I really don't know anything
Chapter 33
The green radish was singing loudly when she saw Jun Xijiu coming back with another pot of green radish head-on. She gasped and made a sharp end note.
"You, you, you, you cheated on another green girl behind my back. You didn't mind playing outside, but you brought it back! Everyone, come and see, the heartless scumbag is blatantly trying to kill his original partner with his mistress, God, earth, I'm dead."
Jun Xijiu: "..."
I don't know if it's the effect of the national anthem, but Muxi's sick body actually got better when she often sang the national anthem.Now that she is possessed by flowers, she can't do the things she liked to do before, so she has developed a new hobby.
watch TV.
Especially ethical dramas like mother-in-law and daughter-in-law families.
They all live in the same house, and they are still on the same wrought-iron shelf, and Lvluo will watch it together.The one he is acting in now is a TV series he just watched yesterday.
In the plot, a scumbag in the supporting role moves on to another person and dislikes his scumbag wife.He blatantly took the delicate and beautiful mistress home and wanted to kill the vulgar shrew's original partner, and that original partner was not a soft persimmon, she opened the door and sat on the ground and started crying and cursing.
Luluo is good at foley, and the original voice he used for the current cry, the imitation is accurate and lifelike.
"What did you say when you swore to marry me back at the beginning? It was promised that I would only have a pot of green radishes for the rest of my life. How long has it been? My son has been born to you. I am old and pale, and can't compare to a fresh and tender girl. This despises me"
He also knows how to substitute lines!
Jun Xijiu put the newly brought Luluo on an empty shelf.
"Little birthday, the dove has taken over the magpie's nest! You heartless man, what do you want to do, this is my mother's territory! Humph, you shameless little bitch, you are relying on this face to seduce My husband's, see if I don't scratch your face!"
Luluo has developed a little bit of ability now, and has learned how to drive her body to move under Mu Xi's teaching.He raised his long braid, trying to knock the newly brought green radish to the ground.
Jun Xijiu grabbed the branch thrown by Luluo to stop him from making trouble, and said with a deadpan expression: "In front of your son, don't act like a shrew."
He also watched the TV series Jun Xijiu last night. Since the TV was installed in the house, the remote control has never been in his hands.At this time, he is very cooperative in playing the role of a ruthless scumbag, protecting the new fragile pot of green radish.
Luluo moved her body, and then revealed a small sprout in the pot. He carefully protected the sprout with two leaves, crying very sadly.
"Son, your father is trying to force our mother to death so that he can make way for the newcomer and her son!" The mistress brought by the scumbag is also pregnant.
Jun Xijiu took out a nutrient potion from the drawer next to her and poured it on Luluo: "Stop making trouble, you are the main wife, she is just a concubine, and cannot surpass your position."
Luluo snorted haughtily, and her voice was replaced by a cold and majestic female voice: "I will always be a concubine as long as I live!"
He has slipped into Gongdou drama again.
Jun Xijiu coaxed Luluo for a while, and finally coaxed him well.
In addition, the other pot of green radishes is just an ordinary green plant, which does not pose a threat to his status, and he immediately relaxes.This will imitate the appearance of a generous wife in another TV series to give a lecture to the newly opened concubine.
After Jun Xijiu settled Luluo, he planned to place the little goldfish dragon general.I just turned my head and saw that the small fish tank that was put aside just now was empty.
With a glance, Tachibana, who was about to escape, froze.His mouth was bulging, and a big red fish tail was still flicking outside his mouth.
Discovered by Jun Xijiu, Tachibana slowly walked back and vomited the little goldfish into the fish tank.Then pretend that nothing happened just now, squat down and tilt your head, trying to pass the test cutely: "Meow~"
Jun Xijiu looked at Ju Zuo, and said in a serious voice: "Ju Zuo, I hope this is the last time, if you hurt Dragon General next time, I won't let you go."
Ju Zuo wants to walk the avenue of practice, so he can't intentionally commit murder.The dragon general is a creature with enlightened intelligence. He was really eaten by Tachibana, which hindered his subsequent practice.Once you kill a living being, your body will be contaminated with evil energy, and you will be easily influenced by the evil energy to go on the wrong path.
Like gambling, it is very addictive. Once you taste the sweetness at the beginning, it is not easy to turn back, and you just want to go on this road of no return.He doesn't want Ju Zuo to fall into evil ways and be killed one day in the future.
Tachibana was still young, Jun Xijiu's words were a little heavy, and she was frightened on the spot.He anxiously wanted to throw himself into Jun Xijiu's arms to act like a spoiled child, but he didn't dare.Just staring at him with timid eyes, pitiful.
A weak, pitiful, and helpless look.
When Jun Xijiu saw Tachibana's appearance, his heart ached for a while, but he still couldn't harden his heart to preach, and reached out to hug him in his arms and stroke his hair to comfort him.
Professor Chen likes the scenery in the south of the Yangtze River. Although the courtyard house is not very big, there are mountains and water in the garden. Every step is a scene, like a miniature garden.
After the life crisis disappeared, the dragon general immediately became lively again, especially when Jun Xijiu put him into the pond in the garden, he swam happily around.
Compared with a one-cubic glass water tank, this pool is much larger, and he immediately announced: "From now on, this will be my king's Dragon Palace."
Ju Zuo, who was squatting on Jun Xijiu's shoulder, sneered at this moment: "This is my palace, I give you a place to live, please thank the Lord for your kindness."
Originally, fish were afraid of cats, and the dragon general had just escaped from the cat's mouth. He still had an instinctive fear of Tachibana, and he really said obediently: "Thank you." It's better to show weakness for the time being, he is afraid of Tachibana Zuohui secretly eats Jun Xijiu behind his back.
The enemy's surrender completely wiped away the last trace of uneasiness in Ju Zuo's heart. He waved his paws, flicked his tail, and said arrogantly: "Since you surrender sincerely, I will naturally treat you as my own servant .”
The two started to get along friendly, Jun Xi Jiu Guan Ju Zuo finally felt relieved after seeing the saliva in Long Jiang's eyes disappear.
After lunch, Professor Chen couldn't wait to go out.
Since they drank tea in Mingyuan some time ago, even those who don't like tea very much were conquered by the taste of the special tea soup.The only bad thing is that after drinking it once, it is difficult to drink other teas.
Therefore, Professor Chen instantly became the object of curry favor with old friends, just to take them to drink the tea soup specially provided by Tianzi No. [-] private room every now and then.
The reason why the special tea is delicious is that the tea is provided by a tea tree essence with a life span of nearly a thousand years.There is a hint of aura in the tea, and the taste is naturally unmatched by ordinary products.If you drink it for a long time, it can also strengthen your body and prolong your life.
Jun Xijiu made a special trip back to Mass Burial Mound's home to pull out a can of tea tree essence as a birthday gift that he had given him before, and kept the can of tea in the tea garden, so that Professor Chen could just go there when he wanted to drink it.
Only brew a little at a time, a little is enough for two brews, although the taste will become lighter after three brews, but the tastes are also different.A pot of tea is enough to kill an afternoon, and that pot of tea is enough for Professor Chen and his old friends to drink for a long time.
After finishing all the chores, Jun Xijiu asked Teacher Fang for leave for a while, intending to take time to deal with Su Qing's affairs.
Su Qing left her hometown to go out to work. Her original hometown was in Hunan, and the fastest direct subway from Kyoto would take about six hours.
Jun Xijiu intends to open a Yin road to go there, and the trip only takes a cup of tea.If the matter is resolved quickly, the study time will not be delayed.
I love learning, learning makes me happy jpg
Recently, the progress of my studies has gradually improved, especially mathematics. I even found a little bit of exploration fun from solving problems, and indulged in learning as long as I had time.
This time Jun Xijiu crossed the border through the Town God's Temple, and the destination was naturally the local Town God's Temple in Su Qing's hometown.It will take more than an hour's drive from here to reach Su Qing's home.
Because Su Qing was in a hurry, she didn't take the slower bus and directly stopped a taxi by the side of the road.Fortunately, this is a tourist attraction, so it is easier to stop.
When driving into the city, the taxi stopped suddenly.He rolled up the window and asked the driver who was also stuck in the middle of the road: "Brother, what's going on in front?"
The driver came earlier and knew something about the situation. Hearing this, he was a little regretful and said with a hint of happiness: "There is a child who is going to jump off the building in front of him. He is a college entrance examination this year. I heard that she failed the exam. The parents want her The child is not willing to go back to school for another year."
In fact, his child also failed the exam, but fortunately, the couple didn't push their child too hard, insisting on making him repeat his studies and go to a university.In the end, I chose a three-book school, and I am currently training in the military.
"Hey, I heard that this year, the score line for admission has been raised a lot. Every year, there are news of high school students jumping off the building to commit crimes." The taxi driver shook his head sincerely. His child is a sophomore in high school this year, and he pays attention to this on weekdays. aspect information.
There is no shock if it doesn't happen in front of his eyes. It seems that he should also relieve his children.
Jun Xijiu was silent for a while, if there wasn't that little fat man taking the exam for him in the exam room, he would probably be one of the failed candidates.
"Master, I'll get off here."
The car was stuck in traffic for a while and couldn't leave. The driver thought that Jun Xijiu was in a hurry, so he settled the bill happily and opened the car door.
Jun Xijiu walked forward for a while, and on a tall building, there was a girl standing outside the guardrail, and a woman downstairs shouted in a crying voice: "Ye Zi, mom won't force you to repeat, you Come down, okay?"
"You sound good. I know you have already contacted the school and paid me the tuition fee. I am a scumbag. Even if I work hard for ten years, I will not pass the exam in a school. How about my academic performance? How about you? I have a clear heart, if I can't learn it, I can't learn it, why do you insist on forcing me to repeat it?"
The girl's expression was a little crazy, and her tone was full of resentment.
She had just experienced a year of hell-like senior year in high school, and she would definitely go crazy if she experienced it again!If she just didn't perform well and her knowledge is still very solid, she wouldn't mind repeating it for another year.
Her mother is very strong, and she will never accept that the children of her colleagues and friends all go to undergraduate colleges, and she will go to a garbage junior college.Regardless of her wishes, he forced and unilaterally decided to let her go back to school for another year.
He also said that if she didn't get into the undergraduate university next time, she would start all over again and repeat for another year.
Obviously there is no hopeful path in sight, so she insists on forcing her to go on it.She argued and resisted, but was ignored.In private, she applied for a junior college, but her mother tore up the notice in front of her, saying that she couldn't afford to lose that person.
Hehe, it is better to die cleanly than to live in pain!
Some malicious people below booed and said: "If you want to jump, you can simply jump. You are so forced, don't you want to die?"
Someone around couldn't stand listening and retorted: "How do you talk? Isn't it your child who is about to jump off the building?"
The man got even more angry at being harassed, and instead yelled louder: "If you want to jump, jump quickly. We are watching, and if you don't dare, come down. You really think you are standing on the top. If you want to die, hurry up and die. What a delay!"
The floor is not high, only five floors, and you can still hear it when you speak louder.When Ye Ke heard that someone below told her to die quickly, she instantly felt that she was surrounded by the malice of the whole world, and an indescribable sense of grief and indignation rose in her heart.
Under that impulse, she let go of the hand holding the railing, and her body fell forward, and her body that lost her balance instantly fell down.
When falling at a high speed, Ye Ke couldn't help feeling the fear of death, but at the same time, there was also a pleasure of revenge against the world.
Don't you all want me to die, then I will die for you!
As soon as Jun Xijiu squeezed over, he saw a figure falling from a high place quickly: "Oops, it's too late."
"You, you, you, you cheated on another green girl behind my back. You didn't mind playing outside, but you brought it back! Everyone, come and see, the heartless scumbag is blatantly trying to kill his original partner with his mistress, God, earth, I'm dead."
Jun Xijiu: "..."
I don't know if it's the effect of the national anthem, but Muxi's sick body actually got better when she often sang the national anthem.Now that she is possessed by flowers, she can't do the things she liked to do before, so she has developed a new hobby.
watch TV.
Especially ethical dramas like mother-in-law and daughter-in-law families.
They all live in the same house, and they are still on the same wrought-iron shelf, and Lvluo will watch it together.The one he is acting in now is a TV series he just watched yesterday.
In the plot, a scumbag in the supporting role moves on to another person and dislikes his scumbag wife.He blatantly took the delicate and beautiful mistress home and wanted to kill the vulgar shrew's original partner, and that original partner was not a soft persimmon, she opened the door and sat on the ground and started crying and cursing.
Luluo is good at foley, and the original voice he used for the current cry, the imitation is accurate and lifelike.
"What did you say when you swore to marry me back at the beginning? It was promised that I would only have a pot of green radishes for the rest of my life. How long has it been? My son has been born to you. I am old and pale, and can't compare to a fresh and tender girl. This despises me"
He also knows how to substitute lines!
Jun Xijiu put the newly brought Luluo on an empty shelf.
"Little birthday, the dove has taken over the magpie's nest! You heartless man, what do you want to do, this is my mother's territory! Humph, you shameless little bitch, you are relying on this face to seduce My husband's, see if I don't scratch your face!"
Luluo has developed a little bit of ability now, and has learned how to drive her body to move under Mu Xi's teaching.He raised his long braid, trying to knock the newly brought green radish to the ground.
Jun Xijiu grabbed the branch thrown by Luluo to stop him from making trouble, and said with a deadpan expression: "In front of your son, don't act like a shrew."
He also watched the TV series Jun Xijiu last night. Since the TV was installed in the house, the remote control has never been in his hands.At this time, he is very cooperative in playing the role of a ruthless scumbag, protecting the new fragile pot of green radish.
Luluo moved her body, and then revealed a small sprout in the pot. He carefully protected the sprout with two leaves, crying very sadly.
"Son, your father is trying to force our mother to death so that he can make way for the newcomer and her son!" The mistress brought by the scumbag is also pregnant.
Jun Xijiu took out a nutrient potion from the drawer next to her and poured it on Luluo: "Stop making trouble, you are the main wife, she is just a concubine, and cannot surpass your position."
Luluo snorted haughtily, and her voice was replaced by a cold and majestic female voice: "I will always be a concubine as long as I live!"
He has slipped into Gongdou drama again.
Jun Xijiu coaxed Luluo for a while, and finally coaxed him well.
In addition, the other pot of green radishes is just an ordinary green plant, which does not pose a threat to his status, and he immediately relaxes.This will imitate the appearance of a generous wife in another TV series to give a lecture to the newly opened concubine.
After Jun Xijiu settled Luluo, he planned to place the little goldfish dragon general.I just turned my head and saw that the small fish tank that was put aside just now was empty.
With a glance, Tachibana, who was about to escape, froze.His mouth was bulging, and a big red fish tail was still flicking outside his mouth.
Discovered by Jun Xijiu, Tachibana slowly walked back and vomited the little goldfish into the fish tank.Then pretend that nothing happened just now, squat down and tilt your head, trying to pass the test cutely: "Meow~"
Jun Xijiu looked at Ju Zuo, and said in a serious voice: "Ju Zuo, I hope this is the last time, if you hurt Dragon General next time, I won't let you go."
Ju Zuo wants to walk the avenue of practice, so he can't intentionally commit murder.The dragon general is a creature with enlightened intelligence. He was really eaten by Tachibana, which hindered his subsequent practice.Once you kill a living being, your body will be contaminated with evil energy, and you will be easily influenced by the evil energy to go on the wrong path.
Like gambling, it is very addictive. Once you taste the sweetness at the beginning, it is not easy to turn back, and you just want to go on this road of no return.He doesn't want Ju Zuo to fall into evil ways and be killed one day in the future.
Tachibana was still young, Jun Xijiu's words were a little heavy, and she was frightened on the spot.He anxiously wanted to throw himself into Jun Xijiu's arms to act like a spoiled child, but he didn't dare.Just staring at him with timid eyes, pitiful.
A weak, pitiful, and helpless look.
When Jun Xijiu saw Tachibana's appearance, his heart ached for a while, but he still couldn't harden his heart to preach, and reached out to hug him in his arms and stroke his hair to comfort him.
Professor Chen likes the scenery in the south of the Yangtze River. Although the courtyard house is not very big, there are mountains and water in the garden. Every step is a scene, like a miniature garden.
After the life crisis disappeared, the dragon general immediately became lively again, especially when Jun Xijiu put him into the pond in the garden, he swam happily around.
Compared with a one-cubic glass water tank, this pool is much larger, and he immediately announced: "From now on, this will be my king's Dragon Palace."
Ju Zuo, who was squatting on Jun Xijiu's shoulder, sneered at this moment: "This is my palace, I give you a place to live, please thank the Lord for your kindness."
Originally, fish were afraid of cats, and the dragon general had just escaped from the cat's mouth. He still had an instinctive fear of Tachibana, and he really said obediently: "Thank you." It's better to show weakness for the time being, he is afraid of Tachibana Zuohui secretly eats Jun Xijiu behind his back.
The enemy's surrender completely wiped away the last trace of uneasiness in Ju Zuo's heart. He waved his paws, flicked his tail, and said arrogantly: "Since you surrender sincerely, I will naturally treat you as my own servant .”
The two started to get along friendly, Jun Xi Jiu Guan Ju Zuo finally felt relieved after seeing the saliva in Long Jiang's eyes disappear.
After lunch, Professor Chen couldn't wait to go out.
Since they drank tea in Mingyuan some time ago, even those who don't like tea very much were conquered by the taste of the special tea soup.The only bad thing is that after drinking it once, it is difficult to drink other teas.
Therefore, Professor Chen instantly became the object of curry favor with old friends, just to take them to drink the tea soup specially provided by Tianzi No. [-] private room every now and then.
The reason why the special tea is delicious is that the tea is provided by a tea tree essence with a life span of nearly a thousand years.There is a hint of aura in the tea, and the taste is naturally unmatched by ordinary products.If you drink it for a long time, it can also strengthen your body and prolong your life.
Jun Xijiu made a special trip back to Mass Burial Mound's home to pull out a can of tea tree essence as a birthday gift that he had given him before, and kept the can of tea in the tea garden, so that Professor Chen could just go there when he wanted to drink it.
Only brew a little at a time, a little is enough for two brews, although the taste will become lighter after three brews, but the tastes are also different.A pot of tea is enough to kill an afternoon, and that pot of tea is enough for Professor Chen and his old friends to drink for a long time.
After finishing all the chores, Jun Xijiu asked Teacher Fang for leave for a while, intending to take time to deal with Su Qing's affairs.
Su Qing left her hometown to go out to work. Her original hometown was in Hunan, and the fastest direct subway from Kyoto would take about six hours.
Jun Xijiu intends to open a Yin road to go there, and the trip only takes a cup of tea.If the matter is resolved quickly, the study time will not be delayed.
I love learning, learning makes me happy jpg
Recently, the progress of my studies has gradually improved, especially mathematics. I even found a little bit of exploration fun from solving problems, and indulged in learning as long as I had time.
This time Jun Xijiu crossed the border through the Town God's Temple, and the destination was naturally the local Town God's Temple in Su Qing's hometown.It will take more than an hour's drive from here to reach Su Qing's home.
Because Su Qing was in a hurry, she didn't take the slower bus and directly stopped a taxi by the side of the road.Fortunately, this is a tourist attraction, so it is easier to stop.
When driving into the city, the taxi stopped suddenly.He rolled up the window and asked the driver who was also stuck in the middle of the road: "Brother, what's going on in front?"
The driver came earlier and knew something about the situation. Hearing this, he was a little regretful and said with a hint of happiness: "There is a child who is going to jump off the building in front of him. He is a college entrance examination this year. I heard that she failed the exam. The parents want her The child is not willing to go back to school for another year."
In fact, his child also failed the exam, but fortunately, the couple didn't push their child too hard, insisting on making him repeat his studies and go to a university.In the end, I chose a three-book school, and I am currently training in the military.
"Hey, I heard that this year, the score line for admission has been raised a lot. Every year, there are news of high school students jumping off the building to commit crimes." The taxi driver shook his head sincerely. His child is a sophomore in high school this year, and he pays attention to this on weekdays. aspect information.
There is no shock if it doesn't happen in front of his eyes. It seems that he should also relieve his children.
Jun Xijiu was silent for a while, if there wasn't that little fat man taking the exam for him in the exam room, he would probably be one of the failed candidates.
"Master, I'll get off here."
The car was stuck in traffic for a while and couldn't leave. The driver thought that Jun Xijiu was in a hurry, so he settled the bill happily and opened the car door.
Jun Xijiu walked forward for a while, and on a tall building, there was a girl standing outside the guardrail, and a woman downstairs shouted in a crying voice: "Ye Zi, mom won't force you to repeat, you Come down, okay?"
"You sound good. I know you have already contacted the school and paid me the tuition fee. I am a scumbag. Even if I work hard for ten years, I will not pass the exam in a school. How about my academic performance? How about you? I have a clear heart, if I can't learn it, I can't learn it, why do you insist on forcing me to repeat it?"
The girl's expression was a little crazy, and her tone was full of resentment.
She had just experienced a year of hell-like senior year in high school, and she would definitely go crazy if she experienced it again!If she just didn't perform well and her knowledge is still very solid, she wouldn't mind repeating it for another year.
Her mother is very strong, and she will never accept that the children of her colleagues and friends all go to undergraduate colleges, and she will go to a garbage junior college.Regardless of her wishes, he forced and unilaterally decided to let her go back to school for another year.
He also said that if she didn't get into the undergraduate university next time, she would start all over again and repeat for another year.
Obviously there is no hopeful path in sight, so she insists on forcing her to go on it.She argued and resisted, but was ignored.In private, she applied for a junior college, but her mother tore up the notice in front of her, saying that she couldn't afford to lose that person.
Hehe, it is better to die cleanly than to live in pain!
Some malicious people below booed and said: "If you want to jump, you can simply jump. You are so forced, don't you want to die?"
Someone around couldn't stand listening and retorted: "How do you talk? Isn't it your child who is about to jump off the building?"
The man got even more angry at being harassed, and instead yelled louder: "If you want to jump, jump quickly. We are watching, and if you don't dare, come down. You really think you are standing on the top. If you want to die, hurry up and die. What a delay!"
The floor is not high, only five floors, and you can still hear it when you speak louder.When Ye Ke heard that someone below told her to die quickly, she instantly felt that she was surrounded by the malice of the whole world, and an indescribable sense of grief and indignation rose in her heart.
Under that impulse, she let go of the hand holding the railing, and her body fell forward, and her body that lost her balance instantly fell down.
When falling at a high speed, Ye Ke couldn't help feeling the fear of death, but at the same time, there was also a pleasure of revenge against the world.
Don't you all want me to die, then I will die for you!
As soon as Jun Xijiu squeezed over, he saw a figure falling from a high place quickly: "Oops, it's too late."
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