Everyday life at Midtown High School

Before meeting Tony, Pooh was at a disadvantage in daily social life.

He belongs to a minority group in society, first a single-parent family, then an orphan, and finally a special orientation.

People always like to cry with sympathy for the tragic life experience of the protagonist in the story.

But when encountering them in reality, most people will seek the advantages and avoid the disadvantages, because they are worried that they will get into trouble, so they choose to avoid them.

But in such a bad situation, Pooh was able to live a prosperous life, which naturally has his very unique features.

As the saying goes, those who love to laugh will have good luck.

Optimism plus good luck, plus some loyalty and sincerity to friends, is the simplest reason why Pooh can make so many people like it.

For example, now, when faced with Peter's unreliable ideas, as a friend, Pooh just curled the corners of his lips, not caring about the absurdity of these reasons, smiled slightly, without any doubts, and easily agreed Come down: "OK!"

"I will work hard to save the world and not hold everyone back... What? You already promised?"

Peter, who was still rambling about his advantages, immediately shouted out in surprise.

Pooh laughed immediately: "Why not? You came to me, isn't it because I will agree?"

"I think so...but I still feel that you don't have to help me, uh...I mean, you have no obligation to help me..." Peter said softly, "Thank you, brother."

"You said you were a brother too, Peter."

Pooh asked happily: "My good brother wants to do something, why do you think... I don't support it?"

Peter scratched the back of his head and smiled silly.

Harry, who was half asleep and half awake before, looked at them with half-closed eyes, and now seemed to be a little awake at last.

But when he opened his mouth, he chased people away: "Instead of being silly here, I advise you, quickly think about how to promote yourself. You don't think that as long as Pooh says something, you can join the Avengers? Anyway It also needs to be tested."

"Test? How to test?" Peter looked at Pooh suspiciously.

Without waiting for Pooh to answer, Harry started to analyze: "It's like someone coming to Osborne to apply for a job. First of all, there must be a bottom line, such as education, skills and other requirements; Some tests by the department; after passing, there will be a second interview; after the second interview, the management will conduct three interviews..."

Spider-Man turned his eyes in circles: "Is it so complicated?"

"Osborne is so difficult to get into?" Pooh was also quite surprised.

Then, he thought about it again, shook his head and said, "I really don't know the standards of the Avengers, but I can help you find out later. However, Harry is right, if you want to join the Avengers, there should still be standards." Well, it's like if we want to graduate, we need to pass the exam."

Peter nodded solemnly: "It makes sense."

"Go away if you have reason!"

Harry continued to rush people impatiently: "Let's go, let's get ready."

Peter smiled good-naturedly, turned around and planned to go back the same way from the window.

But at the moment when he was about to climb out of the window, he turned his head abruptly: "You two...are you not wearing any clothes under the quilt?"

"Go away," Harry yelled angrily.

Pooh grabbed the quilt with an embarrassed expression.

"Uh...you pay attention to your health."

The face under Spiderman's mask was a little red, but he couldn't hear anything in his tone, it was just a kind persuasion.

Then, he grabbed the spider silk and swung out nimbly like a big spider.

In the room, there was silence for a while.

After about 1 minutes,

"Keep your hands away and pay attention to your health."

Pooh repeated Peter's words.

"Fuckit, it's not healthy to hold back!"

Harry retorted disapprovingly.

Because I want to introduce Peter to Tony.

Pooh finally decided to 'forgive' his father's previous bastard behavior, and took Harry back to the Avengers Building.

When he and Harry returned to the Avengers Tower, the house was buzzing and cheerful.

The reason for being so happy is that Tony read the captain's private message on Twitter.

Of course, in name, he was just checking the cell phone for the captain.

Because the captain said: "There are always people who private message me on Twitter. It's rude to ignore them, but they always say something that I don't understand."

It is precisely because of the captain's aboveboard character and his indifference to Tony.

Halfway through the so-called overhaul, Tony held Steve's phone with his index finger and thumb openly, and put it in front of his eyes.

Then, he looked at the screen with great joy, and couldn't stop watching.

In the background of Steve’s Twitter, there are a lot of private messages similar to the following paragraphs:

Fan A: [Handsome guy, what zodiac sign are you from? ]

The Star-Spangled Banner never falls: [Bucky seems to have said that I am a Leo. ]

Fan A: [Who is Bucky? ]

The Star-Spangled Banner Never Falls: [My best brother, friend.Bucky is handsome, cheerful, smart, and brave... (a large section of praise is omitted here)]

Fan A: [...bye, gay! ]

Star Spangled Banner:[? ? ? ]

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Fan B: [Hi, do you have a girlfriend yet? ]

The Star-Spangled Banner Never Falls: [I already have a boyfriend who is in a relationship with the premise of marriage. ]

Fan B: […]

The Star-Spangled Banner Never Falls: [His name is Tony Stark. ]

Fan B: [sneer. JPG, crazy!Why don't you call yourself Captain America?There are so many dramas for fans these days! ]

The Star-Spangled Banner Never Falls: [… I am Captain America. ]

Fan B: [Tony and the captain are both my husbands!In the next life, queue up earlier!Goodbye, bitch! ]

Star Spangled Banner:[? ? ? ]

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Fan C: [...do you want to see my nude photos? ]

The Star-Spangled Banner Never Falls: [What? ]

Fan C: a nude photo.JPG

The Star-Spangled Banner never falls: […Listen, a good girl shouldn't do this, where's your address? ]

Fan C: [Haha, I call you prudish, pretend!address is……]

After a time interval of about half a minute, a voice was sent out.

Tony clicked to open it, and the girl screamed immediately: […shit @#￥%…&*Damn it, I was seduced there, and you actually called the police, bitch, traitor! ]

The Star-Spangled Banner never falls: [Reform well and get out of prison as soon as possible. ]

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"Did you actually call the police? That girl has a very good figure!"

Tony couldn't help laughing and said: "Can't you see that she is seducing you? Call the police?!"

"But this is wrong, how can you post nude photos?"

Steve answered stiffly with disapproval.

Tony was dying of laughter at his stern look.

Natasha on the side couldn't help laughing too.

When Pooh came in, he looked around and found that everyone was very happy, especially Tony, who could hardly stand up from laughing.

Due to the relaxed atmosphere at the moment, he took the opportunity to help Peter apply for the job.

"Spider-Man?" Black Widow Natasha showed a thoughtful expression.

She glanced sideways at Tony to see how he would handle this.

However, Tony didn't show mercy at all because of his good mood, and refused very simply and rudely: "I don't accept minors."

"But Peter is an adult, right away." Pooh explained, "And, his abilities are really good."

"That doesn't work either." Tony tossed the phone to the captain casually, turned around and said.

"Wait, Dad! That's my best friend." Pooh grabbed him and began to help his good brother through the back door seriously: "Please, at least meet him, test it, and then make a conclusion Bar!"

Every time Pooh called out to Dad and made some requests, Tony couldn't refuse him.

Because Tony always felt that during the life of this child in his teens, there were very few opportunities to ask his father.

"I'm only giving one interview."

Tony held up a finger.

Steve has no problem with that.

Although from an adult standpoint, he, like Tony, didn't think there was any big unresolved battle that required a child to participate.But he felt that he could understand Peter's desire to serve the motherland, just like he did back then (fog), so he was willing to give this child a chance.

Natasha shrewdly noticed Tony's expression and the phrase 'only one interview opportunity'.

Gave an interview opportunity, but did not say to recruit in.

So, with the intention of watching the excitement, she gathered around to watch.

In addition, she likes this group of children from the bottom of her heart, and is happy to see them tossing around alive and kicking every day.

Pooh, Peter, Harry, and Gwen... Occasionally, she even sighed involuntarily, 'It's nice to be young'

Sometimes stroking her abdomen, she can't help but think, if she had a child before the operation, would she have grown up to this size?

The three adults didn't take this matter to heart. As for the interview questions...

It's just that irresponsible, no, it's flexible.

Peter still had no idea of ​​the situation he was about to face.

Pooh helped him make an appointment with Tony for an interview at ten o'clock the next morning. The examiner had three Avengers, namely Steve, Natasha and Tony.According to Pooh's guess, Tony is the chief examiner, so Peter should review and prepare well, and must show the most powerful and unique Spider-Man.

The next day, Peter showed up at the Avengers Tower wearing a cologne-sprayed spider red and blue mesh uniform and a large backpack.

Harry, who greeted him outside, almost laughed: "Hey, buddy, is spraying perfume what you call preparation?"

Peter didn't admit it at all: "What, you smelled it wrong, it doesn't smell like anything."

"Don't dawdle, want to be late?" Pooh shouted from the other end.

So Peter ran over in a hurry and followed Pooh into the so-called interview room.

The three Avengers watched him with feigned seriousness.

Then, the so-called examiner Tony held out his hand and said, "Young man, start your performance."

Peter took a deep breath...

After 10 minutes, Pooh just felt: 'Oh my God, one chance is so rare, it's not enough!Go back and beg Dad to come back a few more times! '

Because, the cute Spider-Man, after Tony finished speaking, he took out a small speaker from his backpack, accompanied by music, and performed singing and dancing to the three examiners.

Hot electronic music is playing from the speaker, and the rhythm is so strong that people can't help but want to shake their legs, or stand up and shake to their heart's content!

The little spider twisted its waist and lifted its legs while singing and dancing, and jumped up and down with the help of spider silk, flying left and right.

Moreover, he really prepared very carefully.

Because, in the lyrics he adapted, there are "Mr. Stark, who is wise and mighty, wants to help, just call Spider-Man and I will be there."

The flattery is so naked!

Tony wanted to roll his eyes.

After the flattering, the little spider boasted again, "I am the amazing Spider-Man, the amazing Spider-Man, the light-weight Spider-Man...Spider-Man, Spider-Man, friendly neighbor Spider-Man, loving life Spider-Man!" '

When he finished his performance...

The three examiners gave him warm applause, and said at the same time: "Please enter the elevator, press the first floor, go out, and don't see you off."