Everyday life at Midtown High School

Regarding the question of 'the chip is so big, how can it be eaten by people'.

Owen Keith, CEO of the Octa Group, expressed his innocence: "I just told you that the chip was put in the cookie, and you guessed that it was eaten, and then let the agent (referring to Hawkeye) go Take laxatives. I see you are so determined, you think this is a kind of ability, similar to mutants, or superpowers, like Avengers, everyone has their own magical abilities. If I raise an objection, no Doesn’t that make a lot of sense and fuss?”

"Do you believe his nonsense?"

Hawkeye Clint took out his bow and arrow, and asked his partner blankly.

Black Widow held back her smile, grabbed his arm, turned and walked out: "Anyway, the result seems to be good."

"It's not good at all. I've never had such diarrhea in my life." Clint complained: "These days, I almost thought I was going to die on the toilet. I have been in love with the toilet for a lifetime. That is worse than my whole life." It's still long."

"Honey, let's move on!" Natasha continued to comfort him with a smile.

She patted Hawkeye's small round face, and said with a smile: "Forget about those troubles, I'll treat you to a cookie."

"Don't mention the cookie to me," Clint muttered. "By the way, what happened to the chip?"

"It was detained by Tony. He said that he would study it before giving it to Aegis." Natasha replied.

The two agents walked away while chatting.

Looking at the backs of the two of them, Mr. CEO couldn't help but smile: "At present, SHIELD should be regarded as a good partner for cooperation."

at the same time,

Tony crossed his arms and stared at the screen fiercely: "Jarvis, what's going on with you?"

"Sir, please wait a moment."

Jarvis said calmly, "I'm in the third round of sanitizing and cleaning the chip."

"But you've been cleaning and disinfecting for almost three hours?" Tony yelled angrily.

"Please understand, Sir." Jarvis replied calmly, "I can't let such dirty things enter my body."

"What? What did you say, enter? Your body?" Tony was speechless.

He couldn't help waving his arms and shouting: "What do you mean entering your body? I just let you read a chip?"

"Wrong, it should be reading a dirty chip stuffed in a cookie, bitten by an animal, and finally found in a toilet."

Jarvis's tone was still calm and polite: "Sir, assuming this is a book, would you like to use your own hands to read it?"

...You are so reasonable, I am actually speechless.

Tony gave up and said, "OK, you sterilize slowly."

When he bumped into the wall at his home AI, was blocked by Jarvis, and was speechless, when he was depressed and planned to go to the living room for a drink, he unfortunately ran into a scene with hot eyes.

"Oh my god, it's disgusting!"

Covering his eyes with his hand, Tony yelled, "Separate, separate, you two little bastards! This is my sofa, not your bedroom, and hell, I would allow you to live together. Could it be that I was thinking Into the water! Harry Osborn, if I see you put your tongue in Pooh's mouth again, I'll kick you out of the building!"

"Tony!" Pooh shouted in shock: "We are lovers, yet you say such unreasonable things."

"Lover? You are so young, can't you start by getting to know each other and getting in touch slowly?" Tony continued.

"Come on, we've known each other since the day we wore crotch pants (Harry: I didn't, thank you), what else do you know?"

"People change, Pooh, you have to get to know him anew."

"Then I have to know him for a few years before I can guarantee that he will never change again?"

"30 years, 20 years? At least ten years!"

"My God, Tony."

Pooh pursed his lips: "If I really listen to you, I won't be able to find someone! Think about Steve..."

"What's the matter with Steve? He's fine."

"What's so good? You haven't kidnapped him yet! I bet he's still a virgin!"

"Shut up, Pooh! This is a state secret, and you know too much!"

"Does he think he's Captain America? State secrets! Listen, Tony, you have to pull yourself together! Go, fuck him! Think about the playboys who ran rampant in New York back then? Where did they go?"

"It's a powerful speech, Pooh."

Tony glanced at him, and suddenly asked a little noncommittally: "But why are you so concerned about my relationship?"

"First, it is said that people who are not in love themselves can't understand other people's love. So, maybe after you fall in love, you will find Harry's cuteness (Harry: ...); second, according to me According to recent statistics, anyone who takes superheroes as a side job is about to enter the ranks of singles (Tony: What?); the third..."

Pooh opened his big eyes, looked at Tony with sparkle, and said sincerely, "Dad, I want someone to love and take care of you. Steve is a good man."

"But I'm not a nice guy."

Tony summed it up simply.

"Okay, Pooh, don't do these things that have nothing to do with you, go back to your room."

He walked over unceremoniously, grabbed their arms and said: "Remember, don't do this kind of thing in public in the future. Also, when you do it, remember to put on a cover for me and make sure that you are safe .Remember, Pooh? You said it hurts too much to have a baby yourself, so don't have one!"

(Pooh: I was just joking. I am your son and not your daughter. Do you think I can really have children?)

"What, you are my son? If you don't tell me, I really forgot. I almost placed an order for you to buy a dress yesterday."

Tony sarcastically drove the two children back to the bedroom like ducks.

Then, he sat down on the sofa tiredly, resting his forehead with his hands.

"You don't look good?" Steve came over and asked at some point.

He leaned down to observe Tony's face: "I'm sorry, Tony."

"what?"

The sudden apology made Tony a little confused: "What did you do wrong?"

"Bringing a group of people back without permission..."

Steve paused and said, "Going home, I licked a lot of trouble for you."

"It's nothing, Captain."

Tony laughed and explained: "I was really... yes, just like Natasha said, I was venting my anger. In fact, there is nothing wrong with what you did. It's good to have guests, people How lively, I hate the feeling of being alone."

"But you look tired now?"

Steve asked with concern: "Is there something bothering you?"

"Why are you so considerate today?"

Tony raised his head without being surprised, and looked at him curiously with those big brown eyes.

"I'm learning to care about you, Tony," Steve said earnestly.

"Care me, why?" Tony asked in surprise.

"I thought the inspection time was long enough, Tony?"

Steve stretched out his hand, put it on Tony's shoulder and said, "You seem to have completely forgotten the complicated relationship between us?"

"What? A complicated relationship?"

One of the smartest people in the world is asking like a fool at this moment.

"Whether it's Steve or Captain America, isn't our relationship already recognized by the public?"

Steve suppressed a laugh.

"So, we can really give it a go, together, Iron Man."

When he said this, he slowly moved closer to Tony, so close that he could clearly hear the faint sound of the faint blue reactor operating.

Tony was visibly flustered.

He looked at Steve in disbelief, and said quickly, "It was just a joke, a prank, a game, an expedient measure to protect Pooh..."

"Listen, Tony."

Steve looked at Tony seriously and said, "Although I am standing on the land of the new century, my mind and soul are still stuck in the 70s most of the time."

"Wow! Yes, it can be seen that you are an antique from beginning to end."

Tony tilted his head back quietly to avoid actually lip-to-mouth with the approaching Steve.

"So, I don't like over-the-top jokes, silly pranks, and weird games."

"On the contrary, I like it best."

"But I know romance well."

"Uh... what? What did you say you knew? Romantic? I know you've been in the ice for a while, but do you know what time it is? Please don't try to be trendy, it's scaring the hell out of me!" "

"Yes, I am very conservative in my thinking, so I only accept the most common romantic. That..."

Steve thought for a while, then smiled and said, "I believe that if a man seriously proposes a love request to another man, he should do it and treat him like... like his fiancée. "

There are too many slots, okay?

Tony didn't know what to say.

After a while, he found the language, corrected a sentence and said: "For a man, it should be the fiancé, right?"

"Should I call you my fiancé?"

Steve took out his notebook and humbly asked for advice: "It's the first time I'm dating a man, if you use any wrong words, you can tell me in time."

Then, a little embarrassed, he pulled Tony into his arms, ignored his big shocked eyes, kissed his forehead and said, "Tony, let's try to get along well, and I will also treat you Pooh is my son... my fiancé."

"Uh...that's what I said, right?"

He raised his head gently again, and said guiltily: "Compared to a master like you, I'm probably really not good at this."

No!What are you not good at?

You are simply the best of the best!

A few words, jumping from the third level of love relationship to fiancée in an instant?

You are amazing!

Captain, aren't you really pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger?

Tony's expression was completely blank because of being overly frightened.

at the same time,

"Excuseme, does anyone remember the little spider that was locked in the box?"

There are a group of birds and snakes flying in front, and behind them are chased by poisonous horned beasts that look like rhinoceros. There are also a few small green trees (bowtruckles) jumping around to watch the excitement.

Peter ran and ran and ran and ran...

Finally, I couldn’t help thinking about it in pain: “It’s not scientific at all, it’s not scientific! That guy named Newt, how could he have such a large area in his box and put so many animals in it, it’s not scientific. Unscientific! Let me out!"