Everyday life at Midtown High School

——A man must be true to himself, not against his nature, Joey.It is very difficult to live with killing, but there is no retreat on this road. Whether it is right or wrong, you have to bear it until your whole life.

— Now, go back to your mother and tell her that everything is all right and there will be no more gunshots in the valley.

"Do not--!!!"

Kitty the Phantom Cat uttered a scream of pain.

She flipped through the book in her hand twice in disbelief, and finally confirmed that she was neither dazzled nor hallucinating, nor did she buy a pirated copy, then she stood up abruptly and slammed her head against the wall .

Bobby the Iceman in the next room just came out of the bathroom, still undressed, and said 'excuse me'!

Phantom Cat whizzed across his room and crashed into another wall.

"Katie, what are you doing!!"

Bobby jumped onto the bed in fright and covered his body with the quilt.

After realizing that Katie was completely ignoring him, he couldn't help shouting from behind: "The professor said that abuse of abilities is not allowed in school."

However, at this time, Katie had long since disappeared.

However, Iceman was not the only one who encountered such a predicament.

Katie passed through the wall all the way, almost crossing half of the dormitory building, creating a scene of chicken and dog jumping.

In the end, she came to Professor Cheng Gray's office, her eyes were red and she choked up and shouted: "Professor, Logan is dead too."

In the office, Logan, who was in a daze with an unlit cigar in his mouth, dropped the cigar in fright: "What did you say? Who died?"

Cyclops, whose relationship with Logan has become more and more complicated in the past few years, was also taken aback by her, and asked in surprise and doubt, "Isn't Logan here?"

"What, Logan is dead too?"

Qin seemed to be able to fully understand Katie's words, and even echoed her words, with a somewhat melancholy tone.

Katie still said with grief on her face: "Yes, professor, mutants are extinct!"

Scott: ...What the hell is this?

Logan narrowed his eyes, as if he had guessed something.

He stood up directly, grabbed the book in Katie's hand rudely, quickly looked down, and saw "Extraordinary X-Men-Twilight Wolf's Homecoming" written on the cover.

What the hell is this?

Looking at the author's name again - Venus Stark, it suddenly dawned on me.

"The little bastard is out again?"

With a cigar in his mouth, Logan asked vaguely while flipping through the book.

Katie sobbed twice and replied: "Yes, this is the second book published this year after "The Avengers: Civil War". I don't know what happened to him recently. I used to draw "Captain America and the Winter Soldier" ", although I occasionally abused it, but most of the time it was very warm. The "Iron Man, Your Shield Is Lost" a few years ago was also a funny line, but now... two consecutive books are tragic Route. In the last book, Captain America was assassinated and died, and the Avengers fell apart. This book is even worse, and directly wiped out our X-Men team. Does this bastard Pooh have a grudge against us mutants? How can we make up such a thing? hateful thing."

The more she talked, the angrier she became, and she couldn't help but start complaining about Pooh for a while.

Logan bit his cigar in a daze, looking absent-minded. '

However, in fact, he was just a little guilty and didn't dare to answer.

After all, he didn't want to tell the so-called truth of 'these things are not made up by Pooh, but I copied them from my chaotic memory'.

This is from the past few years.

Since the marriage of Captain America and Iron Man, superheroes seem to have awakened all of a sudden.

They are no longer busy with saving the world and maintaining world peace, but instead turn their attention to their own lives, and begin to enter a so-called "peak period of starting a family and starting a business".

Overnight, it seemed like everyone felt empty and cold and realized 'Ouch, it's time to find someone'!

Therefore, the "Daily Bugle" published a new column. The name of the column is: Why are superheroes always indiscreet?

In a column, readers can see all kinds of gossip about Chaoying, such as "A mysterious boy held up an ice sculpture rose to show love in the street", "Venom confessed to Spiderman on the street, but was rejected by ugly", "Is it a strong alliance, or Falling in love and killing each other, Magneto confronts Professor X again' and other lively news.

During this period of time, there are indeed many superheroes who have successfully found the love of their lives and held weddings one after another.

Although the scale of these weddings is not as grand as the wedding between Captain America and Iron Man, there are a lot of them, which has caused the prices of wedding supplies to skyrocket.

It can be said that the situation is very good.

At this time, the reputations of the Avengers and X-Men are also very clean, and the villains also have their own things to do, and there is no time to make trouble for the time being.

For example, Ultron is busy hacking computers to save his mother, and has no time to destroy Scovia; Magneto has opened several factories to help Professor Charles sell all kinds of corn products, all natural, no GMOs, and mutants buy them. A [-]% discount, and a signature from Magneto or Professor Charles as a gift, the business is very good, and it is expected to save enough money to marry a wife soon (don't believe it...).The corresponding nature also drives the X farm... no, the vigorous development of the X Academy;

On the other hand, because of Harry's rebelliousness and disobedience, Norman Osborn has recently been busy creating the next generation.

He and Harry said, "I will not leave you a dime in the future, and leave it all to your younger brother to inherit."

Harry nodded happily: "Okay, Dad, you have to work hard for life."

Make you paralyzed!

Since this kid was with a Stark, he has not only been rebellious, he has been completely infected and deserves to be beaten!

Norman Osborn immediately thought to himself: This son was born in vain!

However, Harry felt that as long as the father had nothing to do and didn't blow up buildings, didn't ride around on a skateboard to disrupt the traffic in the city, and just went to have a baby, it wouldn't be a big deal!

However, Norman Osborn is obviously more capable than the average person.

Even having a baby is different.

Due to Harry's rebellion, he has the same opinion as thousands of parents... when their children do bad things, they blame each other.

Therefore, he believed very confidently that 'Harry's bad things are all genetic fucking'.

So, how can we prevent him from being affected by the 'inferior genetics' and go astray again when he is reborn?

Norman resolutely made a clone of himself.

Pooh was shocked when he found out.

He couldn't help asking Harry: "This clone, should you call it dad or brother? Oh my god, your dad is good at asexual reproduction!"

what can harry do

Harry is also desperate!

"Probably scientists are more exploratory."

He barely excused his father.

Tony passed behind him with a wrench, just in time to hear this.

He laughed immediately, and said approvingly, "You're starting to have the Stark family's sense of humor, Harry. But this is the worst time I've ever heard a scientist get hacked."

Anyway, ignore these...

During this period of time, the world has maintained a good atmosphere of 'there are skirmishes, but the whole day is calm'.

Except for big things, the Avengers usually don't grab the jobs of those secret agents and policemen;

The X-Men put all their enthusiasm into the construction of the farm, especially the construction of defense facilities.

One year, X Academy cooperated with the Brotherhood several times, which caused the X-Men to relax their vigilance. Magneto broke into the school and 'kidnapped' Professor Charles for a whole day.

Although he came back afterwards, this directly led to everyone working hard, determined not to let Magneto step into the academy again in this life (Magneto: Ha ha).

In such a situation, Pooh's Avengers reserves have been given full play.

What to help the old lady cross the road; what to help the little lover who is separated in two places to deliver the letter; what to catch the car thief; what to help the bullied child to fight back...

The Avengers Reserve, who undertake various businesses, has gradually developed into an existence that is more popular with the citizens than the Avengers and X-Men.

Moreover, the relationship between Pooh and the chief of the New York Police Department, Sergeant George Stacey, is like a father-son relationship, which indirectly contributed to the integration of the two teams.

If it were those rebellious adult superheroes, most of them would have no interest in cooperating with the police;

But this group of just-adult children, some even underage children, still have a certain affection for the police in their hearts, and the police don't reject them like they reject the group of adult superheroes. Instead, they are brainwashed by Sergeant Stacey. , spontaneously gave birth to a sense of responsibility of 'I want to help children walk the right way'.

Under the premise of mutual goodwill, cooperation has naturally become more frequent, so that this group of teenagers under the name of the Avengers reserve team is more than ten times more popular than the Avengers and X-Men.

At least, I didn't see any Avengers who would be stuffed with apples by the grandmother when they went out.

So, Spider-Man, who once wanted to quit, gave up completely.

He's also become the face of the reserve team—A Good Neighbor Is Me, I'm New York Spider-Man.

After everything was on the right track, Pooh was doing nothing again.

There is Spider-Man in the Avengers reserve team. This childhood friend has grown stronger and stronger in the past few years. Although he is still talkative, he has become a very reliable superhero; he occasionally invented small patents, with the help of Harry. To promote the operation; Tony has nothing to do with it...

Under such circumstances, it is not uncommon for him to pick up his paintbrush again.

The captain was very happy when he didn't know about Pooh's situation.

He may feel that "Pooh is very similar to himself in painting", so he is very active in helping his stepson buy a drawing board, a pen, and everything he needs, and encourages him: "I used to want to be a painter, but the war broke me. I have inherited my dream. Glad to see you inherit my dream, Pooh, come on!"

The Winter Soldier, who accepted the new social life thousands of times faster than the captain, showed an indescribable expression while scrolling through Twitter.

'Steve, you never want to know what your son is good at drawing. '

Since then, a big player who almost quit the circle due to the wrong CP, returned to the top with the encouragement of his childhood idol.

What an inspirational rhythm!

Pooh lived up to the "trust" and expectations of the captain. With the support of all his relatives and friends, he used local materials and added some artistic beautification, and successively painted "The Avengers-The End of the World" and "Extraordinary X-Men". "Wait for a bunch of comics to come out.

The captain was confused: ... No, that's not what I meant!I mean painters, not cartoonists.

Unfortunately, nothing is done.

Tony said openly: "He can do whatever he likes! I'm not like Howard, I need someone to inherit or something."

My own father said so, and my stepfather can't do anything about it.

but……

"Pooh, you draw very well."

The captain who encourages the children tried hard to think about the words and said: "But, apart from Peggy, I was not with any nurses or Agent 13. It is wrong for you to draw such a picture. Moreover, I did not spend time with Nata." Kissing Sha, the Doctor stared at me all day yesterday."

"Cartoons are not reality, Dad."

Pooh said eloquently: "A hero always has a beautiful woman in his arms, and readers like it."

"However, Tony will be misunderstood and upset when he sees it."

Steve said worriedly.

"how could it be possible!"

Pooh's eyes widened in surprise: "How do you think I knew about Agent No. 13 and the missions you performed? Of course it was the information my father provided to me..."

what! ! !

He also used this as an excuse yesterday to accuse me of cheating and spreading gossip, and he manipulated me all day long! !

Steve, who finally realized that he was being tricked again: ...I'm so tired.JPG

Pooh blinked his eyes and covered his mouth: I didn't say anything.

But things don't always go smoothly.

Gradually, people's attention gradually shifted from Chaoying's private life.

They are no longer surprised and curious about "who is having an affair with whom, who is in love and killing with whom", instead, they are once again provoked and led by some people with ulterior motives, "whether the existence of mutants will lead to the death of human beings?" extinct? ’ and ‘Can a superhero act without the consent of the government? 'And other issues.

In the end, it boiled down to a unified question: Do the Avengers and X-Men need to be supervised?

In the same year, "Heroes' Civil War" and "Twilight Wolf's Homecoming" turned out.

The entire United States was crying, and the crowd was excited: "Go to the fucking government, go to the fucking United Nations, whoever dares to touch my male god, step on my dead body first!"

"...Today, things will no longer happen, so when that kid asked curiously, I just told a story, who knew he would actually draw it?"

In Academy X, Logan patiently explained: "As you know, my memory was confused for a while, and Stark said that I might have glimpsed the historical development process of the parallel world."

"Parallel world, that is to say, did these happen?"

Qin asked in surprise.

"I have no idea!"

Logan said irritably: "It's like having an extremely real dream. I'm not sure if it's a dream or reality."

"But now, neither will happen."

Phantom Cat Kitty said with lingering fear.

Her eye circles were still red, and she felt extremely uncomfortable just watching the scene recounted by Logan and drawn by Pooh. If all of this is true...

"Scott, what do you think?"

Qin couldn't help turning her head to ask the person who had been silent.

"Uh... what?" The handsome man wearing red quartz glasses who was quietly in a daze came back to his senses.

He pushed his glasses a little embarrassedly, thinking that Qin was asking what he thought of this comic, so he said excitedly and in a low voice: "The heroine Laura is very cute, beautiful and has a lot of personality."

Qin couldn't help but rolled her eyes!

Please, am I asking you this?

Aren't we discussing deeper issues of racial survival?

Who asked you if the heroine is cute or not!

You fool who loves watching cartoons at your age!

"Of course, she's like me, she's my daughter!"

Logan immediately said proudly.

Scott subconsciously looked at his messy hair, messy beard, and super bad dressing taste, as well as his rough behavior, and recalled the way he spoke dirty words, and blurted out in horror: "No, if there is a child in the future, I will definitely not raise it for you!"

"Come on, after I marry you, I don't plan to have children."

Wolverine is very frank and rude.

He was shot by a laser beam again!

Jean and Katie watched all this indifferently.

"Why didn't he reflect on it? Even the Iceman managed to soak up the Burning Man, and he still hasn't made any progress."

"Some people just bet on their lives."

At this time, the alarm bell of X Academy suddenly rang sharply.

"Shit!"

Katie cursed fiercely: "That bastard Magneto is here again."

"No, I have to go over and help!"

As she spoke, she hurried out of the office through the wall.

Qin stood up and looked out of the window, only to see...

All the students in College X, no matter whether they had classes or not, no matter what they were doing, they all came out. They rushed out from the playground, dormitory building, and teaching building, and rushed out like a flood.

"Someone wants to take the principal away, do we agree?"

"disagree!"

"Someone wants to take away the professor, do we agree?"

"disagree!"

"What if you don't agree?"

"Hit him, hit him, kill him!"

"It's nice to be young!"

In the principal's room, Professor Charles closed the window with a smile.

Pushing his wheelchair, he came to the table and asked Magneto, "Next game?"

Magneto raised his head slightly, tapped the chessboard with his slender fingers, stared at him quietly, and nodded with a smile.

Outside the window, the sky is clear!

It's the season to talk about chess and hobbies!

The author has something to say: I'm so angry, today's professor and Magneto are still dating behind our backs!

PS. Everything is going well, it really only happens in novels, but let's pretend like this, we should be happy and happy.