Everyday life at Midtown High School

No matter how disturbed Tony was and how he wanted to escape from the wedding scene anytime and anywhere, their wedding still started.

It is rare for Pooh to wear a formal suit, a dark blue shirt with a burgundy suit, and sunglasses. In the words of Hawkeye Clint, "You are so different from when your father was wearing a pink shirt." Up and down show bags, heredity is amazing'.

Despite stealing some of the limelight in terms of attire, Pooh was a bit morose.

"It's 'our wedding' anyway, so can't you be more happy?" Harry said as he walked over with a glass of wine.

Pooh raised his head slightly to glance at him, then lowered his head again with a long sigh.

Young Master Osborne raised his eyebrows calmly.

He maintained his usual demeanor, looked curiously at his lover's attire, and asked casually, "These sunglasses look familiar."

"Oh, it's the one Tony always wears, purple lenses, it looks cool." Pooh replied listlessly: "I got it from his cloakroom this morning, and that's where I got the suit, even though Tony himself doesn't know much about fashion. Pay attention, but those brand-name clothes will appear in his cloakroom on time every time they release new products, and Paris Fashion Week even sends him invitations..."

He said with some sour envy and envy: "I feel the art corrupted by money upstarts."

Harry was amused by him: "Honey, you are also one of the so-called money upstarts now."

"Yes, that's right." Pooh hooked the corners of his lips and said, "It feels great! However, the clothes I can wear are half a size larger than Tony's. A while ago, I secretly asked Jarvis to bring those favorite brands The size of the clothes I ordered was changed to mine, the reason is that Tony has developed a second time..."

"Pooh! Your father is not short of money, you can order another one." Harry said speechlessly, resting his forehead.

"No, he doesn't wear so many clothes. I'm very simple and frugal." Pooh replied plausibly.

Harry watched him with a suppressed smile, and suddenly asked, "Are you feeling better now?"

"It's okay." Pooh pursed his lips and said, "Tony and Steve are married, I should be happy. Wait..."

He took off his sunglasses in surprise, tried to open his eyes wide, tried to look carefully, pointed to the front and asked, "What is that?"

"what?"

Harry subconsciously followed his fingers and saw a blue humanoid wagging its tail. He couldn't help being startled: "I don't know. God, don't make any troubles at this wedding..."

Pooh was still upset about the wedding, but when he heard 'the wedding will go wrong', he stood up abruptly.

He didn't care about the happy feeling of 'his own wedding, but it was occupied by his fathers', and said anxiously: "I'm going to find Natasha and the others, damn it! work, but you can’t even get married and have someone stand up to defend the earth!”

Fortunately, the imagined 'alien attack on Earth' didn't happen.

Natasha smiled and introduced them: "This is the mutant Kurt, you can call him the Blue Devil or the Nightcrawler."

Pooh blinked: "Oh, are you here for the wedding?"

"No." The Nightcrawler with blue skin and amber yellow eyes showed a lively smile, a triangular tail, and pointed teeth. He had a very demonic expression, but he happily replied with a cross in his hand: "I He's here to be the priest of marriage."

Looking for a 'devil' as the officiant priest? ! !

Pooh couldn't complain.

"He's one of the X-Men."

Natasha continued to introduce: "The guy with wings over there is his partner, the angel Warren."

"Wow, it's really an angel." Pooh couldn't help seeing God.

The man with big white wings stood under the tree with an expressionless face, as handsome and holy as the archangel on the church wall.

"Why isn't he in charge of the officiant marriage?"

Out of his longing for beautiful things and his thinking mode as a makeup artist, he couldn't help muttering a question to himself.

"Warren is not religious." Kurt was completely unaware that he was rejected.

He swung his tail lively and complained: "Besides, Warren is not an angel. He has a bad temper. Someone made a wish on him as an angel before and asked him to give him some blessings. Knocked out."

"why?"

Pooh asked in disbelief: "Why do you want to knock people unconscious?"

"Warren said, this is a blessing. It means 'have a good dream, idiot'." The little devil repeated in the tone of an angel. It was obviously a bad word, but it came out of his mouth. Be a little naive.

Then, he made a mischievous grimace, and explained to Pooh with a friendly smile: "Actually, Warrens are not bad, they just have a bad temper."

"I really can't see it." Pooh looked at the angel under the tree, still a little eager to strike up a conversation.

Young Master Osborne held his wrist calmly and coughed softly.

Pooh immediately restrained himself a lot, stopped staring at the angel, and shifted his gaze to the other wedding guests.

This time the wedding was not at all the crude wedding they had joked about before. On the contrary, countless guests arrived in an endless stream, and the top floor of the Avengers Building was completely opened up and specially used for parties. It usually seemed a little empty on the top floor. The hall was full of stands.

And after seeing the 'devil' as the officiant, Pooh, who thought no one else would be able to surprise him, looked at the guests in the hall and didn't know what to say for a while.

While talking to the air around him, he stretched out his arms two meters long to pick up fruit; there was also a young man who looked very much like Captain America, but behaved very frivolously, playing with flames and chatting up the black widow; wearing a red cloak, a A weird man dressed in the middle ages; a shy young wizard in a blue coat with a big leather suitcase in his hand; a man in a red leather suit, a new blind friend introduced by Spider-Man Peter , but it seems that his behavior is more flexible than normal people...

"I didn't know Tony had so many good friends." Pooh sighed and picked up a piece of cake.

A voice suddenly sounded: "Hey, stop! Look carefully, this cake is owned by someone!"

As soon as the words fell, a small black dot on the cake instantly turned into a grown man.

Ant-Man raised his mask and greeted him quickly: "Hey, which organization do you belong to? The X-Men or the Avengers? I heard that Captain America is getting married, and many people are coming to the wedding. I'll sneak in to find a job, Do you think the Avengers are better treated, or the X-Men are better treated?"

Pooh looked at the cake with a strange expression: "Not good at all! The X-Men don't recruit non-mutants, and the Avengers are purely black workers, 24 hours a day, no salary, no holidays, no five insurances and one housing fund."

"Uh..." Ant-Man opened his eyes wide with disbelief.

Harry Osborn stepped forward in a timely manner, and handed out his business card tacitly: "Welcome to H&W."

"What's H&W?" Ant-Man asked in bewilderment.

"It's Harry and Pooh."

Harry thought for a while, and added an answer: "The newly opened company has a very strong background, and the income is guaranteed in drought and flood, and the treatment is very generous."

Ant-Man hesitated for a moment: "Is it reliable?"

Harry didn't answer this question, and started to read some company benefits, such as vacation, salary increase, insurance, training and travel. When he read 'provide part of the education fund for employees' children', Ant-Man's eyes lit up instantly.

"Can you allocate a room in the school district?" He asked 【Note】.

"Near XX school, okay?" Harry asked back.

"I agree to join!" Ant-Man replied decisively and firmly.

Well, it looks like this superhero is a good dad, too.

Pooh shrugged his shoulders, and continued to turn his gaze back to the guests... Mutants from Academy X, people who claimed to be wizards with sticks, a group of agents in black suits from SHIELD, all kinds of people appeared one after another, The people who watched were dazzled and overwhelmed.

Against all the weird superheroes, Pooh, who looks so normal, looks extremely abnormal.

He turned his head and looked at Harry, wanting to seek some comfort, but after thinking about it, his lover is normal now, but after transformation, he can throw small bombs on a skateboard;

Then, he thought about his group of little friends...

There is Spider-Man Peter who shuttles through the crowd and can chat with everyone, and is very popular; there is also someone who doesn’t know when, he will change into a black suit and follow Peter to fight for justice, occasionally showing white fangs, the image looks It doesn't look very good, Flash, who calls himself Venom; then, Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch are mutants; Fireman is also a mutant, and he is arguing with the Iceman; Credence, who is said to be learning to be a wizard, is He stared at a handsome man in a black suit without blinking his eyes.

'Except for me, all of you are actually superpowers! '

Pooh couldn't help thinking, "It's not fair! I'm the only one, you traitors!"

In short, it didn't matter how he complained, the wedding started so lively.

Although it was named Pooh and Harry at the beginning, everyone present was notified early that this was actually the wedding of Captain America and Iron Man.

In everyone's expectation, Steve stood on the stage in a white suit.

He frequently looked down at his watch, anxiously waiting for Tony to appear.

However, no one knew that Tony was on a plane directly above everyone.

He was too nervous: "I've changed my mind! Who would have thought of such a bad idea that it fell from the sky? I jumped, what if I fall to my death?"

"Don't be kidding, you're wearing armor!"

Pep said speechlessly: "How many times have you flown wearing armor? Still worried about falling? Besides, what if you fell? The protective measure you secretly installed, yes, the airbag of Pooh, will also leave you unscathed."

"I'm just taking care of his business."

Tony, who was accidentally exposed again, hurriedly defended, "I'm just worried that no one will buy it, and Pooh will cry. I don't need that kind of crap."

"Come on! This airbag sells very well in the army, so you still need to take care of it?"

Pep didn't bother to talk nonsense with him, and directly threatened: "Are you dancing or not? Are you going to be late for the wedding?"

"Wait while I do a stretch," Tony said.

Pep laughed angrily. Seeing a golden-red 'Iron Man' seriously doing aerobics in front of her, she stood up unbearably, slammed the button, and kicked Tony off the plane.

"Ahh——!!!!"

With a scream, Tony fell from the sky shiningly. When he landed, he accidentally stepped on a hole in the temporary platform.

But soon, he turned his eyes away calmly, and began to wave innocently at the people in the audience.

Although he was nervous to death on the plane, he calmed down naturally when he encountered a big scene, with a sense of coquettishness on his face that 'Dad can hold the whole audience'!

Looking at Tony who finally arrived at the last moment, Steve couldn't help showing a happy smile on his face.

The Winter Soldier patted him on the shoulder silently, pushed him hard, and said encouragingly, "Go, brother! Be happy."

Steve nodded vigorously.

He gave the Winter Soldier a hug before turning around and walking quickly, intending to meet Tony.

"Jarvis, some music."

As if by magic, Tony pulled out a box out of nowhere.

Accompanied by intense music that suited his taste, he opened the box, revealing a box full of roses.

Steve, who was walking towards him, looked softer.

He seemed to have misunderstood something, stared at Tony, and whispered: "Actually, you...you don't need to give me this, I..."

However, the next moment, Tony, who also walked over, just passed him.

Steve: ...? ? ?

Tony happily shouted to the audience: "Who else wants to get married?"

There was silence in the audience, and everyone looked at him inexplicably.

"Fixed!" Tony yelled.

The next moment, the fresh, expensive bouquets of roses brought in by air were like rain, and he threw them all down.

He threw a few bunches to the left and a few to the right, and danced along with the music.

After throwing the bouquet, he pressed his hand to his lips and began to blow kisses, as if a drop of water fell into a frying pan, and the whole hall was blown up by him.

"God! Tony, what are you doing?" Steve asked blankly.

"It's a custom. Doesn't it mean that the person who receives the bouquet will be the next person to get married?" Tony turned his head and replied with a smile.

"Uh...but that bouquet should be a bridal bouquet."

"Yes, I know. But we don't have a bride in this wedding. In order to ensure the satisfaction of the guests, I will make a guest appearance for free."

"But, that...the bouquet, there is usually only one bouquet."

"There are so many people, how can one bundle be enough? So, I ordered a box, no need to rush, everyone has a share."

"But……"

"Hey, why are you asking so many questions?" Tony said impatiently.

Steve said helplessly, "Tony, the bouquet is thrown after the wedding ceremony..."

Tony was startled, he couldn't help but paused for a few seconds, and then asked in a low voice: "Then...how about I pick it up and do it all over again?"

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Tony: "Please, don't look like that, it's my first marriage and I have no experience!"

Steve: "...I'm not married again!"

"You two, why don't you just swear to change the ring and kiss? The form is not important, the important thing is the inside." Nightcrawler wagged his little tail and approached to persuade him solemnly.

But he soon gave up on himself: "Actually, it's also my first time as an officiant priest. The order was messed up just now, and I have already forgotten the lines to say."

Steve:  …

Tony: "Look, I've said it a long time ago, don't be reluctant to spend money, hire a professional. But if you don't listen, you just ask someone you know for help."

At this time, Tony threw a bouquet of roses to the audience.

Professor Charles held a bouquet of roses, and was taken aback for a moment; Wolverine impatiently stuffed the roses he had scratched to pieces to Cyclops Scott, in exchange for a fierce stare; Natasha held the roses, Involuntarily glanced at Dr. Banner;

Hawkeye stared blankly at the rose on the small cake in front of him, and then a man in a black suit walked up to him.

He raised his head, and the fork in his hand fell to the ground.

In addition to these roses that have already been determined to land, not far away, there are several female students from the X Academy, vying for a bouquet of roses.

Some mutant used superpowers to float this bouquet of roses flexibly in the air, and it took a long time for several female students to catch them.

At this lively time, Loki, who escaped from the Aegis prison again, kicked the door aggressively.

"Stark, I want to kill..."

All the superheroes in the room, turn around together!

The black-haired, green-eyed god took a step back instantly, and changed his tone in a timely manner: "K...K...kiss you!"

At the same time, controlled by super powers, floating in the air, the bouquet of roses that amuses the girls to chase...

Due to this sudden situation, it fell down suddenly and just hit Loki's head.

The author has something to say: [Note] There are no school district houses in foreign countries, so this place can be understood as a house near a good school.