I really don't know anything

Candy House is an online celebrity bakery shop, and all the things in it are handmade.It tastes good, looks good, and there are many people who don't eat it and just post it on Moments for taking pictures, and it is very popular among young people nowadays.

There are also several special desserts in their store, because the production process is very complicated, it even takes a few days to complete, the gimmick is full, and the taste is delicious.Therefore, every time there is a special dessert, the queue will always be very long.

When Jun Xijiu went to the sculptor to fix his soul, he made a paper puppet to queue up. When he came back, it was almost his turn.It's just that on his way back halfway, the connection between the paper puppet and himself was suddenly severed.

If the paper puppet is hit and destroyed, it will lose contact with its owner.

Jun Xijiu sped up her pace and rushed towards the dessert shop. The paper puppet would be blown to pieces when it was destroyed. If it happened in public, things would be a little troublesome.

I hurried to the candy store, and many passers-by surrounded the store entrance.The originally orderly team also dispersed, and Jun Xijiu could easily see the situation inside thanks to his height. In the center of the circle around him, scraps of paper and desserts were scattered all over the floor.

Sure enough, something went wrong!

"New here, why is the team so scattered today?"

"Let me tell you, something strange happened just now!"

"What's strange, is there something wrong with the dessert?"

"No, it's like this..."

The mutual gossip of the crowd made Jun Xijiu quickly understand the details.

Today happened to be the day when the dessert house released special desserts. Although the line was long, it was still very orderly.In the middle, a rich second generation who wanted to please his girlfriend suddenly came and jumped in the queue.He didn't want to force his way in, but wanted to use money to buy a seat at the front.

He did buy the front seat with money, but unfortunately, the last portion of the dessert his girlfriend wanted was bought by the person in front of him.The clerk told me that it would take an hour to wait for a new batch to come out.

The rich second generation and his girlfriend were about to go to a poker game with a small group of friends. When they were driving by here, his girlfriend suddenly wanted to eat desserts here, so he stopped temporarily to buy it. How could he have time to wait for another hour? ?

Just bought it from the clerk, the package has not been opened yet, the rich second generation wants to buy it from the last person who bought dessert at double the price.If it was changed to another person, it might be agreed, anyway, I can buy it again later, which is equivalent to being able to eat once for free.The food in the candy house is delicious, but also a little expensive, so the price of delivering it to your door is not in vain.

It's just that what the rich second generation just met was a puppet paper figurine, and it was the kind that ordered one action, and would not care about the rest without the owner's explanation.

The paper puppet paid double the price to buy it, but the paper puppet ignored the other party. The rich second generation thought that the other party was not satisfied with the price he offered. No matter how expensive the desserts in this store are, it was nothing to him. Times chant.

For him, as long as it can be solved with money, it is not a problem.It's just that the price has been increased tenfold, and the paper puppet still disagrees. From the perspective of the rich second generation, this behavior is a bit shameless.

His girlfriend and the other friends who came with him are still watching from behind. If they can't even handle this trivial matter, they will laugh at such a shameful thing for a long time.

The rich second generation is young and has a bad temper. When has he ever been wronged like this?In his opinion, he condescended to negotiate with the other party in good spirits for a long time, but he was unwilling to pretend to be noble and not bow down for five buckets of rice.In addition, there are so many onlookers around, and there are still people filming the video, where will he save his face after it gets out?Impulsively, he did it directly.

This rich second-generation father is a bit paranoid about being persecuted. He is afraid that someone will kidnap his son to extort money, so he sent him to a taekwondo class to learn some skills in order to protect himself.I have been studying for a long time for a few years, but I am not considered a master, and I still have a few tricks in my hands.

Just queuing up to buy things and not fighting, Jun Xijiu made an ordinary paper puppet at random, and didn't give the order to defend and fight back when attacked.

Therefore, the paper puppet did not move at all when the rich second generation kicked it. Then he was kicked away directly.

He kicked it, and was about to make another kick, but who knew that the other party scattered papers all over the floor, and the rich second generation was a little confused, and he still stayed in place stupidly until now.

Jun Xijiu felt a pain in the head, the wallet that the paper puppet used to buy things just now belonged to him, and there was an ID card in it, so it would be bad if someone found out.He suddenly walked over and said that the wallet was his, and things would only get more troublesome.

"Next, it's time to witness a miracle." A deliberately low magnetic and mysterious voice suddenly sounded.

This sentence immediately attracted the attention of the onlookers, Jun Xijiu was a little confused, the voice that suddenly spoke just now was his, but it was not his mouth.

Ah Mo’s excited and slightly excited voice suddenly came from the earphones, just now Ah Mo was wearing earphones as a navigation for him, and Ah Mo spoke very quickly: “Honey, I have an immature idea, we ..."

At this time, Jun Xijiu didn't care whether the idea was mature or immature. He saw someone going to pick up the wallet just now, but he was suddenly stunned by the voice.

Fortunately, it was very windy today, and the air in the city was not very good. When he went out, he specially wore a scarf to protect his nose and nose from wind and dust.Reaching out and pulling up the scarf to cover most of her face, Jun Xijiu stepped forward bravely.

There was a girl among the onlookers who was broadcasting the live broadcast. She originally wanted to broadcast the grand occasion of queuing at the candy store, and bought some desserts that could be stored for a few days as a bonus and gave them to fans to fix their fans. Who knew such a crazy thing would happen matter.

The audience in the live broadcast room were still discussing how long the queue at the Internet celebrity milk tea shop in that city was. Suddenly, the rich second generation beat people with money and failed to buy things, and started beating people, instantly whetting their appetites .

Some fans were just about to roll up their sleeves in the barrage to show off the rich second generation. Who knows, they only typed a few words, and the person who was beaten suddenly fell into a pile of shredded paper.

"Fuck, what's the situation?"

"Why did it suddenly become a piece of paper?"

"Is it street magic?"

"Hahaha, that rich second generation's confused expression is a little cute."

After hearing the catchphrase of a well-known magician, the live broadcast girl cheered up immediately, and immediately turned the camera to the person who was suspected to be a magician.

The girl's equipment is relatively good, and the audience in the live broadcast room also heard the classic magician's line. In order to better watch the barrage, they stopped scrolling and prepared to eat melons silently.Her position is good. Through the camera, I can see the crowded crowd, like Moses dividing the sea, automatically making way for a person.

Compared with the bloated crowd next to them who mostly wore clothes due to the cold weather, the one who walked out was dressed very lightly.Regardless of whether he is doing it for style or not, in short, he dresses with a sense of fashion, giving the audience the illusion of watching a runway show.

Especially those long legs, I wish I could pounce on them as a pendant.Coincidentally, there is still wind today, and the clothes and hair fluttering when walking seem to have their own wind buffs. This high-profile appearance is very exciting.

Snapped.

When he reached the center, he stretched out his right hand and snapped his fingers. The sound seemed to be directly beside his ears. The crowd who were still whispering suddenly stopped talking, and all their eyes were unconsciously focused on him.

The fans in the girl's live broadcast room were quiet for a second, and then instantly exploded.

"It's so far away, how did you snap your fingers?"

"It's unscientific. I can hear it clearly through the screen."

"I always thought that Keigo Atobe's finger snapping speed was unscientific, and I once complained to my friends. Now I have a realistic version of super loud snapping fingers. It's not like snapping fingers, it's my face, slapping , it hurts."

"Hee hee hee, there is a large real fragrance scene upstairs."

"Stop posting barrage, let's start performing magic tricks!"

How did Jun Xijiu snap his fingers so brightly?Naturally, an unscientific method was used, Ah Mo used ghost energy to form a speaker around his fingers.Not to mention that only the people around can hear clearly, if Ah Mo wants to, he can turn up the power of the speaker so that the whole city can hear it.

Ah Mo asked Jun Xijiu to read an English poem "Leisure".

The deep voice, the elegant tone, and the various mysteries created one after another made the eyes of the gathered eyes more concentrated on the body and couldn't move their eyes away.

The audience in the live broadcast room screamed for a while.

"Wow, so handsome! If the appearance is also online, I want to marry him."

"Heh, upstairs I'll let you run 39 meters first [raise the 40-meter sword]"

"My ear is pregnant, my little brother must be responsible."

"I just want to know what he meant in English just now. Is there any boss here to translate it?"

"I understand. Every word my little brother says is a confession to me."

The viewers in the live broadcast room were still vying to marry their little brother, but suddenly they saw the little brother they wanted to marry walking towards the crowd and standing in front of the girl who stood in front of the crowd, and at some point a rose appeared in his hand. Wear it in the girl's hair.

The girl's appearance can only be described as delicate, but her skin is very fair, her hair is black and shiny, and the redness of roses, the collision of three tones, the girl's shy and coquettish expression in surprise, makes her whole body sparkle glowing.

The value of beauty, which was not very outstanding, suddenly doubled out of thin air, making people instantly understand why girls in love are the most beautiful.

"Ah, ah, I'm so envious of that bitch!"

"Damn it, I hate that I'm not there!"

"Hey, why did a kitchen knife suddenly appear in my hand?"

"Anchor, I will reward you with a deep-water torpedo, and you can grab that flower for me!"

Not only the audience in the live broadcast room wanted to break through the screen to be that lucky girl, but the girls who were watching the crowd also stared at that girl with envy and hatred, regretting in their hearts, why didn't they stand where they were just now?

At this time, Jun Xijiu pinched his hands, and the scattered pieces of paper on the ground began to dance with the wind, and finally gathered together, he snapped his fingers again, just now, he was kicked into pieces of paper and condensed into a person again .

After being stunned for a few seconds, the audience at the scene didn't know who was leading the show, and the surrounding circle began to applaud enthusiastically. Even the fans in the live broadcast room clapped their hands vigorously even if they were not present.

It is not uncommon for people to change their lives drastically. Famous magicians have performed performances before, but they all achieved their goals with the help of a series of props. This is an open-air place, so close to complete a magical magic, all kinds of shocking eyeball.

Jun Xijiu raised her index finger to her lips: "Hush."

I don't know if it was because of the wind blowing, but everyone felt that the sound was coming from their ears, and their ears felt itchy.The originally lively scene fell silent in an instant, and some people in the crowd even held their breath unconsciously. The audience in the live broadcast room cooperated and stopped sending barrage, and their eyes were involuntarily drawn firmly to him.

Jun Xijiu bowed and performed a curtain-calling etiquette: "I have shown my ugliness and interrupted everyone's time. Here I offer a gift to apologize."

The mysterious magician pointed to the sky, and the crowd unconsciously followed his fingers to look up. The rose petals in the sky began to fall down. Some people in the crowd reached out to catch them, but found that when they fell into the palm, there was an instant It turned into a point of light and disappeared.

"Where's that magician?!" Someone suddenly exclaimed, and the crowd looked over again. There was no one in that position just now, only a rose with dewdrops remained in place.

The live broadcast girl was standing at the front just now, she reacted very quickly, and rushed to pick up the flowers, while a few slow reacting ones stared at her covetously.The girl looked at the crowd around her with unkind eyes, and the 36 plan was the best plan, so she ran away.

She didn't stop panting until she ran far away. The girl happened to be crossing her head on the left side today. She remembered something and pointed the live broadcast camera at herself, and then slowly put the flower arrangement in her hair. She proudly showed off to the audience: "Rounding up and down, it's the little brother magician who arranged flowers for me."

The audience in the live broadcast room exploded again.

After pretending to be aggressive, Jun Xijiu took the opportunity to run away. He thought that this matter should be perfectly resolved, and he took the opportunity to get his wallet back. All blame was placed on the mysterious magician who suddenly appeared on the street. No one would think of him On the body, it is simply beautiful.The only regret is that the desserts that I worked so hard to buy were ruined. After thinking about it, I simply went to another city to buy them.

In the evening, a post climbed the hot search list.

If Jun Xijiu turns on his phone, he will find that his so-called perfect solution has still been exposed.Even if the eyes of true love fans are a thousand degrees short-sighted, when looking for their male gods, all of them will become eagle eyes20.

That girl published the clip of her live broadcast of the street magician when she returned home. She is considered a well-known anchor with millions of fans on Weibo.

As soon as it was released, it immediately caused a sensation.

I was licking the magician's long legs, voice, and fantasizing that I was the young lady who was arranging flowers until a comment popped up.

"Hee hee, Jun Nan, don't think I won't recognize you if you wear a scarf! You have the ability to cover your face, and you have the ability to change the embroidery pattern on your clothes!"

The clothes that Jun Xijiu wears are all made by the embroiderer of the Jun family. No matter how the style changes, the family crest of the Jun family will definitely be embroidered on the bright or dark places.

This is not Jun Xijiu's hobby, but Master Huai's intentional confession, for fear that Jun Xijiu would bully him if he is not good at walking outside.

Ordinary people don't need to worry, practitioners in the other world will at least have scruples when they see the embroidered pattern of the Jun family's family emblem. He recognized Jun Xijiu's identity.

You mean a deadly enemy?

Master Huai said that his enemies have all been killed.

After the comments about identifying people by their clothes were posted, there were a bunch of people who knew people by their hands, eyes, and voice, and so on. The weirdest one was that they knew people by their eyelashes.He also swore that his screenshots were enlarged, and the number and shape of eyelashes were exactly the same as Jun Xijiu's other photos.

——He is also a man of God.

Pang Hai played Jiulang with Jun for a few days before the winter vacation, and he was called back by his parents a few days later. He stopped giving out food. Fans who had no food for several days saw the fresh spiritual food and immediately beat the chicken blood Like swarming up.

After this post was upvoted, the 'street magic' performed by Jun Xijiu was very mysterious and popular. Even though the picture quality was poor, it couldn't stop him from being handsome. It also attracted a group of passer-by fans to participate in the comment and forwarding. It took less than half a day Kung fu has topped the hot search stick.

mysterious street magician

Blind musician turned to magician

Jun male god, you exposed

In short, he alone occupied the top three hot searches.

The only person who has resentment towards this trending search is a paparazzi. Last time, he managed to find the big news that a well-known star and model couple in the film and television industry both cheated.The paparazzi can't afford to offend Ah Mo, so he can only admit it. This time he was lucky enough to capture the scene of the divorce where the two went straight to each other regardless of their image. Who knew that he was overwhelmed by Jun Xijiu's street magic again.

Paparazzi: I am wronged, but I still dare not scold him and blackmail him.

Celebrity Couples: Send my sincere thanks.

Jun Xijiu, who didn't know it yet, was happily eating dessert with Master Huai: "Father, this is delicious, soft and easy to eat."

Master Huai smiled: "Yes, it's delicious."

Forget it, it's too sweet, just drink more tea.