I really don't know anything

Straight ball courtship.

Faced with such a straightforward and clear invitation, Jun Xijiu was a little confused for a while, and when he was in a state of confusion, he would enter a state that he didn't know.

Spiritual power overflowed.

Joyce felt an invisible pressure almost instantly. You must know that even when facing the Queen of England, he did not feel this kind of feeling of being suppressed in all directions. He couldn't help shaking slightly all over his body. .

Not fear, but excitement!

Just relying on his momentum alone can make him tremble all over, he really is not an ordinary person.Joyce couldn't help groaning in a low voice. When he looked at each other at the beginning, he realized that it was just an ordinary face, but it had a pair of eyes filled with stars.

Only such a person can match him.

Joyce had a fanatical and bright smile on his face. If he hadn't had a pretty face supporting him, he would have been a standard idiot aunt smiling.He was so excited this time that he didn't dare to grab Jun Xijiu's hand anymore, he was still hurting from being drawn by a ruler just now.

He changed his eyes to attack, and said with tenderness in his eyes: "Take the world as the stage, but we are the only ones in the auditorium, and you will be my only companion, Joyce."

I thought that he would wander alone and lonely on the edge of the world, no matter how much glory he had, with no one to share, with the passage of time, everything would be buried in darkness until the curtain call of death.

What a wonderful thing it is to be with someone.When Joyce thought of the feeling of the two of them playing with the world together, he was about to climax just thinking about it.

Jun Xijiu: "..."

This person probably has the so-called second-degree disease, right?

At such an age and still in secondary school, Jun Xijiu's mentality was calm in an instant, and even the old father's mentality went online at the same time, and he looked at Joyce again with a little kindness in his eyes.

Secondary illness, he understands it!

After Xing Che accidentally watched an animated movie, he pestered Forbe to sew him a pair of yellow shorts with patches, ran around the house, did push-ups with one hand, and even tried to find a cliff to hang upside down on a tree to practice. Can his short legs and chubby Jio be able to hang on?Tian Tian shouted to become Kung Fu Panda and save the world.

After learning to surf the Internet, Juzuo discovered that human beings are irresistible to cute pets, and began to plan how to conquer all mankind. His Weibo fans are more than Junxijiu's. Recently, he even fantasizes about leading the world. Cats Invade Earth…

The appointed national teacher wanted to be the savior, but he was thinking about how to invade the earth.The two with diametrically opposite goals don't know each other's dreams and wishes, and they eat at the same dinner table with harmony and love every day, and even sleep in the same nest.

When he fulfilled his wish list before, he met a ghost of a middle school student who suffered from the second-degree illness. For this reason, he specially learned how to get along with children with the second-degree illness. Although Joyce is old, the routine for dealing with the second-degree illness should be Works for him too.

Joyce licked his lower lip, and said eagerly, "Guiyi, would you like to go home with me and visit my kingdom? No, it will be our two kingdoms in the future."

Jun Xijiu's eyes lit up when he heard this, it's good to go home, just take this opportunity to find out if the dog was taken away by Joyce.

He showed a faint smile and said, "Okay."

First of all, to touch the hair.

Joyce was stunned by this smile. It was an ordinary face, but because of those eyes, his whole body seemed to be shining.

He thought that Jun Xijiu's smile was a signal to accept him as a companion, and he also showed a smile that was very fufu in Jun Xijiu's eyes, but he didn't know that Jun Xijiu's smile could be described by an emoji.

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After hearing the affirmative answer, Joyce was about to fly with joy. He glanced at Jun Xijiu's indifferent face, recalled the shuddering coercion just now, hesitated, and said, "On the bed, I I can serve you." When he was hunting before, he was purely on the master side, but for the sake of his companions, he could sacrifice and try to be the receiver side.

Jun Xijiu: "..."

Why haven't you forgotten this yet!

Although Joyce grew up in England, he also has a base in mainland China.He is very interested in this ancient country with a long history, and he thinks that he should find interesting souls, so he moved here a few years ago and lived here for a long time.

So far, it seems that this decision is so correct.

Joyce also had residences in the inner city, and most of the lovers he brought home from hunting used to be in these properties.However, his secret base was established in the outskirts, and since he already recognized Jun Xijiu as a companion, he naturally wanted to share his real private space.

It took a long time to drive, and the remote place means quietness, and the chance of secrets being discovered is very low with few people. Moreover, under the premise of a beautiful environment, there is enough space for him to occupy the land to build a house.

After arriving at the destination, the car drove directly into a small manor. Jun Xijiu looked at it all the way. The buildings were large in scale and were in a typical British style.

Stopped the car at one place, and as soon as Jun Xijiu came out, he saw Joyce smiling with his arms outstretched, his chin raised slightly, his expression full of pride, and he said in a warm and reserved aria: "Welcome Come to our kingdom."

Jun Xijiu touched his hair unconsciously.

Joyce: "..."

Joyce, who was suddenly patted and killed, was holding his head in a daze. Ever since he was able to speak fluently at the age of three, let alone outsiders, even the parents of his closest relatives dared not go against his will to do the intimate thing of touching the head. action.

Jun Xijiu: "..."

Teeth white.

Just now, Joyce's arrogant and somewhat smug little appearance, especially like he did some great 'big thing', ran over like he was showing off but forcibly maintaining a reserved look, begging for a pat on the head for praise Orange seat.

Jun Xijiu withdrew his hand naturally, and said calmly, "Lead the way."

The other party's expression was too nonchalant, on the contrary, it seemed that he was surprised and made a fuss. Joyce ignored the feeling that was still in the top of his head, and soon recovered his calm expression, and silently stepped forward to lead the way.

Joyce's eyes lit up, he took Jun Xijiu's head touching just now as a means of flirting, and now he can't wait to blend in with the other party.

Jun Xijiu paused when he crossed the threshold of the main house. Joyce took two steps and found that the other party hadn't followed him. When he came back to his senses, he asked suspiciously, "Return to one?"

Jun Xijiu put his hands in his pockets, turned his gaze to the ornaments placed on the cabinet at the entrance of the hall, and praised: "The workmanship of this rabbit is very delicate."

The corners of Joyce's lips rose again, and he said excitedly: "You found it?" He explained the production method of the rabbit ornament in a tone of introducing interesting things: "There are still some furs that have been completely peeled off. It takes a lot of effort... Filling the interior with other materials... Especially the preservation of the eyes is very troublesome, and a unique formula of preservative needs to be injected regularly, otherwise it will lose its luster and quickly rot."

"The kitten next to me also uses the same production process. If you like it, I can teach you how to make it in detail later." Joyce began to introduce his masterpiece in detail, but did not notice Jun Xijiu at all. His eyes turned cold.

His tone was indifferent from the beginning to the end, and the only enthusiasm was ignited by sharing his interests.They walked to a picture frame of Dilianhua, and Joyce complained inadvertently: "Among these gadgets, only small insects such as butterflies and dragonflies are difficult to make, they are too small."

In the middle of talking about the topic, Joyce stopped suddenly, all the expressions on his face disappeared, like an empty puppet, he asked with some doubts in his tone: "Guiyi, what do you think? My behavior?"

Jun Xijiu said flatly: "It's just a game."

The corners of Joyce's lips were raised by an arc. Because it was too high, the whole smiling face felt a little scary. He laughed loudly: "Hehehe, the game, yes, it's just a game. You are worthy of being my chosen companion. Hahaha…"

Suddenly, his laughter stopped abruptly again, and Joyce walked over and hugged the little rabbit on the table, his movements were very careful and gentle, and his eyes were full of nostalgia: "It's called Aina, I After raising it for three years, it died suddenly one day. I ate its meat, and then made it from the remaining fur." ​​Joyce pressed the rabbit to his face, and said with a satisfied smile: "Look , Aina is still by my side."

Jun Xijiu remained silent.

Joyce continued to tell the story of the kitten next to him, which was also a pet he had raised before. After raising it for a month, he liked the cat very much and designed the room for it himself.It's just that the kitten was greedy, ate something it shouldn't eat and died.

It seemed that some wonderful switch had been turned on. Joyce turned around and took Jun Xijiu's hand and walked forward. He would introduce something in detail when he saw something.

"This little hamster is called"

Jun Xijiu looked around, and there were some small animal specimens placed in every corner of the room.According to Joyce, those were all animals he had raised, and he gave a lot of love to each of them, but they always died inexplicably. In order not to make himself sad, he made them into specimens to commemorate .

After going upstairs, Joyce stopped when the corridor was interrupted. He looked at the picture of a tall beauty hanging on the wall with some fascination.The painter's painting skills are superb, the beauty in the picture looks like a real person, no, she is a real person!

Joyce stretched out his hand to draw the face of the person in the painting with his fingertips, and his tone of voice was the soft words of Wu Nong when they met for the first time, with deep love: "Her name is Na Lisa, she is my first love, I loved her very much, and I still love her."

He said it calmly and generously, without any scruples that 'Xinhuan' was still present.

Jun Xijiu felt that Joyce's current mental state was very strange. Before he came back, he was still in a state of estrus, but since he introduced the production method of the rabbit, a touch of madness slowly rose in his eyes.

"Paul is dead." A topic was started abruptly.

There was a smile on Joyce's face. The smile was not a smile from the heart, but a smile that he thought he should laugh. It was a smile made of hard muscles. The expression was very weird, and it was more like a painting than the picture of a beauty. of.

"That day, as usual, I wanted to make a specimen of Paul." Joyce gently stroked the painted beauty's face with his fingertips. He could feel the unique greasy touch of human skin with his fingertips. The look in his eyes She became more and more gentle, immersed in the world of her own memories, and said softly to herself: "Na Lisha saw it."

"I invited her to make a specimen. Paul liked her so much before he was alive. She was rotten buried in the ground. It was so dark and cold. Paul would be afraid that he would be lonely? If he could accompany her forever after making a specimen, she Should be happy."

Joyce's expression suddenly became horrified, and his smile disappeared. He stared at the beautiful woman with puzzled eyes, and asked loudly, "Why are you afraid?" He seemed to be able to recall the woman's panic in his ears. screams.

"She screamed and called me a devil." Joyce looked at Jun Xijiu, but there was no focus in his eyes, he seemed to be muttering to himself.

Joyce's sharp nails were sunk deep in the beauty picture because of too much force, and the bright red blood flowed out along the damaged place, as if weeping.The beauty in the painting is obviously smiling, but her pupils reveal deep fear.

"Why?" Joyce looked blank, he really didn't understand.

"Nalisa said I'm so cruel." Joyce suddenly giggled again in a way that made people's skin crawl, and he licked his lower lip: "I don't understand."

He waved his hand in the air: "Obviously when I took her to the Butterfly Herbarium to play, she happily said they were so beautiful. Why did she get scared when I made Paul himself a specimen? Isn't it a butterfly? Can't it?"

Joyce was confused when he spoke, sometimes speaking in English, sometimes reverting to Chinese, and occasionally speaking in French and German.Fortunately, Jun Xijiu has been very interested in various languages ​​recently, and has been learning, and he can even understand the guesswork.

"She said I was cruel, but she could put the live crabs into the steamer and cook them alive without changing her face, and happily invited me to enjoy them together."

"Oh, by the way, I also saw her scraping the fish scales with a knife. The fish was still alive, it was hurting, and it kept flicking its tail, but Narissa kept moving while smiling and talking to me. She inserted a sharp knife into the belly of the fish and cut it open, cleaned out the internal organs, and finally chopped the jumping fish into several sections. I can accept her being so cruel, why can't she accept my method?"

"Aren't we the same?"

Joyce lowered his head and licked off the blood and tears on the beauty picture, and his expression returned to that of a gentleman and a gentleman. He put his hand on his chest and said in a lingering voice, "Don't cry, even though you cry The appearance is also very good-looking, but I will feel bad."

"You look like an elf when you smile. I was attracted by your smile at first glance..." Joyce began to talk about the process of meeting him and his first love girlfriend as if no one else was there. With a 'new love' he brought back, showing affection in various fancy ways.

"It's so good, we will be together forever." Joyce held the picture frame with his arms open, and he stuck his whole body on it, with a peaceful and happy expression, humming an unknown song.

Jun Xijiu remained silent the whole time.

While Joyce was explaining, another voice also refuted loudly.

"No, you killed them all, Aina is a rabbit and you feed her spicy things, Julie's body doesn't accept acid, you never give her water, only lemonade...every time you say I didn’t know how to feed them, which led to their death one by one. I clearly said that Paul is here to raise dogs. Dogs can’t eat chocolate. It’s very poisonous to them. The place…"

The beauty who was exactly the same as in the painting kept shedding tears.

Her voice was full of fear, and after refuting, she kept saying to Jun Xijiu over and over again: "Run away, as far away as possible, he will kill you! Joyce Already crazy! He is a perverted lunatic! Crazy!"

"Joyce."

Joyce froze for a moment, this was the first time Jun Xijiu called his name.

The deep voice seemed to be filled with magic power. Joyce's morbid madness just now disappeared instantly, and he returned to the original handsome nobleman form. This time, his eyes were burning with more blazing desire than before.

He threw away the picture frame without the slightest nostalgia, and while eagerly tearing off his clothes, he walked quickly towards Jun Xijiu, saying urgently: "Gui Yi, possess me! Violate me! Give me pain! Very painful!" Sorry, I can't wait to set up a romantic venue and want to blend in now!"

Jun Xijiu: "..."

Jun Xijiu silently took out a Thunder Talisman.

The sound of heavy objects falling to the ground was accompanied by the sizzling sound of lightning and sparks, and everything became quiet again.

The corridor floor was covered with thick carpets, and Joyce fell on the ground. Jun Xijiu didn't care about it. He shifted his gaze to the beautiful woman who knew that what he had done was 'futile' but insisted on letting him escape. .

"Mr. Joyce is asleep now, Ms. Narissa, it's time for us to talk about your story." When he entered the door just now, he saw Narissa's soul, and she kept crying in his ear, telling him to hurry up. Click to escape.

Narissa was frightened by the thunder just now, and then looked at Jun Xijiu in astonishment and asked, "Can you see me?!" She remembered the thunder and lightning that appeared out of thin air just now, it was obviously in the house, around No electronics either.

"Ah."

Jun Xijiu glanced at the painting of beauties, most of the decorations like clothes were painted with paint, and the exposed body skin, hair, eyes, teeth, nails, etc. were all drawn from human body real part.

Narissa couldn't help shivering when she looked at the painting, with deep fear in her eyes, she said in a trembling voice, "He's a devil."

She was alive when Joyce drew his subjects.He presumptuously used an analgesic to make her feel the pain, but seeing a part of her body being cut off as a material frightened her more than the pain.She wanted to die, but the other party used various means to hang her life to prevent her from dying, and cruelly let her watch the production process of this painting with her own eyes.After the final eye part was completed, she thought that she could be completely freed, and run away from this devil and go to heaven.

Who knew that her body was liberated, but her soul was imprisoned by Joyce's side forever as Joyce hoped.

"My name is Na Lisa." It seems that Jun Xijiu subdued the devil Joyce, which greatly increased her sense of security. After a moment of hesitation, she began to tell her own story: "Three years ago at my graduation ceremony superior…"

After listening to the story quietly, Jun Xijiu asked, "What is your wish?"

Narissa said without hesitation, "I want to go home."

Joyce woke up again, his whole body was sore, and his mind was still a little confused.In his memory, he found a companion who had the same special soul as himself. They had a romantic dinner together. He confessed his love to him, and the other party agreed, and then took him home.

um, then?

Oh, and then the other party discovered his masterpiece right away.The other party was indeed a companion he recognized, unlike her who only screamed and called him a devil, not only was not afraid, but also listened carefully to his explanation of the production process of those specimens.

"Ah." My head hurts.

After that, after that, by the way, he told the other party about Na Lisa.

Then he made a request for love.

"Hmm." Joyce's memory was interrupted by the indescribable pain in his body.

Did they have a particularly intense fight last night?

"Normalization."

bang.

"Oh, you're awake? Now that you're awake, let's talk about the case of you torturing and killing a female student studying abroad three years ago." A policeman with a big cap and a police uniform walked in with an indifferent expression.

Joyce: "..."

Who am I, where am I, shouldn't I be on the same bed?