I really don't know anything

No surprises, no surprises, no thrills!

This drastic change is a real bear, Professor Chen said that he needs to calm down and take it easy.

Xing Che vaguely sensed that he seemed to be in trouble, so he nestled in Jun Xijiu's arms very obediently and stopped talking, tilting his head from time to time to secretly glance at Professor Chen.

Jun Xijiu saw that the vest had fallen off, and the pot was broken, so he took a spoonful of porridge from a bowl and fed it.Anyway, feed the little ancestor first.

It took Professor Chen a while to recover. He looked at Xing Che in the form of a giant panda in amazement, and his voice was a little unbelievable: "Little Xingxing is..."

Jun Xijiu nodded, and said with certainty, "Xing Che is a giant panda."

Professor Chen opened his mouth and fell into deep thought again. After Jun Xijiu finished feeding a bowl of porridge, he came back to his senses again, and asked blankly, "Then the kid just now?"

Hearing this, Xing Che felt that he could get in the conversation. He jumped out of Jun Xijiu's arms and stood on the bed, with his legs spread apart, his hands clenched and his fists placed on his waist, and he posed in a squatting position, feeling constipated. Hmm, I held back my energy and transformed into the appearance of a human child.

He put his hips on his hips and said proudly: "Dad, it only took ten breaths to transform successfully this time, isn't the little star amazing!" He is not very skilled in switching between the main body and the human form. You have to hold back for a few minutes before you can succeed. Now that you are proficient in ten seconds, it is already a remarkable speed.

Jun Xijiu gave him a thumbs up: "It's great."

Professor Chen: "..."

No, he has to take it easy.

There are many toys in Junxijiu's house, most of them are bought for Juzuo, and a small part is bought by Luluo strongly for the future Luluoya.

Xing Che discovered another fun thing now, there is a small mini spring bed in the Junxi Nine House, it is a toy of Juzuo, and it will be bounced very high when jumping on it.He was having fun playing for a while, but when he landed once, he couldn't stand firmly and fell directly.

Professor Chen was awakened from his contemplation by this movement, and hurriedly picked up Xing Che who had fallen to the ground, while hurriedly checking for any injuries, he gave Jun Xijiu a hard look and said, "Why are you a father? Yes, let the child play such a dangerous game at such a young age, and don't pay attention to it!"

Jun Xijiu was scolded and bowed his head: "..." He just turned around to clean up the messy toys played by Xing Che, and he didn't even see the moment Xing Che fell.

It feels like since Xing Che came into existence, his scolding index has skyrocketed.

After being dropped, Xing Che was just stunned for a moment, and he comforted Professor Chen: "Xing Xing has a lot of meat, it doesn't hurt to fall!" He even patted his bulging belly.

Professor Chen looked Xing Che up and down carefully. Just now he saw that his forehead hit the foot of the bed. Looking at it now, not to mention the swelling, there was not even a red mark left.

After hesitating for a while, he praised: "Little Xingxing is really amazing."

Xing Che was even proud, and said proudly: "Gaozu, the big monster Wo Kesu, very skinny." I don't know who taught him this word.

The little chubby prick was a bit heavy to hold, and Professor Chen put him on his lap after holding him for a while.It's just that Xing Che is very active when he is energetic. After eating Yaoguo porridge, he needs to exercise to digest the excess energy. After being obedient for a while, he went to play with Tachibana's toys again.

I don't know if it's because of the cat character in the race name, Xing Che is clearly a bear family, but he is very interested in cat toys.Jun Xijiu casually took a cat teaser and dangled it in front of his eyes, Xing Che's eyes couldn't help but move accordingly, and would pounce on it if he saw it right.

Professor Chen couldn't understand Jun Xijiu's behavior of playing with children, so he said to him softly with some helplessness: "Cat teaser, you think he is a cat!"

Xing Che nodded in agreement: "Little Xingxing is a panda."

Professor Chen: "..."

It's really a 'cat'.

Xing Che started to feel drowsy after making a fuss for a while. He had digested part of his strength through playing and exercising just now, and the remaining part had to be completely digested by sleeping.Jun Xijiu put him in the bed, covered him with a small quilt, and waited for Professor Chen to ask him.

Professor Chen touched his pocket habitually. When his mood fluctuated violently, he wanted to smoke. After he touched it, he remembered that he wanted to live a few more years in order to maintain his health, so he quit smoking after watching Jun Xijiu grow up.

After a moment of silence, he asked, "Little Xingxing is a panda spirit, a monster?"

Jun Xijiu nodded: "Yes."

Professor Chen's three views are a bit broken. He is not a materialist. He also experienced several supernatural events when he was a child. It is common for a child to run into a funeral procession, go home and get confused, and then burn the dead. Just order paper.

Even in recent years, he has also heard of some diseases that the hospital can't find out and look bad. It is good to ask the master to dance the gods or bowls of water.Of course, there are many liars among them, but there are also real masters.

Even he himself has experienced a relatively miraculous thing. On the night of the confession banquet, he had a long-lost dream about his daughter. She said that she had gone to reincarnation.After waking up from this dream, I did not forget it, but I still remember very clearly the appearance of my daughter and every word she said.

But those are intangible things, and living monsters have never seen them.

When he suddenly thought of something, Professor Chen asked with a strange expression: "Xiao Xingxing's mother is also a giant panda?"

Jun Xijiu admitted: "Yes."

Professor Chen covered his heart: "..."

That means his great-grandson-in-law is a panda, which is a bit too precious.

National treasure!

Professor Chen felt that his throat was a little dry. He glanced at Xing Che who had fallen asleep and returned to his original form, and his heart trembled. This is a national treasure. It is not against the law to raise your own child, right?

I received a lot of stimulation today, but Professor Chen's heart has been trained to be very tough, so he asked Jun again: "Then Xingche's mother?"

Just as he was about to move the poor woman's grave back to be buried in the Chen family's ancestral grave, he remembered that Jun Xijiu was just his great-grandson, and his surname was Jun. Maybe the Jun family had other arrangements, or had already made arrangements.

Jun Xijiu was not clear about Professor Chen's inner activities and previous misunderstandings, and explained after hearing the words: "I don't know where his mother has gone." Giant pandas have no fixed residence except for giving birth, and will follow the bamboo. Migrate during the growth period.

Professor Chen was a little confused: "His mother is not dead?"

Jun Xijiu was also stunned: "This, I don't know." When they passed by, Xing Che's mother had already moved away, but she should still be alive.

There is a mountain god in that deep mountain. They say they are gods, but they are actually mountain spirits and wild monsters.

Jun Xijiu asked about the other party, and it is said that Xing Che's mother is very powerful in fighting. She once defeated a boa constrictor that was about to mature. The estrus period is in April and May, and it will not suddenly start giving birth again in winter.

Professor Chen was also stunned: "Then what does it mean to be a guardian spirit and return to your hometown?"

Jun Xijiu thought that Professor Chen might have misunderstood Little Xingxing's vague words, so she simply explained the whole story.

Professor Chen digested it, and then looked at the sprawled baby sleeping on the bed, heaved a sigh of relief and felt a little sad.The happy thing is that Jun Xijiu is still a good boy in his mind, not an irresponsible and flawed scumbag, but the sad thing is that it is a pity that this child does not belong to their family.

"Hey, no, why does Little Xingxing look so much like you!"

Jun Xijiu explained the principle of monster transformation again. Generally, monster transformation refers to his parents, and some refer to humans or his own imagination.

However, most species in the demon world have one thing in common. The stronger the strength, the better the human appearance will be after transformation.Even if it doesn't look good at the beginning, it will gradually become perfect as the strength increases in the later stage. Of course, there are some strange aesthetics.

Professor Chen's three views have been refreshed again.

He suddenly remembered Jun Xijiu's mysterious adoptive father. He had mentioned before that he wanted to invite him to come and meet him, and he was considered half-in-law, but the other party refused.At first, I thought the identity of the other party was inconvenient, but now that I think about it, there must be something else hidden.

Professor Chen tentatively asked, "Xiao Jiu, is your adoptive father a Taoist priest?" He saw that Jun Xijiu was very familiar with and accustomed to monsters and the like.

The exercises practiced by Huai Shu Jing belong to the Taoist system. He used to have a Taoist name for walking outside, so he can be regarded as a Taoist priest. Jun Xijiu nodded after thinking about it: "Yes."

Professor Chen suddenly understood that a hermit is a master, and this makes sense.

"Will the little Xingxing be kept in our house?" Professor Chen asked with anticipation in his eyes. Although Xingche was not a human being, he was happy no matter what he saw.

As for monsters and humans, he doesn't care, as long as they have human hearts, they are all human beings, and some people who wear human skin but do beastly deeds are not worthy of being called humans.

Jun Xijiu hesitated and explained to Professor Chen: "Xing Che is a monster, and his growth period will be very long, and the human appearance may not grow a year in a hundred years." The growth period will be slower.

Professor Chen was a little disappointed for a moment. It seemed that this kind of abnormality could not be kept in front of others.It brings out people's attention. If it is always too young, it will definitely attract the attention of others.

Maybe it will bring disaster.

Monsters live for a long time, which can be regarded as an alternative way of "immortality". What if someone finds Xing Che's strangeness and knows that his original form is a national treasure, and treats him like a Tang monk and wants to taste his meat to prolong his life?

Seeing Professor Chen's disappointed expression, Jun Xijiu hurriedly said, "Xing Che will be kept at home for the time being, you just take him at home, and try to take him out as little as possible."

Xing Che has not maintained the human form for a long time. After all, he will be affected by his mood just a few days after he became a sperm. Sometimes a person who has not collapsed will return to his original body, and perform a transformation into a living bear in front of everyone. This news is very big. up.

If it turns into another animal, it can be pretended that it is doing magic to cover up one or two things. The giant panda is a national treasure.It is illegal to be found raising privately.

Professor Chen's mood improved in an instant. When he was old, he would miss children, but after he was happy, he became worried again: "It's not a problem to stay at home all the time."

It's okay for him to stay at home every day, children always have to go out for activities, what should I do if I get sick all the time at home?However, children grow up as fast as blowing up balloons, and it is troublesome to be found out that they always grow up.

After thinking for a while, he suggested: "How about I take Xing Che to buy a piece of land and build a house in a slightly remote countryside?"

Jun Xijiu shook her head: "That's not necessary. After the new year is over, I will send Xing Che to the kindergarten in the demon world at the beginning of the new year."

Professor Chen was shocked: "There is also a monster kindergarten?" He thought it would be rare enough to meet a monster like Little Xing Xingxing.

Jun Xijiu gave Professor Chen some popular science about the changes in the demon world from ancient times to the present. The times are different. No matter what ethnic group, there are old-fashioned ones and innovators.

In modern times, the number of people in the demon world has dropped sharply, and later there is no place to stay in the human world, and they can only board in the underworld.Power and interests exist regardless of the race, and there will always be battles when they are crowded together, and they have been fighting like this for hundreds of years.

Then suddenly a big monster stood up and said a word, the number of their monsters is already pitifully small, and they will disappear if they are captured.And recently, the birth rate of newborns in the demon world is less than a dozen every year. If this continues, the demon will perish one day.

Only now did the demon world pay attention to this issue, and after mediation by various parties, they finally shook hands and made peace. Some demons raised their attention, and the cultivation should start with the next generation.Just like how to hold a school in the world so that the cubs of each family can go to school together. After a long time, they will be friends and will definitely not fight again. After two or three generations, there will be no hatred at all.

At the beginning, it was still a school, but later the age division was too large and it was subdivided.

Jun Xijiu pulled the quilt for the dishonest Xing Che, and said in a low voice: "My adoptive father still has something to do with it. I will get you a special pass, and you can pick Xing Che up and down the kindergarten. It's you when the time comes." Don't wander around, you can only move around in the demon world, don't leave the range of the enchantment." There is life in the demon world, except for the spirit of death everywhere in the enchantment hell, it will devour the vitality of the living.

"Is the underworld real?" Today, his three views have been refreshed countless times, and once again, Professor Chen has calmed down.

Jun Xijiu nodded and said, "Yes."

Then he planted a bomb as if nothing had happened: "It's not a problem for you to live to be a hundred years old. You still have at least 30 to [-] years of lifespan. Maybe I will leave earlier than you."

Professor Chen suddenly stood up from his chair and scolded angrily: "What nonsense!" Then he realized that his voice was too loud, and he was relieved when he saw that Xing Che was still sleeping soundly, and said angrily: "It's only ten years old. Ba just said such frustrating words, are you trying to piss me off!"

Jun Xijiu is very vague about the boundary between life and death. In his opinion, there is no difference between being in the human world or in the underworld. Some people don't understand Professor Chen's anger, but he still explains: "It's just the body that dies. I'm in the underworld. Still exist."

Professor Chen does not accept this rhetoric: "Yin and Yang are separated, how can they be the same!"

Jun Xijiu didn't want to make Professor Chen angry, so he used himself as an example: "My adoptive father passed away a thousand years ago. If my great-grandfather is still alive after my death, I can also be by your side."

Professor Chen: "..."

Pause, his three views need to be refreshed.