Everyday life at Midtown High School

No matter how mysterious and forceful the behavior is, it cannot resist the destruction of the idiots.

When Mr. CEO, who wanted to pretend to be aggressive, but was defeated by foodies, he also collapsed after learning what happened.

"So, when your agents are performing missions, you bring cookies to the scene, not to serve as disguise props to make yourself appear more harmless, but... but to actually eat them?"

Mr. CEO feels that the fixed image of state agents in his mind has been greatly overturned.

Natasha also felt very ashamed.

But she still tried to explain to her partner: "You have to understand that no matter what industry you are in, there will always be some maverick geniuses. And these geniuses, apart from their own areas of expertise, often deal with messes in other areas. .”

Owen Keith was dubious about this.

On the other end, Pooh, who came back from Octa's new product launch conference, couldn't find his own state for a while.

Think about it, he was inexplicably brought to the venue by Harry under the pretext of 'I haven't been with you for too long, I'll take you out on a date'.

But on the way, this guy was busy with his own affairs, with a look of 'I have fulfilled my dating obligations, you can take care of the rest'.

Although it is a happy thing to be able to meet that professor who makes people feel good.

But no matter how happy he was, he couldn't hide the disappointment that Harry's behavior had brought him (Harry: Don't blame me casually, disappointment, you really didn't cause it by blowing your hair?).

Of course, Pooh, who only knows that the new product launch conference of the Octa Group is in trouble, and who doesn’t know that the Green Goblin has also appeared, is just throwing a temper tantrum. If he knows that Norman Osborn has also gone there, he probably will I will omit the step of losing my temper, and immediately realize why Harry left me halfway through the date...

But at this time, the news from the Octa Group was jointly blocked by the FBI and Aegis, and there was no rumor for the time being.

Therefore, Pooh still doesn't know about the news of the Green Goblin's reappearance... Therefore, this makes him a little puzzled by Harry's behavior.

"Is he using this to convey some message to me?"

Pooh was immersed in his 'difficult' love problem, thinking for a long time.

After that, he made a special phone call with Gwen, reflecting on his recent behavior and saying, "Did I ignore Harry a little too much? So, he is indirectly expressing his dissatisfaction with me through this behavior? Maybe, I should find a hotel to order a takeaway, something similar to a candlelight dinner, and give him a big surprise; or I should find a place and sing him a love song; or, send text messages every day and tell him How much do you like him, can't wait to see him all the time?"

Gwen on the other end of the phone rolled her eyes towards the ceiling expressionlessly.

She said, "Come on, Pooh. Aren't you usually smart about this? Why do you become such a fool when you meet Harry?"

"What do you mean?" Pooh asked in surprise.

"Well... how do you say that?" Gwen tapped her finger on the table and said, "You have to make him aware of your dissatisfaction."

"Am I not dissatisfied?"

"He abandoned you halfway through today's date, don't you feel dissatisfied?"

"Uh, it's kind of... But isn't it because he was dissatisfied with me that he left me on purpose to let me realize his dissatisfaction?"

"...What is he dissatisfied with?"

"I don't know, I'm guessing."

"Listen to me, Pooh, try pretending to ignore him too?"

"Please, I like Harry very much, and I don't want to play this kind of trick with him at all. Besides, what if we really fall into a cold war, what if the lubricant I bought unfortunately expired? There was a special price the other day, I think it’s a good deal, and I bought a box specially!”

Pooh talked about his troubles seriously.

The blonde girl was speechless.

After a few seconds of silence, she said in a complicated tone: "Honey, this is really the most powerful reason I've ever heard in my life about not having a cold war between lovers. You are such a wonderful flower. By the way, your dad knows you Do you live so frugally?"

"Don't say that about me, Gwen. My dad? His real son is now Mark 42, not Pooh."

Pooh complained depressingly, and then asked casually: "Don't just talk about me, how is Peter, are you... all feeling better?"

"Not bad at all!"

Gwen said angrily: "He broke the appointment again, and he was supposed to go to the movies together. But at the entrance of the movie theater, he disappeared again. I waited for a long time, but I didn't see him. In the end, I could only go back in embarrassment. So, although you are not going to take my suggestion because you are worried about the expiration of the lubricant, I have decided to use it for myself, and I will have a cold war with Peter."

Pooh had nothing to say about that.

Although it is hard work to be a superhero, it's too shameful for Peter to leave his girlfriend in the cold. Think about the other Avengers, and it's not like that... Wait!

Pooh suddenly discovered a shocking fact:

All superheroes seem to be... single?

He snapped his fingers and began to calculate one by one: Dr. Banner, single, but it is said that he once loved; Hawkeye, single, love history is not clear; Black Widow Natasha, suspected to have an affair with Hawkeye, but she herself said , It was a comrade-in-arms, so I was still single; Captain America, old virgin needless to say, I loved it!Single; Iron Man, dumped, single!

God!

Is superhero equal to being lonely?

What will Gwen do next?What's next for Steve?

what about peterWhat about my dad?

Pooh was deeply worried.

Meanwhile, the black Spider-Man is still rampaging around the movie theater.

Thieves, robbers, and hooligans were all caught by him, caught, caught!

With the support of venom, he couldn't stop as if he had eaten Xuanmai, he tied up all these villains with spider silk, and threw them to the ground viciously.

Then, he stopped and looked down at his phone.

"Give me your body, and I can help you become stronger."

The venom was bewitching in his body.

"No!"

Peter refused painfully: "Why, why am I still in the funny zone, you are useless at all!"

Venom is confused: Your reason for rejection... What can I do?I am also very desperate.JPG.

The latest video released by the funny zone:

[The temptation of the black tights, everyone can't help but fall for it...]

On the cover of the picture, the black Spiderman stood there with his fangs open, surrounded by a bunch of hard-working villains bound by spider silk and lying on the ground.

"This group of annoying title parties!"

Peter muttered annoyedly.

Immediately afterwards, he began to concentrate on fighting the crowd in the comment area:

"Don't talk nonsense, it's sexy there, is it majestic?";

"Spiderman is working hard to fight against evil during the holidays. If you still laugh at him like this, won't your conscience hurt?";

"Where is there a five-body cast? It was bound by spider silk and fell to the ground. Can the person who posted the video tell the truth? The headline party is not good!"

Poor Venom, he couldn't find the words to say to the situation in front of him.

As a symbiont species that has just woken up and lacks IQ, it is at a loss: "I just want to find a host and be together forever. But why is this happening?"

Meanwhile, Steve hesitated a bit.

Although Spider-Man seems a little bit wrong, for example, the attack is too fierce, the color of the uniform and the tone of speech and words are full of violent meaning.

But judging from what he did (catching thieves and robbers), there was nothing wrong with it.

Therefore, he was not sure whether he should go up and stop it.

When no one was paying attention, Professor Charles lightly touched his forehead with his fingers.

After a while, he half-closed his eyes, showing a mysterious smile with a clear understanding: "Interesting, one body has two minds."

"Excuse me."

At this time, a voice suddenly sounded.

Really too abrupt!

Everyone present, including Professor Charles and Captain America, Cyclops Scott, and Beast Hank, were all shocked in unison.

Someone was able to approach them silently, and no one noticed until the sound was made?

Does that mean that if he attacks anyone present, he will not be detected?

As long as everyone thinks of this, they subconsciously become alert.

When they turned, however, they saw a thin, pale, freckled, perhaps eccentric, but outwardly, perfectly harmless young man.

He was wearing a crumpled brown shirt, with a cute bow tie on his neck, and was carrying a somewhat retro suitcase. His eyes were full of childish innocence, and he was looking at the black Spider-Man with interest.

After noticing that everyone was staring at him, he turned his head and asked in a somewhat cramped and obviously nervous tone, but couldn't hide his joy: "Uh...is it the United States...is it a rare species in the United States? ?It looks so beautiful in black. I accidentally glanced at it when I was passing by and couldn't help but stop and look at it..hope it didn't..didn't bother you guys! Wow, it's so...really beautiful and strong !"

Cherish species?Pretty and strong?

Did you come here specifically to tease us?

Steve couldn't help but cast a strange glance.

But soon, he was surprised to find that this young man actually thought so from the bottom of his heart and sincerely.

"I once visited an artificial culture base for acromantia in Scotland. At that time, I thought I had seen the most beautiful spider in the world. I didn't expect such an amazing species to exist in the United States!"

While sighing, he asked suddenly: "Uh...does it have an owner? If not, can I take it away?"

"What did you say?" Steve asked in surprise.

"Can I take it away?" the young man with freckles asked carefully, "I promise, I will raise it well."

Feeding?

"Sorry, although he looks like... um, some kind of animal."

Steve explained, "But at heart, he's still a human being."

"It's a pity, but it's also very interesting."

The young man tilted his head slightly and sighed in a low voice: "Look at his teeth, they are really white and sharp."

Steve & Charles: ...Sorry, we don't understand your aesthetic very well.

In the stronghold of S.H.I.E.L.D.,

"That Heavenly Eye organization that pretends to be a ghost, go fuck it!" Hawkeye was about to go crazy.

He was fed a bottle of laxative by Natasha, and he squatted in the toilet all morning. The logistics department of SHIELD voluntarily supported a high-tech disassembly equipment to find the existence of chips by decomposing excrement.

Unfortunately, they did nothing.

Hawkeye, who was about to collapse, shouted violently with the last of his strength: "That's a liar! He must have lied to us! Natasha, you have been lied to! What kind of chip, there is no one, who Would you stuff a chip into a cookie? Are you an idiot? You actually used a non-existent thing in exchange for the cooperation of Aegis, dreaming!"

Natasha recorded the audio with a blank expression and passed it on to Mr. CEO intact.

Then, she threatened in a tactful tone: "I am now being questioned by my colleagues in the bureau, and I am under a lot of pressure. If Tianyan really cooperates sincerely, please take some rescue measures."

Mr. CEO was so sad that he didn't know what to say.

He actually wanted to rant too, who the hell came up with the idea of ​​stuffing chips in cookies?

A simple act of showing favor, but suddenly became complicated because of the disappearance of the chip.

In order to win the trust of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Mr. CEO had to adjust the monitoring and interrogate some on-site staff one by one to find the smart chip that was supposed to be in the cookie but disappeared.

And Natasha took this opportunity to extract a lot of news from the mouth of Mr. CEO, combined with some information from Aegis, she has vaguely made some accurate guesses about the whole matter.

"Owen Keith's goal is not us, but another person, Walter Marbury."

Natasha called up a photo from the computer, which was a photo of Owen Keith and Walter Marbury: "His former collaborator, another founder of the Octa Group."

"Didn't this person announce his death a year ago?" Agent Hill couldn't help asking doubtfully.

"Owen Keith believes that he is not dead, but was just a fake death before."

Natasha replied: "The real him is currently manipulating the company and the government secretly with his father. Therefore, they are the ones who really leak the privacy of the people in order to make huge profits. This time, Owen decided to cooperate with Sky Eye. Use the chip to lure them out of the dark, and then find a way to sanction them."

"Is the legendary function of the chip real or fake?" Fury asked directly what he was concerned about.

"Half-truths."

Natasha replied: "The chip contains all the user information of all users who have purchased Okta mobile phones. As we all know, Okata mobile phones occupy a very high share of the world's mobile phone market. The United States alone has 80.00% of people have bought an Octa cell phone. So, the information base of the chip memory is amazing..."

"Understood!"

After thinking for a while, Fury continued to ask: "What's the matter with the British group? Are they also here for the chip?"

"It seems to be aimed at the chip, but the real purpose is temporarily unknown."

Natasha thought for a while to answer.

"Even you didn't figure out their purpose?" Fury couldn't help asking in surprise.

"thank you for your trust."

Natasha raised her eyebrows and replied honestly: "Yes, I didn't get the truth either."

The black director finally stopped asking questions.

After he lowered his head and pondered for a while, he asked again, "Is there any news from Hawkeye?"

"No news from him other than he hasn't left the toilet all day."

Natasha answered with a suppressed smile.

"Deserved!"

Fury couldn't help being angry: "Who told him to eat indiscriminately?"

"If Coulson was here, he wouldn't be allowed to mess around like this."

Agent Hill seemed to be reminded of something.

Nick Fury pretended not to hear.

Natasha raised her eyes slightly again, quietly observed the expressions of the two people, and then lowered her eyes.

"Hopefully he learns his lesson."

Nick Fury muttered a few words and said: "I'm fed up with that bastard's casual eating habits, eating expired pizza salad belly, drinking expired milk and missing the best time for sniping, what kind of cookie is he eating this time, damn it."

But soon, everyone discovered that there were other people who really ate things indiscriminately.

Under tremendous pressure, Mr. CEO interrogated several staff members, and urgently repaired some surveillance videos. He finally found the whereabouts of the missing cookies even after intimidation, threats and lures.

The security guards at the security checkpoint who were forced to confess the whereabouts of the cookies also had very good-looking expressions.

During this day, everyone's minds were completely overwhelmed by 'WTF':

'I've never seen such a petty boss. ';

'I just took a few cookies, and the boss scolded me for seven hours! ';

'The boss wants to fire me because of cookies? ';

'What kind of cookie is that cookie, made of gold, or a magic cookie? '

Avengers Tower,

Pooh is all bad: "So... I ate a metal thing, God, I won't die!"

"With me here, of course you won't." Tony pressed his shoulder and said, "Damn it, can you Aegis be more reliable when performing missions, and don't hurt innocent passers-by!"

"It's the first time I've seen an innocent passerby who had a fierce fight with the security team of the mission target in less than half an hour."

Hawkeye said sarcastically from the side.

"It's also the first time I've heard that there are idiot agents who don't forget to bring food for themselves during their missions."

Tony shot back rudely.

"Stop!" Pooh shouted, "Dad, now is not the time to quarrel, the important thing is how to solve it; and Clint, I haven't offended you recently, have I?"

"You stole my cookie, which is still my favorite red bean stuffing." Hawkeye said coldly.

"My God!" Natasha supported her forehead and leaned back on the sofa.

"I hate cookies," said Pooh angrily.

So, he got the treatment similar to Clint's before, a pack of laxatives that are harmless to the human body, quietly waiting for the feeling to come, then flushed to the toilet, and fell in love with the toilet.

After 1 minute, Pooh felt a little bit, and he was about to go to the toilet...

The elevator door opened, and Harry stopped him as he walked out: "Pooh, wait a minute."

"Long story short, yes."

Pooh turned his head and said hurriedly.

"Uh..." Harry was blocked for a moment, obviously unable to recover.

Then, he had a complicated and tangled expression: "Pooh..."

"Please, speak quickly."

"Actually... I shouldn't be so hasty, but..."

"Stop talking nonsense, hurry up!" Pooh, who was in a hurry to go to the toilet, could only keep urging him.

Harry looked surprised, but subconsciously sped up his speech: "I mean..."

Pooh couldn't wait for a series of urgings: "Say it! Say it! Say it!"

Harry was so flustered that he blurted out: "Marryme!"

"Wow~!" Hawkeye and Natasha exclaimed together.

"What did he say?" Tony said with a dazed expression: "I seem to have misheard just now. I seem to have heard that a desperate bastard proposed to my family's underage? Jarvis, take my red bright gold Here comes the missile armor set!"

However, Pooh, who was proposed, did not feel very happy.

Is this a surprise?Not at all!

Who the hell would be delighted to receive a marriage proposal when he is about to pull down his pants!

At this moment, there is only one sentence in my mind!

Get out of the way, I have to go to the bathroom!

"Do you agree, Pooh?" Harry asked seriously.

"Reject!" Pooh couldn't help turning around and running to the toilet.

"why?"

Harry followed him incredulously.

If you say you are in a hurry to take a shit, will you appear to be low?

Pooh fell into entanglement and struggle.

Then, inappropriately, he remembered a certain love drama he watched last night.

So, the brain temporarily short-circuited and quickly replied: "Because it hurts to have a baby, bastard!"

Harry: ...

The author has something to say: There is no childbirth plot.

There is also no plot where the protagonist kills the Quartet.