I really don't know anything

Freshman registration ends.

Pang Hai looked at Jun Xijiu with a face of accusation, his expression exaggerated, and his tone of grief and indignation: "What about sharing weal and woe as agreed? I'm going to suffer, but you can enjoy the air-conditioned room while stroking the cat happily!"

Jun Xijiu glanced at him indifferently, and continued to pet the cat calmly.Tangerine has been over-nourished recently, and its fur has been denounced to be shiny and smooth, and it feels particularly good to the touch.

Tachibana: "Snoring~"

After the registration of freshmen, there will be a two-week military training for freshmen.Jun Xijiu handed in a leave note in advance, and was approved not to participate.

With his current physical condition, he will get tired after walking for ten minutes, panting after running for more than 3 minutes, and faint after squatting for a few minutes and standing up again. He will really feel cold when he goes to participate in military training.

The locust tree essence greeted a family of practitioners who had good friends in the world, and used modern authority to issue a request for leave to Jun Xijiu, which was signed and stamped by the dean himself.

Besides, although Jun Xijiu's skin is very fair, if you look closely, you will find that it is that kind of morbid paleness.He is very tall, but his body is very thin, with thin arms and thin legs.Stop wherever you go, don't speak, and frown again, just look like a sick Xi Shi.

The instructor looked at his face, and then looked at the various leave slips listed in the sick leave slip that were below the standard of ordinary people's physical fitness, and immediately felt a pang of distress. He readily approved him to rest at home, and went directly to class after the military training was over.

Pang Hai also yelled a few words in a playful manner.

It is said that this freshman military training can touch live ammunition. Every boy has a dream of ordnance in his heart, and he will go there no matter how hard or tired he is.

Jun Xijiu's ruthlessness, Pang Hai decided to find Juzuo to comfort his wounded heart: "Your Majesty Juzuo, can I let this humble minister touch your noble mind?"

Tachibana looked at him indifferently, raised a paw, brushed it, and the sharp claws in the pads popped out.

Sharp and sharp, with a cold light.

Pang Hai: "It was agreed that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, it can't become a genius." Ju Zuo was raised by Jun Xijiu for a few days, and it felt more and more that it was about to become a genius.

The green radish on the shelf next to her was immediately upset when she heard this, and angrily shouted in an excited tone: "Who said that! I became a genius after the founding of the country. I am so patriotic, why can't I become a genius! You Is this discriminating against plants? Be careful, I will sue you with the crime of ethnic discrimination"

It's just that after the evil spirit in Pang Hai's body was completely dispelled, he could no longer see the ghosts, and naturally he couldn't hear the voices of the ghosts.No matter how angry Luluo was, she was not affected at all.

Pang Hai took out a sausage from his pocket and tried to lure Tachibana to get close to him.

Tachibana glanced, squeezed out a syllable from his throat, turned his head and didn't even look at it, his face was full of disinterest.

Pang Hai was stunned for a moment, and asked with some doubts: "Ninth brother, why do I feel that Ju Zuo is despising me just now?"

Jun Xijiu nodded honestly: "Yes."

Tachibana really dislikes him.

The locust tree spirit learned that he had a cat, so he sent some special feed.Tachibana has eaten better things, so naturally he is not interested in the ordinary sausage.

Used to eating good things, he no longer looks down on ordinary cat food and some small snacks in the human world. Even drinking water is picky about the taste of filtered pure water.

Those special cat foods have a demonic aura attached to them, and if Tachibana eats them for a while, he will be able to open his mind.

Animals are inherently sensitive to breath, and they still cannot fully understand human language, but they can still distinguish basic emotions.

Pang Hai suddenly thought of something, and stared at Tachibana, his eyes lit up: "Can Tachibana become a spirit? I mean the kind that turns into a human!"

Jun Xijiu scratched his head: "Yes."

Pang Hai suddenly looked at Tachibana differently, he could become a human being.That means, one day he can touch

"It's the transformation that will take hundreds of years to practice." Cats are inherently lazy creatures, and the transformation time depends entirely on how active they are.

Tachibana doesn't even want to walk by himself now, he is so lazy, according to its current progress, it is estimated that it will take five or six hundred years to become a master.

Pang Hai: "..."

His ears and tail were gone again.

After lunch, Pang Hai left.The freshmen will gather tomorrow for military training, and he will buy everything he needs to bring to the training camp when he goes down today.

The military training lasts at least two weeks, during which Jun Xijiu plans to enrich his knowledge.He has studied the Four Books and Five Classics since elementary school, and he has no problems in liberal arts, but his foundation in science is very poor.

To be able to enter the National University, it was the ghosts in the examination room who helped him pass the exam.Although the college he applied for was the Department of Language and Literature of the Faculty of Humanities, which he was good at, but he couldn't rely on fluke all his life to get away with it.

Jun Xijiu planned to buy some teaching materials as well, so instead of going to the school library, he went to a large bookstore that also had a complete range of external materials.

It is said that this store has a lot of information related to the college entrance examination, as well as exclusive boutique examination papers from various regions.This news was told by two housewives who had college entrance examinations when they went out by bus once.

After taking a taxi to the bookstore, the young lady at the front desk was a little drowsy at first, but when she saw a super handsome guy, she was immediately shocked!It's just that when he saw the other party's beer belly, the corners of his eyes twitched.

Handsome guy, you are ruining your face, you know that?

Jun Xijiu puffed her stomach, ignored the regretful expression of the lady at the front desk, and calmly applied for a borrowing card.

During this period of time, all middle schools and universities are basically conducting military training, and there are not many people in the bookstore.There are also a few people who bring their own laptops or are playing with their phones with their heads down. They are obviously using the air conditioner and wifi.

The clerk will not stop you from picking books, standing or sitting on the floor to look through them.

However, there is also a comfortable reading area planned separately in the store, which also sells tea and the like.As long as you consume a cup of coffee or iced drink, you can go in and sit down.

After Jun Xijiu found the information she wanted, she ordered a cup of black tea and sat down in a corner in the reading area.

As soon as he sat down, his big belly moved, squirming for a while, and then a hairy head emerged from the neckline.When it was time to leave, Tachibana insisted on coming out with him, so he had no choice but to take it with him.

Tachibana jumped out of Jun Xijiu's clothes, then curled up on the chair inside him, buried his head in his chest, closed his eyes and continued to sleep.

The air conditioner in the store was fully turned on, and Jun Xijiu was afraid that it would catch a cold, so he took out a handkerchief from his bag and covered it.Ju Zuo is only three months old, only the size of a palm, and a handkerchief can be used as a small quilt.

Suddenly a voice came from above the head: "Can I sit here?"

Jun Xijiu looked up and saw that she was a woman in her 30s.In the words of the fat man, the dressing temperament is white-collar, backbone, and elite bone spirit.

This woman is probably the elite among the elite. Although her demeanor is very elegant, she still has a strong sense of aggression and fierce killing.

Jun Xijiu nodded, "Of course."

This is a public place, and although there are many vacant seats in other places, he has no reason to refuse.Tachibana is already asleep, if the other party is just reading a book quietly, he doesn't really mind someone sitting at the same table as him.

Zhang Nan is the director of a nearby company. He just finished working on a case and sneaked here to have a cup of coffee and watch the latest free magazines by the way.

"You'd better not drink coffee."

Zhang Nan, who was about to drink coffee, was holding a cup in the air. Although his voice was deep and magnetic, it was warm, and the face of the other party added a high score to him.

Zhang Nan asked with a good temper: "Why?"

It would be understandable if he refused her to sit across from him at first, but it would be a bit inexplicable to stop her from drinking coffee.

Jun Xijiu pursed her lower lip, and said a little embarrassedly: "You are pregnant, drinking too much coffee will cause a miscarriage."

Zhang Nan's eyes widened suddenly, and he subconsciously clutched his lower abdomen.Her period this month has indeed been postponed, but she has been very busy with work recently. According to her experience, it is normal to postpone it for about a week.

Zhang Nan was a little curious: "How did you know I was pregnant?"

This is interesting. A child who looks like a college student suddenly opened his mouth and said that she was pregnant. It was very strange to think about it.

Jun Xijiu glanced behind Zhang Nan, and there was an infant spirit floating there.

There is no evil spirit in Ying Ling's body, only pure spiritual energy.Unlike the evil baby spirits trained by Yaoxie Ji, this one is waiting to be reincarnated.This elite lady should have just been pregnant. After the embryo is formed, the baby spirit will be reincarnated.

Jun Xijiu was a little embarrassed for a moment, she just cared about stopping the other party's bad behavior, and didn't think of an excuse.

But a phone call saved him.

Zhang Nan answered the call, his expression changed, he nodded slightly to Jun Xijiu as a farewell, got up and left.

After dealing with the urgent business that came suddenly from the company, Zhang Nan picked up the water glass in his hand, and just after bringing it to his lips, he was stunned for a moment, and suddenly remembered what the boy in the bookstore said.

"Sister Nan, I'm done with my affairs, I'm off work first."

It's already past the off-duty time. The person who spoke is a new employee, and he is a little slow in handling things, so he can only work overtime by himself.

Zhang Nan came back to his senses: "Oh, good, be careful on the way home."

After relaxing physically and mentally, I only felt a deep exhaustion.Zhang Nan looked at his watch, packed up his things and left for get off work.After seeing a pharmacy on the way home, she hesitated, and finally went in to buy some early pregnancy test strips.

After Zhang Nan got home, he put the bag on the shoe cabinet casually, and went to the toilet with the test strips without being busy with other things.After waiting anxiously for 5 minutes, I looked at the double bars on the test strips I bought just now in astonishment: "I'm really pregnant."

On the other side, when Jun Xijiu came out of the library and was about to cross the road, a voice came from behind.

"Fellow Daoist, please stay, your money has been lost."