Everyday life at Midtown High School

Natasha sat in the back of the car with Pooh.

They got together and were studying how to make themselves into another person.

This is to avoid horror news similar to "The Avengers member Black Widow, after having an affair with all the Avengers, extended her claws to the next generation" in the New York Morning News the next day.

Although Natasha doesn't care, recently Nick Fury clearly feels that the Avengers should pay more attention to their appearance and less trouble for him.

In fact, as the only female superhero, Natasha has suffered far more rumors than those men.

Fortunately, this red-haired female agent has always been tough enough and powerful enough to shield her from all malicious damage.

Of course, but if it can be avoided, she will not self-abuse herself to do so.

Now, she is holding a brush of mascara, facing the palm-sized makeup mirror, and brushing her eyelashes one by one. During this process, the car they are riding in is still driving at a constant speed.

For this reason, Hawkeye had to drive with fear and caution, for fear of a bump, she would poke the mascara brush into her eyes, and then rush up in a rage, beating up the innocent driver unreasonably.

Pooh watched her makeup with interest from start to finish.

Few men are interested in this, and they usually can't tell the difference between a woman wearing makeup and not wearing makeup.

But Pooh won't. When he sees the more important places, he will take the initiative to help her draw a kind of eyeliner. When she chooses the color of eye shadow, he also gives quite a lot of useful advice.

His hands are very dexterous, and his aesthetics are also good. With a little movement of his hands, he quickly produced the effect that Natasha liked.

From this point of view alone, the red-haired female agent felt that the decision to take Pooh out was really correct.

If it was only his old partner Hawkeye, he would not be so likable at all.Except for the obvious flattering words like "Xiaona, you are beautiful no matter what you look like", she can't give any practical and useful advice at all.

Then, she helped Pooh, and gave him some simple grooming to avoid being recognized.

In this regard, he doesn't need to be as exaggerated as Natasha for the time being.

Although recently his name, thanks to his high-profile father, has frequently appeared in various news topics.

However, due to Tony Stark's obstruction, some real close-range high-definition videos or photos of him have not been fully revealed, and people have only vaguely seen some distant silhouettes of him.

If it must be clear, the video shot was the clearest only when it was splashed with water.

But because Pooh was too scared at the time, his facial expressions were inevitably out of shape, and after being photographed on the video, it seemed even more unreal.

So, when he specifically changed his dressing style, and then used hairspray to grab a new hairstyle, and finally, let Natasha draw a few strokes on his face, and made some minor adjustments to his facial features, although he still couldn't hide the fact that he was really familiar with him. relatives and friends, but just fooling strangers is really enough.

As for Hawkeye.

He is even simpler, with almost no camouflage except for sunglasses.

"Does anyone still remember that among the Avengers, there was a person named Hawkeye?" He met Pooh's curious eyes and laughed at himself quite freely, but his brows were indifferent, obviously not taking this matter to heart.

But Pooh subconsciously froze for a moment.

Moreover, he couldn't help showing a little uncomfortable expression, and at the same time, he was a little bit trying to help Hawkeye.

As the only two ordinary people among the Avengers, they couldn't compare to Natasha's beauty and fierceness. As a sniper, Hawkeye, who always shoots arrows in a low-key and silent manner, is indeed always ignored by people.

But that really doesn't mean he's unimportant.

He is also an indispensable part of the Avengers, providing support for everyone's battles as much as possible, and occasionally acting as a buffer to reconcile everyone's conflicts. As an ordinary person, he pays more.

Pooh doesn't know much about fighting, but because he took care of the dog named Xiaojian together, he can feel the tenderness in the archer's heart.

Therefore, he didn't want to see Hawkeye utter self-deprecating self-deprecating words so skillfully.

He always seemed arrogant and indifferent to strangers, but in a way, Hawkeye, who had always been sensitive emotionally, immediately noticed the inexplicable guilt on Pooh's face.

He couldn't help feeling warm in his heart, his expression softened, and he couldn't help grinning and said: "Hey, this has nothing to do with you, don't worry about me."

"I really don't want to be watched all the time like your father Tony."

He rarely explained: "As an agent, hiding in the dark is more lethal than standing in the open. As a sniper, when I am not noticed, I am most powerful and effective. Everyone knows You just saw it, when performing tasks, you have to smear on your face, at least three layers..."

"Hey, what do you think of my makeup?"

Natasha said immediately.

Hawkeye regretted his slip of the tongue.

He raised his hands in a gesture of surrender.

The black widow raised her chin, with a proud expression of 'I'll settle the score with you next time'.

Then, the two partners who had always cooperated tacitly looked at each other and smiled.

Seeing this, Pooh also relaxed.

So he stopped thinking about it, and curiously asked Natasha about the bar.

"I heard that there is an age limit, and you have to check your ID card when you go in?"

"It's okay, sweetheart! I'll take you in, not everyone has to check."

"Great, can I have a drink then?"

"Only a small glass, if the alcohol content is not high, it's fine."

"Is there blaring rock and roll and a striptease show? I hope it's a guy."

"Striptease? Men?"

"Yes, the kind of strong, well-proportioned stripper, stripping while dancing, and pole dancing..."

"...Uh, who did you hear all this from?"

"That's how it's played on TV."

"Good boy, don't watch TV, have you finished your homework today?"

Hawkeye couldn't help it, and let out a burst of laughter.

Natasha patted Pooh on the head speechlessly.

Throughout the whole process, both of them were relaxed, and they didn't look like they were going to perform a task at all.

At least, Pooh was completely kept in the dark, unaware.

However, it doesn't matter.

As said before, this is an easy little task.

To put it simply, the new smartphone product launch conference of the Octa Group seems to be menacing.

But if they really want to gain a foothold in New York, it is very important to get the recognition and support of some established companies and groups.

So, that means, if they really want an invitation.

Whether you are looking for Tony Stark or Harry Osborn, you can easily ask for a few pictures.

Self-reliance in a big circle is really just for fun.

It's rare to come across such a simple thing, which can just be taken out to relax the brain and activate the spirit with everyone.

Therefore, as soon as they entered the bar, they turned on the miniature video camera according to the original plan, and came to a live broadcast event for their colleagues for entertainment.

A group of agents on the Aegis mothership were biting popcorn and drinking beer.

After the image suddenly appeared on the big screen, they all raised their heads excitedly, and smiled together to watch it.

However, what disappoints Pooh is that this is a relatively elegant bar with a well-decorated style. There is no loud heavy metal music in the room, but a very soothing piano music. There are not too many people. Relatively dark.

So, there's no such thing as a strong stripper.

Seeing this, Pooh was a little disappointed: "This kind of bar is not interesting!"

Natasha patted his head amusedly: "Honey, you should have guessed it a long time ago. If I really took you to some messy place, your father would have blown it up."

Hawkeye also smiled without saying a word, but his eyes hidden behind the sunglasses swept across the audience sharply.

Then, he gently touched Natasha's arm with his elbow, silently reminding her that the target person had appeared.

Natasha looked up with a knowing smile, but she remained calm, maintaining a nonchalant look.

But while turning around and turning her head inadvertently, she has quickly completed the steps of re-identifying the target person and avoiding mistakes.

This time, there are two goals.

And these two goals are very likely, and they have already received the invitation letter from Octa Enterprise.

One is a well-known blogger with a large number of fans on the Internet, and his style is fashionable and novel.

Before that, he had secretly cooperated with the Octa Group a few times, and indirectly wrote a few soft articles, all of which were to help the Octa Company to promote some new products, so, in his hands, it is very likely that have an invitation letter;

The second goal is a well-known professor who has made great achievements in the field of mobile phone smart chips and has a great reputation in the circle.

It is very likely that he will be invited by the Octa Group as a new product evaluation expert. If it is confirmed, he should have received an invitation letter early.

"Ten bucks bet."

Natasha sat gracefully at the bar, sipped a glass of wine, pointed casually and said, "I can get the man over there to buy me a drink."

Eagle-eyed Clint was acutely aware that the man she was referring to was one of their targets tonight, the well-known blogger.

Pooh didn't know this.

But after the imaginary 'strip show' was gone, he was bored, and immediately found this thing very interesting.

So, he looked at Clint first, then at Natasha, and couldn't help but join in the fun and said, "Then I'll bet ten yuan that Natasha can do it."

Hawkeye didn't doubt his partner's ability at all.

But at this moment, in order to keep the game going, he had no choice but to laugh hoarsely: "It seems that you didn't give me any other choice. Then, I can only choose you if you can't do it, so let's bet ten yuan too. "

Natasha then laughed.

She lit a lady's cigarette, and the cigarette between her fingers made her look extremely sexy and charming. Then, she stood up, walked over gracefully, put a hand on the man's shoulder lightly, and turned slightly head, talk to it.

Not even 5 minutes.

The man called the bartender and ordered a drink for Natasha.

Hawkeye calmly took out ten yuan from his wallet and handed it to Pooh: "I actually knew it would be like this."

Aboard the Aegis Mothership,

"Looks like it's just the most common seduction!"

An agent of the logistics department rubbed his chin and said, "But in this respect, Black Widow is definitely an expert. You all should study hard. Look at her smile and some small movements, which will neither arouse people's vigilance nor Defensive, yet full of sensuality and feminine allure."

"I really envy that man."

A male field agent smiled and asked everyone: "You say, when she comes back, I will buy her a drink too, how about it?"

"You can try, but be careful not to be seen by the Hulk." An agent in charge of intelligence kindly reminded.

"Hulk? You're kidding me, isn't it Eagle Boy?" Another person couldn't help being surprised and said.

"Oh my God, don't you all know that Eagle Boy belongs to Chief Coulson?"

"Fuck! When did this happen? I said I couldn't go on a business trip to the Middle East. When I came back, I didn't know anything. I was just a fool."

"Mr. Coulson? So, this pair is already BE?"

"Fortunately, Iron Man and the US team are walking on the road of HE recently..."

"Shut up! Did I ask you to come here to discuss gossip?" A significantly higher-level agent reprimanded.

He said earnestly: "Look carefully, pay attention to study! Knocking on the blackboard, although it is just a simple beauty trick, there are many avenues, you must learn to focus on the key points! For example, the curvature of the smile, how to let people relax their vigilance the fastest, some conversations Skills, how to get the other party's information as quickly as possible without revealing yourself... The teacher has already shown you the steps to solve the problem, and you still haven't learned it well!"

"Yes!"

Everyone nodded, humbly taught, and focused on the big screen.

"The black widow's legs are so beautiful. I don't know if she was ecstasy when strangled by her thighs."

"The boobs are so big, I want to touch them."

"You, a woman, say such things, do you still have face?"

"What's wrong with the woman, at least I still have a chance, you don't! Besides, no matter how shameless I am, I'm better than a coward like you who only dares to think but dares not to do!"

"Hey, don't make noise."

"Tell me, is there any man in this world who can reject her?"

The room was quiet for a second, and everyone said: "Definitely not."; "No!"; "Absolutely not."

Natasha held the wine with a smile and returned victorious.

Pooh looked at her with bright eyes: "Are you still playing?"

"of course."

Natasha pointed her finger again casually: "This time, change to this? I'll bet on myself as usual, and I'll bet on ten yuan."

Hawkeye glanced over, and it turned out to be the second task target, the authoritative professor in the industry.

Pooh also looked in the direction she pointed.

However, this time, he suddenly turned his head and said to Hawkeye pretending to be kind: "This time I will give you a chance to make money, let you choose first."

Hawkeye was startled, and looked at him suspiciously.

Then, he said calmly, "Don't regret it, then I'll bet 20 yuan that Natasha can do it."

Pooh nodded with a smile: "No problem, I'll bet 20 yuan that she can't do it."

what?

Natasha glanced at him subconsciously. Although she was not so easily provoked to be unconvinced, she was told that she couldn't do it...

What a novel experience!

She involuntarily raised some fighting spirit.

But after 10 minutes, she actually returned home without a feather.

That professor, who seems to be a bit of an old-fashioned gentleman, is very annoying.

There was also an uproar on the Aegis mothership:

"impossible!"

"Is that man blind?"

"Otherwise it's impotence and premature ejaculation!"

"I said...have you forgotten that we are here today to visit and study?"

The agent of the logistics department reminded again helplessly.

"There is nothing to learn from this! That stupid man, if you can't do it, I'll do it!"

Everyone shouted angrily.

The agent of the logistics department knocked on the blackboard again... no, the screen, and said earnestly: "The reason for the failure, fools! Why can't the black widow deal with that man? Don't you all use your brains? This is the importance of logistics , at this time it is fully reflected, intelligence asymmetry!"

Everyone looked at him blankly, with no interest at all.

"It was actually won by you."

In the bar, Natasha said thoughtfully.

Hawkeye was puzzled: "Damn it, Xiaona! There are times when you can't figure it out."

"Don't talk nonsense, take out the money, take out the money! Don't try to get away with it." Pooh urged with a smile: "Clint is 20 yuan, Natasha is [-] yuan!"

Hawkeye rolled his eyes and had no choice but to continue to pay; Natasha simply threw away the ten yuan she had just won.

"Okay!"

Pooh, who has completely become a big winner, stands up.

He adjusted his collar freely, slapped all the money he won on the bar (although it was not much), and said triumphantly: "Finally, it's the turn of the real experts!"

Black Widow & Hawkeye raised their eyebrows together: Experts?for real?

Pooh leaned down slightly, looked at the two people with big brown eyes, and said confidently: "For 40 yuan, he will definitely buy me a drink, do you dare to bet?"

Hawkeye & Black Widow are expressionless: What?

The S.H.I.E.L.D. agents who finally noticed Pooh's existence: Fuck, who is this awesome kid?The tone is so big! ? ?