Everyday life at Midtown High School

If you want to search for something on the computer, first of all, you must first write keywords in the search bar...

Loki wrote the key words in Pooh's head: 'The precious, treasure that your father kept in your place. '

Then, he got his wish-the marriage registration certificate of Steve Rogers and Tony Stark.

'Is this the relationship between Captain America and Iron Man? '

His Royal Highness the Second Prince of Asgard was shocked: "When I was sowing dissension, these two people were obviously the most quarrelsome, but now they are actually...the cunning people in the atrium, they are buried deep enough!" '

Wait, is there something wrong?

Didn't I come to find the Mind Stone?

The hard-working Second Prince grasped the marriage registration certificate, trying to recall the whole development of the matter, especially his few search keywords, what went wrong?

That's right, the precious treasure should be the soul gem!

But why in that little ant's head, the precious treasure turned into a marriage registration certificate?

You goddam atrium man, is your head full of water?The mind stone is not as good as a piece of paper?

The second prince, who felt that he had been fooled, tapped his finger on the marriage registration certificate angrily, trying to wipe out this piece of paper, never to be reborn!

The next moment, a hammer fell on his feet.

Sol, who descended from the sky, his blond hair glistened in the sun.

"Stop messing around, brother."

His Royal Highness the eldest prince of Asgard strode over, the sun shrouded a halo behind him, as brilliant as ever, handsome and powerful.

Loki's escape would have been foolproof.

However, when he suddenly realized that the thing he had worked so hard to snatch was not the soul gem, but some damn marriage registration certificate, the magic that had always been perfect, he froze for a moment.

It was such a moment of stagnation and unnaturalness that made Sol, who was very familiar with him, immediately ignore the "annoyance" of "my friend got married and didn't invite me", and set off immediately, following the extremely familiar breath chased after.

When catching up, he just caught up with Loki losing his temper.

He bent down to pick up the marriage registration certificate that was rescued in time, suffered a lot of disasters, and belonged to two friends of his family. He sighed, stretched out his arms, and hugged Rocky's shoulders vigorously, and used the other Touching his face lightly, he whispered, "Brother, come home with me."

However, His Royal Highness, the second prince of Asgard, smiled at him, and took advantage of the moment when his brother was dazed, he suddenly took out a small knife, and stabbed him again unceremoniously!

Ignore for the time being the various loves and killings between the two brothers in Shenyu.

At the same time, in the Avengers Building, there was also a wonderful family ethics drama.

Captain America has probably never been so helpless in his life.

'In my life, I have carried guns, been on the battlefield, killed people, and saved people. "

"I've been banned from doing many things, and I've broken the rules to insist on doing some things..."

"But I never thought that in my later years, I would be deprived of my freedom and right to marry!"

It's hard for Steve to describe how he feels at this moment.

Speaking of anger, the person to marry is the person you like;

Speaking of joy, when the fuck got married, you didn't do it yourself?

What the hell is this called? !

Natasha turned a pair of beautiful eyes, first looked at Pooh, who was curled up like a quail, and then at the expressionless Captain America, really didn't know what expression to show.

Is it from the standpoint of a friend, sympathizing with both parties?

Or should I just hurt my friend a little bit and have a good laugh?

Hawkeye, who always likes to simplify things, chose the latter.

He laughed without hesitation, and shouted excitedly, "How wonderful, Captain! You don't have to do anything, you have a wife and children, and there is nothing easier and more convenient than this in the world!" , be happy, open a beer to celebrate! Hi, happy wedding!"

"Thank you for your blessing, but..."

The captain gave him a warning look, and replied in a calm and serious tone: "Although I may not be a very hardworking person, there are some things that I should prefer to do by myself, such as getting married, Clint. "

"Steve is telling the truth." In his busy schedule, the Winter Soldier very loyally shifted his thoughts away from "Should I eat the orange cake first, or drink a sip of lemon soda first?" .

He seriously recalled the past and said: "In the past, Steve in the bean sprouts period never asked for help when stuffing newspapers into his shoes. To be honest, this is a bit deceiving. Steve, in fact, even if I I don’t know how many newspapers you stuffed, but I knew your real height at that time. It’s useless no matter how tall you are. Occasionally, the words ‘you seem to have grown taller today’ are all To coax you to play."

"Shut up, Bucky, don't interrupt!"

The captain rubbed his temples with a headache, and suddenly felt that it was not such a good thing to have a bamboo horse friend who was so familiar with him that he even knew what color his underwear liked.

Because, at any time, he may reveal some secrets to you that he doesn't want outsiders to know.

Hawkeye slapped his legs and laughed.

In the end, Steve gave up talking to this group of spectators.

He turned his head and stared at Pooh seriously, as if he was not his stepson, but the red skull of the Hydra family: "Winnie Stark, don't you want to say something?"

say what?

This is completely different from what I imagined!

Pooh recalled the scene where the husband and wife sincerely thanked him in the illusion just now...

That should be the real context of the development of things, and that should be the future in my imagination.

What is the reason for the captain's serious and terrifying look?

He couldn't help blinking his big eyes aggrievedly, actually missing Loki a little bit.

Of course, Loki, who was so angry that he wanted to kill him and strangled his own brother to death, would not come back to speak for him.

So, facing Captain America's questioning, Pooh couldn't help but said with a little condescension: "I have nothing to say. If Papa Tony is here, he will definitely understand me."

"Tony will understand you?" Steve's face darkened completely.

"That's right, where's the Tony?" Hawkeye couldn't help looking around: "Tie Guan'er has been hiding for too long this time, hasn't he? Doesn't he know that there are so many things happening at home?"

He really doesn't know!

Although Jarvis is well aware of everything that happened in the building, due to the habit of intelligent AI, he will automatically filter out some unimportant things before his Sir does not take the initiative to ask.The so-called unimportant refers to some things that, according to his judgment, do not damage the basic interests of his family's Sir.

Tony and Steve have been dating for a long time, so getting married, or marrying the lover who has been dating, is naturally not an important thing, right?After all, marrying Mr. Rogers, according to normal logic, it will be... sooner or later.

What's more, compared with this "even if it doesn't happen now, it will happen in the future", the current experiment of his family Sir is more important.

Jarvis maintained his high-speed operation, and cooperated with Tony to let rows of data jump quickly on four or five computers.

At the age of three, Tuo was biting a blueberry-flavored lollipop. While stepping on a stool and typing on the keyboard, he still commanded Dr. Banner inarticulately, adding bricks and mortar to his important experiment of "returning an adult body shape" .

Dr. Banner obeyed the command without complaint, and by the way, he had to think hard to fill in the gaps where Tony was negligent.

"What would I do without you?"

With the help of Jarvis and Dr. Banner, Tor three-year-old quickly calculated the correct code.

"Bruce, you are the best friend, the best scientist! Jarvis, you are the greatest achievement in my life! You are all my umbrella!" Tony began to sweet talk excitedly.

If you don't care about the childish voice that is too childish, the words full of emotion and incomparable sincerity, from a certain point of view, are really sweet as hell.

The doctor thought about Pooh's occasional love words in daily life, and once again deeply felt the magic of genetics.

When the American team couldn't bear it anymore and planned to bring Pooh, who was not in the oil and salt, to teach him a lesson and clean up, Tony's second injection was finally over.

"It will take about an hour for the drug to kick in."

Dr. Banner tapped on the touch screen with an electronic pen, counted the time and said, "If there is no problem this time, you should return to an adult appearance. Another good news is that your own The healing ability will be greatly enhanced, and the thing in your heart may really be taken out this time. Congratulations, Tony."

"Thanks, Bruce."

Three-year-old Tuo climbed down from the mechanical recliner and walked over happily. Since he couldn't reach the doctor's shoulders and chest, he could only pat the doctor's thigh meaningfully to express his gratitude: "Without you and Jiawei Adams, without my success."

Bruce smiled sheepishly.

He thought for a while and suggested, "Would you like something to eat, Tony? I'm a little hungry. Go outside and eat something. If you want to wait for the effect of the medicine to take effect before going out, I can let the machine The arm will bring you food to the laboratory."

"I'm not going out."

Thinking of Steve's behavior, Tuo Sansui pursed his lips and said sadly, "Go and eat first, and I'll eat when I recover."

Dr. Banner also remembered what happened before, and couldn't help but smile and said, "Okay."

He turned and walked out of the laboratory.

When the doctor left, Tuo stood alone in the middle of the laboratory at the age of three.

He looked at the laboratory where he had been staying for several days, and ordered rather boringly: "Jarvis, is there anything new recently?"

"The son of Captain America's domestic violence Iron Man, is it a new thing, Sir?"

Jarvis said very defensively: "Mr. Rogers seems to be a little dissatisfied with Mr. Stark..."

Tuo Sansui suddenly raised his head: "What did you say?"

Jarvis called out the surveillance camera in the lobby neatly, and Pooh was being chased by Steve in the lobby...

Three-year-old Toto stared at the screen for three seconds with big, beautiful, caramel-colored eyes.

He bit his lower lip and cursed fiercely: "Sonofbitch!"

Then, with short legs, he turned and ran towards the armor.

Steve wanted so badly to grab Pooh and beat him up.

However, as the next generation cherished by the Avengers, whether it is Natasha who occasionally has a bit of motherhood, Clint who always dotes on children, or the Winter Soldier who watches Steve's jokes from time to time, they all teach Captain a lesson. Stepson's behavior set up many obstacles.

When Pooh ran over, they gave way without a trace; but when the captain chased him, they just said, "Oh, captain, you stepped on my foot"; "Oh my god, captain, my bowstring was hit by you '; 'S...S...Steve, don't touch my plum' etc.

All these things seriously interfered with Captain Rogers' actions.

What's more, as the captain of a super soldier, even if he is teaching his stepson a lesson, he must control his strength to avoid excessive shots.With his hands and feet tied up, he actually chased Pooh around the living room several times, but he failed to subdue Pooh.

Just as he grabbed Pooh by the back collar and was about to pin him to his lap and beat him up first, three-year-old Tuo rushed out again.

Due to his small size, he couldn't drive the armor, so Tony temporarily dismantled the limbs of the armor, similar to the one when the steel armor was first developed. The feet can breathe fire and fly, and the hands and arms are covered with temporary armor.

He opened his palm towards the captain. Although it was not a powerful palm cannon, it was an unknown weapon, and the captain who was caught off guard was sent flying a full meter by a huge force.

"Stay away from Pooh!" Three-year-old Tuo stood in front of Pooh majestically, with flames spraying from his feet.

Not to mention Steve, Pooh himself was a little confused.

Wow, my brother is a genius!Whoa, my brother can fly!

Wow, my brother has been studying for a few days, and the armor can be made!Wow wow wow, what a genius my brother is!

The Stark family has a queen!

Just when Pooh was so excited, joyful and moved that he wanted to have a wild dance with the demons...

Tuo Sansui fell from mid-air, and in front of everyone, a big change came to life.

"Tony?"

Steve stared at him blankly, as if in a dream.

At this time, Dr. Banner hurried over from the kitchen with a sandwich in his mouth.

As he ran, he said, "Oh my God, I forgot to mention, Tony. It's an hour in theory, but if it goes well, maybe, maybe 10 minutes... Huh, you already feel it?"

"Thank you, Doctor. Your warning came very timely."

The adult version of Tony, gritted his teeth and got up from the ground and said sarcastically.

"you……"

Steve was about to speak, dumbfounded.

"Shut up!" Tony tore off the tablecloth, temporarily tied it around his waist, and instantly entered the state of preparation for battle.

He pointed at the captain's chest, and the villain roared angrily: "You tyrant! Steve Rogers, you hypocritical bastard, I've never seen a person who is as inconsistent as you! The previous things can I don't care about you, but beat my son while I was away! You are too much!"

Steve: Wait a minute, I'm a bit confused...nobody talk to me, I want to be quiet.

Pooh: Huh?Brother... is gone?

With everyone in a daze, Tony continued to accuse the captain angrily: "Do you like to solve everything violently? Is it fun to bully children? Fortunately, you are still Captain America wearing the Stars and Stripes..."

He turned to Pooh and patted his chest to defend himself, saying, "Don't be afraid, Pooh, with daddy around, no one would dare to hit you."

Pooh, who was still struggling with the loss of his younger brother, was instantly moved to tears: "Dear Dad!"

"Dear son!" Tony patted his shoulder and responded with a sigh.

Black Widow, Hawkeye, Winter Soldier: Shock.JPG——Amazing World, Amazing Stark!

On the other hand, Steve has maintained an out-of-body expression since Tony started to come alive.

The marriage is fake, and so is the younger son.

Overnight, everything was gained; in less than 10 minutes, everything was quickly lost.

For a moment, he had the urge to vomit blood.

However, facing the loving father and son Stark, facing the two pairs of extremely similar, obviously causing trouble all the time, but still full of the same innocence, and with a little innocent big brown eyes, he finally He just silently covered his head with the shield.

The longest road I have traveled in my life... is the routine of your father and son! ! !

He cried out from the bottom of his heart.