I really don't know anything
Chapter 37 The Biggest Nightmare
Jun Xijiu's skipping class was not noticed. The teacher of the first two classes in the afternoon didn't like roll call, so he went straight to class when he came.
He thinks that if you don't have the mind to come to class, it's useless to call roll, because the mind is not here at all.College students have a lot of free space, and they pay more attention to self-discipline.We are all adults, and we have to take responsibility for our own future life.If you are willing to mess around, then go for it, as long as you don’t regret it in the future.
The next few classes are public mathematics classes, and several classes are mixed together.Pang Hai happened to be in Jun Xijiu's class.I didn't see Jun Xijiu in the classroom, and I couldn't get through on the phone, so I thought that he must be stumbled by other things, so I answered for him.
The last class is not together, but he has Jun Xijiu's schedule.After seeing a friend I happened to know was in that classroom, I entrusted him to answer for Jun Xijiu.In short, I was absent from class on the first day of enrollment, and passed without any danger.In addition, Feng Tu shared his class notes in the class group. On the surface, he said that he wanted to share them with everyone, but in private, he wanted to show them to Jun Xijiu.
Feng Tu fell in love with Jun Xijiu at first sight, but not like love, but like a star idol.Jun Xijiu's external conditions are simply the appearance of a perfect male god that she made up in her mind, and it just pokes her heart.Yes, she just likes sick and weak beauties!It doesn't matter if her personality is a bit bad, as long as she is not the kind of special best, she can accept it.
Yan means justice!
"Husband, it's your first day of school today, how do you feel?" Luluo asked courteously in a gentle voice as soon as she got home.
Jun Xijiu: "..."
Well, a husband is a husband.
Mu Xi was a human being before she was alive, and she possessed flowers and trees only after her death. She had gender awareness very early on.Luluo is different, he is a spirit body and has no gender.In addition, there are some androgynous spirits such as Peach Blossom, who can be male or female depending on their own preferences.
Recently, Luluo has watched too many TV dramas such as mother-in-law and daughter-in-law ethics dramas and Gongdou dramas, some of which have affected Luluo's choices, and she sees herself as a woman more often.Although he still sings the national anthem in a bold and heroic tenor, it does not affect the personality he set for himself.
The world of drama, you will never understand.
Jun Xijiu replied very cooperatively: "It's okay." He resolutely didn't mention the matter of him skipping class all afternoon on the first day of school, a man still needs to show face in front of his wife.
As the saying goes, those who are close to vermilion are red, those who are close to ink are black, and those who are close to opera masters can easily be assimilated into opera masters by him. Jun Xijiu didn't realize that he was too involved in drama at all.
The teacher assigned homework today, Jun Xijiu started to do homework after dinner with Professor Chen, Lu Luo insisted that Jun Xijiu move her to the desk together.
The euphemistic name is: red sleeves add fragrance.
Lu Luo was particularly involved in the play. When Jun Xijiu was tired of writing, she used her big braids to beat his shoulders and backs, and acted like a good wife and mother.
After finishing her homework, Jun Xijiu took out the book that was about to give birth to a book spirit.Although it has been fed with some spiritual power, the spirit has not yet been born. He intends to send this book to Shuhua. People of the same clan know how to take care of their newborns.
As soon as Shuhua saw Jun Xijiu, she rushed over excitedly: "Master, I haven't seen you for a few days, like three autumns. Ah, you are still so flawless"
As soon as Jun Xijiu heard her speak, she felt a throbbing pain in her head, and interrupted her directly: "Shut up!" Although it was impolite to do so, it was all for the sake of her own safety.
Monsters like Yan Ruyu naturally have a learning god buff that makes thousands of students envy and hate.Shuhua is a big demon, she has a lot of knowledge reserves in her brain, which can be called a mobile library.
And because Yan Ruyu's family was born in classics of calligraphy and painting, no matter whether the author is out of love or for other reasons, there is more or less a wish to be famous in the subconscious, which will also affect Yan Ruyu's character.
Therefore, Yan Ruyu's family has a particularly high chance of being born with talkative tuberculosis, and they also have a common characteristic, that is, they love to preach.Even Yan Ruyu, who is purely in love, will gently urge you to study while in love...
Shuhua is Yan Ruyu's most talkative and preaching person, and whenever her mouth is idle, she feels extremely uncomfortable all over her body.This is nothing, Pang Hai is also quite talkative, but compared with Shuhua, it is simply the difference between a master and a rookie.
Shuhua is one of the women Jun Xijiu fears the most. When he was sick, she sat beside his bed and talked softly and praised him for three days and nights without repeating her words. The biggest nightmare in my life!
In fact, this is nothing. One of the most legendary things about Shuhua is that in a way of chattering, the most difficult big monster recognized by the underworld abruptly became a Buddha immediately after a mental breakdown.She trapped people in the world in her painting, and kept talking to that big monster for hundreds of years...
Even if the person who spoke was a peerless beauty, anyone would be crazy!The temper of that big demon was notoriously violent before.After he became a Buddha immediately, he became a special Buddhist. It is said that after he finally got rid of Shuhua, he practiced closed-mouth meditation.
After entrusting Xiao Shuling to Shuhua, Jun Xijiu quickly evacuated.I'm really afraid that if she stays a little longer, she can't control Jiji's prehistoric power, and she will trap him in the world in the painting for hundreds of years, what should I do?
After a dream for a hundred years, the world in the scroll is different from the reality.Unless the owner of the painting is willing to let you out, even if you live in the world in the painting for a hundred years, it will only be a moment in the outside world, and you can't even ask for help.
If it weren't for his lack of time and other better methods, killing Jun Xijiu would not have sent Xiao Shuling to Shuhua.After the little Shuling was born after a while, he immediately took the little Shuling back.
Mu Xi, who Luluo can lead, puts down her ladylike reserve and sings the national anthem boldly, and the little book spirit that Shu Hua can lead, maybe the second generation of chatterbox.He still has to stay at NUS for at least four years, so he doesn't want to be immersed in Shuhua Er's mental torture.
When eating at noon, when Jun Xijiu came out of the classroom, he found that the street outside was full of various stalls. Many seniors and sisters saw passers-by walking, and stuffed a leaflet into their hands with a smile on their faces. .
"What are they doing?"
Pang Hai scanned all kinds of booths, and explained: "This is what I was going to tell you just now, the club recruits new students. There are many interesting clubs in the school. At this time of the year, seniors and sisters will recruit new students."
After listening to the explanation, Jun Xijiu just let out an indifferent oh to express his understanding.Because his physique is yin and prone to attracting ghosts, he is not very interested in group activities.In addition to studying in his spare time, he also needs to find time to help Yinhun's vision, and there is no extra time for club activities.
There is an excess of yin energy in Jun Xijiu's body, when he is not smiling, he gives off a very cold aura that should not be entered by strangers.When some seniors and senior sisters are pulling people, they often retreat because of the coldness on the surface before they get to Jun Xijiu's side.
Pang Hai has long thought about the club he wants to join, so he is happy to enjoy leisure behind Jun Xijiu.Among the group of freshmen who were besieged at a loss, each holding at least one or two leaflets, the two of them were refreshed from the beginning to the end.
When walking halfway, Pang Hai suddenly said: "Ninth brother, you wait for me at the pavilion, I saw the booth of the club I want to join, I'll go over and fill out the application form for joining the club and come." , so Sa Yazi ran over.
When Jun Xijiu was about to leave, a leaflet appeared in his sight.
"Arnold, can you join our club?" A girl wearing cat ears and a tail behind her was looking at him timidly.
She is very short, only about 155 by visual inspection.Given Jun Xijiu's height of 188, she had to lower her head, otherwise she wouldn't be able to look at each other.
"Yes, can you join me, our club?" The condescending attitude made the girl blocking the way take a step back in fear, but she still bit the bullet and passed the flyer forward, but the hand holding the flyer was Trembling slightly.
Jun Xijiu didn't want to join the club, so she politely declined and said, "Sorry."
After being rejected, a drop of water overflowed from the girl's eyes instantly, hanging in the eye socket so hard to drop.As if she didn't want people to see her embarrassing expression, she quickly lowered her head, and quickly reached out and wiped her eyes with her sleeve.
Jun Xijiu: "..."
For a moment, I felt like I was bullying someone.
It took the girl a long time to raise her head, her eyes were slightly red, and the teardrops had just been wiped off, making her eyes moist.She reluctantly pulled the corner of her mouth, showing a smile that seemed to be crying, and said in a low voice, "No, it's okay. It's not your fault, it's all because Mu Mutai is useless, Just keep recruiting, if you can't recruit new people, you don't mind."
Jun Xijiu: "..."
Feeling more guilty inside.
The girl lowered her head with a disappointed and sad face, a weak, pitiful, and helpless aura lingered around her.She bent down and said, "I'm sorry for disturbing you just now." Then she obediently turned sideways to get out of the way ahead.
Jun Xijiu: "..."
Tick.
Jun Xijiu sighed helplessly in her heart, stopped, turned around and stretched out her hand.The girl took a small step back as if frightened, and said timidly, "I'm sorry, you, please go slowly."
"Give me an application form."
The girl lowered her head and Jun Xijiu couldn't see her expression clearly, but she couldn't ignore the teardrops falling on the ground one by one, his conscience couldn't stand the condemnation.
The girl raised her head abruptly, a bright smile bloomed on her tear-stained face, dazzling like the sun.This time there were tears in the eyes, but the smile was very happy.
"Thank you, Mumu has finally recruited someone, please follow me here." The girl led the way ahead, turning her head every step of the way, as if she was afraid that Jun Xijiu would run away.
It wasn't until Jun Xijiu filled in the basic information and signed the name under her guidance that the girl heaved a sigh of relief and said with a smile on her face: "In this way, you are a member of the cosplay department under our animation club." .”
Jun Xijiu: "..."
I don't really understand what kind of society that is.
But forget it, it doesn't matter anyway.Pang Hai said that if he is not satisfied with the club's activities, he can quit midway.He just wanted to join the girl's recruiting club first, to appease her emotions, and then quit after a while.
Jun Xijiu filled out the form and left.
After Jun Xijiu left, the shy and happy expression of the girl with cat ears just now disappeared.She curled the corner of her lower lip, her eyes moved, her chin was slightly raised, and her face that was like that of a little sister next door instantly changed into an aggressive and domineering one.
Another girl next to her smiled and gave a thumbs up to the female cat's ear, and said, "Minister is mighty! It is indeed the ace pillar of the stage play, and the sword is not old."
Their ministers have been eyeing the department grass of the history department since the first year of freshman enrollment, no, it should be said that it is the beauty of the national university grass.During the period, I inquired a lot about him, and then worked out the strategy just now.
The girl with cat ears, Mu Jinjin pulled out a paper fan from her waist, unfolded it to cover the lower half of her face, her eyes were full of complacency: "Oh hehe, no one can refuse my lord's invitation."
nobody!
He thinks that if you don't have the mind to come to class, it's useless to call roll, because the mind is not here at all.College students have a lot of free space, and they pay more attention to self-discipline.We are all adults, and we have to take responsibility for our own future life.If you are willing to mess around, then go for it, as long as you don’t regret it in the future.
The next few classes are public mathematics classes, and several classes are mixed together.Pang Hai happened to be in Jun Xijiu's class.I didn't see Jun Xijiu in the classroom, and I couldn't get through on the phone, so I thought that he must be stumbled by other things, so I answered for him.
The last class is not together, but he has Jun Xijiu's schedule.After seeing a friend I happened to know was in that classroom, I entrusted him to answer for Jun Xijiu.In short, I was absent from class on the first day of enrollment, and passed without any danger.In addition, Feng Tu shared his class notes in the class group. On the surface, he said that he wanted to share them with everyone, but in private, he wanted to show them to Jun Xijiu.
Feng Tu fell in love with Jun Xijiu at first sight, but not like love, but like a star idol.Jun Xijiu's external conditions are simply the appearance of a perfect male god that she made up in her mind, and it just pokes her heart.Yes, she just likes sick and weak beauties!It doesn't matter if her personality is a bit bad, as long as she is not the kind of special best, she can accept it.
Yan means justice!
"Husband, it's your first day of school today, how do you feel?" Luluo asked courteously in a gentle voice as soon as she got home.
Jun Xijiu: "..."
Well, a husband is a husband.
Mu Xi was a human being before she was alive, and she possessed flowers and trees only after her death. She had gender awareness very early on.Luluo is different, he is a spirit body and has no gender.In addition, there are some androgynous spirits such as Peach Blossom, who can be male or female depending on their own preferences.
Recently, Luluo has watched too many TV dramas such as mother-in-law and daughter-in-law ethics dramas and Gongdou dramas, some of which have affected Luluo's choices, and she sees herself as a woman more often.Although he still sings the national anthem in a bold and heroic tenor, it does not affect the personality he set for himself.
The world of drama, you will never understand.
Jun Xijiu replied very cooperatively: "It's okay." He resolutely didn't mention the matter of him skipping class all afternoon on the first day of school, a man still needs to show face in front of his wife.
As the saying goes, those who are close to vermilion are red, those who are close to ink are black, and those who are close to opera masters can easily be assimilated into opera masters by him. Jun Xijiu didn't realize that he was too involved in drama at all.
The teacher assigned homework today, Jun Xijiu started to do homework after dinner with Professor Chen, Lu Luo insisted that Jun Xijiu move her to the desk together.
The euphemistic name is: red sleeves add fragrance.
Lu Luo was particularly involved in the play. When Jun Xijiu was tired of writing, she used her big braids to beat his shoulders and backs, and acted like a good wife and mother.
After finishing her homework, Jun Xijiu took out the book that was about to give birth to a book spirit.Although it has been fed with some spiritual power, the spirit has not yet been born. He intends to send this book to Shuhua. People of the same clan know how to take care of their newborns.
As soon as Shuhua saw Jun Xijiu, she rushed over excitedly: "Master, I haven't seen you for a few days, like three autumns. Ah, you are still so flawless"
As soon as Jun Xijiu heard her speak, she felt a throbbing pain in her head, and interrupted her directly: "Shut up!" Although it was impolite to do so, it was all for the sake of her own safety.
Monsters like Yan Ruyu naturally have a learning god buff that makes thousands of students envy and hate.Shuhua is a big demon, she has a lot of knowledge reserves in her brain, which can be called a mobile library.
And because Yan Ruyu's family was born in classics of calligraphy and painting, no matter whether the author is out of love or for other reasons, there is more or less a wish to be famous in the subconscious, which will also affect Yan Ruyu's character.
Therefore, Yan Ruyu's family has a particularly high chance of being born with talkative tuberculosis, and they also have a common characteristic, that is, they love to preach.Even Yan Ruyu, who is purely in love, will gently urge you to study while in love...
Shuhua is Yan Ruyu's most talkative and preaching person, and whenever her mouth is idle, she feels extremely uncomfortable all over her body.This is nothing, Pang Hai is also quite talkative, but compared with Shuhua, it is simply the difference between a master and a rookie.
Shuhua is one of the women Jun Xijiu fears the most. When he was sick, she sat beside his bed and talked softly and praised him for three days and nights without repeating her words. The biggest nightmare in my life!
In fact, this is nothing. One of the most legendary things about Shuhua is that in a way of chattering, the most difficult big monster recognized by the underworld abruptly became a Buddha immediately after a mental breakdown.She trapped people in the world in her painting, and kept talking to that big monster for hundreds of years...
Even if the person who spoke was a peerless beauty, anyone would be crazy!The temper of that big demon was notoriously violent before.After he became a Buddha immediately, he became a special Buddhist. It is said that after he finally got rid of Shuhua, he practiced closed-mouth meditation.
After entrusting Xiao Shuling to Shuhua, Jun Xijiu quickly evacuated.I'm really afraid that if she stays a little longer, she can't control Jiji's prehistoric power, and she will trap him in the world in the painting for hundreds of years, what should I do?
After a dream for a hundred years, the world in the scroll is different from the reality.Unless the owner of the painting is willing to let you out, even if you live in the world in the painting for a hundred years, it will only be a moment in the outside world, and you can't even ask for help.
If it weren't for his lack of time and other better methods, killing Jun Xijiu would not have sent Xiao Shuling to Shuhua.After the little Shuling was born after a while, he immediately took the little Shuling back.
Mu Xi, who Luluo can lead, puts down her ladylike reserve and sings the national anthem boldly, and the little book spirit that Shu Hua can lead, maybe the second generation of chatterbox.He still has to stay at NUS for at least four years, so he doesn't want to be immersed in Shuhua Er's mental torture.
When eating at noon, when Jun Xijiu came out of the classroom, he found that the street outside was full of various stalls. Many seniors and sisters saw passers-by walking, and stuffed a leaflet into their hands with a smile on their faces. .
"What are they doing?"
Pang Hai scanned all kinds of booths, and explained: "This is what I was going to tell you just now, the club recruits new students. There are many interesting clubs in the school. At this time of the year, seniors and sisters will recruit new students."
After listening to the explanation, Jun Xijiu just let out an indifferent oh to express his understanding.Because his physique is yin and prone to attracting ghosts, he is not very interested in group activities.In addition to studying in his spare time, he also needs to find time to help Yinhun's vision, and there is no extra time for club activities.
There is an excess of yin energy in Jun Xijiu's body, when he is not smiling, he gives off a very cold aura that should not be entered by strangers.When some seniors and senior sisters are pulling people, they often retreat because of the coldness on the surface before they get to Jun Xijiu's side.
Pang Hai has long thought about the club he wants to join, so he is happy to enjoy leisure behind Jun Xijiu.Among the group of freshmen who were besieged at a loss, each holding at least one or two leaflets, the two of them were refreshed from the beginning to the end.
When walking halfway, Pang Hai suddenly said: "Ninth brother, you wait for me at the pavilion, I saw the booth of the club I want to join, I'll go over and fill out the application form for joining the club and come." , so Sa Yazi ran over.
When Jun Xijiu was about to leave, a leaflet appeared in his sight.
"Arnold, can you join our club?" A girl wearing cat ears and a tail behind her was looking at him timidly.
She is very short, only about 155 by visual inspection.Given Jun Xijiu's height of 188, she had to lower her head, otherwise she wouldn't be able to look at each other.
"Yes, can you join me, our club?" The condescending attitude made the girl blocking the way take a step back in fear, but she still bit the bullet and passed the flyer forward, but the hand holding the flyer was Trembling slightly.
Jun Xijiu didn't want to join the club, so she politely declined and said, "Sorry."
After being rejected, a drop of water overflowed from the girl's eyes instantly, hanging in the eye socket so hard to drop.As if she didn't want people to see her embarrassing expression, she quickly lowered her head, and quickly reached out and wiped her eyes with her sleeve.
Jun Xijiu: "..."
For a moment, I felt like I was bullying someone.
It took the girl a long time to raise her head, her eyes were slightly red, and the teardrops had just been wiped off, making her eyes moist.She reluctantly pulled the corner of her mouth, showing a smile that seemed to be crying, and said in a low voice, "No, it's okay. It's not your fault, it's all because Mu Mutai is useless, Just keep recruiting, if you can't recruit new people, you don't mind."
Jun Xijiu: "..."
Feeling more guilty inside.
The girl lowered her head with a disappointed and sad face, a weak, pitiful, and helpless aura lingered around her.She bent down and said, "I'm sorry for disturbing you just now." Then she obediently turned sideways to get out of the way ahead.
Jun Xijiu: "..."
Tick.
Jun Xijiu sighed helplessly in her heart, stopped, turned around and stretched out her hand.The girl took a small step back as if frightened, and said timidly, "I'm sorry, you, please go slowly."
"Give me an application form."
The girl lowered her head and Jun Xijiu couldn't see her expression clearly, but she couldn't ignore the teardrops falling on the ground one by one, his conscience couldn't stand the condemnation.
The girl raised her head abruptly, a bright smile bloomed on her tear-stained face, dazzling like the sun.This time there were tears in the eyes, but the smile was very happy.
"Thank you, Mumu has finally recruited someone, please follow me here." The girl led the way ahead, turning her head every step of the way, as if she was afraid that Jun Xijiu would run away.
It wasn't until Jun Xijiu filled in the basic information and signed the name under her guidance that the girl heaved a sigh of relief and said with a smile on her face: "In this way, you are a member of the cosplay department under our animation club." .”
Jun Xijiu: "..."
I don't really understand what kind of society that is.
But forget it, it doesn't matter anyway.Pang Hai said that if he is not satisfied with the club's activities, he can quit midway.He just wanted to join the girl's recruiting club first, to appease her emotions, and then quit after a while.
Jun Xijiu filled out the form and left.
After Jun Xijiu left, the shy and happy expression of the girl with cat ears just now disappeared.She curled the corner of her lower lip, her eyes moved, her chin was slightly raised, and her face that was like that of a little sister next door instantly changed into an aggressive and domineering one.
Another girl next to her smiled and gave a thumbs up to the female cat's ear, and said, "Minister is mighty! It is indeed the ace pillar of the stage play, and the sword is not old."
Their ministers have been eyeing the department grass of the history department since the first year of freshman enrollment, no, it should be said that it is the beauty of the national university grass.During the period, I inquired a lot about him, and then worked out the strategy just now.
The girl with cat ears, Mu Jinjin pulled out a paper fan from her waist, unfolded it to cover the lower half of her face, her eyes were full of complacency: "Oh hehe, no one can refuse my lord's invitation."
nobody!
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