I really don't know anything
Chapter 5 Just Be Happy
Fang Yuan came very quickly, among the crowd, he only needed one glance to focus on the obedient beauty sitting in the bus waiting room.
But seeing the beauty's peerless face covered by big black-rimmed glasses, Fang Yuan lowered the car window and shouted, "Beauty, come here~"
Jun Xijiu looked up and looked around, the voice was quite familiar, but it wasn't him that the beauty called?Seeing Shi Shiran, a beautiful woman beside her, walking over, Jun Xijiu looked down at the phone again.
Fang Yuan stared at the woman who blocked him from seeing the beauty with a disgusted face, "Go away, don't get in the way."
The beauty was stunned for a moment, her expression changed, "Didn't you ask me to come here, otherwise I wouldn't bother to talk to you." She was the only woman around, didn't she call someone?
Fang Yuan laughed angrily, "I'm called a beauty, you count too, how big is your face?"
The breasts of the beauty are undulating, and since she was a child, no one has said that she is not beautiful!She wants to see who can afford the title of beauty.
Fang Yuan looked helpless at Jun Xijiu who was playing with the phone with his head down, dialed the phone, "Come here."
Jun Xijiu was a little stunned when he saw the caller ID, and then got into the car with the beauty's pissed-off expression.
Fang Yuan wanted to take off his ugly black-rimmed glasses when Jun Xijiu came up.
Snapped!
Seeing Fang Yuan's arm turned red immediately, Jun Xijiu's heart skipped a beat.
Oops, it's over.
I hit the boss before I passed the interview.
Jun Xijiu smiled awkwardly, "I'm sorry, I'm a conditioned reflex."
Fang Yuan felt the burning pain on his arm, he turned his raised hand back and pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose as if nothing had happened.
"It's okay." Who made you look good, of course he chose to forgive you.
Instead, he comforted her back, "Your reaction was good, that's how it should be, I offended you." Of course it's good for a beauty to have a sense of crisis!
Fascinated by embarrassment.
Jun Xijiu took back the ruler and was about to get off the car.
Fang Yuan saw Jun Xijiu's actions, "What are you doing?" Then he thought of the reason, "Did I let you go?"
Jun Xijiu did a good job obediently, wondering whether the money in his pocket was enough to cover the medical expenses.
Fang Yuan looked at the obedient Jun Xijiu a little amused, and said, "You just need to remember one thing, whatever a beauty does is right, you must have the self-consciousness of being a beauty."
Junxi Nine Black Lines, "I'm a man."
"Beauty refers specifically to women, and those who can be called beauties are regardless of gender. For example, you." Fang Yuan turned his head and said to the driver, "Drive."
"..."
What else can he say, (:з」∠)_
Soon at the bar, Jun Xijiu looked around curiously.Similar to what he saw on the leaflets, a few people were actually doing the cleaning work.
It is divided into upper and lower floors, with a direct connection in the middle. There is a small stage in the center of the first floor, and various tables and sofas are scattered around it.
"What do I need to do?" It should be tiring to clean up such a big place, "Wipe the table and sweep the floor?"
He is weak, and all the chores are done by ghost servants. I'm really worried that he won't be able to do it.You must know that you have asked clearly from the beginning, otherwise it will be a waste of time.
Fang Yuan choked, "How is that possible!" How can a beauty do this kind of cleaning, it will be punished by heaven.
Imagine how many people will be attracted by the beauties in the future, and the subsequent sales, as well as the constipated but helpless face of the old man, and his heart is hot.
Fang Yuan pushed down his glasses, smiled and said, "You just need to smile."
"emmmm?"(:з」∠)_What the hell is work being a smile?
*
Jiang Li was bored poking at the smoothie in the glass, and the solid ice was almost melted into water. He rested his chin and looked at the crowd outside the glass window.
She pursed her lips, "Tsk, there isn't even a handsome guy." She had been looking for almost an afternoon, and she didn't even find a high-quality handsome guy.
"The little brother in blue just now is pretty good~" Liu Liu, who was sitting opposite Jiang Li and playing with his mobile phone, took the time to reply.
Jiang Li rolled his eyes, "At this time, I really envy you for being short-sighted." Everything he looks at has its own skin smoothing function.
Her eyesight is very good. The little brother Liu Liu mentioned just now has good facial features, but his oily face and pimples make his eyes hot!
Liu Liu suddenly screamed in a low voice, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"
Jiang Li was not surprised by this, and subconsciously complained, "Why, your male god is pregnant?"
Liu Liu's face flushed with excitement, his eyes dreamy, "Ah, so handsome."
Jiang Li gave his girlfriend a lazy look, "No matter how handsome you are, you can't eat it."
Liu Liuha is a Two-dimensional "star", and she likes three-dimensional male gods. It is quite amazing that they can become girlfriends and play together with different views.
"It's almost time, let's go." They ordered movie tickets for the afternoon, went to the shopping mall for a while in advance, and when they were tired, they rested in a western restaurant opened in the mall to pass the last time.
"This is edible, bah! It's alive, no!" Liu Liu was excited and incoherent, and couldn't express clearly after saying it several times, so he had to hold the phone in front of Jiang Li's face.
Jiang Li glanced lazily, and lost his mind after just one glance.Subconsciously, she reached out and snatched her best friend's phone, her eyes fixed on the screen.
A photo was displayed on the screen of the mobile phone, with a small stage in the background, and the person sitting in front of the piano stand only showed a profile.The light and shadow in the dim space reflected colorful halos, and a warm light above his head just hit his face, and his exquisite and beautiful face seemed to be emitting holy light.
Liu Liu stretched out his hand to snatch it, "Lizi, return the phone to me!" After several times of snatching but failed to snatch it, he was a little anxious, "Use your own phone to watch it."
Jiang Li held Liu Liu's hand, his eyes sparkled, and he spoke excitedly, "Quick, tell me, who is this handsome guy?"
The photo is a high-definition big picture, and I can be sure that the handsome guy in the photo is absolutely natural and pollution-free.
High-quality handsome guy, his eyes are hot all day, it turns out that the benefits are at the end.
Liu Liu snatched his phone, quickly right-clicked to save the picture, looked through the photo album to confirm that it was saved, and then heaved a sigh of relief: "According to the blogger, I played the piano for a resident singer in a bar. Let me see if the address is revealed. " She just licked the screen just now, and quickly scrolled down to read the comments to see if anyone picked up the address.
Salted fish does not turn over: ahhh! ! !Tell me who is this little brother?
Human Face Doll: Is it the little fresh meat who is about to debut?So handsome! (/▽╲)
Listen to Yun's crooning: (╯°Д°)╯︵/(□) Get out of the way, don't bother me to lick the screen.
Feifei Bubble: Has no one noticed that the singing lady is also pretty? (:з」∠)_
Abubu ballooning: I will give it to you, pick up my little brother and run away. (ωυ)
Hongye: Don't even think about it! ─=≡Σ(((つω)つ
Jing Xiaoqiong: Well, I know this singer. He sings in a bar in our city.
He Gong: The one above, hand over the address [pick out a knife and smile jpg]
"Hey, it's actually in our city?"
"What!?" Jiang Li slapped the table, stood up and screamed, looked around and sat down awkwardly, and moved to squeeze next to his best friend, "Where is he!!!"
"It's in the Lowe Forest Bar, I don't know if it's true."
Jiang Li repeated, "Lowell Forest Bar?" She has also been to this bar, and the people who come to hang out are all some wretched men. She has not found a good-quality handsome guy several times, and she has never been there again. Instead, she often goes to the next door. Rainbow Candy.
"Come on, let's go and have a look." It's not far anyway.She can't wait to lick real people.
Seeing the flurry of action, Liu Liu's best friend asked, "Aren't you going to watch the movie?" The show will start in 10 minutes.
Jiang Li took Liu Liu's hand and walked out, saying, "I'm announcing my divorce from Lin Yan, and the ticket I bought will be used as a breakup fee!"
Liu Liu rolled his eyes. Lin Yan is the latest freshman to debut. He has acted in several idol dramas and is very popular. This is his first time acting in a movie. Of course, his girlfriends who like him recently have all kinds of support.
I didn't expect to betray so soon, but if she also chooses to betray.
Compared to Lin Yan, who was full of fireworks, that man was simply a male god who came out of Two-dimensional.
*
"I never thought you could play the piano!" What a treasure, Fang Yuan couldn't help but smile when he thought of the recent sales.
Jun Xijiu laughed awkwardly, "I really can't."
The person who accompanies the piano music for the singer-in-residence was stuck in traffic for half a day today, but the show has already been released.This singer sings very well, and many fans come for his songs.It's not good if the customer is upset if it's canceled suddenly.
Thinking of him being a boss for a day without doing anything and still paying him so much salary, I feel uneasy.
Thinking that there was a ghost named Ah Sa in the bar who said he could play the piano, he temporarily let the ghost Ah Sa solve the problem.
He can play the piano, but not the piano but the guqin, which was taught by Huaishu Jing.
He knows a little bit of the six arts of a gentleman.
Fang Yuan was speechless.
Jun Xijiu also said at the beginning that he didn't know anything, and he didn't care.But one time the little brother who was bartending suddenly had diarrhea and squatted in the toilet and couldn't get out, so he temporarily asked Jun Xijiu to come and see the bar.He even made a phone call to inform Fang Yuan, who knows how to mix drinks, to replace him.
Who knew that just as Fang Yuan passed by, there were bursts of screams at the bar, all the young ladies squeezed past, even some younger brothers were anxious outside.
Fang Yuan squeezed past, then was stunned.The gorgeous fancy bartending technique is definitely not something a novice can do, and the sales volume of the wine has doubled several times that day.
Afterwards, Jun Xijiu said that he didn't know how to mix wine, and he didn't force it. Anyway, those girls who came around didn't care if the wine was from Jun Xijiu, as long as it was served by him.
The corner of Fang Yuan's mouth twitched, the beauty said no, what can he do!Of course, "As long as you're happy."
But seeing the beauty's peerless face covered by big black-rimmed glasses, Fang Yuan lowered the car window and shouted, "Beauty, come here~"
Jun Xijiu looked up and looked around, the voice was quite familiar, but it wasn't him that the beauty called?Seeing Shi Shiran, a beautiful woman beside her, walking over, Jun Xijiu looked down at the phone again.
Fang Yuan stared at the woman who blocked him from seeing the beauty with a disgusted face, "Go away, don't get in the way."
The beauty was stunned for a moment, her expression changed, "Didn't you ask me to come here, otherwise I wouldn't bother to talk to you." She was the only woman around, didn't she call someone?
Fang Yuan laughed angrily, "I'm called a beauty, you count too, how big is your face?"
The breasts of the beauty are undulating, and since she was a child, no one has said that she is not beautiful!She wants to see who can afford the title of beauty.
Fang Yuan looked helpless at Jun Xijiu who was playing with the phone with his head down, dialed the phone, "Come here."
Jun Xijiu was a little stunned when he saw the caller ID, and then got into the car with the beauty's pissed-off expression.
Fang Yuan wanted to take off his ugly black-rimmed glasses when Jun Xijiu came up.
Snapped!
Seeing Fang Yuan's arm turned red immediately, Jun Xijiu's heart skipped a beat.
Oops, it's over.
I hit the boss before I passed the interview.
Jun Xijiu smiled awkwardly, "I'm sorry, I'm a conditioned reflex."
Fang Yuan felt the burning pain on his arm, he turned his raised hand back and pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose as if nothing had happened.
"It's okay." Who made you look good, of course he chose to forgive you.
Instead, he comforted her back, "Your reaction was good, that's how it should be, I offended you." Of course it's good for a beauty to have a sense of crisis!
Fascinated by embarrassment.
Jun Xijiu took back the ruler and was about to get off the car.
Fang Yuan saw Jun Xijiu's actions, "What are you doing?" Then he thought of the reason, "Did I let you go?"
Jun Xijiu did a good job obediently, wondering whether the money in his pocket was enough to cover the medical expenses.
Fang Yuan looked at the obedient Jun Xijiu a little amused, and said, "You just need to remember one thing, whatever a beauty does is right, you must have the self-consciousness of being a beauty."
Junxi Nine Black Lines, "I'm a man."
"Beauty refers specifically to women, and those who can be called beauties are regardless of gender. For example, you." Fang Yuan turned his head and said to the driver, "Drive."
"..."
What else can he say, (:з」∠)_
Soon at the bar, Jun Xijiu looked around curiously.Similar to what he saw on the leaflets, a few people were actually doing the cleaning work.
It is divided into upper and lower floors, with a direct connection in the middle. There is a small stage in the center of the first floor, and various tables and sofas are scattered around it.
"What do I need to do?" It should be tiring to clean up such a big place, "Wipe the table and sweep the floor?"
He is weak, and all the chores are done by ghost servants. I'm really worried that he won't be able to do it.You must know that you have asked clearly from the beginning, otherwise it will be a waste of time.
Fang Yuan choked, "How is that possible!" How can a beauty do this kind of cleaning, it will be punished by heaven.
Imagine how many people will be attracted by the beauties in the future, and the subsequent sales, as well as the constipated but helpless face of the old man, and his heart is hot.
Fang Yuan pushed down his glasses, smiled and said, "You just need to smile."
"emmmm?"(:з」∠)_What the hell is work being a smile?
*
Jiang Li was bored poking at the smoothie in the glass, and the solid ice was almost melted into water. He rested his chin and looked at the crowd outside the glass window.
She pursed her lips, "Tsk, there isn't even a handsome guy." She had been looking for almost an afternoon, and she didn't even find a high-quality handsome guy.
"The little brother in blue just now is pretty good~" Liu Liu, who was sitting opposite Jiang Li and playing with his mobile phone, took the time to reply.
Jiang Li rolled his eyes, "At this time, I really envy you for being short-sighted." Everything he looks at has its own skin smoothing function.
Her eyesight is very good. The little brother Liu Liu mentioned just now has good facial features, but his oily face and pimples make his eyes hot!
Liu Liu suddenly screamed in a low voice, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"
Jiang Li was not surprised by this, and subconsciously complained, "Why, your male god is pregnant?"
Liu Liu's face flushed with excitement, his eyes dreamy, "Ah, so handsome."
Jiang Li gave his girlfriend a lazy look, "No matter how handsome you are, you can't eat it."
Liu Liuha is a Two-dimensional "star", and she likes three-dimensional male gods. It is quite amazing that they can become girlfriends and play together with different views.
"It's almost time, let's go." They ordered movie tickets for the afternoon, went to the shopping mall for a while in advance, and when they were tired, they rested in a western restaurant opened in the mall to pass the last time.
"This is edible, bah! It's alive, no!" Liu Liu was excited and incoherent, and couldn't express clearly after saying it several times, so he had to hold the phone in front of Jiang Li's face.
Jiang Li glanced lazily, and lost his mind after just one glance.Subconsciously, she reached out and snatched her best friend's phone, her eyes fixed on the screen.
A photo was displayed on the screen of the mobile phone, with a small stage in the background, and the person sitting in front of the piano stand only showed a profile.The light and shadow in the dim space reflected colorful halos, and a warm light above his head just hit his face, and his exquisite and beautiful face seemed to be emitting holy light.
Liu Liu stretched out his hand to snatch it, "Lizi, return the phone to me!" After several times of snatching but failed to snatch it, he was a little anxious, "Use your own phone to watch it."
Jiang Li held Liu Liu's hand, his eyes sparkled, and he spoke excitedly, "Quick, tell me, who is this handsome guy?"
The photo is a high-definition big picture, and I can be sure that the handsome guy in the photo is absolutely natural and pollution-free.
High-quality handsome guy, his eyes are hot all day, it turns out that the benefits are at the end.
Liu Liu snatched his phone, quickly right-clicked to save the picture, looked through the photo album to confirm that it was saved, and then heaved a sigh of relief: "According to the blogger, I played the piano for a resident singer in a bar. Let me see if the address is revealed. " She just licked the screen just now, and quickly scrolled down to read the comments to see if anyone picked up the address.
Salted fish does not turn over: ahhh! ! !Tell me who is this little brother?
Human Face Doll: Is it the little fresh meat who is about to debut?So handsome! (/▽╲)
Listen to Yun's crooning: (╯°Д°)╯︵/(□) Get out of the way, don't bother me to lick the screen.
Feifei Bubble: Has no one noticed that the singing lady is also pretty? (:з」∠)_
Abubu ballooning: I will give it to you, pick up my little brother and run away. (ωυ)
Hongye: Don't even think about it! ─=≡Σ(((つω)つ
Jing Xiaoqiong: Well, I know this singer. He sings in a bar in our city.
He Gong: The one above, hand over the address [pick out a knife and smile jpg]
"Hey, it's actually in our city?"
"What!?" Jiang Li slapped the table, stood up and screamed, looked around and sat down awkwardly, and moved to squeeze next to his best friend, "Where is he!!!"
"It's in the Lowe Forest Bar, I don't know if it's true."
Jiang Li repeated, "Lowell Forest Bar?" She has also been to this bar, and the people who come to hang out are all some wretched men. She has not found a good-quality handsome guy several times, and she has never been there again. Instead, she often goes to the next door. Rainbow Candy.
"Come on, let's go and have a look." It's not far anyway.She can't wait to lick real people.
Seeing the flurry of action, Liu Liu's best friend asked, "Aren't you going to watch the movie?" The show will start in 10 minutes.
Jiang Li took Liu Liu's hand and walked out, saying, "I'm announcing my divorce from Lin Yan, and the ticket I bought will be used as a breakup fee!"
Liu Liu rolled his eyes. Lin Yan is the latest freshman to debut. He has acted in several idol dramas and is very popular. This is his first time acting in a movie. Of course, his girlfriends who like him recently have all kinds of support.
I didn't expect to betray so soon, but if she also chooses to betray.
Compared to Lin Yan, who was full of fireworks, that man was simply a male god who came out of Two-dimensional.
*
"I never thought you could play the piano!" What a treasure, Fang Yuan couldn't help but smile when he thought of the recent sales.
Jun Xijiu laughed awkwardly, "I really can't."
The person who accompanies the piano music for the singer-in-residence was stuck in traffic for half a day today, but the show has already been released.This singer sings very well, and many fans come for his songs.It's not good if the customer is upset if it's canceled suddenly.
Thinking of him being a boss for a day without doing anything and still paying him so much salary, I feel uneasy.
Thinking that there was a ghost named Ah Sa in the bar who said he could play the piano, he temporarily let the ghost Ah Sa solve the problem.
He can play the piano, but not the piano but the guqin, which was taught by Huaishu Jing.
He knows a little bit of the six arts of a gentleman.
Fang Yuan was speechless.
Jun Xijiu also said at the beginning that he didn't know anything, and he didn't care.But one time the little brother who was bartending suddenly had diarrhea and squatted in the toilet and couldn't get out, so he temporarily asked Jun Xijiu to come and see the bar.He even made a phone call to inform Fang Yuan, who knows how to mix drinks, to replace him.
Who knew that just as Fang Yuan passed by, there were bursts of screams at the bar, all the young ladies squeezed past, even some younger brothers were anxious outside.
Fang Yuan squeezed past, then was stunned.The gorgeous fancy bartending technique is definitely not something a novice can do, and the sales volume of the wine has doubled several times that day.
Afterwards, Jun Xijiu said that he didn't know how to mix wine, and he didn't force it. Anyway, those girls who came around didn't care if the wine was from Jun Xijiu, as long as it was served by him.
The corner of Fang Yuan's mouth twitched, the beauty said no, what can he do!Of course, "As long as you're happy."
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