seems to very much hope that I can take over that idol drama, but the suzerain didn't care at all until I heard the two staff members mention the Emperor Xiang University."

Sect Master Mochizuki was surprised by Tang Chen's delicate thoughts, and he did not deny it.

Tang Chen saw that Mochizuki had acquiesced, and he had a very subtle feeling in his heart. On the one hand, he felt a sense of accomplishment because he had guessed Mochizuki's plan, and on the other hand, thinking that Mochizuki would leave him after he found his body, he also A little lost.

"Actually, if you want to go to Emperor Xiang University to help you find your body, you don't have to take on this drama. Most colleges and universities are now open to the outside world. If you want to go, we can go anytime."

Unexpectedly, Sect Master Mochizuki didn't accept Tang Chen's affection, "This matter is not as simple as you imagined. I have a reason for doing so, so there is no need to ask more questions."

I don't know if Tang Chen is thinking too much, he always feels that Sect Master Mochizuki seems a little unhappy when it comes to finding a body.

Before going to bed at night, Tomson finally took the time to watch the audition video. After watching it once, he clicked on it and watched it again, over and over again.Sect Master Mochizuki was very quiet, Tomson could hardly feel his presence, and seemed to be resting again.Tang Chen was just like that in the dark room, holding his laptop and watching the performance video of Mochizuki Suzerain.

When Sect Master Mochizuki talked about what happened to Wei Zilin when he was a child, perhaps in the eyes of others, it was just his impromptu performance based on Wei Zilin's character setting, but only Tang Chen could clearly perceive the anger and anger that surged deep in the heart of Sect Master Mochizuki at that moment. pain.

"In this world, there is only one way for me to die, and that is to want to die..."

Tang Chen seemed to be possessed by a demon, and repeatedly played back the line that Mochizuki Sect Master said, and unconsciously, he cried.

How is this going?

Tang Chen belatedly wondered, wiped his eyes, feeling inexplicable for this unexpected sadness.

Perhaps it was because of watching too many videos of Mochizuki's performance, or because of Mochizuki's self-portrait, Tomson actually had a strange dream that night.

He dreamed that he was lying in the wild grass, which was unbelievably high, like a towering tree.

Suddenly, he was grabbed by the waist and gradually left the ground. He wanted to struggle, but found that his hands and feet were surprisingly short, and he could only toss around in the air.Then he saw a young man's face, pale and bloodless, it seemed to be the young version of Sect Master Mochizuki.

"It's true that there is no unparalleled road, little thing, I'll eat you..." The corner of the boy's bloody lips curled up, but the gloomy look in his eyes didn't fit his age.

Tang Chen was dumbfounded, and twisted a few more times, as if he felt a short thing behind his buttocks swinging back and forth, and then did something that shocked the boy.

He actually stuck out his wet tongue and licked him...

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[Note] Prince HATA is a character in the manga "Gintama". If you haven't read it, you can go to Du Niang 23333. Maybe you can understand the anger of the suzerain