[Complete] Sibyl the Immortal

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[Tree Hole] I am so tired of opening a store and meeting two people who kicked the restaurant...

#0 It's so hard to be human

RT, the original poster runs a divination hall. Of course, the divination halls these days are all about fooling little girls. Everyone knows it. Just listen to divination. If you really believe in this thing, then you are... ╮(╯_╰)╭

The host university is studying psychology, you know.So so far, I haven't encountered any customers who are too difficult to deal with.

However, there is an old saying that goes well—blessings and misfortunes never come singly, and when things get difficult, they come! ! !

Wait for the landlord to drink his saliva and continue.

#1 Planetarium

Divination is all about fooling little girls?

Ha ha.

#2 A white flower

Brother why bother?It was originally to fool the little girls.Does anyone really believe in that stuff these days?

#3==

Horse, the landlord continues.

#4 Planetarium

Hehe, can people who don't understand stop talking nonsense?

#5 A white flower

Don't you know, big brother?Then you said, what is the use of this thing?I can't talk nonsense...can you stop laughing?What should I do if I want to slap my face when I see hehe?

Being glamorous and noble is a disease that can be cured.

#6Luna

Is this the pinch rhythm?

#7==

Has the landlord returned after drinking water?Choked to death?

#8 Planetarium

Divination is meant to determine the way for others.

What is the difference between a person who randomly divination for others, who pretends to understand, and a person who randomly shows others the way?unacceptable.

#9 A white flower

Excessive?

What about the guiding theory? It's funny. Who really believes in divination these days?The landlord pointed out a random way for the other party. Did the other party really go that way?

This kind of trivial matter can be online, are you fucking kidding me?

#10 It's so hard to be human

The owner is back...

What's the matter, I just pinched it when I knew how to type?

Why are you so angry?From a psychological point of view, people who come to divination know the answer before they get it, and divination is just to give them a reason to be sure.

Forget it and continue to say that I met this pair of kickers today.

By the way, isn’t it that misfortunes never come singly?This really doesn't work alone.These two kickers came in pairs!They are also suspected couples of a man and a woman!Are you bullying members of my big FFF group?burn!

Cough cough, the host was just joking, let’s get back to the topic.

First came a pair of siblings, and the younger brother who came to divination, a young boy in high school, wearing glasses, good-looking, Aries, and a clean uniform, seemed to be troubled by interpersonal relationships.I gave him some advice.During this process, the woman kept watching coldly, her eyes were very uncomfortable.

The boy seemed to believe it completely, but the woman didn't believe it at all.

That look almost said "you liar".

In the end, she asked me "What will the weather be like today?" After I answered "The weather forecast says it will continue to be sunny", she smiled strangely and asked me "Really?"...

All in all, she's an amazing woman!

But the one who came later, let the host know that this kind of person who turned away with a smile is really good..._(:з」∠)_

#11 I am round and beautiful!

Based on your description from the landlord, you seem to have met someone who knows how to do it.

Light a candle for the host.

People like you are very disliked in this industry, and you are lucky if people in the industry didn't smoke you.

Also, sir, it's raining tonight.

Your "weather forecast says it will continue to be sunny"... really exposed you.

#12 True Red Lightning

Fuck it, is there really someone who knows how to do it?

Ask for 8 upstairs!

#13 Planetarium

Don't think that you can't see it, and neither can others. There are many people in this world who can see it.

#14 A white flower

On the first floor of the school, there was a glamorous and noble hehe—I can see your sister!Divination is inherently superstitious, but this world is still very scientific!Besides, you said it so swearingly, can you see it? !

#15==

Sure enough, it was pinched...

#16==

Although I don't agree with the statement of those magic sticks upstairs... But Bai Hua, this world is really unscientific.Look at the famous detective Mori Kogoro who has become popular recently, how many murders he encounters in a day!I think he's been in the newspaper every day recently, okay?How come there are so many murderers in Japan!Why does he meet dead people every day! ! !

#17=mouth=

I remembered Kogoro Mori mentioned upstairs... Don't you think it's strange to say that it's the season for terrorists to come out again recently?Why are there so many bomb demons in Tokyo recently! ! !Today, Mihua Building, Tomorrow, Cupido Hotel, Houtian Department Store, Houtian Baseball Stadium...even Osaka is not spared! ! !

#18 who has me black

Cough cough, as an insider, I would like to give you a popular science upstairs. When there was an incident involving the bomber, either the Maori detective himself was present or his family members were present. As far as I know, his daughter has landed on the scene of the explosion more than twice... including That time in Osaka.

#19 Planetarium

It is not Mori Kogoro who has a problem with fate, but the people around him.

#20=mouth=

Upstairs and upstairs seek deep 8! ! !

#21 Planetarium

It's nothing to be deep about, it's just that there are people around him who die wherever they go.

#22 who has me black

Fuck, you got the truth upstairs!

#23 True Red Lightning

Do you mean that Mori Kogoro?My friend who works in the Metropolitan Police Department told me that she is already seriously considering applying for [-]-hour surveillance of Mori Kogoro. She thinks that this will greatly reduce her workload-it is also very hard for the police to die so many people.

#24 I am round and beautiful!

... Really red, quickly persuade your friend to give up this idea!Otherwise we won't see her tomorrow! ! !

#25 Planetarium

late.

The news was broadcast just now. The female policeman encountered a serial killer and was unconscious due to head injuries.

This is probably the true red friend.

Although life is safe, but you really won't see her tomorrow.

#26 True Red Lightning

I'm so crazy! ! !I'll get off first and I'll call and ask! ! !

#27==

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#The Power of Maori Detective#

#28 True Red Lightning

...I don't fucking believe in science anymore...

#29 I am round and beautiful!

In short... the advice I can give you is to try not to get close to the Maori detective and his family within a hundred miles.

They are shrouded in a unique aura.

#30 black triple star

A halo of death?

#31 A bowl of red bean paste

For some reason, I suddenly can't imagine the day when Maori detectives won't be in the newspapers...

#32 Planetarium

Don't even think about it in your lifetime.

#33 It's so hard to be human

...This building is crooked...

Cough cough, I am the host, I am back.Just got a call.

After the pair mentioned earlier left, another pair came again not long after.

If the previous couple was a combination of a mature girl in strange clothes and a young boy with glasses.Then this pair is simply when Akashi Seijuro meets Yan Moai...

(Note: Brother Zun's manga version and the team leader are still... miniatures, anyway, the anime characters have the same eye color and hairstyle! [Hello])

I won’t complain about that red-haired high school student—he looks like a bad boy anyway!But that woman, with black hair and red eyes, gave me a rather... scary feeling as soon as she sat down.

Can you believe it!She came in and sat for more than half an hour without even showing a single expression! ! !

I swear by my Ph.D. certificate in Psychology from Dongda University - this girl definitely has a mental illness and needs treatment urgently! ! !

I looked at the information she filled out - very good, I'm sure she's here to play with me!

Name, blank; age, blank; zodiac sign, blank; blood type, blank; place of birth, blank... Sister, you are all blank, what are you doing? ! !

I have been in business for two years!I've never seen such a guest!

Can you guess what she said when my assistant asked her why she didn't write anything? !

She said she didn't know! ! !

Sister, do you think my head was hit by a tennis ball played by a Japanese middle school student recently? !Do you think I will believe such a nonsense reason? ! ! !It’s fine if you don’t know your constellation and blood type, I’ll pretend you haven’t been tested, I can’t bear it if you don’t know your age and place of birth, I’ll treat you as an orphan, but you don’t even know your name, what’s wrong with you? ! ! !

... It's not enough, the landlord went to wash his face and calm down.

#34 A team of funny than

I'll talk about getting hit on the head with a tennis ball later...

Why is this plot so familiar...

#35 The tall, rich and handsome of the first team

Don't think about LS, didn't I tell you when I called last time, our minister beat a girl with amnesia while playing tennis some time ago.

#36 True Red Lightning

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#37 I am round and beautiful!

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#38 black triple star

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#39 Planetarium

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#40 A team of funny than

...By the way, cousin, I heard that the girl ran away from the hospital, did you find her later?

#41 The tall, rich and handsome of the first team

No, she completely disappeared.

Speaking of which, it was very strange that she was hit at that time. No one knew how she landed on the tennis court by air.The minister tried his best but couldn't find anyone.

...It is also strange to say that he was able to run out of the hospital the same day he was beaten with a skull fracture.

#42 True Red Lightning

Fuck, a tennis ball hit a skull fracture? !

#43 black triple star

You calm down, Zhenhong, everyone has been killed by a tennis ball, and a skull fracture is nothing.

It is said that the tennis of Japanese middle school students seems to have developed to the point where a ball can go through a wall...

#44==

... Who said just now that this world is scientific? !Come out and let's chat about life! ! !

#45 black triple star

Upstairs you are too naive, this world has never been scientific.

#46 It's so hard to be human

The host came back after washing his face... I said, can this post not be crooked?

In short, the landlord took a deep breath, and finally calmed down and did not rush to strangle her.

It's a test of my professionalism!Who is afraid of whom!

The landlord took a closer look at this girl... But to be honest, I hardly saw any information from her face.She barely showed any expression.The look in people's eyes is also very strange, it doesn't seem to be looking at people, but looking at something inanimate.The landlord raised insects when he was a child, and that's the kind of look in his eyes.

...Anyway, the landlord hates that kind of look.

If you want to describe her, what can you say... she is lifeless.

Although it is very beautiful, it is almost like a doll.

The landlord had no choice but to say: "Did you suffer a lot when you were young?"

This is the only question the poster is sure about, because patients with this kind of mental illness basically suffered a lot when they were young.

She nodded.

Girl, please say a few more words! ! !Say a few more words and you won't die! ! !

The landlord had no choice but to continue to ask: "Are you worrying about interpersonal relationships now?"

Anyway, there are not many people in this society who don't worry about interpersonal relationships!

Then she shook her head!

You know what? She shook her head! ! !

The landlord had no choice but to continue to hold on.

"Your parents must be feeling sorry for you."

She has autism at first glance and found a bad boyfriend (silently glanced at the boy next to her, although the boy is really handsome, but at first glance he is not a kind person, okay!), her parents don’t worry about her. up!

In the end, she shook her head again! ! !

Sister, what do your parents care about? Are they not worried that you are so crooked? ! ! ! 【roar

"Communicate with them well, as long as you communicate properly, they will always understand you."

By the way, thinking about it now, when I said this, the girl suddenly seemed a little unhappy.

She started to ask the landlord back! ! !

The first sentence is very tricky!

"You can't see it at all, can you?"

... Fuck girl, what do you want me to see, can you just say it?See Gundam? !

The landlord can only continue to smile back at her!Anyway, the host is not the first to see kicking hall!

"what?"

"You didn't do divination at all, did you?"

...How the fuck do you know? !

——The landlord almost shouted this sentence ==

Fortunately, the landlord's professionalism made the landlord hold back.

"Why do you think so?"

"My parents. Gone long ago."

She said to the landlord coldly.

——I'm sorry the host knew it shouldn't be, but the host's first reaction was "Why are there so many children whose parents died today?! The boy before was why you too!?"

"Really? Really?"

The landlord could only smile back at her so forcefully.

At this time, apart from smiling, the landlord really doesn't know what expression to use to face it, okay?

The girl's eyes are so terrifying that the landlord dare not recall it anymore, okay? !

"name."

She suddenly asked the host.

Although thinking about it is really stupid, but the host was really stunned by the girl's eyes at that time, and told her his name foolishly.

Then that girl...scared the landlord to the ground, okay? ! !

#47 Planetarium

The landlord probably met the real thing.

#48 I am round and beautiful!

Looks like it came across the real thing.

Light a candle for the host.

#49 True Red Lightning

I don’t know why, but... the host [candle]

#50 black triple star

【Candle】

#51 Dimensional Witch

Oh?

The landlord is not bad luck.

I probably know who you met.If it is that child, it can only be said that you have won the jackpot.

But a mature woman in a fancy dress?

The idea of ​​the landlord is as rude as yours.

#52 True Red Lightning

Fuck!Upstairs is the party? !The beautiful sister from before! ! !

#53 Dimensional Witch

Yes.

Give the landlord a piece of advice, count me a rare kindness.

If you continue to deceive like this, your fortune-telling career probably won't last long.

Divination is related to other people's career plans. Your behavior of pretending to have abilities that you don't have and lying about them is not enough for those guests who really want to do divination. behavior.

Do you think there is no price to be paid for such an act of randomly pointing the way and pointing other people's lives astray?

#54 It's so hard to be human

Silently glanced at the 51st floor, then looked at his ID

...Sure enough, being a human is so difficult, living is really tiring_(:з」∠)_

Anyway, no one really takes divination seriously.

You think too much on the 51st floor.

Even if someone did something wrong because of it, it has nothing to do with me.Anyway, it's just that level of words, it's not painful.

But that girl, if she is real... No, I think she is real too.

Because after that, she told me about my past almost without mistakes, even things that I myself had forgotten.It is absolutely impossible to find out through investigation, because some things will never be known to outsiders.

In short...she managed to scare the host into the urine.

Fuck you a real thing to divination! ! !Play me! ! !

As for the divination she gave to the landlord later...

It just makes the owner feel tired and disliked...

What do you mean the landlord will not have children! ! !You are also a girl, is it really okay to curse me like this! ! !

What does it mean that the landlord will lose a lot of money in the near future! ! !If you don't curse me, you will die! ! !

What do you mean the landlord's parents miss the landlord very much! ! !Those two will think I am a ghost! ! !

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Tsk, what kind of museum is the real thing here!Is it fun to bully mortals? ! !

What did you say to the host before leaving... Random fabrication is no different from a crime to a fortune-teller... Fuck, I have almost never heard of such a pretense that hurts the second year of middle school!Girl, don't give up the treatment, I think you can still save it!In the second grade, the disease can be cured! ! !

#55 Dimensional Witch

"Just to this extent"?

Since the landlord said so, then I have nothing to say.

You just need to watch carefully what kind of results will be brought to you by words of this level.

I am looking forward to that day.

#56 Planetarium

Those who underestimate the power of words will be retaliated by it.

#57 True Red Lightning

I always feel that my posture to open the forum today is wrong...

Why are you suddenly so pretentious? Is this still the forum I know?

#58 I am round and beautiful!

Landlord...I don't know what to say...In short, let's go.

【Candle】【Candle】【Candle】

#59 unknown

I am not playing with you.

I went there only when Izumo said I should go and take the advice of a fortune teller.

It is taboo not to divination about one's own affairs.If you are a fortuneteller, you will not ask the question "What is the real fortune telling?"

TOEFL, let me realize how bad an unqualified fortune teller can cause.

Divination is a very sacred thing.

If you don't realize this, you will never be a fortune teller.

In addition, what I will do for you today is not divination.

But 【Prophecy】.

Divination is possible futures.

Prophecy is the future that has already been determined.

#60 A team of funny than

Fuck real people? ! ! !

======================== This post is 8CJ, please do not follow up! ========================

The author has something to say: If you don’t understand, please see the following explanation:

1. The poster in the post [It's really hard to be a human] is the female fortune teller in the fortune teller in xxxHolic who made a fake fortune teller for April [-]st.Appeared in the fourth episode of the first season of the animation, the second volume of the manga.

It's this person.

2. This chapter involves a lot of the plot of the fourth episode of the first season of xxxHolic.It was the story that Miss Yuko took April [-]st to meet the fortune teller, but what she saw was the female liar from the fortune teller.

3. This chapter pinches him a lot to mock the elementary school students who are the god of death... No, no, no, I mean Detective Conan.

For example, Kogoro Mori publishes newspapers every day—you all know Conan’s plague god physique wherever he goes and dies.

How come there are so many bomb monsters in Tokyo suddenly? Detective Maori’s daughter stayed at the scene of the explosion at least three times—you know the theatrical versions and TV plots of Conan’s various bomb monsters.

4. Characters in this chapter

[Planet] It is Koizumi Hongko in Detective Conan, the girl with a bit of foresight.Heir to the Red Magic.

[Who is darker than me] It is Hattori Heiji from Detective Conan. For this stalk, see the picture of Heiji and Aomine Daihui on Weibo before, and Hattori Heiji won in the end.What he complained about was Conan's physique that exploded wherever he went-in one episode, Conan and the others went to Osaka to play, but they were called out by the Bomb Demon after watching a ball game.

[True Red Lightning] is a cameo character, probably a friend of a policewoman from the Conanli Metropolitan Police Department.

[I am as beautiful as a picture! ] is a bit of foresight, so he can chat with the planetarium.

[A bowl of red bean paste] is the young and ignorant elder sister of Awashima City at this time—that is, the deputy head of the K Liqing group.

[The first team's funny comparison] and [the first team's tall, rich and handsome] are a pair of cousins ​​in the prince of tennis. That's right, Kenya Ninzuzu from Shitenbaoji who is full of funny comparisons, and Ice Emperor who are all tall, rich and handsome. Ninja Yushi.What Yushi Ninzu complained about was the fact that Atobe hit Xiyang with a tennis ball and lost his memory.

[Dimensional Witch] is Yuko Ichihara herself.

[Unknown] is Amnesia Xiyang himself.

Everyone else is a bitch.

that's all.

Is there anything you don't understand?