I really don't know anything

In December, the weather is getting colder.

The weather has been cloudy for several days in a row, the sun rarely shows up today, and there are many people running on the playground.The final exam is about to come, and the attendance of physical education has to be checked. I was too lazy to run exercises before and did not complete the prescribed number of tasks, so I had to make up for it as soon as possible.

Among a group of people running in coats, down jackets, hats, scarves and gloves, there is a figure that stands out from the crowd.He was only wearing a thin long-sleeved T-shirt on his upper body, and he probably only wore a pair of shorts based on his ankles.

You said that he didn't want the temperature for the sake of demeanor. You could clearly see that he was sweating profusely when passing by, and he really felt hot.Looking at the white husky running after his buttocks, I feel that it is only natural to sweat in such thin clothes.

"Duoduo, let's discuss it and let me take a break, how about it?" Pang Hai ran hard while trying to negotiate with the 'comrades' who were running together behind him.

When Husky heard the name, he was instantly upset, opened his mouth and roared: "Don't call him Wang Duoduo." Seeing that Pang Hai slowed down, he gave him a nod with his head: "Run!"

Pang Hai sighed, and sang to comfort himself: "Never feel tired, I want to fly freely~"

When he ran to a card reader, Pang Hai swiped his card with trembling hands.After he finished brushing, Husky stood upright, and he also had a time card hanging around his neck, which belonged to Jun Xijiu.Since having Dodo, Pang Hai doesn't have to run away for two people.

After finishing the tasks stipulated this week, Pang Hai dragged his heavy legs and walked to the edge of the playground.The husky didn't wait for him to run over first this time, and the amount of exercise just now was not enough for it to warm up.

This semester's running and attendance have all been completed. When Jun Xijiu saw the husky approaching, he took off the card hanging around its neck and put it in his pocket. He opened his backpack, took out the food bowl, and filled it with dog food and water. .

The husky had already finished half a bowl of dog food before Pang Hai walked over slowly.He sat down beside him, lying on the ground with his limbs wide open, panting slightly.

"I've lost 20 catties this month!" After recovering, Pang Hai's tone was a little bit happy and bitter.

Jun Xijiu took a good look at him, Pang Hai still looks fat overall, that is, the belly like a pregnant woman in May is gone.He touched Husky's forehead with another hand, and praised: "You did a good job of supervising."

If Pang Hai gets fatter, his health will be seriously affected. He has no perseverance in sports, so he can only find a foreign aid to help urge and supervise him.

Husky waits for him to spend his youth together on the road that Pang Hai must pass every day. Even if he deliberately delays in the morning until the eve of class, he will always be blocked at noon and night.A mature husky has a more sensitive sense of smell, and he can find Pang Hai wherever he hides.

"Woof!" After being praised, Husky puffed out his chest proudly.

Pang Hai looked hopeless, and felt that his breathing was smooth, so he unscrewed the water bottle and took a few sips of water slowly. He remembered something and asked, "By the way, why are you late today? Sister-in-law didn't wake you up?"

This is a rare thing. If you are caught by an unexpected event and it takes a long time to solve the trouble, Jun Xijiu will ask for leave, but she has never been late.

Jun Xijiu flipped through a page of the book, and casually said, "I'm not my sister-in-law anymore, we're divorced." Lu Luo was not at home yesterday, and he woke up once when the biological clock came, and then no one cared about him, and he was in a daze again. fell asleep.

"Pfft! Cough cough cough..." Pang Hai happened to be drinking water and choked on this explosive topic.When his chest was comfortable, he wiped his mouth with a surprised expression: "What? Divorce?"

Jun Xijiu was very calm, and explained with two purposes: "A few days ago, a flower demon in the demon world took the lead in holding a flower viewing feast, and then she met true love at the banquet." That flower demon was Muxi in Sanchuan. The few friends I met on the road took Luluo to go after receiving the invitation. The ghosts invited were all plant-based, and Luluo quickly found a fellow friend.

Pang Hai joked: "I said I love you the most?"

Jun Xijiu took out a pen and began to write notes on the pages of the book, and took the time to answer: "Luluo's age in human terms is less than ten years old, and I'm just playing house with her."

Whoever treats him well is the one he loves the most.

Lu Luo used to stay in the courtyard all the time except at the flower shop, and only had such a small piece of sky in contact with, no one to play games with her, so she had to find Jun Xijiu to play.Suddenly meeting many friends of the same kind, and having someone to accompany her to play other games, naturally she is not obsessed with playing house games with Jun Xijiu as a virtuous 'wife'.

She doesn't know what love is, all the behavior patterns are changed to imitate TV drama characters, especially after she can surf the Internet, various web dramas have also expanded the number of her templates.And the true love met at the banquet is not a real couple, but a good playmate.

Pang Hai was also surprised and nodded, "Understood."

Most children yearn for the life of adults, and will subconsciously use games to imitate.

He went to his sister's house last week, and his five-year-old niece insisted on pulling him to play a game of 'husband and wife' together.Pang Hai is the father, and she is the baby mother. The baby is a newly bought Barbie doll. He cooks, dresses, and breastfeeds the doll. Once, to his surprise, the little niece even tucked the doll under her skirt to simulate giving birth. I don't know who gave her the biological knowledge of popular science.

Moreover, she played this kind of game from the age of 3 to 5, and she couldn't get tired of playing it for two years, so her brother-in-law didn't like the little boy next door who always played the role of groom.

"Then what about your 'son'?" Pang Hai picked up Jun Xijiu's mobile phone and touched the green radish sprouts on the pendant with his fingertips. Seeing that the soil in the pot was a little dry, he took the leftovers Water him with some mineral water.

Jun Xijiu saw that Husky finished his meal, stopped reading to clean up the dog bowl for him, and said casually, "That's an ordinary branch, and it won't become a smart one."

Just as Pang Hai was about to say something, a call came in from Jun Xijiu's mobile phone. He saw that the photo on the caller display was Xing Che, so he answered it excitedly.

"Uncle Fat? I'm looking for Dad." Xing Che still likes to talk close to the screen on the phone, his face with baby fat is all over the phone screen.

Pang Hai turned sideways, allowing Jun Xijiu to show his face.

Recently Xing Che likes to call Jun Xijiu very much. He has nothing important to do and just wants to see him.There is also a schedule of Jun Xijiu at home. Professor Chen taught him to read the timetable, knowing that he should not cause trouble, and he will be very obedient and will call during the end of get out of class.

Xing Che probably just woke up from an afternoon nap.

While reading a book, Jun Xijiu said a few words with Xing Che.

"Big dog." Xing Che was satisfied when he saw his father and finished the daily conversation. Then he accidentally saw Dodo next to him. He leaned over curiously to see clearly, and pasted it on the screen with all his strength. Almost squeezed into cakes.

Husky also looked at Xing Che, who looked like Jun Xijiu, in surprise, and leaned over to talk to him.After chatting for a while, when I accidentally saw Tachibana passing by, I asked casually: "Little Jun, who is that fat cat next to you?"

The race name all brought a cat, Ju Zuo didn't reject Xing Che's arrival very much, and quite liked playing with him, and even generously appointed Xing Che as his national teacher.Today when he came back from inspecting the kingdom, he came over when he saw Xing Che calling Jun Xijiu.

Tachibana's weight is increasing day by day, and the amount of flesh she lost has not increased much. Thinking of the transformation into a fat man in the future, the whole cat will be bad.Now Tachibana hates people saying that he is fat the most, just talking about the word fat will make his hair explode.

The huskies went straight to the point, and a cat and a dog started arguing across a screen.

"Meow meow meow."

"Wang Wang Wang."

Tachibana was arguing very seriously, and Husky thought that Tachibana was just playing around with him, so he talked more and more vigorously.Xing Che, who didn't know why he seemed to be very powerful, slapped his hands and cheered on the two of them.

Pang Hai was forced to stand in front of a living mobile phone holder.

"Meow!" Stinky dog, die.

A sharp cat meow sounded, and the two looked up, only to see Tachibana approaching the door at some point, one jumped up, and slapped the husky's head with one paw.

The Siheyuan is not far from the National University. At the speed of Juzuo and the shortcut of two points and one line, it only takes two to three minutes at full speed.I didn't win the quarrel just now, and I wanted to move my claws when I couldn't move my mouth, so I came to the door impulsively.

The husky dodged it nimbly, and he called excitedly: "Fat cat, are you here to play with Wang? Wang is so happy." After dodging another claw attack, he turned around and ran away, saying, "Let's come and play for a while." Let's decide the outcome!" in the way of running.

Tachibana was furious, seeing the husky run away, he followed suit.Their running speed was too fast, and only a white and orange shadow could be seen from a distance.

They ran and quarreled, and it didn't take long for Tachibana to catch up. Husky stopped thinking that the winner was determined.Tachibana took the opportunity to wave his claws and beat the husky.Huskies didn't feel the pain at all with that striking force, and they were playing around with him as Tachibana.When Tachibana was careless, the husky used his height and weight to press Tachibana under his paws and happily licked his fur.

He heard from the dog next door that after making new friends, they would lick each other's fur to show their friendship.

Tachibana: "Meow!" Stop licking, you stupid dog, wait for me, I will bring an army of [-] to kill you tomorrow.

Husky: "Wang!" Hahaha, do you want to bring your companions to play with Wang?Okay, okay, Wang asked Xia Bai to bring some more snacks for you guys tomorrow.

Tachibana struggled out of the dog's paws, and was licked by the husky all over, and said with a look of unrequited love: "Scholar can be killed, not humiliated!" But when he spoke, his face happened to be licked, Speech is out of tune.

The husky licked it once and felt that it was not enough to express his friendliness. He pressed the orange seat and licked it again: "Meow, do you want to play with the sand? Well, there is a big sandpit behind the house with sharp corners. It is soft to step on. , it was fun."

Tachibana: "..."

He wants to die with this stupid dog!

When Jun Xijiu saw that the monster power began to gather on Tachibana's paw, he hurriedly stopped it. The husky's current body couldn't hold the paw down.In order to prevent the tragedy from happening, I had to dismiss one of them: "Duoduo, we are going to class, go and play by yourself." He is indeed going to class.

Although Husky was a bit reluctant to part with his new friend, he hadn't enjoyed running yet. Hearing what Jun Xijiu said, he rushed down to the playground to find other people to play with. Just now he saw Xia Bai's proud student also coming for a run. Just go over to say hello and urge them to run well.

Pang Hai's class is different from Jun Xijiu's, and they broke up halfway.

"Let go of meow, I will definitely destroy his nine clans!" Tachibana struggled angrily to scratch Husky's paw again, his whole body was wet with husky's saliva.

Jun Xijiu gave him a new cleansing technique, persuading him: "Isn't this academy your territory, and that Duoduo is also your subject, do you want to be a foolish king?"

After the fur on his body was cleaned, Tachibana's mood calmed down a bit, and he groaned: "Hmph, I don't care about like stupid common people." He knew that Jun Xijiu was protecting the dog, and he would teach him a lesson secretly he.

"I still have one class to go home, you go to class with me, and we will go home together later." Jun Xijiu was afraid that Tachibana would feel ashamed and upset and fight with Husky again, so he just kept him by his side up.

Tachibana has been going out recently to consolidate his royal power and expand his territory. It has been a long time since he was with Jun Xijiu. He heard that he didn't care about the stupid dog anymore. He jumped on Jun Xijiu's shoulder and wrapped his long tail around him. His neck serves as a living scarf.

As the time for the final exam approached, the lazy students on weekdays began to work overtime for a surprise attack. By the time Jun Xijiu passed, the seats were almost full.

As soon as the two entered the classroom, they attracted everyone's attention. This time the focus was on Tachibana, Tachibana raised his chest unconsciously, and he enjoyed this feeling of attention.

The girls below put their heads together and started whispering.

"The male god is indeed a cat."

"Ah, so cute, orange cat."

Feng Tu stood up and handed over a textbook: "Student Jun, the teacher can't come because of something, so I'll let you take a class."

Jun Xijiu took the textbook. There is no desk in this classroom, so he randomly found a seat in the front row, intending to check the teacher's record before class.

As for why the teacher asked Jun Xijiu to take over the class, there is also a reason.

Some time ago, a knowledge point mentioned by the teacher conflicted with the history Jun Xijiu knew. He put forward the correct answer and produced conclusive evidence. For this reason, the professors of the History Department collectively studied it and finally confirmed Jun Xijiu's answer was correct, and then the new textbook content was changed nationwide.

Later, one of the professors tentatively asked Jun Xijiu about some unsolved mysteries in history, and when he could answer it and had absolute evidence, he regarded him as a rare and only treasure and frantically excavated it.

Recently, they have also discussed to award Jun Xijiu a doctorate in history directly. His knowledge is qualified for this, but they plan to postpone it temporarily. They have to make sure that Jun Xijiu will not drop out of school after receiving the degree before they can rest assured.Otherwise, if such a mobile treasure house is lost, they will have to vomit to death!

Jun Xijiu didn't know how much sensation the things he provided had caused a sensation in the academic world. The 'simple' knowledge he thought were all taught by teachers hired by Master Huai when he was a child.

His teachers are all bigwigs from various dynasties, and the history taught is absolutely true and reliable.The erroneous history that led to the revision of the textbook, Jun Xijiu had met himself in the underworld, and when he saw the distortion that did not conform to the facts, he would naturally complain about it.

Therefore, the teacher teaching Jun Xijiu's class will occasionally ask Jun Xijiu to take over the class, even treating him as a half-teaching assistant.After all, Jun Xijiu is definitely at the cutting edge when it comes to simply comparing knowledge about history, and occasionally some professors feel ashamed.

Jun Xijiu went back directly after taking over the class.

When passing a corner on the way home, Tachibana suddenly stood up from his shoulders, arched his back and meowed.There are ghosts haunting the front, Jun Xijiu stroked his head comfortingly.

Turning the corner, I saw a ghost.He is estimated to be 1.9 meters tall, and his body is as muscular as a bodybuilder's. His facial features look very ferocious, but he shivered under a tree that didn't fit his behavior.

"I heard that you will help people fulfill their wishes, so I came here specially to find you." The big man hid behind a tree, stuttering for a long time before finishing a complete sentence.

After Jun Xijiu's reputation for helping ghosts fulfill their wishes spread, some ghosts often come to him for help recently.He didn't ask who told the other party, and asked directly: "What wish?"

The big man covered his face shyly: "Embroidery."

Jun Xijiu: "..."

Did he hear it wrong?