Everyday life at Midtown High School

In Tuo's reluctance at the age of seven, he was dragged away by Sol abruptly, under the pretense of taking him out to play, but in fact, taking him to heaven together...

No, after flying together, Tuo three-year-old stole coffee and was caught by Steve again.

"Do you know what the hell you're doing?"

The captain raised his face and looked down at a child who didn't look like a three-year-old at all. Even if he was caught on the spot, his expression was still swaggering. The three-year-old who didn't care about his expression said in a serious tone: "Don't blindly imitate your father. , He is an adult, but you are still a child. Taking caffeine too early will affect your growth and development, and you will not grow taller. "

Tony knew he was right.

But the problem is that he is not a child at all, and he doesn't have any so-called growth and development distress, so naturally he doesn't have to abide by the so-called health rules that are too strict.

So, he lowered his head very uncooperatively, studied Tetris on the tablet computer, and refused to have any communication with Steve.

Although the pouting and wide-eyed look of a child is adorable, this act of nonviolent non-cooperation is still irritating.

Steve was dying of a headache.

It is really not easy to educate a child well, because you have to think of ways to fight with him all the time, and use all your skills to make him obedient. It is a hundred times more difficult for soldiers to fight.

"Listen, if I catch you secretly drinking coffee next time, I will... I will..."

Steve stuck his words in a bit of annoyance, facing the beautiful caramel-colored big three-year-old eyes of Toto, he couldn't speak a word.

"What about you?" Tuo Sansui raised his chest and raised his head, showing no sign of weakness.

He looked at Steve with his little head held high, and because of his height, he turned around and moved a chair awkwardly, climbed onto the chair, and aggressively challenged him.

Steve was speechless for a moment.

"So, do you have to be disobedient?" He asked again patiently.

Three-year-old Tuo thought he was imposing, and raised his chin triumphantly: "Be obedient? Why should I listen to you?"

Steve looked at him, hesitated for about three seconds, and finally made up his mind...

The next moment, Tuo Sansui felt that his small body was gently picked up by the captain, and then he put it on his knees, and his buttocks were lightly hit twice... It was really light, because he was worried that he was super The strength of the soldiers, coupled with the fact that they are really not good at taking care of children, and the strength of the captain, under the deliberate control, probably can't even kill mosquitoes.

But... what a shame!

Three-year-old Tuo only felt his head go numb, the blood flowed up, and he went crazy instantly.

He thrashed his limbs and tried to roar, but he could only make a sharp high-pitched voice from a child's immature voice: "Let go of me, bastard, my dad never hit me!"

"That's because your father is not responsible. Now I will educate you for your father. If you drink coffee behind my back next time, I will beat you again." Steve tried hard to maintain the dignity of a father, and said seriously .

But Tony didn't buy it at all.

He struggled desperately, and even bit the captain's thigh. Although the little milk teeth were not lethal, they had exhausted all the strength in his body. Those big brown eyes were so hot that they looked so cute. Opening and closing his mouth, he swears a lot of profanity very skillfully, and words like FUCK come out of his mouth.

It is said that even though Tony is less than one meter tall at this moment, he is absolutely [-] meters tall.

The captain, who is upright by nature and a little strict, was beaten by such a person for a while and couldn't beat him hard. He had to think about whether it would hurt the child's self-esteem when he scolded him.

But going on like this is really not an option, the captain hesitated again, gritted his teeth, put on a straight face, and said threateningly: "Don't swear, if you make trouble again, I will beat you again, this time I will beat you hard."

Three-year-old Tuo sneered, and that pretty little face expressed vividly: I don't believe it, you beat me to death if you have the ability!

So, he was really beaten again.

This time it hurt a lot more than before, but what hurt more was his self-esteem. Tony, who had been making noises, kicked his calf in an instant, and suddenly fell silent.

Steve silently breathed a sigh of relief, only feeling that he had aged more than ten years in such a short period of time.

He sighed with endless vicissitudes in his heart: "Finally he's calmed down, it's not easy to raise a child."

But he was relieved too early, if Tony was so easy and obedient, Howard, who was old and well-behaved, would not have sent him to a boarding school...

When he still wanted to soften his tone and comfort the child, a strong electric current suddenly made his hands and feet stiff.

The three-year-old Tuo on his knee, holding a thing like an electric shock pen in his hand, has become like a rabbit, jumped up quickly, stretched his calf, kicked him hard, backhanded, and sprayed him A face of anti-wolf spray.

after an hour,

"Hydra should really pay him a lot of money."

With a smile on the corner of Natasha's lips, she supported the captain, carefully washed his eyes with clean water, and said with a smile: "So many people have never knocked you down, but you were plotted against by a three-year-old child. "

Steve smiled awkwardly: "He's smart."

Hawkeye collapsed on the sofa with a smile: "If Tie Can'er knew that his son defeated Captain America, he would be very proud haha."

Then, he looked around and asked, "Speaking of which, where is this awesome kid now?"

"Hide in Tony's laboratory, close the door, no one can get in, and Jarvis also shields him, saying that no one is allowed to enter the laboratory without Tony's order. Now, the doctor has gone to see him."

Steve replied helplessly.

"Don't worry, Bruce will take care of him."

Natasha helped the captain wipe his glasses again with a towel, and said gently.

"Run away after getting into trouble, this is quite similar to the tin can."

Hawkeye commented while biting a French fries.

"Are all children in the new century so scary? I will definitely not have children in the future."

The Winter Soldier bit an apple and said to himself.

"It's not that the children of the new century are terrible, it's that the Stark family does not produce normal people."

Hawkeye retorted casually, "I've never seen a three-year-old kid who knows how to carry an electric shock pen and anti-wolf spray with him."

"Uh...that's what I did for fun."

Pooh said embarrassingly: "I practiced my hands-on ability for a while, and I was very interested in these innocuous props, so I made a lot of them and put them in Tony's laboratory. Let him help me improve them when he is free. I didn’t expect my younger brother to play with it. I’m sorry, Captain.”

"I finally know why many electrical appliances are specially marked with the phrase 'Do not touch children'. They don't understand anything, and it's not serious."

The Winter Soldier continued to express his opinion: "Steve, you should be glad that Pooh just made some self-defense props, not guns and ammunition."

"Hey, don't say that about my brother."

Pooh couldn't help but defend himself immediately and said, "He's not indifferent. My anti-wolf sprayer has five gears, the first and second gears are relatively mild, and they are aimed at ordinary adults. For the captain, what effect is it estimated?" It doesn't matter; the third and fourth gears are aimed at soldiers with force, training, and relatively high physical fitness; the fifth gear is the highest, comparable to tear gas, but judging from the captain's symptoms, my brother must have chosen the fourth gear. For a super soldier, it is just useful, and it will not hurt anyone, my brother is very smart."

Hawkeye was stunned: "So, you want to tell us that a three-year-old child would think so much? Are you sure you didn't make up these things for him? I think that child may just click one at random. "

Pooh shrugged his shoulders like you would believe it or not.But obviously, he himself believed in this inference very much.

As for why?

The child of the Stark family is such a genius!

Does anyone have an opinion?Feel free to comment, thank you.

Just as everyone was discussing how smart a three-year-old can be, Sol walked in disheartened.

Behind him, Loki, who was wearing a seven-year-old skin, also walked in with a smile that was not a smile.

"What's wrong with you?"

Hawkeye asked in amazement.

Saul glared at him angrily, but said nothing.

But Loki behind him replied in a very timely and innocent tone: "Uncle Saul, flying and hitting a tree!"

After finishing speaking, he stretched out his little hand, showed three fingers, and said with a naive smile, "I bumped three times."

Everyone couldn't help laughing.

Hawkeye clutched his stomach exaggeratedly: "God! Hit a tree! Sol, you went out today, did you put your IQ in Asgard?"

"How would I know, a big tree suddenly appeared in front of me!" Saul argued angrily.

Because he took the child to the sky today, he flew relatively low, and when he turned around to talk to the child, he crashed into a tree!

But before turning around...

He obviously didn't notice that there was a big tree right in front of the flight?

eccentric!

Sol couldn't help but think back to his experience of hitting a tree three times, and bumped into an obstacle inexplicably in front of him...

Hey, this feeling of being bored and not knowing where the problem is, really seems to be the feeling when my brother is still around!

He subconsciously cast his eyes on the seven-year-old Loki, who was wearing a seven-year-old skin. The child pursed his lips and was snickering. When he saw him looking over, he immediately put on a cute expression, full of innocence.

This feeling of changing faces... is so familiar!

When Sol was a little suspicious, Natasha helped Steve walk over from the pool, and saw Steve's embarrassed expression covering his eyes.

Thunder God, who always talked about loyalty, immediately put aside the misty doubts before, strode over, and asked with a frown, "Is there an enemy coming to attack?"

Steve thought for a while before he sighed and replied, "Yes, quite a formidable enemy. You can't beat him, you can't scold him, you have to care about him and miss him."