[Zerg] This male loves to complain

So, Sadie, the female father who was forgotten by Al, and Turke's male and female father, who came back from honeymoon under the name of a business trip, happened to meet Turke with a hungry/wolf/pounce/food expression on his face, and his back was turned to them. Al, in their eyes, automatically became the bullied little daughter-in-law.

Turke's female father stepped forward and pulled Turke away. Turke was about to kiss Al, but when he was pulled away, he was a little dazed for a while, but he subconsciously stuffed the green fruit dish into Al In his arms, he rubbed Al's hair by the way, turned around and punched his father's next blow.

Just when Al was at a loss looking at the green fruit plate that was suddenly stuffed into his arms, he was called back to his soul by the familiar "Al!", the voice "female father?" Seeing Sadie, he subconsciously wanted to go to Sadie's side, "Why do you..."

But the severe pain in his feet made him fall to the ground uncontrollably after he stood up. Turke, who was fighting with the female father over there, was frightened when he caught a glimpse of this scene, so there was another scar on his face Qingzi, and a loud shout, "Do you dare to lose your mind when you fight me?"

Just as Al closed his eyes, covered his face, and was about to fall into the embrace of the ground, a hug with a faint fragrance caught him. It was so fragrant, and Al unconsciously arched himself into the arms of the person who caught him. Arched, the man patted Al on the back lightly.

But different from the gentle movements of his subordinates, Al heard a cold snort from above: "This is going to heaven! Harrick is going to die, or you can pack up and sleep in the study tonight!"

It seemed to be in response to the voice that was so cold that it was falling to the ground. Even if Al didn't look at it deliberately, he could still hear the sound brought about by the obviously accelerated punch speed. After Turke was sure that Al was fine and relieved, It was only then that he began to concentrate on dealing with his female father's attack, and for a while, he had no time to pay attention to him. The two female sons fought each other with such intensity that they could not finish demolishing the house.

Al looked at Turke's male father with a slightly chilly look, and his paws were a little wooden. Is Turke's male father so terrifying?

When Uri, Turk's male father, was talking, Al withdrew from his arms and sat obediently by the side, staring at the plate of green fruits as if unintentionally, but looked at Uri's eyes At the moment, he immediately sat down obediently, and couldn't stop complaining about it, as if he was frozen by Uri's cold snort, and he couldn't find a trace.

However, Al obviously has no talent as a screenwriter, and none of the "horror" events he expected happened.

Uri looked at Al's deliberate obedience, his cold eyes softened, and there was even a smile on the corner of his mouth: "Your eyes are very similar to your male father."

After speaking, he put the green fruit on the plate into Al's hand, tidied Al's upturned hair, and moved out of the way.Sadie, who has been very worried, came up directly with a bear hug.

I haven't seen you this week, so why hasn't the female father greeted you less?Al probably got used to the way Sadie almost embeds himself in his arms, so he still has the leisure to complain.

"Father, why are you here?" After Sadie finally let go, Al took a deep breath, stuffed the green fruit he had just grasped tightly into his mouth, and asked while chewing.

As soon as these words came out, Sadie's hand that was wiping the corner of Al's mouth stopped, and his face immediately turned dark. When Al saw it, he sighed inwardly: It's over.

Sure enough, Sadie started his thoughts again: "You child, can't you tell us in advance when you go out, if Little R hadn't come back and reported a letter, we would have almost reported it to the Male Son Protection Association, and we didn't say anything You are not allowed to get close to your fiancé, but can't you tell us in advance, do you know how worried your male father is, he is not in good health..."

Well, thanks to little R, Al listened casually to Sadie's words, stuffed fruit into his mouth from time to time, and was accidentally startled by the "fiancee" in his father's words.

What? !fiancée? !Where did this fiancé come from?Don't you mean free love?What kind of development is this, I'm scared of fruit?Could it be that I really lost my memory?

Al pulled back the idea that he was going to digress again, took a deep breath, and barely glued back the expression that was about to crack, and hurriedly inserted a sentence while Sadie was speaking: "Father, what you just said is Fiancée?"

When Sadie heard Al's words, he thought it was the bastard who wanted to change the subject. Anyway, his pent-up worry was almost enough, so he followed Al's words: "Yes, the fiancé, originally Your male father and I thought that you had just grown up, plus..., but since you chose your fiancée, and Uri and your male father also grew up together, how can we be a little more at ease... ..."

"The fiancée I chose by myself?" Al's expression couldn't stick back at all, and he was almost messed up in the wind, "When will I... wait, Uri? You mean Uncle Uri?"

"Yeah." Sadie looked at Al's appearance and thought he had already remembered, so he continued: "When Uri took Turke to visit your male father, you said that you wanted Turke to be your father. of the female king?"

Following Sadie's words, Al tried hard to dig out something from his long-term memories, feeling a little bitter in his heart.

Speaking of the origins of the Al and Turg families, we must start with Al’s male father. Al’s male father, Aini and Uri, grew up together. Recently, Al has been calling Uri his uncle since he was a child.

As for the fate of Aier himself and Turg, it has to be traced back to the year after an accident, when Aier had just been consigned by a doctor to the conclusion that he might only be able to sit in a wheelchair for the rest of his life.

After the accident that year, his male father blamed himself very much, thinking that if he hadn't been too weak, he would not have caused his cubs to be born deficient, so after the accident, there was even a little room for recovery.

And the female father, who is a military female, took all the responsibility on himself. Although Al was a little heartless at the time, he watched the doctors and servants coming and going at home more or less suppressed the pity in his eyes. , there is a kind of indescribable freedom.

And since his male and female fathers came, the treatment of Al's problems can be summed up in the four words of being cautious. Sadie even gave up the position of general at his fingertips and became a combat readiness instructor. They are like I'm afraid it might be inappropriate to protect Al the way he treats fragile porcelain.

In fact, every time Al sees such a male father and a female father, he feels even more awkward, but that awkwardness is hidden by Al so deeply that Al himself has forgotten that he once overheard the doctor's conclusion. In despair, he forced himself to use an almost calm attitude to isolate the pity in people's eyes from his own world.

At that time, he happened to meet a female on the road. The female had delicate features. Although she tried to frown to pretend to be serious, she still couldn't conceal the childishness of the child.

Al looked at the worm passing by, and thought about the request he made for a fiancée in front of his parents when he was young, and was silently surprised: I was lying at the beginning, how could there really be a worm that met the conditions?

Because of this shock, Al subconsciously took a second look, but because he was not sure whether the bug was a female, he almost forgot after seeing it.

The ability of male sons to receive pheromones is far inferior to that of female sons. For male sons, if the female sons do not reveal their worm marks or identify themselves, it is difficult for male sons to confirm the identity of female sons.

Later, a chance encounter that only Al thought was an accident, let him know that the bug turned out to be a female.

At that time, Al carried his family behind his back and tried to walk in vain as usual with a simple homemade wooden stick. As a result, the female suddenly fell from the sky with a burst of green leaves.

The female's white shirt was a bit messy, the front of the shirt was wet with sweat, and there were still many stains from unknown sources on it, the top button was missing, and there were tiny hairs in the bird's nest-like hair. Leaves of Grass, Al glanced at the gorgeous worm patterns faintly revealing on the white shirt, knowing that it was a female, he couldn't say anything more, he just looked away and continued with his own business.

One climbed a tree, the other walked, and the other climbed up and down. There was an indescribable harmony between them.

One day a few weeks later, the female who had been climbing the tree in silence all this time suddenly spoke to him: "This is for you"

The female stuffed a bunch of colorful candies into Al's arms and ran away, leaving Al with a question mark on his face:

what's the situation?The candy given out of nowhere is not poisonous, right?He doesn't want to kidnap and sell me, does he?

——Facts have proved that Al's flag has been quite successful.

In addition to harvesting a bunch of candies that day, Al also successfully developed a new skill: poking fun with a blank face.

After returning home, Al routinely faced his female father’s usual nagging—since Sadie became a teacher, this military female who could say a word but never said a word was the same as a different person, as long as she opened her mouth regardless of what was going on. There is no punctuation if you want to speak in a hurry.

Al usually pretended to listen to the female father's lectures honestly, and his heart was not as patient as his appearance, but that time, for some reason, his heart was not as irritable as usual, and it was rare that he was still in the mood to open a candy at random. Put it in your mouth, um, green fruit flavor.

When Al finished eating one candy, Sadie's nagging just ended.

Almost after Al finished eating the candy from the female son, Uli brought his female son to visit Ernie, and at that time, Al was debating whether to ask the female son because the candy was gone. Where did I buy it? When I was facing Uri, I was somewhat absent-minded, just about to sneak out after saying hello.

But when he saw the female behind Uli, he was happy: this fate!

The female was the one who gave him the candy. While the male and father were greeting each other, Al awkwardly shook the wheelchair and pulled the little female aside, intending to ask him about the candy, but he was worried about being exposed. own foodie attributes.

Al habitually lowers his head when he is struggling, and when the balance between candy and exposure attributes finally tilts towards candy, he sees the female son staring at him with wide-eyed eyes. From Al's perspective, that is actually The female's shy expression was misunderstood as provocation by Perfect, and Al stared back unwillingly. The two stared at each other with two completely different thoughts, and neither of them spoke first.

Because Al's eyes were always wide open, he felt a little dry, but he didn't want to admit defeat easily, and planned to hold on a little longer. The female seemed to see through Al's thoughts, so she simply blinked her eyes.

When Al saw the action of the female son, the tension in his heart finally relaxed: I won, I told you to stare at me, and I still celebrated a little in my heart.

The female looked at the little pride on Al's face that couldn't be concealed, coupled with the eyes that blinked unconsciously because of dry eyes, as if someone took a feather and swept his heart quietly, itching.

The female thought for a while, took a piece of candy from her pocket, shook it in front of Al's eyes, looked at Al's shining but dodging eyes, laughed softly, and stuffed the candy into Al's mouth, Watching Al take a bite.

Al accidentally licked the female's tongue, leaving a little water mark on the female's fingertips.

The female son's eyes darkened, looking at the male son in front of him with the expression of "Is there any more?", she thought for a while and said, "My name is Turke, please remember...Master"

Al was so focused on the candy that he didn't care about the female's words at all, and just echoed a couple of times casually, but he didn't know that this conversation was overheard by an attendant at the time, and then it was completely different when it reached the ears of both male and female fathers. a version...

Al thought of the handsome female who was holding the candy back then, and then looked at Turke's 1.7-meter-high stature and ferocious fighting power, and his heart was chilled.

Al angrily chewed the green fruit that Sadie fed for a few times and swallowed it. Looking at the female who was twisted into a ball outside the window, only one sentence remained in his mind: the relationship between worms and worms What about basic trust between people, this is fraud!Is it too late for him to return it now?Sure enough, the conclusion drawn at the beginning was correct, Turk = metamorphosis.

By the way, Turke also cheated me of my wooden stick back then, so Turke=pervert/pervert=big liar=big pig's trotters, and in conclusion Turke=big pig's trotters, hoot.

What Al didn't notice was that his complaints went elsewhere.

Uri, who was watching the "drama", "coincidentally" turned his head and looked at Al's cheeks stuffed like a little squirrel hoarding food, and couldn't help showing a meaningful smile.

The inner theater of two male and female fathers:

Sadie: I'm not even married yet, but I like to cling to my fiancée, blue thin shiitake mushroom QAQ, should I also join Harrick for a doubles match?Do you want it, or do you want it, or do you want it?gearing up.jpg

Wu Fuck/Broken/Let/Heart Li: My cub is a female, and Harik won't be really cruel.The cub should be able to tie with his female father, first help your own cub earn a wave of sympathy points, and then the male father can only help you here, if you still can’t bring the little male home, your female father will never use it Back to the bedroom/room.

Ha. Innocent, Lee, Blame, Ke: Why do you have a bad feeling?

Ai bad health Ni: cough, cough, cough.

The Little Theater of Turk and Ayr:

Turke: I did nothing to wrong QAQ

Al: ...hands off

Turck: I don't understand, the wind is too strong.jpg

Al: This girl can't have a good chat.jpg

The author has something to say:

The words I coded, I was abused first QAQ

I feel sorry for my family Al QAQ Al is a sensible and good boy, woo woo woo QAQ

When I was on Baidu before, I happened to know that naturally ripe tomatoes are red from the inside to the outside. It should be appropriate to describe my Al...

Sort out the names of the characters: Turk’s male father is Uri, and his female father is Harik

And Al's father is Sadie, and his father is Ani.