I really don't know anything
Chapter 2 The Final College Entrance Examination
Jun Xijiu looked at the examination paper indifferently.
He is fighting with a group of students on the battlefield of the college entrance examination.
【Fool!This should be option B. 】
Jun Xijiu glanced at the answer sheet that had just filled out A, and then stopped writing.It wasn't that he wanted to change the answer, but that the roll was covered by a pair of fat hands.
Standing in front of him was a fat man in a school uniform with a few freckles on his face and thick glasses like the bottom of a wine bottle, pressing his answer sheet with both hands.
The fat man continued to mutter in a low voice, 【Such a simple question can be calculated incorrectly, and only one of the ten multiple-choice questions was answered correctly.It's unbelievable, not as good as my deskmate.At least that kid was lucky enough to get half of the dice right!Tsk, this kid can only see his face, not to mention mentally retarded, he is not a chieftain.With this score, even third-rate universities cannot pass the exam.Strange, I really admire him who can't do the questions in the college entrance examination and can still be so calm. 】
Jun Xijiu, known as the mentally handicapped non-chieftain, pierced his fat hands with dimples with a pen indifferently, and the fat man jumped away with a scream, and at the same time withdrew his hands.
Glaring at Jun Xijiu, 【Hey, why are you stabbing me. 】
[Wait, will it hurt? 】
Jun Xijiu bowed her head and continued to answer the question calmly.
The fat man's expression changed inexplicably, he bent over and whispered, 【Hey, can you see me? 】
Jun Xijiu didn't respond, and then he waved and made faces, but Jun Xijiu still didn't look at him.But when the fat man was about to poke Jun Xijiu's eyes with his hands, Jun Xijiu raised his eyes and looked over quietly, his eyes beckoning him to take his hands away.
The fat man was shocked at first and then pleasantly surprised. He lay down on Jun Xijiu's table again.
【You really can see me, right? 】
Jun Xijiu blinked, then poked the fat man's eyes with a pen without hesitation.The fat man took a few steps back in a conditioned panic, and suddenly fell on the back of the candidates in the front row.
At the same time, the candidates in the front row shook, sneezed loudly, and looked around suspiciously.
It is clear that the weather in June can be deadly hot, but just now my body felt inexplicably cold.Looking down at the question that he thought was difficult, he suddenly thought of how to answer it, and hurriedly filled in the answer in surprise.I imagined that the chills just now were probably due to a momentary shiver of wit, and I silently praised myself for being witty with my thumb.
The fat man stood up avoiding the body of the candidates in the front row, and walked in front of Jun Xijiu.
[You must be able to see me! 】
Now the fat man can be sure and sure that Jun Xijiu can see him.
Jun Xijiu raised his pen and pointed at the fat man's eyes, and the fat man muttered, 【I'm just kidding and poke your eyes, I'm a ghost, I can only pass through, and won't really hurt you. 】
At most, it's just like the buddy in the front row shaking.
Seeing that Jun Xijiu ignored him, the fat man leaned over curiously, 【Can you see me, are your eyes the legendary yin and yang eyes? ! ! 】
【Amazing!I used to think that yin and yang eyes are just legends, even if I become a ghost after death, you will be the first to see me after so long. 】
[Why are you not afraid of ghosts?Are you not afraid that I will eat you? 】
Fatty made a sound of [Ah Woo], and made a gesture to rush over.
Jun Xijiu lowered his eyes and continued to answer the questions, looking completely uninterested.Fatty looked at the calm look of the person and put away the treasure in a bit of resentment. Looking back now, he can still feel the cold light poking at the tip of his pen.
【By the way, my name is Li Jiumu, and your name is Jun Xijiu.Seeing the fate of both of us having nine characters in our names, how about I help you with the exam.A cheating method that will never be discovered, are you excited?Don't look at me like this, my brother was also a top player in c back then, and he was called the existence of God. 】
[Ten years of studying hard in the cold window, once I went to the examination room, unexpectedly the situation changed suddenly, my brother, I fell to my death halfway before reaching the pinnacle of my life.Why.Sad, lamentable, nine out of ten unsatisfactory things in life~]
Jun Xijiu raised his pen, and the fat man immediately shut up.
Even if other people touch him, they will just pass through, but Jun Xijiu can touch him, and his hands still feel pain now.It really pissed me off, he still hasn't forgotten how narrow-minded and vengeful this man was just now.Anyway, he is a ghost, and no one will find out if he is killed again.The ghost knows if he will disappear completely if he dies again.
Li Jiumu didn't dare to disturb Jun Xijiu to do the questions, and quietly squatted in the corner to grow mushrooms.
Jun Xijiu wrote the word [解] on the test paper, and then found that he couldn't understand the topic at all, so he stopped writing, raised his foot and kicked Li Jiumu, tapped the paper with the pen to make a sound, and then wrote a line on the paper Character.
[Your long-cherished wish? 】
Li Jiumu's face instantly appeared overwhelmed and confused.
The cause of his death was very simple. He was also a college entrance examination student before his death. He died of a heart attack due to nervousness in the middle of the exam.After that, the invigilator arranged for the students to evacuate and called the police for an ambulance amidst the screams of the students.He told them loudly that he was here, but no one paid any attention to him, and wanted to follow them out to call them back, but found that they couldn't leave the surroundings of this seat.
【desire? 】
Li Jiumu scratched his head, lost in thought.
Because of heart disease, his parents, brothers and sisters have loved him since he was a child, and they are afraid that if he accidentally makes him angry, he will die young. He lives happily every day.
He has been good at studying since he was a child. Even if he has heart disease, he can't overwork and overwork. However, he can quickly understand those textbooks that are extremely difficult in the eyes of others, and he knows everything.With just a tiny bit of effort, he outpaces those who try 100%.
But God is really fair. He gave him a smart mind, but deprived him of his health.
Before junior high school, he was loved by his teachers and classmates and nothing unpleasant happened. After high school, he had a conflict with a classmate, which caused him to have a heart attack because of his emotional agitation. After that, his parents were afraid that he would have another accident, so they suspended him from school and asked him to stay at home. The tutor helped him with his homework.
Later, he was unwilling to take the college entrance examination. His parents thought that the college entrance examination was only three days long, and the examination time was not long, so they agreed without contacting the candidates.
Who knew that he would burp just like that due to the nervousness of the candidates around him and heatstroke.
It went smoothly from childhood to adulthood, even if there was a conflict with that high school classmate, that classmate was also frightened afterwards, and came to the hospital with his parents to see him. After Chen Ken's apology, he had no grievances long ago.
Li Jiumu's eyes lit up as if he had suddenly found his life goal!He rushed over to grab Jun Xijiu's arm, but braked abruptly under the sharp pen.
Taking a few steps back, he didn't dare to get too close when Jun Xijiu put down the pen.
The university environment is more complicated and closer to society, and his parents will not agree to him going to university.The college entrance examination is just a way to test your knowledge.
So the only regret is.
[I want to complete this college entrance examination! 】
Seeing Jun Xijiu's silence, Li Jiumu tried to persuade him.
[Can you let me take the college entrance examination for you. 】
I was afraid that Jun Xijiu would not agree, so I tried to find a reason, [Besides, I can't bear to be straight with your scumbag level]
Jun Xijiu glanced over, Li Jiumu shut up immediately, and then changed into a flattering face, [I won’t lie to you, I have never won No.2 since I was a child, and I have been standing at No.1 overlooking]
Seeing Jun Xijiu's more kind eyes, he didn't dare to talk anymore, he was afraid that he would be stabbed to death by Jun Xijiu's pen tip if he was so mean.Suddenly a flash of inspiration, 【If you let me take the exam for you, you can definitely guarantee that you can choose from all the universities in China.If you can get into a good university, your parents will be very happy too, isn't it hehe, you see? 】
Jun Xijiu recalled that on his way to the examination room, the neighbors who had taken care of him since he was a child were rushing, exhorting, caring, and eager for him to win the gold medal in one fell swoop.
After looking at the examination paper, which was similar to the heavenly book, I suddenly felt a great pain in my heart.
The ghost knows why he chose science in the first place.
[I'm not a scumbag. 】
Jun Xijiu stared at Li Jiumu seriously after writing this line, silently expressing his sincerity.
He was born and was abandoned due to a serious illness, and was raised by the ghosts of the mass graves.
He was able to live at the beginning because he was raised by a locust tree in the mass grave.
At that time, he was thrown under the locust tree.
The locust tree spirit is not a spirit that has cultivated spiritual wisdom, but a ghost residing inside.
The Mass Burial Mound was still a small village back then. A scholar who had passed the examination for many years and was still a child was hanged on this locust tree. On the contrary, it nourished his soul, and later he lodged in this locust tree in a daze.
Therefore, he studied the Four Books and Five Classics
Old Tongsheng's obsession is to be the number one scholar in high school, but he is dead, so this wish can't be realized no matter what.That's why when he met him, an abandoned baby who was alive, he would rescue him, and wanted Jun Xi Jiudai to fulfill his wish.
If I can't pass the exam, the disciples he taught can pass the exam.
The locust tree spirit also knows that the current world is different from before. He wants to be the top student in high school, um, now he is admitted to university, and what he teaches is no longer suitable for the current teaching.
After he had finished teaching what he could teach, he contacted a Taoist priest he had accidentally rescued in his dream and sent Jun Xijiu to study in a school outside.
When Jun Xijiu went to junior high school according to age, she was dumbfounded in the first Chinese class.
Why does it matter if the characters are typeset horizontally, all the characters are missing arms and short legs!
Is it the loss of morality or the loss of humanity?
Cough!
Is he mentally handicapped or his teacher doesn't test the scores?
He is fighting with a group of students on the battlefield of the college entrance examination.
【Fool!This should be option B. 】
Jun Xijiu glanced at the answer sheet that had just filled out A, and then stopped writing.It wasn't that he wanted to change the answer, but that the roll was covered by a pair of fat hands.
Standing in front of him was a fat man in a school uniform with a few freckles on his face and thick glasses like the bottom of a wine bottle, pressing his answer sheet with both hands.
The fat man continued to mutter in a low voice, 【Such a simple question can be calculated incorrectly, and only one of the ten multiple-choice questions was answered correctly.It's unbelievable, not as good as my deskmate.At least that kid was lucky enough to get half of the dice right!Tsk, this kid can only see his face, not to mention mentally retarded, he is not a chieftain.With this score, even third-rate universities cannot pass the exam.Strange, I really admire him who can't do the questions in the college entrance examination and can still be so calm. 】
Jun Xijiu, known as the mentally handicapped non-chieftain, pierced his fat hands with dimples with a pen indifferently, and the fat man jumped away with a scream, and at the same time withdrew his hands.
Glaring at Jun Xijiu, 【Hey, why are you stabbing me. 】
[Wait, will it hurt? 】
Jun Xijiu bowed her head and continued to answer the question calmly.
The fat man's expression changed inexplicably, he bent over and whispered, 【Hey, can you see me? 】
Jun Xijiu didn't respond, and then he waved and made faces, but Jun Xijiu still didn't look at him.But when the fat man was about to poke Jun Xijiu's eyes with his hands, Jun Xijiu raised his eyes and looked over quietly, his eyes beckoning him to take his hands away.
The fat man was shocked at first and then pleasantly surprised. He lay down on Jun Xijiu's table again.
【You really can see me, right? 】
Jun Xijiu blinked, then poked the fat man's eyes with a pen without hesitation.The fat man took a few steps back in a conditioned panic, and suddenly fell on the back of the candidates in the front row.
At the same time, the candidates in the front row shook, sneezed loudly, and looked around suspiciously.
It is clear that the weather in June can be deadly hot, but just now my body felt inexplicably cold.Looking down at the question that he thought was difficult, he suddenly thought of how to answer it, and hurriedly filled in the answer in surprise.I imagined that the chills just now were probably due to a momentary shiver of wit, and I silently praised myself for being witty with my thumb.
The fat man stood up avoiding the body of the candidates in the front row, and walked in front of Jun Xijiu.
[You must be able to see me! 】
Now the fat man can be sure and sure that Jun Xijiu can see him.
Jun Xijiu raised his pen and pointed at the fat man's eyes, and the fat man muttered, 【I'm just kidding and poke your eyes, I'm a ghost, I can only pass through, and won't really hurt you. 】
At most, it's just like the buddy in the front row shaking.
Seeing that Jun Xijiu ignored him, the fat man leaned over curiously, 【Can you see me, are your eyes the legendary yin and yang eyes? ! ! 】
【Amazing!I used to think that yin and yang eyes are just legends, even if I become a ghost after death, you will be the first to see me after so long. 】
[Why are you not afraid of ghosts?Are you not afraid that I will eat you? 】
Fatty made a sound of [Ah Woo], and made a gesture to rush over.
Jun Xijiu lowered his eyes and continued to answer the questions, looking completely uninterested.Fatty looked at the calm look of the person and put away the treasure in a bit of resentment. Looking back now, he can still feel the cold light poking at the tip of his pen.
【By the way, my name is Li Jiumu, and your name is Jun Xijiu.Seeing the fate of both of us having nine characters in our names, how about I help you with the exam.A cheating method that will never be discovered, are you excited?Don't look at me like this, my brother was also a top player in c back then, and he was called the existence of God. 】
[Ten years of studying hard in the cold window, once I went to the examination room, unexpectedly the situation changed suddenly, my brother, I fell to my death halfway before reaching the pinnacle of my life.Why.Sad, lamentable, nine out of ten unsatisfactory things in life~]
Jun Xijiu raised his pen, and the fat man immediately shut up.
Even if other people touch him, they will just pass through, but Jun Xijiu can touch him, and his hands still feel pain now.It really pissed me off, he still hasn't forgotten how narrow-minded and vengeful this man was just now.Anyway, he is a ghost, and no one will find out if he is killed again.The ghost knows if he will disappear completely if he dies again.
Li Jiumu didn't dare to disturb Jun Xijiu to do the questions, and quietly squatted in the corner to grow mushrooms.
Jun Xijiu wrote the word [解] on the test paper, and then found that he couldn't understand the topic at all, so he stopped writing, raised his foot and kicked Li Jiumu, tapped the paper with the pen to make a sound, and then wrote a line on the paper Character.
[Your long-cherished wish? 】
Li Jiumu's face instantly appeared overwhelmed and confused.
The cause of his death was very simple. He was also a college entrance examination student before his death. He died of a heart attack due to nervousness in the middle of the exam.After that, the invigilator arranged for the students to evacuate and called the police for an ambulance amidst the screams of the students.He told them loudly that he was here, but no one paid any attention to him, and wanted to follow them out to call them back, but found that they couldn't leave the surroundings of this seat.
【desire? 】
Li Jiumu scratched his head, lost in thought.
Because of heart disease, his parents, brothers and sisters have loved him since he was a child, and they are afraid that if he accidentally makes him angry, he will die young. He lives happily every day.
He has been good at studying since he was a child. Even if he has heart disease, he can't overwork and overwork. However, he can quickly understand those textbooks that are extremely difficult in the eyes of others, and he knows everything.With just a tiny bit of effort, he outpaces those who try 100%.
But God is really fair. He gave him a smart mind, but deprived him of his health.
Before junior high school, he was loved by his teachers and classmates and nothing unpleasant happened. After high school, he had a conflict with a classmate, which caused him to have a heart attack because of his emotional agitation. After that, his parents were afraid that he would have another accident, so they suspended him from school and asked him to stay at home. The tutor helped him with his homework.
Later, he was unwilling to take the college entrance examination. His parents thought that the college entrance examination was only three days long, and the examination time was not long, so they agreed without contacting the candidates.
Who knew that he would burp just like that due to the nervousness of the candidates around him and heatstroke.
It went smoothly from childhood to adulthood, even if there was a conflict with that high school classmate, that classmate was also frightened afterwards, and came to the hospital with his parents to see him. After Chen Ken's apology, he had no grievances long ago.
Li Jiumu's eyes lit up as if he had suddenly found his life goal!He rushed over to grab Jun Xijiu's arm, but braked abruptly under the sharp pen.
Taking a few steps back, he didn't dare to get too close when Jun Xijiu put down the pen.
The university environment is more complicated and closer to society, and his parents will not agree to him going to university.The college entrance examination is just a way to test your knowledge.
So the only regret is.
[I want to complete this college entrance examination! 】
Seeing Jun Xijiu's silence, Li Jiumu tried to persuade him.
[Can you let me take the college entrance examination for you. 】
I was afraid that Jun Xijiu would not agree, so I tried to find a reason, [Besides, I can't bear to be straight with your scumbag level]
Jun Xijiu glanced over, Li Jiumu shut up immediately, and then changed into a flattering face, [I won’t lie to you, I have never won No.2 since I was a child, and I have been standing at No.1 overlooking]
Seeing Jun Xijiu's more kind eyes, he didn't dare to talk anymore, he was afraid that he would be stabbed to death by Jun Xijiu's pen tip if he was so mean.Suddenly a flash of inspiration, 【If you let me take the exam for you, you can definitely guarantee that you can choose from all the universities in China.If you can get into a good university, your parents will be very happy too, isn't it hehe, you see? 】
Jun Xijiu recalled that on his way to the examination room, the neighbors who had taken care of him since he was a child were rushing, exhorting, caring, and eager for him to win the gold medal in one fell swoop.
After looking at the examination paper, which was similar to the heavenly book, I suddenly felt a great pain in my heart.
The ghost knows why he chose science in the first place.
[I'm not a scumbag. 】
Jun Xijiu stared at Li Jiumu seriously after writing this line, silently expressing his sincerity.
He was born and was abandoned due to a serious illness, and was raised by the ghosts of the mass graves.
He was able to live at the beginning because he was raised by a locust tree in the mass grave.
At that time, he was thrown under the locust tree.
The locust tree spirit is not a spirit that has cultivated spiritual wisdom, but a ghost residing inside.
The Mass Burial Mound was still a small village back then. A scholar who had passed the examination for many years and was still a child was hanged on this locust tree. On the contrary, it nourished his soul, and later he lodged in this locust tree in a daze.
Therefore, he studied the Four Books and Five Classics
Old Tongsheng's obsession is to be the number one scholar in high school, but he is dead, so this wish can't be realized no matter what.That's why when he met him, an abandoned baby who was alive, he would rescue him, and wanted Jun Xi Jiudai to fulfill his wish.
If I can't pass the exam, the disciples he taught can pass the exam.
The locust tree spirit also knows that the current world is different from before. He wants to be the top student in high school, um, now he is admitted to university, and what he teaches is no longer suitable for the current teaching.
After he had finished teaching what he could teach, he contacted a Taoist priest he had accidentally rescued in his dream and sent Jun Xijiu to study in a school outside.
When Jun Xijiu went to junior high school according to age, she was dumbfounded in the first Chinese class.
Why does it matter if the characters are typeset horizontally, all the characters are missing arms and short legs!
Is it the loss of morality or the loss of humanity?
Cough!
Is he mentally handicapped or his teacher doesn't test the scores?
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