Everyday life at Midtown High School

After witnessing that mysterious Mr. Stark's extremely casual and unimaginable behavior, Pooh was once in a state of confusion.

But when he casually searched on youtube, he was instantly relieved.

This Mr. Stark has so many gossips that he can't count, and he has done all kinds of absurd things.

It is similar to buying collectibles at a high price, and donating them all for free to the Boy Scouts of America before they appreciate in value; dancing disco in steel armor, bombarding watermelons with the palm of your hand...

After reading these, Pooh felt that his soul had been baptized (shocked).

For the first time, he realized what a (not) normal rich kid Harry was!Don't procrastinate, don't commit suicide, don't pick up girls, don't be cynical, and don't let loose!Although he is a bit reserved and indifferent towards others, and occasionally loses his temper, he is friendly and kind most of the time.

As for that Mr. Stark, Pooh has figured it out thoroughly.

That's when rich people occasionally show off their wealth, or just want to have some fun to pass the boring time. I really don't have to take it too seriously.When he was done going mad, they would become two parallel lines that no longer intersected, each unrelated.

Unfortunately, things are often not as good as imagined.

This is not the end, but a beginning.

After school that day, Pooh went to work in the bakery as usual.

As a result, the fat boss Jacob solemnly told him that the bakery had a new boss-Tony Stark.

"Mr. Stark suggested that I build the bakery into a national chain, and he enthusiastically sponsored me a large investment!"

Jacob's boss said happily: "He is so kind. I always felt that I was not capable enough, but he expressed his trust in me and supported me to do a big job!"

National chain?How much does that cost?

Pooh was in a daze.

Unexpectedly, after a few days of absence, kowalski bakery became kowalski&stark bakery, referred to as k&s bakery.

Are all rich people this crazy?

Queenie, the proprietress, had a mysterious smile on her beautiful face, as if she had insight into everything, and hinted to Pooh with great interest: "Actually, you can really get closer to him, and he will like you very much."

"He-would-like-me?" Pooh asked word by word, with an indescribable expression.

When school was about to leave on Thursday, he received another invitation from Tony Stark. This time, it was not some invisible donuts, but a bar! !

...I don't think I'm old enough to drink in public, am I? ? ?

"I... I'm a little hesitant, should I go over..."

Because of Tony's various behaviors, Pooh had to snap his fingers seriously in the classroom, and confided to Harry: "Although he is not my type, he is rich, good-looking, and a superhero. Character...Although there are minor flaws, and occasionally too high-profile, but the big scene has always stood firm and unwavering. Even Steve, who is so upright, has praised him, and he can be called a warrior. Therefore, If he really pursues me so hard..."

He paused, put his chin on his hands, tilted his head slightly, and jokingly asked, "Say, should I just give in?"

yield? ! !

Harry was about to burst into flames!

Tony Stark, you are shameless, it's really outrageous to hook up with minors at such an old age!

And Vinevich, are you speaking human language?It is so simple to plan to succumb to the evil forces!

Where is the face?Throw your face down the drain and wash it away?

"Stop dreaming!"

The more he thought about it, the angrier he became, Harry slapped the table, stood up and looked down at Pooh, and said angrily: "You think he really wants to chase you, it's just for fun, think about it carefully, you forget that he is in those newspapers and magazines." Is he famous in the world? A well-known playboy who is well-known in the United States! He has experienced many battles... To say the least, it is definitely more than that! Thousands of people have been killed, ten thousand people have been killed!!"

"Ten thousand people!" Pooh looked up, admiringly: "My God, isn't that very experienced?"

Harry was about to fume: "What do you mean? Still going to try, if it's ten thousand and one?"

"I can't find a boyfriend anyway."

Pooh was frustrated, so he just started talking nonsense: "If you can't find a suitable one, just find someone with rich experience, maybe you can learn a few tricks and use them later!"

"Where's your face?"

"When you're in a relationship, who cares about face? I didn't mean you...Harry, you're single until now because you're too proud! There are a few girls who are willing to coax you every day! That's me..."

With a 'bang', Harry finally couldn't bear it anymore and grabbed Pooh by the collar, pressed him against the wall, pried his lips away, and gave him a kiss almost roughly.

"Now, you have a boyfriend." Between lips and teeth, he said crisply but firmly.

... It's not that I don't understand, it's that the world is changing fast!

Pooh was dumbfounded by the kiss this time.

When he regained his senses, he pushed Harry away abruptly, and said in a panic, "Can you stop making fun of me, Harry?"

"Let's try, Pooh," Harry suggested calmly.

Pooh's eyes widened in surprise: "Harry?"

Harry was silent for a second, then shrugged his shoulders and said casually: "Anyway, you don't have a boyfriend, and I happen to have neither. Since we're both single, why can't we try together?"

"Please, stop making trouble!"

Pooh refused distractedly, "I'm gay, and you're not..."

"Maybe me too," said Harry suddenly.

He casually raised two fingers, stared deeply at Pooh with blue eyes and said, "I've kissed you twice, I don't hate you."

God knows how much restraint Pooh used to not immediately agree.

In this world, who can not love Harry?

He looks handsome, even if he has a little temper, but he has a kind and soft heart. Every time he wears a head of slightly messy blond hair, tilts his head casually, squints his eyes and grins, almost no one can refuse him.

Winnie kept silent, but her heart was extremely contradictory and complicated.

"Why are you hesitating? Is it because I'm not your type?"

Harry asked in a low voice.

In the end, Pooh failed to answer the question.

Because... Just when they were struggling, Tony Stark started a series of serial phone bombardments.

Facing the non-stop ringing mobile phone, Pooh had no choice but to comfort Harry with his eyes, and then answered the phone helplessly.

However, most of what he said before was just joking with Harry. In fact, he had almost no hesitation, and immediately declined the other party's invitation to go to the bar at night: "Sorry, Mr. Stark, I have something to do after school."

"What's up?" Tony asked.

"Hmm... Make up lessons."

"lie."

"No...just..." Pooh mumbled about the words of rejection.

Harry snatched the phone and pressed the release button: "Sorry, Mr. Stark, he won't go to any bar with you! Because he wants to date me."

Tony: "...Who are you?"

Harry glanced at Pooh with some embarrassment, bit his lower lip and replied, "I'm his boyfriend."

"Boyfriend?" Tony repeated the word playfully.

He was silent on the other end of the phone for about three seconds, then suddenly said: "Then you all come over together!"

"What?" Pooh and Harry asked in unison.

"Come on, I invite you two!" Tony said dryly.

Then, his tone rose slightly, and he said a little provocatively: "Isn't it because you don't dare?"

"Uh..." Pooh inexplicably felt that things were getting weirder.

But Harry seemed to be irritated, and agreed without thinking, "Okay, let's go."

Tony gave a low laugh and responded, "OK, I'll pick you up later."

"Harry?" Pooh tried to stop him, but the call had already been hung up.

He grabbed the phone, looked at Harry inexplicably and asked, "Oh my God, why did you agree? Didn't you just hope that I wouldn't go?"

Harry pursed his lower lip and glared at him angrily.

Pooh was immediately embarrassed and didn't know what to say...

at the same time,

Coulson happily said to his friend Sigwell, a male agent with a bald head and glasses, excitedly: "Do you still remember the mission we were worried about before? It has been completed."

Sigwell asked in amazement: "So fast? How about the specific process?"

"The process." Coulson said with a smile: "Oh, of course we completely obey the instructions of the Security Council. In order to 'get (get rid of) to (get rid of)' the abomination, we specially sent a senior adviser in the bureau, yeah, The one you know. He went out in person to General Ross to discuss how to get Abomination out of prison and join him in the Avengers' claim. Clearly, our great advisor has proven his worth."

Sigwell suppressed a smile and said knowingly: "The result?"

"The Security Council don't want to add Abomination to the Avengers, he's probably going to be in a cell for the rest of his life."

Coulson said happily: "General Ross was irritated by our adviser, and he was almost so angry that he wanted to vomit blood, so he refused our adviser's request without hesitation, which is really a pity! Alas, it seems that revenge Among them, there will be no place for hatred..."

However, there was no regret on his face at all, and he continued to smile happily and said: "General Ross treated our senior adviser very roughly and wanted to throw him out of the bar..."

"Did he succeed?" Sigwell asked cooperatively.

"No." Coulson couldn't help but say, "Our consultant bought that bar and it's scheduled to be blown up tonight."

The two senior agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. looked at each other with smirks and gloated.

at the same time,

In front of the bar, like two little fools, Harry and Pooh were carried all the way to the bar by Tony and his bodyguard Happy. They said it was a bar, but the surrounding area was actually under martial law, and there were soldiers standing guard.

The atmosphere is very serious.

"I... I'd better go home."

Pooh grabbed Harry's hand a little afraid, and stammered, "That... Mr. Stark, I'm still underage, I... I'm not of drinking age."

Harry shook his hand back, looking equally dazed.

Although he is the heir of the Osborne family, he has lived a comfortable and wealthy life for more than ten years. He never thought that he would encounter such a scene. Even though his performance was better than that of his friends, he still In fact, it is not much stronger, just as helpless and confused as ordinary people.

"Who told you to drink today?"

Tony patted him on the shoulder and said affectionately, "Today is to bring you to learn more!"

"Great knowledge?" Pooh looked confused.

But Harry anxiously pulled him to the other side, and tried to maintain: "Hey, just talk when you talk, don't move your hands."

Tony tilted his head slightly, with a dissatisfied expression on his face: "It's not up to you, kid. There is still..."

He was about to continue talking when he was interrupted by a loud noise.

"General, General, you can't go in!";

"General Ross, martial law is here...General."

Tony squinted his eyes, turned around and greeted him immediately, with a full expression on his face, he greeted enthusiastically, "Good evening, General, where is your dejected look?"

"Stark, what are you trying to do?" General Ross asked angrily.

"You can understand it as... I want to set off a big firework? Well, it's actually just a simple blasting experiment."

Tony lowered his head and adjusted the cuffs of his suit casually: "However, you don't have to worry about it. Because it has nothing to do with you."

"But this is a bar, not a venue for you to blast." General Ross pointed at the bar he liked and frequented, and growled angrily.

"Now it is." Tony raised his head and replied with a smirk: "I bought all this land and this bar. If you don't believe me, you can ask the boss over there..."

General Ross followed his line of sight subconsciously. The bar owner was holding a box and counting money with a smile on his face.

He was going crazy: "Stark, did you do it on purpose! Revenge me for trying to kick you out of the bar that day?"

"You really got me wrong, General. I don't usually hold grudges, really." Tony said innocently, his eyes wide open.

General Ross was too angry to say a word.

Tony ignored him, turned around and clapped his hands, began to command loudly, and joked with great interest: "Boys, take your positions, get ready... we will fight for it once!"

General Ross finally knew that things were irreversible.

He didn't want to continue watching at all, let Tony see the joke, he could only turn around with an extremely embarrassed face, and left angrily.

Tony glanced over triumphantly, but ignored it.

He turned to Pooh and said with a smile: "Actually, I really don't hold grudges. I usually only blow up things that make me angry."

Pooh looked at him in horror.

However, Tony didn't notice that he was enthusiastically directing the people under him to bury the explosives, and even found someone to carry a camera to film the whole process of the explosion.

When the explosion started...

Standing in front of him in a suit and leather shoes, facing the camera, he slowly raised his arms vigorously: "i'mthebest."

Faced with the impact of the explosion, Pooh, who lived an extremely peaceful and comfortable life, was splashed with ashes all over his face, and his whole body remained in a messy state in the wind.

Harry was also shocked by the explosion, and he was a little dumbfounded.

The bar, which was still full of feasting and feasting before, was instantly devastated.

The two children all had dumbfounded expressions on their faces, and they stood there in a daze like idiots.

Tony patted the dust on the suit calmly, gave a thumbs up, and praised with a smile: "Very good, it's over!"

After the explosion was completely over, he smartly picked up a glass of champagne from the box brought by his subordinates, and strolled over, very proudly planning to meet the child's adoring eyes.

So, he winked at Pooh and asked complacently, "How is it? Is (Daddy) handsome?"

Pooh was about to cry in fright, and he held Harry tightly and yelled, "Handsome! Handsome! I promise you anything, a date or a kiss? Please, please! Please, don't blow us up!"

Harry stubbornly pulled him to his back, the veins on his forehead twitched in anger, but he was obviously a little weak, and his face was pale.

'Huh?This...is different from what I imagined...! 'Tony, who was regarded as the big devil, was expressionless for a moment.

He lowered his head and took a sip of champagne seemingly calmly, however, a group of mud horses roared and ran past his bleeding heart.