Everyday life at Midtown High School

Avengers Building, in the lab,

Dr. Banner frowned slightly, looked at the willful son-in-law in front of him, and patiently persuaded: "Are you two really sure you want to do this? It's really not a good thing to treat yourself as a test subject. You see, I It's a bad example."

"I just drove the steel armor into the river, and I made a mistake."

Tony wiped his wet hair with a towel and complained, "I got a big heart attack. It hurts. Bruce, really, I can't let this thing damage my image of being a hero."

Harry shrugged his shoulders, pointed to his face and said: "This green spot that seems to be rotten is expanding on my face. I can't stand this. If I am really disfigured, Pooh will break up with me." of."

"It would be nice if that was the case," Tony said gloatingly.

"I swear!"

Harry turned his head angrily, and said to Tony viciously: "I swear, you drive me away, Pooh will never find anyone who behaves better than me!"

"You're overestimating yourself, boy," Tony retorted unwillingly.

Harry immediately retorted with a sneer: "Do you think your son is a pure and good baby? We have been together for so many years, and we don't know how well we fit in bed. If you find another one for him temporarily, will it satisfy him?"

Tony glared at him angrily, and didn't speak for a while.

The next moment, the armor on Mark 42's arm suddenly flew over, he raised his hand suddenly, and aimed the cannon at Harry.

"stop!"

Dr. Banner hurriedly hugged Tony's steel arm, and stopped shouting: "If you fight, go out and fight! Damn, don't provoke me, I feel like I'm going green."

"Sooner or later, I'll kill you, Osborne." Tony said harshly.

"As long as you don't mind your son being widowed," Harry replied without fear.

"I hate you," Tony continued childishly.

"I hate you too, but anyway, I'll take care of you with Pooh, Dad." Harry replied equally childishly.

The two stared at each other.

Then, they snorted coldly, turned their heads at the same time, and ignored each other again.

Dr. Banner looked around, smiled helplessly, and could only smooth things over and said, "Stop making trouble, let's discuss something serious."

The two looked at Dr. Banner at the same time: "We've always been talking about business."

Dr. Banner was almost laughed at by two people.

So he ignored these two naive guys, and directly followed his own train of thought, persuading: "Actually...Tony, you can have an operation to remove the reactor and shrapnel; and Harry, seriously, believe me, Your little disfigurement is much better than mine. So, there is really no need for the two of you to risk your life to get some bloody extremis injections. If something really goes wrong with you, how can I talk to Steve? Tell Pooh?"

"I have to do this, because the Green Goblin Potion has sequelae."

Harry replied frankly: "Not only is it disfigured, in fact, I often lose control of my emotions now, even... I have had the urge to hurt others several times, doctor, you should know that a superpower who loses control will harm caused."

"Also, the stakes may not be as great as you think, Bruce."

Tony replied simply: "Killian couldn't figure it out before, but it doesn't mean I can't figure it out. Maya is smart, she can invent Extremis virus, but she is not genius enough to perfect this idea, and it just so happens that I am A genius. So, she and Killian have been trying to threaten me to perfect this potion, and I did it, but no one knew about it... But in fact, in private, I once cured a little girl from a terminal illness with a virus, and died I reprogrammed her brain and it was a thrilling process, I succeeded. You may say, I don't need to take such a big risk, but what you say take out the shrapnel, take away the reactor, the same You need to take risks, not to mention, I have a reason to inject medicine."

"What's the reason?" Dr. Banner asked suspiciously.

"Because..." Tony replied silently, "I don't want Steve to call me Grandpa Tony one day."

Unable to hold back, Harry burst out laughing.

"Please, don't be kidding, Tony."

Dr. Banner said dumbfoundedly: "You're saying it the wrong way. In terms of seniority, you should be called Uncle Steve!"

"uncle?"

Tony opened his eyes and yelled angrily, "He thinks beautifully, dream! I don't mean generation, I mean, future! You know? I'm going to age faster than him, bloody super soldier. Don't let When I have white hair, white beard and wrinkled face, I can kill mosquitoes, but I just watched him still so young and vigorous?"

"Uh..." Dr. Banner was speechless.

"He will definitely have sex! Think about it, doctor, if you are 70 years old and Natasha is still so beautiful and coveted, will you be at ease?"

"Stark, your mouth is really annoying." The doctor laughed back angrily.

If it wasn't for his good yoga practice and proper emotional control recently, it would be really difficult for him to maintain his calmness every time he was stimulated by Stark without any scruples.

But I have to admit that Tony is as genius as he said.

After he presented a bunch of data on the success rate, Dr. Banner finally gave some approval to the experiment.

"Although you feel very safe, you must be cautious when injecting for the first time."

The doctor was good-tempered but insisted: "The dose of the medicine must be controlled by me. At the same time, if the experiment is found to be unsuccessful, I will terminate it immediately. If you agree, I will help you once."

Tony looked at him seriously, and finally, nodded in agreement.

"In that case, which one of you will come first?" Dr. Banner asked with relief.

"I go first."

Harry took the initiative to say, "I have that damn Green Goblin potion on me. Although I don't look good, my physical fitness has indeed improved, so even if there is a little accident, I should be able to survive."

Tony pursed his lips and said nothing.

He turned his head to face the three computer screens, tapped the keyboard, and said emphatically again: "There is not that much danger. I have tried it many times before, and there is a 90.00% success rate."

Harry smiled smartly, not arguing with Tony for the rare occasion.

He lay down on the mechanical chair very actively and naturally, and allowed Dr. Banner to connect some unknown wires and tubes to his body. The whole scene was a bit like a scene from a sci-fi movie. Think about the magical desperate situation Virus couldn't help sighing slightly: "Sometimes, I really don't understand where the boundary between humans and machines is? For example, now, it's a bit miraculous that the human body can be used as a machine to encode."

"There are plenty of amazing things, boy."

Tony said casually: "Making the impossible possible is exactly what scientists need to do."

Harry smiled and said nothing more.

Those complicated lines connected his internal situation with the computer. Dr. Banner and Tony were looking at the data of four or five computers that kept swiping the screen, calculating and comparing, and discussing in a low voice who Also don't understand terms.

"Hang on, how do you feel now?" Tony asked.

"Feeling a little electrocuted," Harry replied.

"Very good." Tony replied, "I tried to connect myself before, and with Jarvis' help, it felt pretty good."

Dr. Banner looked at him speechlessly: "I don't know what's so good about being electrocuted, well, your joke is also pretty good."

The two of them continued to look at the flashing data on the screen.

"I'll give you an upgrade this time, little Osborne, you earned it!" Tony couldn't hold back and started talking again.

"Oh, what are the upgrades?" Harry asked curiously.

"Reflexes, metabolism... and IQ," Tony said in a mocking tone.

"I think you need to upgrade your emotional intelligence." Harry muttered.

"Oh, at times like this, can you two stop bickering?"

Dr. Banner said with a headache: "I'm still very nervous!"

"Okay, let's talk about something relaxing." Tony said very naturally.

Then, he casually typed on the keyboard, and a computer with a screen full of data immediately played Victoria's underwear show: "I like this episode the most. Look at these two, twins! The legs are very long, and the chest Perfect shape too! I've slept with twins before when..."

Dr. Banner was stunned.

He looked at the screen with a dull expression: "Uh...we are conducting dangerous human experiments, Tony."

"Are you really going to widow Pooh?"

Harry closed his eyes, and shouted with a look of lovelessness: "In such a tense and dangerous experiment, you still have the leisure to take out the Victoria's Secret!!!"

"Work without forgetting entertainment."

Tony zoomed in very naturally, and made a close-up shot of a beautiful female model: "Do you know why your father is unpopular? Because he doesn't understand humor."

"Do you know why you are unpopular?"

Harry asked back: "Because, you have never been reliable."

"Thank you for the compliment!"

Tony clicked pause and zoomed in again nonchalantly: "Kid Osborne, what do you think, this blonde model looks like?"

"Not as good as Captain America."

Harry glanced at it, then answered curtly.

Tony was startled, turned his head and looked carefully for a while, then sighed, and replied in a slightly disappointed tone: "It's really not as good as it is."

On the fourth day of Steve's absence, Tony began to miss him a little.

Dr. Banner, who is working hard, faces such two people...

I just felt that I was nervous all the time, like a fool.

While continuing to monitor and experiment in charge, he sighed helplessly: "This is probably... not a family, not entering a family."