Everyday life at Midtown High School

For this inexplicably appearing son.

Tony was fine with it most of the time.

But there is only one thing, he has never been able to get used to it.

That is, Pooh likes all kinds of intimate contact too much, and from time to time he will pounce on him, hug him, hug his waist and hook his shoulders.

At first, he firmly rejected this nasty behavior.

But later, he asked Jarvis to check the information in private.

After searching and collecting information, Jarvis told him a possibility: "Sir, this may be a manifestation of skin hunger."

"Skin hunger?" Tony was surprised.

"To put it simply, in the process of growing up in childhood, due to various reasons, there was a lack of certain touch and comfort, and psychologically, I was not satisfied with love. Therefore, as I grew older, this desire doubled. "

Jarvis carefully summarized the explanation, and after listing a theoretical data to support it, he continued: "There is a sentence on the Internet that can simply describe this symptom. Sir, do you want to listen?"

"Of course, tell me quickly."

Tony complained impatiently: "You are an AI, why are you just like a human, have you learned how to play tricks?"

"Thank you for the compliment, sir." Jarvis was very happy about Tony's complaints,

After all, for an AI, being able to act like a human is a compliment.

Then.He used the big screen to release a photo of Pooh with his arms outstretched, and marked it in bold and colorful font beside it: "I'm happy, I want to hug."

Jarvis also solemnly gave sincere advice like an expert: "If he wants to hug, sir, you should take the initiative to give him a hug."

Tony went crazy: "What? What? Are you kidding me? I still want to take the initiative?"

"Yes, sir." Jarvis said.

"I can't do that," Tony murmured.

As an AI, it was difficult for Jarvis to continue chatting with Tony.

So, he remained silent and did not speak again.

And Tony is obviously just talking to himself, and doesn't need any outside advice.

However, since that time, although he didn't take the initiative to do anything, he did not refuse Pooh's intimacy again.That's why the intimate photo was taken this time, and this kind of fake news was reported...

For this kind of report, Pooh didn't care at all.

"So what if someone misunderstood it? It has nothing to do with me?"

He was very open about this, and was not affected by those nonsense news at all.

Moreover, he said to Tony in a very reasonable manner: "You can solve it however you want, whether to disclose the relationship between our father and son, or to lie and continue to hide it. No matter which one, I can understand and support it. , and willing to cooperate, Tony."

Then, as always, he happily ran to play games with Harry!

Under such circumstances, all he thought was that he could sit with Harry and play games freely without going to class...

Tony felt the deep generation gap between adults and minors.

"...The situation in the photo is very, very rare. As we all know, Iron Man Tony Stark hates physical contact with people."

On TV, a talk show host talked about Tony’s weird habits: “It is said that in order to avoid direct contact, even when the company staff wanted to hand him documents, they would put them aside first, and then let him Pick it up yourself instead of reaching out and taking documents that are being handed to you.”

"Then why is he so affectionate with the boy in the photo?" Another host asked in a tacit understanding.

The first host immediately smiled and replied mysteriously: "Probably... this is true love!"

Hawkeye and Black Widow were on the sofa, laughing together at this sentence.

Even Dr. Banner couldn't help but look back at Tony.

"Father's love is also true love, thank you."

Tony calmly walks past them, grabs a beer from the fridge, and says simply.

",Everyone……"

Steve raised his head suddenly, and said loudly with a serious attitude: "Everyone, don't just watch the excitement, we are the Avengers, we are a complete group!"

Everyone in the Avengers, including Tony, looked up at him suspiciously.

Especially Tony, he frowned, looking extremely impatient, but still suppressed his temper and looked at the captain.

"Tony is in a bit of trouble right now."

Steve said impassionedly, in the tone of Captain America when he sold the national debt: "We are his friends, and we have to help him."

"Uh... Steve's right. This thing..."

Dr. Banner pushed his glasses with a good temper and replied: "Let's discuss it together, and then come up with a solution together?"

"Yeah. Okay, I'm fine with that."

The black widow Natasha coughed, and rarely said gently: "Yes, Tony, don't pay attention to those gossip tabloids and unscrupulous media outside, you still have us."

"The question is, what solution do you think of?"

Hawkeye, who occasionally speaks quite sharply, immediately expressed his opinion.

In the room, there was a moment of silence.

After a while, Natasha suddenly said, "Uh...sorry, I seem to have to go back to the bureau today, and Hill said he wanted to find me."

She stood up and said with an embarrassed expression: "Sorry, I have to leave first."

Hawkeye also stood up right after him, and said nonsense, "I have something to do, too."

Dr. Banner looked at the two of them, then at Tony and Steve, and asked with an embarrassed expression: "But... didn't we just say... er, didn't we mean to help?"

"Yes, after we go back, we will also consider how to help." Natasha turned her head and said to Hawkeye.

"Yes, I will remember." Hawkeye agreed and stood up.

Dr. Banner looked around.

In the end, he also gave up and said, "Then I'll finish an experiment first, and then continue the chat?"

"You... how many of you..."

Facing the backs of the three standing up and planning to leave together, Steve was completely speechless: "But the matter hasn't been resolved yet!"

"Yes, we'll think about it when we get back," Natasha said.

"We'll let you know when we think of a solution," Hawkeye Clint said.

"...Me too, Captain."

The doctor said with a good temper: "Uh, go back and find a way."

Immediately afterwards, the speed of people going to the empty building... was very fast.

Steve stared at this scene dumbfounded, and before the whole person could react, they all left.

In the end, Tony, the person involved, looked at the party hall that was soon empty, and shrugged involuntarily.

He raised his head indifferently, and said to Steve, the only honest man, "A bunch of scumbags, I've expected this result a long time ago, Captain."

Steve was still a little dazed.

You know, the teammates at the front foot enthusiastically expressed that they wanted to help, but after three seconds, they all found their own reasons and left... Is this normal behavior?

For people in the 21st century, the routine is a bit deep!

A veteran of World War II who retired from the army, said that his thinking is a little bit behind.

Tony, who was sulking because of these things, was amused by his bewildered expression.

When everyone was making half-truths and half-fake jokes, or none of the truth was purely for fun, this handsome man, who was serious and told every truth, was really pure to the extreme, and it was also extremely fun.

"Anyway."

Tony used a tone that sounded very frivolous, seemingly casual, but actually contained sincerity and euphemism: "You can have the thought to help me, Captain, thank you."

"You're welcome, no help," Steve said without any pretense.

In fact, he is still a little unclear about the situation, and his whole body is in a state of bewilderment.

While Tony was bothered, he couldn't help smiling.

But he didn't intend to tell the captain with bad intentions. The reason why the shrewd Natasha and the others acted so indifferent is that she knew that Stark Enterprises had a professional public relations team; As long as the news of the father-son relationship is announced, it will immediately become worthless; thirdly, they believe in Stark's strength, and knowing such small news may make him angry and irritable, but it will not really hurt him. to him.

So, Steve was obviously too worried.

Of course, his kindness is very precious.

While the kind Steve was still worrying about this matter, Tony raised his head slightly and couldn't help but glance over.

Captain America's tall and strong body, and his always upright and calm temperament, as long as he stands by his side, he will involuntarily raise a strong sense of security.

They happened to be looking at each other.

Those blue and pure eyes fascinated even Tony.

"Don't worry, captain, I can handle it."

He couldn't help but comforted him in turn.

Steve was taken aback for a moment, then couldn't help but smile back.

He said firmly, "Actually, I never doubted Iron Man's ability, Tony."

On the other hand, compared to a bunch of bad teammates, Miss Pepper Potts is as reliable as ever.

In the afternoon, she stepped on high heels and appeared in the Avengers Building in high spirits.

Then, she directly threw two folders to Tony, and said succinctly: "Two solutions. One is an implementation plan to disclose Pooh's true identity; the other is a solution to not disclose Pooh's identity. Choose one, you After the selection, there will be a professional public relations team to deal with these matters."

"It's not a multiple-choice question at all."

Tony replied directly without even looking at it: "Am I the kind of person who won't recognize his son because of scruples?"

Pep, who had been his assistant for many years, immediately put away another plan tacitly, and introduced the first plan intently.

Among them, things that need to be done include holding a press conference and officially announcing Pooh's identity.

"Pep, look at the arrangements, I trust you."

Tony simply ordered: "In addition, let the legal team also get active. I hope they can find a way to cancel and delete all the news about Pooh that is currently appearing on the market in the shortest possible time...In short, disappear That’s fine. Pooh is underage, he doesn’t need such a high degree of attention, this must be done. I spend a lot of money every year to support them, not to let them sit idle, now, the opportunity to repay the boss has come.”

On the other end, Pooh no longer played games, and was struggling to help Harry pack his clothes.

In the closet, he patiently hung his clothes and Harry's clothes neatly together, and suggested: "Your pajamas are too serious, do you consider changing to a couple style like mine?"

"Okay, I'll wear it if you buy it." Harry replied very indifferently.

He stood by and watched, without reaching out at all, and couldn't help much.

From a certain point of view, Harry, who has had to let the footman help to dry his hair for many years even after washing his hair, is mentally handicapped in terms of life.

Before he cleaned it up, his behavior of stuffing his shirts and putting dirty clothes in a mess has almost irritated Pooh, who has always been a little bit fastidious.

Therefore, sometimes living together is simply the best way to destroy a person's image.

Only when we live together can we find out what a sloppy guy looks like at home.

Fortunately, the experience of growing up together made Pooh completely disillusioned with Harry's image of a male god.

Today, there is no expectation and no disappointment.

Unknowingly, the two of them entered the tacit understanding stage of old husband and old husband ahead of schedule.