Everyday life at Midtown High School

The first day of Pooh's vacation was so miserable.

He ran N laps around the plug road, mustered up the courage to step on the gas pedal, and then the brakes, and finally, just before the tense moment of overturning, he managed to save himself with difficulty.

However, when he came from the wilderness, deserted racing track (his father signed a check, drove everyone away, and booked the entire venue for him to learn to drive), relying on two legs, and looking for a good driver along the way to ask for a ride ...

It was twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, and when he returned to the Avengers Building smoothly, he was greeted by Steve's disapproving gaze and a sentence of 'Pooh, do you know how late it is?I know that you are more excited when you just learned to drive, but you should also pay attention to your time. Your father is worried about you, and he didn't sleep so late. '

'My dad is worried about me? ' Pooh almost believed it.

If Tony hadn't been accompanied by rock music at this time, stepping on the beat all the way, and coming out to eat supper with a happy face, he might really believe it.

Shit worry I don't sleep.

You are simply using me as an excuse to take the opportunity to stay up all night playing!

Pooh stared at Tony blankly, as if seeing through everything.

"Didn't you go to sleep, Captain?"

Tony, who was dancing and twisted halfway, stopped very naturally and calmly after seeing the scene in front of him.

He still had spare time, but he carefully tidied up the somewhat messy neckline and patted the dust on his clothes, as if the person who was writhing in rhythm just now wasn't him.

Then, he turned to Pooh with a very kind look, and greeted with a smile: "Hi, baby, you're finally back, dad misses you so much, did you have a good time?"

Everyone should see Captain America's bewildered expression.

He looked at the father and son blankly, and asked with a puzzled expression, "Tony, I told you to go to bed, but you said, you were so worried that Pooh couldn't fall asleep? But I really haven't seen it... I haven't seen it before." You, are you so worried?"

"That must be because you don't know much, Captain!" Tony raised a finger and said, "In the new century, there has been no stereotypes. Everyone liberates their personalities and frees their minds. They don't just sit there and feel uneasy. Only when you bow your head and weep are you worried!"

"I'm really, really worried! So, I have to listen to rock and roll to calm down. What is rock and roll? It's a catharsis of emotion."

At the moment when the lie was exposed, Iron Man's face was still able to withstand the test.

While he was talking, he also played a rap that he read in one breath.

"Can you hear my worry?" he asked the two of them.

Steve: "I can hear the man talking, he seems to be dying."

Pooh was obviously angry, and he was almost amused.

However, I have to say that when Tony was talking nonsense in a serious manner, if he ignored the content of his words and just looked at the sincere facial expression and those serious caramel-colored eyes, everyone would probably believe him.

Pooh was tired and hungry, and he didn't want to waste any more right now.

He glared hard at the past, turned and rushed into the kitchen.

Tony shrugged calmly, gave Steve a good daddy smile, and sighed, "Ah, rebellious period."

Steve was confused: "You... It seems that what you said is true, I almost believed it again."

However, evil may come around.

Tony cheated on his son the day before, and fell ill the next day.

Seriously speaking, it's not a serious illness, but when he was in Afghanistan, in order to implant the reactor, Tony had Ethan remove part of his lung lobe to accommodate the implant.

Although the lobectomy is very successful and will not seriously affect daily activities and life expectancy, once you are overtired or do strenuous exercise, your resistance will be particularly weak when facing some diseases such as bronchitis and pneumonia.

Last night, it happened to rain, and the temperature suddenly turned cold.

Tony stayed up late again, and started to cough early in the morning. After breakfast, even the voice of asking for fried eggs became hoarse to the point where he couldn't speak.

But even so, he still insisted on going to Stark's new product launch conference.

"I promised Pep yesterday to speak."

She was obviously old, but she still opened those innocent big eyes like a child and pretended to be pitiful: "If I don't go, she will hit my head hard with her high heels."

Pooh was still angry at first, but when he saw him like this, he couldn't bear it anymore.

"Did you write your speech, Tony?"

He suggested with worry and concern, "Otherwise, I'll read it for you."

Tony gave him a surprised look.

Then he grinned and said hoarsely, "Good idea! No problem, son.

This is Pooh's first public appearance.

He wore a suit in a rare and serious manner, and took off all the earrings on his ears, so as not to make people feel that he was frivolous.

"Tony promised so readily, I was just talking to comfort him."

He said to Harry who was with him with a bitter face, "I'm so nervous now!"

Harry put his arms around him, leaned down and kissed him, and said, "Don't worry, dear, you've been great! Besides, just read the speech and you'll be fine. I checked, this speech is from Miss Pep's hand, I heard that it is very well-behaved, and there will be no major problems."

"But I'm still nervous!" Pooh continued to say bitterly.

"Then..." Harry thought for a while, and suggested, "As you can imagine, all the people in the audience are naked."

"Heyman, does that include you too?"

Pooh had a strange look, with a faint smile in his big eyes, his gaze swept across his lower body, and he said a little ambiguously: "If you say that, I won't be nervous anymore! But maybe there will be another A nuisance."

However, complaints are complaints.

When the time came, Pooh still dutifully helped Tony read the speech.

"Hello everyone, thank you so much for coming..."

The opening sentence of the first sentence was normal, and under the gaze of a group of people, Pooh finally calmed down a lot.

He simply warned himself not to look up, and read the speech carefully with his head down.

"It's a pity that you won't be able to hear Tony Stark's elegant, sexy, mature, wise, and addictive voice."

"But it's okay, at least you can listen to my son's... magpie call?"

Magpie called?

What the fuck?

Pooh subconsciously turned his head and glanced at Tony.

His dad, however, was signaling him to continue with a big smile on his face.

He had no choice but to continue reading: "My son is a lucky baby..."

Pooh blushed a little, and continued to read: "Every time he talks, I... want to laugh? There is nothing more interesting than a little fool pretending to be mature!? I was so unlucky a few years ago, it must be because he didn't The reason you came to me..."

Pooh was silent for three seconds, then looked back.

Tony smiled as if nothing had happened, and made a cheering gesture.

Pooh had no choice but to turn around again, and sped up his speech here a little annoyed.

But the next moment,

"I love him, my son. He's not as clever as I am, but fortunately, he doesn't cost much to keep."

What the hell are these things!

Didn't you mean the speech written by Pep?

I can't believe that Aunt Pep would write something like this! !

Bastard Tony!

Pooh is totally insane.

But he had to bite the bullet and continue reading.

Ok!

The next sentence is normal again: "It is well known that the Avengers Tower is the first skyscraper in New York to be powered by clean energy. But I have heard that some people are always skeptical, because they claim that it is impossible for me to develop the same Clean energy technologies that are as powerful and efficient as those of old."

This sentence made Pooh frown a little unhappy.

Although he was annoyed by Tony's deeds of cheating his son, he couldn't allow others to say a bad word about Tony.

So, he secretly made up his mind, and went back to check Twitter to see who was smacking his father with nothing to do all day long.

"... people think that Tony Stark is handsome, young and rich, talented, and almost perfect."

While reading, Pooh couldn't hold back, and looked back at Tony.

He has now determined that the speech must have been written by Tony.

But I couldn't think of any solution for a while, so I had to continue reading: "There is also a son who is a bit stupid, but still considerate, God can't treat him so well! Therefore, it is absolutely impossible for him to have such a powerful invention .Because, in this way, it would be too unfair."

Winnie took a deep breath.

Tony was one step behind him, beckoning towards the audience gracefully, like a superstar who is fascinated by everyone.

Pooh read dryly: "I'm not saying this is fair, but there's no way, this is reality. And reality is always crueler than imagination."

this moment,

Behind Pooh, Tony straightened his expression and began to look around the audience seriously.

Except for Pep, who was about to be pissed off by Tony's unreasonable speech again, many people were amused by this scene.

The father and son seemed to be performing an interesting double reed, the son was struggling to read the words, and the father was behind him, showing various expressions and movements.

"Do you think so?" Nick Fury, director of S.H.I.E.L.D., asked modestly, "Even if these two Starks are not scientists or rich men, they can definitely become two rising stars in the show business world." ?”

Agent Maria Hill rolled her eyes helplessly.

She complained silently: "Please, can you men be more serious once in a while."

"The transformation and upgrading of energy is an extremely long process, and it cannot be popularized in a short time... But the concept and model of green, low-carbon and environmental protection will inevitably become an important principle of energy use today."

"But I don't want to tell you this truth. In this world, there are not many people who can truly transform spiritual things such as ideas and morality into their own actions. Therefore, I will only tell you the most basic and most important point Son, that's..."

"The clean energy promoted by Stark is not only green, low-carbon, and environmentally friendly, but also has the characteristics of 'better use and less money'."

"Just choose Stark and you can never go wrong."

"Thanks to my silly son Pooh, Daddy loves you!"

Finally finished reading the speech with difficulty, and gave the stage to Stark's CEO, Ms. Pep.

The moment he stepped into the backstage, Pooh yelled and threw himself at Tony: "Bastard, I hate you!"

Tony laughed, grabbed his arm, and smirked at him, mouthing: "Daddy loves you!"