Everyday life at Midtown High School

——You have stolen my secret love, and now you want to get your hands on my first love!Is there any father like you?

Seeing Pooh's sad and slightly jealous expression, Tony stepped forward silently, raised his hand and patted him on the shoulder, but was waved away heavily: "Don't touch me!"

"I didn't want to touch you."

Tony shrugged and replied nonchalantly, "I just want to remind you to take a look behind you."

Pooh was taken aback.

Slowly, slowly, he turned his head and saw...

Angry Harry! ? ?

"Secret love?"

"I... I can explain it!"

"First love?"

"I... I can explain it too!"

"Do you still remember it now?"

"No! I've forgotten all about it!"

"I thought……"

Harry repeated angrily: "I thought that even if you didn't love me that much, you at least liked me, but until now, you still miss Captain America!! Then what am I, a spare tire?"

"I don't think about it, I just think about it, think about it! Of course you are my lover."

"Yeah, you really want to do something, otherwise you wouldn't be masturbating to the Captain America poster at my house (Tony: What? What? I seem to have something wrong with my ears), but unfortunately Captain America didn't I’ll give you this chance! There’s also a lover, ha, I’m your ghostly lover with worrying hairline, serious crow’s feet, and pale face!”

"Hey, you are so careful to turn over old scores! (Tony: Can someone please explain to me what masturbation is?) When I apologized last time, you clearly lied to me and said that as long as I help you once, you will do it again." Don't even think about it (Tony: ... well, young man!)!"

"You still have the face to mention! Who is the bastard who is half tired! (Tony: ...)?"

"It's my fault too!! Obviously you took the medicine in advance, but it didn't end for so long (Tony: ...)!"

"I'm off my meds!! How many times have I told you I'm off my meds!"

"Impossible, you just ate it, otherwise why did it take so long!"

"I'm strong, can't I?!"

"Are you stronger after taking the medicine?"

"I said it all, I didn't eat it! I didn't eat it!"

"You just ate it, don't try to deny it!"

"It's fun to slander me?"

"Why don't you just admit the truth?"

"The fact is that I didn't eat it!"

…………

Tony, who was still watching the show, was completely... indifferent. JPG.

Although I know that this young couple has always been sweet, but they don't forget to hand out dog food when they quarrel, which is also annoying.

"You two are so disgusting!!"

Finally, he couldn't help but chase people with disgust on his face and said: "Please go out and quarrel! Get out! Get out! Be considerate of an old father's heart! I really have no interest in my son's bed affairs."

Then, they actually went out to fight.

Due to an accidental fire in the backyard, Pooh no longer cared about pursuing his father's sensual love.

While they were running away, they dug up the history of each other.

Tony put his hands on his chest, feeling extremely tired from listening.

When I heard that Harry couldn't find a toilet when he was a child, and accidentally peed his pants, he had to pull it out of the depths of his memory to ridicule...

Tony couldn't help but sighed in his heart: "Damn it, looking for a lover and someone who knows everything is simply masochistic!"

It is indeed masochistic!

In the past, Harry didn't care about Pooh's fascination with Captain America, because in his opinion, Captain America is similar to Ultraman Superman and other virtual idols that don't exist in real life. They don't need to interfere and can indirectly show themselves As a lover's demeanor, he was allowed to buy a bunch of Captain America's peripherals, and even offered to send similar gifts a few times.

But now, when he lived in the Avengers Building and felt the real existence of the US team, he immediately began to think seriously, determined to throw out all those Pooh's that were piled up around the bedroom...

And at this time, precisely because he knew this good friend who grew up with him so well, no matter how Pooh hid it, he could find it out, and then throw it away mercilessly!

Steve stood in the corridor with an extremely embarrassed expression.

The young lovers in the room were arguing and throwing things outside, and all the things they threw were: US team posters, US team shield bags, US team body pillows, US team soldiers, US team plush toys, and US team shield charging Utensils, US team cards, US team band-aids, US team cups, US team pillow covers, quilt covers, bed sheets...

During this period,

Pooh kept yelling inside: "No, this... This is definitely not good, it's a limited edition, and I queued up all night when I bought it! That's not good either, that's out of print...Harry, I fight with you Already!"

"Fuckyou!! Pooh, let go, I warn you again, only two people can lie on the bed, that is, you! And! Me!"

"But that's not a person, it's just a body pillow! No—!! Let go of that sheet... Please, this is my favorite!"

"Shut up, damn it! I don't even know if it was because of me or this bed sheet when I was with you, or when you e-mailed me!"

"How can you not have confidence in yourself! Be strong, dear! That's not real, you should still excite me more than sheets!"

Harry was almost pissed off: "Thank you, I'm better than sheets!"

"Better than a quilt cover... oh, and a pillowcase," Pooh added.

They came out one after another, and the Avengers standing in the corridor watching the excitement were really laughing like crazy.

Why are these two kids so funny? ! !

"Do you feel honored?"

Natasha asked Steve jokingly with a smile.

"What did you say? Why should I feel honored?"

Steve skillfully put on an irrelevant look of middle-aged and elderly passers-by, with a confused expression on his face: "I really don't understand young people today."

Then, he suddenly turned his head in surprise, looked at Hawkeye and asked, "Clint, what are you doing?"

Hawkeye Clint bent down and continued to pick up the thrown out items of Captain America, while replying in a low voice: "Since it was thrown away, I plan to take it back and burn it to Chief Coulson. There are so many limited editions. And out of print, he might jump for joy."

Steve was taken aback, and couldn't help but fell silent.

Natasha showed a weird look, hesitated a little, but still didn't say anything.

Anyway, they had a quarrel.

Pooh felt sorry for his surroundings, and when he tried to secretly pick up a few back while Harry was not paying attention, he found that the corridor was empty.

Because he didn't know Hawkeye's industrious "recycling" behavior, he thought it was Tony's cleaning robot that was taken away.

And Tony's cleaning robot is very dedicated, destroying garbage regularly every day to keep the building clean and tidy.

Counting the time, Pooh is completely desperate!

That night, his soul was out of his body, his expression was blank with grief, and he kept complaining in his heart: "Leading wolves into the house! Leading wolves into the house! I should really have listened to my father and let Harry sleep in the underground garage! What should I do?" Why is it so troublesome, you have to divide half of the room for him, Dad is right, Rolls-Royce can sleep, what can't he do?!"

Tony: Huh, think of me now?late!

But Harry's insane behavior didn't stop.

The next day, he got up early and went out.

But when Pooh was about to cry and complain about his grievances with Tony, he came back again.

Immediately afterwards, people began to deliver express delivery one after another!

The leaflets, quilt covers, pillowcases, cups, and pillows with President Osborne's portrait printed on them were delivered urgently just after they were freshly baked.

Harry simply sat on the first floor of the Avengers Building, earnestly receiving deliveries all morning.

At noon, he interpreted the phrase "dove occupying magpie's nest" to the fullest.

The red, blue and white bedroom is instantly painted green!

At that time, Pooh was in a daze.

At this point, Tony was finally not satisfied either.

He no longer just watched his son's excitement, and decided to get involved.

An oversized Iron Man poster was pasted on the bedroom ceiling.

In the poster, he has a stern face, wearing armor and showing his weapon, as if he is shouting murderously: Surrender without killing!

Well, he successfully helped his son get revenge on Harry.

Young Master Osborn was extremely broken, because if he was lying on the bed doing some unspeakable things, who would want to see his "father-in-law" when he looked up!

Pooh didn't want to set foot in his bedroom again.

His beautiful red, blue and white house has become red and green (Tony's red and Harry's green), not to mention the hot eyes, there are Harry's head and body photos everywhere...

"I probably don't love him anymore!"

He couldn't help but muttered to himself: "Otherwise, why do I want to go up and kick him hard when I see his smiling face now?"