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Chapter 61 Freedom and Death

Pang Hai's brother-in-law is a veteran, and his sister waited for him for ten years before finally achieving the right result. The two are still very affectionate after marriage, and they will go out to play whenever they have free time on weekdays.TOEFL, Pang Hai, who is boarding at his sister's house, will also be taken along with him. He has been there a lot, and he is very familiar with how to find the terrain and how to set up a camp.

"Fix this peg down."

A small paper figurine no taller than a palm is holding a nail with its hand, and another paper figurine is holding a hammer three times his height.The size of the pile was almost equal to the height of the paper figurine. The little paper figurine with the hammer backed up and took a run-up, then jumped up halfway, held the hammer and smashed it down, and hammered the pile into the ground with a bang.

"You four, press these corners well."

Following Pang Hai's command, four little paper figurines ran over and pressed the four corners of the tent with their small hands.Even though they are only a little bit big, with the blessing of spiritual power, their strength is comparable to the sum of several adults.

Jun Xijiu used talisman paper to cut out a small paper figurine, poured spiritual power into it and placed it on the ground. The piece of paper shook for a while, and got up from the ground after a while.It looked around first, then da da da came over, hugged his trouser leg and rubbed it flatteringly.

He reached out and rubbed the little paper figurine's head with his fingertips, and said, "Go and help."

Reluctantly, the little paper figurine rubbed against it for the last time, made a military salute, and then ran towards the large army with short legs.

Jun Xijiu began to cut out a small paper figurine.

"Number 006-011, you go to the woods over there to collect firewood, be careful to pick up dry ones. Number 012-015 go to the upper stream to carry water, be careful not to get yourself wet. Number"

Pang Hai, who assigned tasks to the little paper figurines, felt like a great general who went on an expedition in ancient times. This kind of commanding and decisive feel is very good!

"Brother Nine, let's go hunting!" After the tents were set up, Pang Hai excitedly ran over to suggest that he saw a wild rabbit in the woods just now.Although they brought cooked food and some simple ingredients, how handsome it is to hunt in person!

Jun Xijiu readily agreed.

Fan Hongchang waved his hands and said with a smile: "You young people, go and play, I'll go around." The ghost body can float in the air, and now he likes the feeling of flying.With this state of soul body, he can go to any dangerous place. When he was climbing the mountain just now, he saw the beautiful scenery under the valley, so he planned to go and have a look.

The breath of this mountain was very clean, and Jun Xijiu didn't sense the breath of other ghosts all the way, so he was relieved to let him walk outside alone.This trip was originally to realize his wish, so naturally his wish was the first element.

After agreeing on a set time, they separated.

Rely on water to eat water, rely on mountains to eat mountains.When Pang Hai was shopping for cooked food with the village head, he accidentally saw the bow and arrow hanging on the wall of his house, so he borrowed it at the same time.

"Look at my sharpshooter, the stunt of piercing Yang with a hundred steps!" Pang Hai raised his bow and aimed at a row of birds on the treetops. After aiming, he let go.

Unlike his imagination of killing two birds with one stone, the arrow flew slowly for a while after being shot, and then fell down with a snap five meters away.

The birds on the tree didn't even startle, they looked back curiously, and then stayed on the treetop to rest, and even made a mocking sound: "Chirp, chirp, chirp~"

Really spicy chicken.

Pang Hai: "..."

This bow was used by the village chief for hunting when he was young, and the material used for making it is very good.The bow is a good bow, but Pang Hai can't draw the bowstring to its fullest, and he can only draw it a little even with all his strength.The hand is not strong enough, the follow-up force is not strong, and the arrow naturally cannot shoot far.

"puff."

Pang Hai turned his head.

Jun Xijiu looked innocent: "I didn't laugh, really."

Then you should have faked the smile in your eyes too!

Being slapped face to face, Pang Hai petrified for a while, and then angrily rushed to Jun Xijiu and hugged his thigh: "Brother Nine, give me a miracle buff with great strength. Hmph, dare to laugh at my weakness, today's dinner I decided to eat roasted birds!"

Jun Xijiu refused to add buffs to him, and said with a righteous face: "For the sake of eight-pack abs and being able to ride a tiger as soon as possible, don't always think about taking shortcuts, and work hard on the ground, Sao Nian." Live broadcast twice, Also learned some new words.

In the end, Pang Hai worked for a long time and still didn't catch any prey. Instead, the little papermen returned with a fat rabbit, a pheasant and a big fish with a full load.

When the prey came back, Pang Hai could only cook prepared ingredients, such things with fur and scales, but he didn't know where to start.

Fan Hongchang also came back from his stroll at this time, seeing that both of them were numb, he smiled and offered to deal with these things.In the past, after his wife suffered a loss, she no longer believed in the so-called safe meat that had been processed in the market. After that, their family often bought some fresh and fresh things, cooked more, and practiced their skills.

Jun Xijiu let Fan Hongchang possess him.

Fan Hongchang is a businessman, and he has a high success rate of selling to customers with a smiling face. The habit he has developed for a long time allows him to keep a smiling face at all times.He possessed Jun Xijiu, and he smiled very nicely, but Pang Hai felt chills.

Even though he knew that the person inside the shell was not Jun Xijiu, he was using Jun Xijiu's appearance after all.Pang Hai looked shiveringly at 'Jun Xi Jiu' with a smile on his face, raised a knife and cut the chicken's neck to let blood out, and plucked the hair neatly.

Looking at the chicken and the rabbit, Pang Hai held his neck, feeling the coolness on the back of his neck.Then every time the other party scratched the scales, there seemed to be a faint pain coming from his back.Especially when the other party slammed the chicken into pieces, Pang Hai felt that his bones were starting to ache.

"Let's cook the dinner uncle. It's not that uncle is bragging. Back then, uncle caught up with his wife because of this skill. If I hadn't been promoted and became a manager, I would have been reluctant to part with the high salary. I planned to go home and open a small restaurant by myself." Be the boss."

Fan Hongchang raised a big smiling face, he likes to express it with body language at the same time, in another place and time, Pang Hai would only think that this bullshit is really kind.

However, when he was handling the living things with hair just now, he accidentally splashed a drop of blood on his face. When he was talking and waving his hands, he was holding a kitchen knife stained with blood to accompany the scene where he slaughtered the living things just now. The scene of the murder.

Those who are engaged in sales are very talkative. When Fan Hongchang talked about his interest, he wanted to pat Pang Hai on the shoulder to show his friendliness, but Pang Hai jumped back in fright: "Uncle, if you have something to say, let's talk about it first." Put the knife down." If he didn't dodge quickly when he saw the opportunity, he would feel that the kitchen knife was greeted to his neck just now.

Fan Hongchang and Pang Haibin were cooking while bragging, but his cooking skills are really good. He probably helps his wife a lot at home, and his knife skills in cutting vegetables are really good.

After the meal was ready, Fan Hongchang let Jun Xijiu get in touch with the possessed state.People who cook prefer to watch others eat rather than eat themselves.He is old, and he has eaten fresh game many times. Compared with these, he prefers to eat the incense that Jun Xijiu gave him.

"Brother Jun, I made a strong flavored one for you alone. Just eat a little and taste it. Eating too much seasoning is not good for your health."

Fan Hongchang noticed this problem just now when he was cooking and tasting the food. At first he thought it was a sequela of possession, but Jun Xijiu explained it casually.He didn't care much about the other party's open-minded temperament, and he didn't need to pretend to be affectionate and pity the other party.

Jun Xijiu tasted it, and it was bland and tasteless compared to the previous ones, but this time it was obviously delicious and rich.He swallowed what was in his mouth, smiled slightly and said, "Thank you."

After eating, clean up.

The little paper people surround Jun Xijiu, and some scheming little paper people will secretly play tricks in order to seize a good position, secretly tickle the other party to make way, pull the pigtails and drag people down, etc., just to get closer to Jun Xi Nine some.

Pang Hai looked at the behavior of the paper figurines and asked curiously: "Why do I feel that they are all intelligent?" They will also compete for favor, and some of them are witty, not like puppets.

Jun Xijiu touched the little paper figurine's forehead and explained, "Yes, they all have souls." The paper figurines he summoned would be possessed by bodiless spirits, and he could summon simple paper puppet puppets, It just doesn't have autonomy, one command and one movement, and sometimes it won't move without detailed instructions.

Pang Hai touched the small tooth marks on his fingers: "No wonder." He thought it was fun and drew a mustache on the face of a little paper figurine. Today, when Jun Xijiu summoned the paper figurine, there was a The paper figurine suddenly rushed up and bit him, it seemed to be a vengeance.

The paper figurines of Junxi Jiujian are all uniform in size and appearance, but the paper pieces will change when they are summoned.For example, some have big ears, some wear small skirts, small pants, and some have braids and so on.

"Then do they eat?" He used to be a puppet without intelligence, so he didn't care about this aspect.But after thinking about it, I think it's impossible. The little paper man is just a piece of paper without a stomach. How can he eat?

"There's still something to eat."

Jun Xijiu took out a few small saucers for painting and mixing paint from her bag, mixed some water, and washed away some solid paint inside.

The little paper people who had been pampering Jun Xijiu and begged to be petted ran over one after another when they saw this, they moved to the small dish and took a sip, and the original white body turned into the color of the paint.

Among them is a little paper figurine who is very domineering. He likes red very much. After he changes color, he forbids other paper figurines to be of the same color as him. There are other little paper figurines who also want red, so he pushes them away like a calf. them.The little red paper figurine has a high combat effectiveness, the other paper figurines can't beat it, so they drank other paints listlessly.

"Hey, by the way, the village chief asked us to look for the backpacker who went up the mountain yesterday." Pang Hai suddenly remembered this incident. When they were hunting, they wandered all over the mountain without finding each other. He looked at a pile of colorful paper Person: "Can you help to find other people in the mountains?"

Just now he casually instructed the little paper figurines to treat them as puppets, but now that he knows that they are intelligent creatures, they will naturally be treated equally as adults.

Jun Xijiu just gave Pang Hai the authority to order the little paper figurines. Hearing this, the little paper figurines stopped arguing about their colors, scattered in all directions, and ran towards the mountains and forests.The little paper figurines are in the form of pieces of paper. Even if outsiders find them moving, they will just lie on the ground as if they were blown by the wind, so Jun Xijiu didn't stop them.

Not long after, the little paper man found the backpacker.His foot was stuck in the gap between two rocks, and there were friction marks on his calf. It is estimated that he tried to get out of the trap, but he couldn't pull it out.There was no signal in the mountains, so naturally there was no one to call for help.But fortunately, he looked a little listless, and he was still alive.

Jun Xijiu can see the perspective of the little paper figurine through the water mirror. The backpacker is carrying all kinds of food, snacks and drinks in his backpack, and various packaging bags and empty bottles are scattered around him.Probably relying on these, nothing happened in the past two days.

Pang Hai complained: "Writing is free, reading is death."

No matter how you go out to play alone, you must be fully prepared. You don't know, and there are many strategies on the Internet.Going out without even preparing self-defense weapons and emergency medical supplies, especially in this kind of mountain where there is no signal, if the village chief at the bottom of the mountain is not kind enough to ignore him, I am afraid that he will be trapped to death there.

Walk-and-go travel refers to a free-spirited attitude towards life, not a deadly spirit of blindly following the trend without understanding its meaning.

This backpacker, no, his behavior cannot be called a backpacker.I guess I don’t know where I heard that the scenery here is very beautiful, and it’s still an undeveloped mountain forest. Then I carried a pack of snacks and drinks on impulse and thought it was an adventure to come here. Take a few photos and go back. You can send it to Moments to show off.

With this interruption, they couldn't do the next scheduled activity.

"Brother Nine, rest here, I'll take him to a nearby clinic." The man was rescued, but the young man who died was injured, and there is no clinic at the bottom of the mountain.Sending Buddha to the west, a good man will do it to the end, so he simply drove him to a nearby medical point.

Pang Hai went down the mountain with someone on his back to get medical treatment. Jun Xijiu was a little bored, but it happened that the scenery in the mountain was very good, so he became interested in playing the piano.After half a tune, the surrounding jungle made a rustling sound, and soon the surrounding trees were covered with birds.

At the end of the song, those birds still reluctantly left.

After Fan Hongchang came back to his senses, he applauded vigorously: "In ancient times, it was said that when the music of the qin reaches its peak, it can attract a hundred birds to the phoenix. This hand is amazing, I am afraid that no one in this world can match it?"

Jun Xijiu shook his head: "There are people outside the sky, and there are many people with higher skills than me." He was not being modest in saying this. There are five fingers who can achieve the effect of a hundred birds and phoenixes in playing the piano with superb piano skills, let alone It is said that the locust tree spirit playing the same tune can even attract real phoenixes.

Fan Hongchang only thought it was Jun Xijiu who was being modest, but after thinking about it, he said: "After watching the sunrise tomorrow, let's go to the deep mountains to play." Various miraculous things along the way made him more sure that Jun Xijiu was The legendary expert outside the world, with such a great ability, it must be no problem to go to the deep mountains.

Jun Xijiu nodded: "Yes."

It was supposed to fulfill his wish.

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