Everyday life at Midtown High School

It wasn't until noon that Pooh slowly appeared in the hall.

He was wearing a goose-yellow pajamas with teddy bears on it, and there were two dull hairs on his head. He looked like he had just woken up. As soon as he came in, he went straight to the refrigerator to look for food.

Natasha was sitting at the table eating a bowl of green salad.

Hawkeye sat on her left side as usual, with a half-drunk glass of juice in front of him, talking to her in a low voice.

The way the two of them were whispering was like a sweet couple talking about love.

Because of this "beautiful" scene, Dr. Banner, who was about to come in, turned around suddenly after slightly pushing his glasses, and walked back to the laboratory lonely.

But in fact, these two elite agents of SHIELD were simply discussing work matters.

"What do you think about the gossip about the Octa Group?" Clint whispered in Natasha's ear.

"To be honest, Clint, I have never believed it." Natasha also answered him in a low voice: "If someone can really invent a smart chip that can control all computer systems in the world, then I would I think his surname should be Stark."

"There is really no tangible evidence to prove the authenticity of this news."

Clint thought about it and said: "But as far as I know, it seems that many people have already taken aim at this, and I don't know if there are any chips."

"The British side... seems to be interested in this too."

Natasha whispered, "I've seen quite a few familiar guys recently."

"Hey, it's rare not to save the world, it's obviously just an ordinary task."

Clint couldn't help sighing and said, "But how did it become so troublesome in the middle of the progress? I just caught up with it again! Really, this matter is more brain-intensive than saving the world."

"No way." Natasha's tone was also a little helpless.

She joked: "Maybe, we are born to be heroes?"

On the other end, Steve was still thinking about the morning.

Therefore, when he saw Pooh, his first reaction was to reach out and hold him down to take a frozen Coke from the refrigerator.

Then, he said with concern: "Are you okay? Don't drink this, drink some hot water first?"

Pooh was startled: "But I don't want to drink hot water."

"But when you are in poor health, drinking iced Coke is not a good way to relieve it." Steve persuaded with a firm tone: "You can drink it in small sips, and it won't burn you."

"I'm not afraid of getting hot...but...wait a minute, who told you that I'm not in good health?"

Pooh was very surprised: "I'm in great health."

"Ahem...it's Harry..."

Steve coughed a few times, obviously embarrassed, but still insisted on mustering up the courage to explain hesitantly: "He told me, you make...love...uh, for a few hours. Of course, Pooh, I'm very interested in this I don’t have any opinions on the side, I’m not conservative, not conservative at all, really. But, it should still be a little hurt, right?”

Fuck!Injury?Do you understand that well, Captain?

Hawkeye was picking up his half glass of juice to drink, when he heard this sentence, he accidentally sprayed it out.

'Captain, are you really the captain?Who are you possessed by? '

He couldn't help complaining in his heart.

"God, Steve...you...you...do you really believe Harry is telling the truth?"

Pooh suddenly showed a speechless expression: "Please, you are also a man yourself! Think about it in another place and think about it. If you work hard for a few hours, don't you know what it will feel like? It's just a Exaggeration, unless he is on drugs, how many hours? Huh!"

Steve:  …

Hawkeye clenched his fist into a fist, pressing it to his lips and softly suppressing a smile.

The black widow looked helpless: "Oh my god, you two are only a little older! Why are the topics of us adults more... more pornographic... er, violent?"

At this time, Hawkeye remembered something.

He raised the corners of his lips with a smirk, and secretly teased in Natasha's ear: "Xiaona, does the super soldier's serum have any bonus in this regard? Four times the strength, if it is replaced by the captain, he might How many hours can you really bury your head and work hard? If you think about it this way, it’s not too exaggerated?”

Natasha almost laughed.

Then, she gave him a gloating expression with a half-smile, and said in a low voice, "Have you forgotten, Clint? As a super soldier, Captain has four times the hearing."

Hawkeye raised his head subconsciously, just in time to meet Steve's stern (bitter) serious (forced) face of "Don't make fun of me.jpg".

It's over, I can't help it!

Almost laughed again.

"So what Harry told me was a lie?"

Steve, who was a little more serious, ignored the boring "adult Hawkeye", and asked Pooh seriously with a puzzled expression.

Pooh glanced at him helplessly.

Then, he pursed his lips, and suddenly said emphatically, "Steve, we're chatting!"

The word 'chat' has also specially emphasized the tone.

However, unfortunately...

"What do you mean?" Steve was even more confused.

But he was still undaunted, and continued to analyze and ask unrelentingly: "You mean, what Harry said is the truth, so what you are saying now is all lies?"

Pooh rolled his eyes directly.

At this moment, he deeply understood his father's occasional uncontrollable...responsibility towards him.

Hawkeye and Black Widow almost died laughing.

The pair of elite SHIELD agents who were reluctant to move into the Avengers Building and live a collective life with everyone at first have become more and more accustomed to this beautiful life of "countless jokes every day".

"What are you laughing at?"

Steve looked at everyone inexplicably: "So, who is lying?"

In the end, his question was not answered.

"Forget about it."

Pooh rushed over, wrapped his arms around his waist, and said coquettishly, "Steve, I'm really starving to death."

Then, Tony, who was in a similar state to him, also came out with a tired face holding a coffee cup.

As soon as he entered the living room, he shouted: "Is there anything to eat? I'm starving! And... Pooh, are you free this afternoon?"

"Gwen and I made an appointment to go shopping together in the afternoon."

Pooh answered by biting into a simple sandwich Steve handed over.

Tony also took a bite of the sandwich that was also stuffed by Steve and said, "Hey, did you add cucumbers? It tastes good."

While boasting and eating, he said, "Afternoon? OK, then come to my lab in the afternoon."

"What? I told you, Gwen and I already have an appointment!" Pooh shouted in disbelief.

"Oh, then you can call her and say that your father has something to do with you." Tony replied indifferently.

"Hey, you can't do this, Tony," Pooh said unhappy.

"Why can't I do this?" Tony said unreasonable words in a surprised tone, but his facial expression always gave people the feeling that he was the most wronged.

"I've already made an appointment in advance. Do you know what it means in advance? It means that things must be done on a first-come, first-served basis."

Pooh explained patiently.

"Okay, then I will apply to join the team."

Tony said bluntly.

"You can't jump in line!" Pooh said righteously.

However, Tony blinked his big eyes, thought for a while, and asked tentatively: "...Is the money not paid?"

The Avengers who watched the conversation between the two fathers and sons suddenly burst into laughter.

Even Pooh himself was so teased that he almost laughed.

Although I have a direct conversation with Tony, I always feel like I am going to be mad at him from time to time.

But if every time you stand by and just watch him get mad at others, you will feel inexplicably funny.

"Anyway, Gwen and I already have an appointment."

Pooh repeated this sentence with a determined expression.

"Listen, Myson," Tony called out to him suddenly.

He stared at Pooh, and analyzed calmly: "Look, there are seven days in a week, and there are 24 hours in a day, and you need to sleep for at least six or seven hours; occasionally you and your lover Harry get tired of having sex, Lazy on the bed, it will take another one or two hours; eating, washing, and doing various chores will also occupy you for three or four hours; the rest of the time, you will allocate part of it to Steve for fighting lessons; Part of it is given to Bruce Banner to take remedial lessons in physics and chemistry; and some knowledge points that may be tested in some school exams; after that, you will discuss cosmetics with Natasha; Bathing, feeding and playing..."

When he said this, he paused, as if he was adjusting his mood.

After about ten seconds or so, he continued in a low tone: "So, Pooh. You allocated your time to lovers, friends, elders you like, and... and a dog. But among them, unfortunately, There is no your old father in it. In fact, it is true. Your remaining time, plus plus minus minus, can spare one or two hours a day for your poor father and me. It is not easy. .”

"..." Pooh stared at him dumbfounded: "Is...is that so?"

"What do you think?" Tony asked sarcastically.

"I...I'm sorry, Dad." Pooh couldn't help but say apologetically.

However, Tony interrupted him: "There is nothing to apologize for. Children grow up like this. It's like a kitten leaving the nest. It only knows how to fly forward, but doesn't know how to look back. You just There's nothing wrong with letting me feel what it's like to be an 'empty nester' in advance."

Empty nesters?Are there any empty nesters like this?

Hawkeye and Black Widow looked at each other desperately suppressing a smile, and they communicated with each other with their eyes:

'He ate a big box of pizza by himself yesterday. '

'Look at that little belly, are there any empty-nesters who can eat so much?If it is Santa Claus, I can still believe it a little bit. '

But Pooh was almost ashamed to death by what he said.

'My God, did I do this to my father?It really shouldn't be. '

While silently condemning himself in his heart, he quickly said: "I got it, I got it, Tony! I'm going to change the time with Gwen, I promise, I will definitely go to your office this afternoon, and then, wait a minute Make an appointment with Gwen again."

Tony nodded happily and continued to eat his sandwich.

While drinking coffee, he said triumphantly: "The most correct choice."

Before that, everyone obviously had finished their lunch, but stayed in the living room.

So, they successfully watched the 'showdown' between father and son.

In the meantime, they were shocked to discover...

Pooh, who has been stunned by the fool, probably has forgotten it. In many cases, it's not that he doesn't accompany him, but his so-called 'empty-nester' father, who disappears mysteriously every time he starts researching, and doesn't remember at all. With this son, he could disappear for three or four days in a row.

But yesterday he was shrewdly playing tricks on others, but today he was scolded by his father to the point of being speechless.

It can only be said that it is really 'all things are born, one thing descends one thing'.

In particular, when Pooh came to Tony's laboratory in the afternoon, he was very surprised to find that the father who pretended to be pitiful and called himself an "empty nester" called him here just because he didn't like taking pictures with the mechanical arm. When you take a cool photo of yourself for future souvenirs...

"Fudge your own son, won't your heart ache, Tony?"

Pooh, who was holding the camera, asked with a look of grief and indignation.

Wearing the latest steel armor and posing in a stunning pose, Tony slowly turned around, showing Pooh the reactor on his chest that was shining with a mysterious blue light.

He faced the camera lens and continued to put on a grim expression.

At the same time, he said in an extremely deep tone: "Myson, my heart doesn't hurt, it just shines!"