I really don't know anything

After Ye Shujiu's trip to the cinema, she continued to play games for several days without sleep, and when she finally succeeded in capturing the last arrogant prince, she walked away satisfied with the appearance of a winner in life. up.

Jun Xijiu lived a corrupt life at home for a few more days, and when she woke up at noon one day, she suddenly felt guilty that she was wasting time like this.

Then, with this sense of guilt, he ate two fruits on the bed to fill his stomach, and then got back into bed again, intending to severely condemn his behavior in his dream.

When Jun Xijiu woke up again, it was dinner time. After eating, he was kicked out of the house by Master Huai. He kept eating, eating and sleeping like what he looked like, so he was asked to go out for a walk.

Sure enough, when returning home from vacation, parents will only kiss their children for two days.

Jun Xijiu stood at the door and pondered for a while, then decided to go soak in the library for a while, and use his studies to numb him a bit, no, to bring back his former hard-working and self-disciplined mentality.

People, if you don't die in silence, you will pervert in silence.

The perverted Jun Xijiu chose to start a live broadcast to explode.

There are many fans who follow his dynamics all the time. Almost immediately after the live broadcast, hundreds of people flooded into the live broadcast room, and the number of people increased as time went on.There were also a few big V fans notifying on their Weibo, and soon there were tens of thousands of viewers.

"Yaoshou, the male god actually took the initiative to start a live broadcast!"

"Ahhh, today's male god is still very handsome."

"I'm obsessive-compulsive, I really want to press down that pinch of hair on the male god's forehead!"

"Stupid Saigao! The male god looked a little confused, did he just wake up?"

"Yes, brother musician just got off my bed."

"You bitch upstairs, give me an Armstrong cyclotron jet Armstrong cannon."

"No, no, please stop arguing. My sixth sense is super accurate. Looking at what the male god is preparing, I have a very ominous premonition. [Shaking]"

In addition to the chat channel, if you give a high-end gift, you can send a scrolling bullet screen. This bullet screen reminds the audience in the live broadcast room to temporarily stop licking the screen and dueling, and they all look carefully at what Jun Xijiu is doing on the screen.

Jun Xijiu came over with a pen just now and they didn't think there was anything wrong with it, but now a movable alcohol blackboard was brought in, and some people started to tremble immediately.

"Well, who thinks the same as me?"

"I'm hesitating, I'm struggling, should I escape before the doomsday comes, or enjoy happiness in pain?"

"I'll go, the male god is not going to live lecture!"

"Shut up! Why do you want to puncture my fantasy! [Shaking into Parkinson]"

"Come here, drag the one upstairs out for the day."

After Jun Xijiu got everything ready, he couldn't help showing a slight smile on his lips, and he said in a gentle voice like a spring breeze: "Hi everyone, today's topic is to help the senior high school students who are about to take the college entrance examination to prepare for the benefits. Quickly sum up all the key knowledge points from the first year to the third year of high school, it doesn’t matter if you don’t understand, the live broadcast content will be edited and uploaded to Weibo afterwards, and the cuties can watch it repeatedly for review.”

"Wow!!! Although the male god called me cute and super happy, but still can't hide the fact that you are actually a devil!"

"I knew it! I knew the male god was going to force me to study again!"

"Listen, the sound of heartbreak~"

"Male god, you are too cruel. Fortunately, your little cutie has already been admitted to college."

"Please forgive my schadenfreude, hahahaha, this is a cutie from the working party who has graduated for many years."

"Hey, I'm a senior in high school this year. I wanted to secretly watch a live broadcast to relax during my studies, but I still haven't escaped the fate of needing to study!"

"Hug you, comfort from a sophomore in high school, wow, I want to cry too."

The audience in Jun Xijiu's live broadcast room began to fluctuate violently. Since he said that the theme of today's live broadcast is the welfare for the third party in high school, many people were scared away, but the people who left immediately were filled by another group of viewers, and There are only too many people.

"While I was doing my homework, my mother suddenly asked me to watch the male god's live broadcast. I was so excited that I rushed straight over like a fool. It seems that I am really a fool [smile]"

"My mother suddenly called the tutor and said that I don't have to come today, and asked me to watch the live broadcast to relax. I was so happy that I was crazy, and now it seems that I am really going crazy."

"My mother forced me to watch the live series."

In addition to many girlfriend fans, Jun Xijiu also has many mother fans, who really have children.Because he brought up a historical inconsistency, many parents have paid attention to him because of the nationwide revision of the curriculum. In particular, he also likes to share various learning methods and dry goods on Weibo.

It can be said that at least one-third of Junxijiu's fan groups are composed of parents.Parents have even set up a lot of parent communication groups in private, that is, once Jun Xijiu releases any learning news, they will be notified in the group.

Then today Jun Xijiu will summarize the knowledge points from the first to the third year of high school. After receiving the notice, many parents hurriedly dragged their sons and daughters to watch the live broadcast.

How expensive is it to hire a tutor now? A good tutor costs at least [-] yuan per class.Nowadays, there is a high-level and free teaching, so don't take the opportunity to learn it quickly.

What, my daughter is only in the first year of high school, it doesn't matter, we can listen to the content of the first year of high school first, and save what we don't understand later, so we can use it soon.

Today's live broadcast of Jun Xijiu was even broadcast by the teacher to the students.

In order to increase the enrollment rate, many schools take the winter and summer vacations of senior high school students away for a few days. Most students have begun to enjoy the joy of winter vacation happily, and there are still senior high school students in the school who are still in dire straits.

Jun Xijiu's Weibo is not only followed by parents, but also some new teachers and some old teachers who have just joined the job will occasionally come to steal the teacher's questions and use those questions as a reference.

Like Mr. Fang who taught mathematics in a key high school in Kyoto before, isn’t his teaching method and experience of more than 40 years fully shared?

Chinese-style education, no matter good students or poor students in the third year of high school, basically rely on a lot of questions to learn and consolidate, but the test papers are so easy to get.

Veteran teachers naturally have their own teaching methods, as well as collected questions and precious papers. These are not well-connected and generally will not be disclosed and shared.

Most of the new teachers have no background.

The phenomenon of self-preservation is also very serious in modern times. Naturally, there are teachers who are broad-minded and dedicated to cultivating gardeners, but there are few.It is related to one's position and bonus, so selfishness will naturally arise.Learning to be an apprentice, starving the master to death happens in all ages.

anyway.

Just like a high school in province X today that hasn't had a holiday yet, the teacher suddenly turned on the projector in the classroom and connected it to his mobile phone during class.And said with a smile: "I know you don't want to be tired of listening to my old guy's lectures now, and now change to a handsome guy to make you look good and wake up."

After seeing Jun Xijiu, a girl among the students screamed subconsciously in surprise, and quickly covered her mouth tightly after realizing that her behavior was too abrupt.

The teacher was not angry either, but smiled and made a quiet gesture, and said in a very amiable way: "Originally, I planned to summarize it for you again in two days. If you feel boring listening to me, an old man, just listen to what the handsome guy tells you." You must know that the teacher is using traffic to show you the live broadcast, so you have to listen carefully."

The students below nodded wildly!

Although I am still learning, there is still a big difference between dull and boring learning and exciting and adjusted learning.Just like the half hour when they watch the news between self-study classes at night, no matter how boring the content is, they will look forward to that time.

The students immediately felt that the chrysanthemum pattern on their teacher's face looked cute.

Jun Xijiu vented his emotions in a perverted live broadcast in silence. After a night of fermentation, he successfully climbed to the top of the next day's trending headlines, taking the top three as usual.

My male god always forces me to study

Benefits for the third party

My mother forced me to watch live

But this is all for tomorrow. After the three-hour live broadcast, watching the painful and happy barrage in the chat area, Jun Xijiu's mood also became strangely relieved.

Packed up his things and wanted to go home. At this time, a notification sound came from his mobile phone. He opened it and looked at it. It was the latest wine brewed by the wine demon. He asked Aite specifically if he wanted it, and by the way, he was in the group Played a wave of sales ads.

Master Huai originally had a plan to build a human network system in the underworld, and it is slowly progressing, because Jun Xijiu's wish directly shifted to the focus, consuming a lot of manpower and material resources, and it only took a week to build it. .

Now the whole hell is covered by wifi signal.

The chat software was jointly developed by Ah Mo and several other bosses. It is a perfect combination of technology and metaphysics, and it is only open to practitioners and ghosts in the inner world.

In order to prevent being mistakenly entered by ordinary people, even if you know the account number and password, you can’t log in. Everyone’s spiritual power and ghost energy are different. You must enter your own strength after entering the account number and password. Only after the authentication is correct can you log in successfully.

Absolute fire prevention and anti-theft, foolproof.

The wine demon belongs to the large group of Aite him in the demon world.

At the beginning of identity verification, people of the same race will be automatically grouped into a large group, with no upper limit.If a special half-ghost, half-demon like Jun Xijiu is also human, all three are related, and each can be added.

In addition to the human practitioners in the other world, demons and ghosts each have a large group, friends who are close friends in private can also create other groups.

It’s just that no one talks about daily life in large groups. For example, large groups of ghosts are used by government officials to notify important events and policies after they are successfully established. The bosses are all online. Unless they are talking about important events, generally no one dares to be blind in it. Seven or eight chat.

Jiu Yao is a big monster, and also one of the administrators in the large group of monsters. He abuses his private rights to send messages and advertise without worrying about being blocked and banned. privileged.

Even if you don't accept it, you have to hold back, you can't beat it.

Master Huai is good at wine, and the wine brewed by the wine demon is the best of the best, and several jars are reserved every year.It's just that the time for Jiu Yao to open the forum is not fixed. In the past, he used to notify others by posting, but now with chat software, it is more convenient to notify.

Jun Xijiu: Well, is tomorrow convenient?I'll go get it.

Yu Sheng: I just don't go to work tomorrow, that's fine.

As soon as Jun Xijiu's message was sent, the Jun family's crest pattern appeared on the screen of the phone, but after a while, a bunch of demons appeared in the silent crowd to follow the trend and reply, and within a few seconds, hundreds of pictures were swiped. a message.

"The front row is in the same frame as Young Master Jun."

"Same frame as a souvenir."

"1"

Ah Mo understands the psychology of some leaders very well, and specially set up administrators to send messages in large groups. Even if the group messages are blocked, special reminders will appear, and the appearance comes with cool special effects. Everyone's special effects are different. It satisfies the invisible vanity of some ostentatious bosses.

The administrators of each group are divided differently. Humans and ghosts are based on positions and statuses. On the side of the monsters, as long as the strength reaches the level of the big monsters, they have management rights.

Although Jun Xijiu's strength is not considered a big boss in Yaozu, who made him the young master of the developer of this chat platform, and is an administrator in all major groups.

Blooming snow lotus flowers suddenly appeared on the screen of the chat group, and the crazy screen swiping behavior stopped instantly. This was a special effect reminder that another big monster appeared.

The mere slap just now made ordinary monsters very happy. If you brush off the big guy’s conversation, cause trouble for the other party, and meet a bad-tempered monster, you will have to try it secretly afterward. up.

Li Ji: This concubine will order a pot of wine for the rest of her life.

Yu Sheng: Ah Li is good.

The most famous wine of the wine demon is called Yu Sheng. Drinking it can make people fall into a dream, and in the dream, they can freely weave and realize the future life they want most.

Although Yu Sheng Wine can only give people a beautiful fantasy dream, it cannot really realize the dream, but it does not prevent some people who want to escape reality and use dreams to paralyze themselves, or use this beautiful illusion to motivate their pursuit of life, and even more so. They are even sought after by people who are purely to make themselves happy.

Li Ji is also a great demon, and her heels are snow lotus. It stands to reason that Lianhua's demon heart is pure and flawless, but it is said that she has a perverted temper and a personality that is both good and evil.It was rumored that she had been emotionally hurt and betrayed, and her personality had changed drastically since then.

With [-]% of the wine demon's Yusheng wine, she will definitely buy a jar immediately.

Jun Xijiu does not gossip. He has seen and heard too many stories of joys and sorrows. There are always so many tragedies. It is not good for him to know a story about someone else. Withdrew from the chat group.

He went straight to the house on Kaiyin Road, and just opened the door, the people and things that appeared in front of him made him a little dazed.The living room was littered with melon seed husks and peanut shells. The blind young man who had a relationship with him last time and a person who looked similar to him but felt very familiar.

Bu Meng smiled cheaply: "Oh, Sophora japonica, it was discovered~"

Master Huai: "..."

He was caught off guard by the Shura field, where should he explain it, wait online, super urgent!