I really don't know anything
Chapter 186 Uncle's Dream
That ancient tree suffered a disaster of no innocence, and it covered the thunder disaster for others.
There are two kinds of thunder calamity in ancient times.
The first is positive.
Practitioners have always acted against the sky, and when their strength reaches the limit or when they soar, they will drop thunder.If you pass it successfully, your strength will rise sharply, if you fail, your strength will drop a few levels, and if it is serious, your strength will be wiped out.
This crossing robbery does not distinguish between decent people and villains.
The second is the opposite.
He did something unreasonable and unreasonable, and it was a thunder calamity that fell from the heavens.
Generally, it is aimed at practitioners.
Ordinary people commit evil, and the punishment after death will be managed by the underworld.
The gate of the Heavenly Palace was closed many years ago, the aura in the human world was greatly weakened, and the strength could not be cultivated to the level of the ancient gods, so the thunder disaster disappeared.
Today's Thunder Tribulation is mostly negative.
When practitioners do too much evil, heaven will punish them with thunder and calamity.This kind of punishment is directly locked. Although it is difficult to escape, it can be avoided to a certain extent.
Tiandao simply executes the thunder tribulation, it doesn't care what method you use to resist it, as long as the thunder tribulation is hit, Tiandao doesn't care about it.It's like the practitioners who crossed the calamity in the early days of ancient times used magic weapons to block the thunder calamity to make their pressure easier.
It was an evil spirit who escaped from the thunder disaster.
When the thunder disaster came, he turned into a snake and burrowed into the cracks of the ancient tree, letting his breath cover the appearance of the ancient tree to confuse Lei Jie that they were one.
Lei Jie confirmed that the breath was correct and attacked directly. The ancient tree had just been born with no ability to resist, so it could only bear most of the thunder disaster for the demon.
What a sin, what a thunderstorm.
If you die under the thunder disaster, you can only consider yourself unlucky. If you survive, your sins will be wiped out.
The ancient tree of thunder tribulation took most of it, and that small part also caused the demon to suffer serious injuries. He should not be able to run very far, and he is probably still hiding in a nearby place to recover from his injuries.
Now the Underworld has almost been completely covered by the Internet, and every Yin Road is covered with surveillance cameras, and the evil spirits with wanted warrants on their bodies dare not escape to other places to hide through the Yin Road.
Jun Xijiu put her hand on a tree.
Although he is a meow of the animal department, but because of the relationship between the green radish, he can also use a small part of the ability of the plant department.Ordinary plants can also extend their perspective by virtue of their special associations, if there is a psychic who can ask for information.
The most indispensable thing in this city is plants.
It didn't take long for Jun Xijiu to find the hiding place of the demon.It was the blessing of Tofu Plant that he successfully escaped from the thunder disaster, and now he is also defeated by the plant.
The other party was not hiding in that dark corner.
On the contrary, it is still in the city center.
The place where the demon hides is a duplex villa. This house is one of the real estate properties of a rich man, and he only lives in it for a while when he is on vacation.The city's green scenery and air quality rank among the best in the country.
Jun Xijiu rang the doorbell very politely.
At the same time, in order to prevent the evil spirits from escaping, a barrier was set up around it, using magic weapons directly.Although it is a one-off, it works well.It would take a long time for the big demon to be trapped, let alone this seriously injured demon.
I rang the doorbell three times and it didn't answer.
Jun Xijiu asked Ling Lingsan to open the door directly. The door uses an electronic fingerprint combination lock. As long as it is electronic, it is very easy to break open.
After entering, Jun Xijiu was a little confused.
"Don't come here, don't blame me for being rude!"
The sudden burst of sound was deafening, as if someone was holding a trumpet and shouting loudly directly at the ear, the sound waves went straight into the mind, and Jun Xijiu's eyes straightened.
Cats are very sensitive to sound.
Before he entered the door, he put a lot of defensive barriers on himself. In order to enhance the flexibility and strength of his body, he also turned on the cat transformation. The barrier can resist the attacks of various unnatural forces. After the cat transformation, he can avoid various physical attacks in time attack.
The enchantment can resist the damage of the sonic attack, but cannot filter the original decibel.
I didn't hear it before opening the door. This house has a good sound insulation effect.
Jun Xijiu was stunned for a while and soon came back to his senses, and after quickly seeing the situation in the house, he was stunned again.
"Warning you, hold back, if you come here again, I will make a big move!"
The speaker was a stand microphone in the room, and every time it roared and uttered threatening words, the black air on the little black snake in front of it would disperse a little.
After the little black snake slowed down, it was just about to straighten up and attack, when the stand microphone roared again and knocked it down.After a while, the black snake only advanced a few centimeters.
"The big river flows eastward, the stars in the sky are in the Big Dipper, huh, I am so awesome, don't come here, I really don't want to kill, you should go far away for me."
The stand microphone first sang a heroic song to build his courage. Hehehehaha's voice was quite loud and full of energy, but the words he said gave people a cowardly and cute feeling.
"Ouch!!!"
It learned another roar that it didn't know whether it was a tiger or a lion.
The little black snake lay on the ground dazed again, but it seemed to be on the nail microphone bar, insisted on fighting for breath, and tenaciously advanced another centimeter.
He raised his head and spat out the letter, as if to say: "You wait for me."
Seeing that the little black snake was about to crawl up in front of him, the stand microphone didn't know whether it was because he was too afraid to lose his thinking ability or because he was frightened so that the ostrich began to sing loudly, and no longer threatened with words.
The content of the singing is also a mess of skewers.
Accidentally sang very well, with special emotional input.
The little black snake struggled to climb under the microphone bracket, flicked its tail and pulled the wire connecting the bracket, it opened its mouth to bite off the connected power supply, so that the microphone should not be able to produce the sound of magical sounds up.
It opened its mouth, revealing its fangs.
Click.
crackling.
The microphone master laughed loudly: "Idiot, I installed the battery!"
It just sits on a shelf.
When Black Snake bit the wire, he was convulsed by the electric shock. He was so angry that he just wanted to shut up the microphone, but he forgot that the wire was powered on.
blacksnake:"……"
Furious faint seven.
Jun Xijiu came out from the corner, knocked the twitching demon into the bottle and sealed it.In the end, he still 'lost' to electricity, which is also karma.
Seeing the sudden appearance of human laughter, the mike ghost choked up, let out a long and sharp sound, and pretended that he just broke down instead of becoming a ghost.
Jun Xijiu put the bottle away and looked at the microphone: "Should you shut up, or I will turn off your power supply." Even if the barrier is used to isolate a part, it is still very noisy.
The microphone guy immediately shut up.
Jun Xijiu was not in a hurry to ask questions first, he had seen a lot of strange goblins and elves.There is also a syringe expert at home, and he is not bad at the microphone.
Looking at the surrounding environment, there is a complete set of audio equipment in the corner of the living room. The owner of the small villa should like Hey Song very much. The facilities are very well prepared. The sound insulation facilities of the house are built so well in order not to disturb the residents.
Finally, he shifted his gaze to the microphone spirit.
The light on the microphone's body flickered, and then a voice came out: "I am a recording microphone, and what I said just now was recorded in advance."
Is this when he is a fool?
Jun Xijiu took the microphone off the stand, opened the cover of the battery box, inserted a sharp fingernail into one end of the battery, and made a gesture to pull the battery out.
The microphone master immediately screamed: "Don't, don't, boss, I'll die if I take it off." He once experienced the energy of the battery running out, and that feeling seemed to drain all the strength from his body, like It's a special pain like dying frequently.
"Tell me what you wish for."
Microphone fineness is different from coin fineness, which is an object into fineness.
The conditions for an object to become a spirit are still very harsh, and the right time, place and people are indispensable.The coin can become a spirit because its body is the first coin made in China. The microphone and the syringe spirit are the same as the human soul possessed on the object.
The microphone fell into silence again.
When he spoke again, his voice was no longer as vibrant as it was just now, and now his voice was a bit vicissitudes and sorrowful: "My name is Dou Dagang, and I am an unpopular singer."
He likes to sing very much, very much.
He actively participated in various pheasant singing competitions held by the people.
The fame he gained is not as good as the Internet celebrity next door to his house. The only place he can sing is when relatives and friends hold weddings, let him act as a master of ceremonies and sing two songs part-time.
He wanted his singing voice to be recognized.
Now that she debuts singing, the people who are sought after are all good-looking boys and girls.Before his death, he was an uncle in his 40s, and he caught a lot of them on the street.
But he didn't give up singing.
He once wrote and composed songs by himself, and was rejected by others to sell them. He recorded records at his own expense, but he didn't sell a single one except for the support of his relatives.
Everyone advised him to give up, not to think about unrealistic things, to start a family honestly, and to have a baby, so that his life would be 'complete'.
It is not his dream to have a wife and children who are hot on the kang, and to be peacefully consummated.
Microphone Jing looked at Jun Xijiu and said, "I don't want to be famous, I just want to sing, and I just want to tell others that ordinary 40-year-old uncles also have dreams."
Jun Xijiu asked: "Can you sing me the songs you released?"
Someone wanted to hear it, and the mic was very happy to start singing.
I listened to Jun Xijiu once, and the overall tune and melody are good, but the lyrics are a bit rough, and there are a few bad lines, it feels weird to sing.
"Mind if I modify the lyrics?"
The microphone master was not angry but very happy: "I have no culture, I am very happy that you are willing to help change the lyrics." The willingness to help change means that the other party is listening carefully.
This attitude alone made him happy.
Jun Xijiu also has some understanding of songs because of Luluo. He has also learned seven-character verses, and all ancient poems can be sung, which is barely related.
after the change.
The microphone has a long chapter, and this time it is obviously more fluent.
Afterwards, some corrections were made to the melody.
After singing the final revised version, the microphone master's voice was particularly happy: "Thank you." No one has ever listened to him sing seriously.
Jun Xijiu said, "I'll help you publish it."
The microphone didn't answer, and the body glowed faintly.
Some people recognize his singing voice and his dream.
enough.
After Jun Xijiu went back, he edited a Weibo.
The dream song of a 40-year-old ordinary man
Comes with sound source.
release.
There are two kinds of thunder calamity in ancient times.
The first is positive.
Practitioners have always acted against the sky, and when their strength reaches the limit or when they soar, they will drop thunder.If you pass it successfully, your strength will rise sharply, if you fail, your strength will drop a few levels, and if it is serious, your strength will be wiped out.
This crossing robbery does not distinguish between decent people and villains.
The second is the opposite.
He did something unreasonable and unreasonable, and it was a thunder calamity that fell from the heavens.
Generally, it is aimed at practitioners.
Ordinary people commit evil, and the punishment after death will be managed by the underworld.
The gate of the Heavenly Palace was closed many years ago, the aura in the human world was greatly weakened, and the strength could not be cultivated to the level of the ancient gods, so the thunder disaster disappeared.
Today's Thunder Tribulation is mostly negative.
When practitioners do too much evil, heaven will punish them with thunder and calamity.This kind of punishment is directly locked. Although it is difficult to escape, it can be avoided to a certain extent.
Tiandao simply executes the thunder tribulation, it doesn't care what method you use to resist it, as long as the thunder tribulation is hit, Tiandao doesn't care about it.It's like the practitioners who crossed the calamity in the early days of ancient times used magic weapons to block the thunder calamity to make their pressure easier.
It was an evil spirit who escaped from the thunder disaster.
When the thunder disaster came, he turned into a snake and burrowed into the cracks of the ancient tree, letting his breath cover the appearance of the ancient tree to confuse Lei Jie that they were one.
Lei Jie confirmed that the breath was correct and attacked directly. The ancient tree had just been born with no ability to resist, so it could only bear most of the thunder disaster for the demon.
What a sin, what a thunderstorm.
If you die under the thunder disaster, you can only consider yourself unlucky. If you survive, your sins will be wiped out.
The ancient tree of thunder tribulation took most of it, and that small part also caused the demon to suffer serious injuries. He should not be able to run very far, and he is probably still hiding in a nearby place to recover from his injuries.
Now the Underworld has almost been completely covered by the Internet, and every Yin Road is covered with surveillance cameras, and the evil spirits with wanted warrants on their bodies dare not escape to other places to hide through the Yin Road.
Jun Xijiu put her hand on a tree.
Although he is a meow of the animal department, but because of the relationship between the green radish, he can also use a small part of the ability of the plant department.Ordinary plants can also extend their perspective by virtue of their special associations, if there is a psychic who can ask for information.
The most indispensable thing in this city is plants.
It didn't take long for Jun Xijiu to find the hiding place of the demon.It was the blessing of Tofu Plant that he successfully escaped from the thunder disaster, and now he is also defeated by the plant.
The other party was not hiding in that dark corner.
On the contrary, it is still in the city center.
The place where the demon hides is a duplex villa. This house is one of the real estate properties of a rich man, and he only lives in it for a while when he is on vacation.The city's green scenery and air quality rank among the best in the country.
Jun Xijiu rang the doorbell very politely.
At the same time, in order to prevent the evil spirits from escaping, a barrier was set up around it, using magic weapons directly.Although it is a one-off, it works well.It would take a long time for the big demon to be trapped, let alone this seriously injured demon.
I rang the doorbell three times and it didn't answer.
Jun Xijiu asked Ling Lingsan to open the door directly. The door uses an electronic fingerprint combination lock. As long as it is electronic, it is very easy to break open.
After entering, Jun Xijiu was a little confused.
"Don't come here, don't blame me for being rude!"
The sudden burst of sound was deafening, as if someone was holding a trumpet and shouting loudly directly at the ear, the sound waves went straight into the mind, and Jun Xijiu's eyes straightened.
Cats are very sensitive to sound.
Before he entered the door, he put a lot of defensive barriers on himself. In order to enhance the flexibility and strength of his body, he also turned on the cat transformation. The barrier can resist the attacks of various unnatural forces. After the cat transformation, he can avoid various physical attacks in time attack.
The enchantment can resist the damage of the sonic attack, but cannot filter the original decibel.
I didn't hear it before opening the door. This house has a good sound insulation effect.
Jun Xijiu was stunned for a while and soon came back to his senses, and after quickly seeing the situation in the house, he was stunned again.
"Warning you, hold back, if you come here again, I will make a big move!"
The speaker was a stand microphone in the room, and every time it roared and uttered threatening words, the black air on the little black snake in front of it would disperse a little.
After the little black snake slowed down, it was just about to straighten up and attack, when the stand microphone roared again and knocked it down.After a while, the black snake only advanced a few centimeters.
"The big river flows eastward, the stars in the sky are in the Big Dipper, huh, I am so awesome, don't come here, I really don't want to kill, you should go far away for me."
The stand microphone first sang a heroic song to build his courage. Hehehehaha's voice was quite loud and full of energy, but the words he said gave people a cowardly and cute feeling.
"Ouch!!!"
It learned another roar that it didn't know whether it was a tiger or a lion.
The little black snake lay on the ground dazed again, but it seemed to be on the nail microphone bar, insisted on fighting for breath, and tenaciously advanced another centimeter.
He raised his head and spat out the letter, as if to say: "You wait for me."
Seeing that the little black snake was about to crawl up in front of him, the stand microphone didn't know whether it was because he was too afraid to lose his thinking ability or because he was frightened so that the ostrich began to sing loudly, and no longer threatened with words.
The content of the singing is also a mess of skewers.
Accidentally sang very well, with special emotional input.
The little black snake struggled to climb under the microphone bracket, flicked its tail and pulled the wire connecting the bracket, it opened its mouth to bite off the connected power supply, so that the microphone should not be able to produce the sound of magical sounds up.
It opened its mouth, revealing its fangs.
Click.
crackling.
The microphone master laughed loudly: "Idiot, I installed the battery!"
It just sits on a shelf.
When Black Snake bit the wire, he was convulsed by the electric shock. He was so angry that he just wanted to shut up the microphone, but he forgot that the wire was powered on.
blacksnake:"……"
Furious faint seven.
Jun Xijiu came out from the corner, knocked the twitching demon into the bottle and sealed it.In the end, he still 'lost' to electricity, which is also karma.
Seeing the sudden appearance of human laughter, the mike ghost choked up, let out a long and sharp sound, and pretended that he just broke down instead of becoming a ghost.
Jun Xijiu put the bottle away and looked at the microphone: "Should you shut up, or I will turn off your power supply." Even if the barrier is used to isolate a part, it is still very noisy.
The microphone guy immediately shut up.
Jun Xijiu was not in a hurry to ask questions first, he had seen a lot of strange goblins and elves.There is also a syringe expert at home, and he is not bad at the microphone.
Looking at the surrounding environment, there is a complete set of audio equipment in the corner of the living room. The owner of the small villa should like Hey Song very much. The facilities are very well prepared. The sound insulation facilities of the house are built so well in order not to disturb the residents.
Finally, he shifted his gaze to the microphone spirit.
The light on the microphone's body flickered, and then a voice came out: "I am a recording microphone, and what I said just now was recorded in advance."
Is this when he is a fool?
Jun Xijiu took the microphone off the stand, opened the cover of the battery box, inserted a sharp fingernail into one end of the battery, and made a gesture to pull the battery out.
The microphone master immediately screamed: "Don't, don't, boss, I'll die if I take it off." He once experienced the energy of the battery running out, and that feeling seemed to drain all the strength from his body, like It's a special pain like dying frequently.
"Tell me what you wish for."
Microphone fineness is different from coin fineness, which is an object into fineness.
The conditions for an object to become a spirit are still very harsh, and the right time, place and people are indispensable.The coin can become a spirit because its body is the first coin made in China. The microphone and the syringe spirit are the same as the human soul possessed on the object.
The microphone fell into silence again.
When he spoke again, his voice was no longer as vibrant as it was just now, and now his voice was a bit vicissitudes and sorrowful: "My name is Dou Dagang, and I am an unpopular singer."
He likes to sing very much, very much.
He actively participated in various pheasant singing competitions held by the people.
The fame he gained is not as good as the Internet celebrity next door to his house. The only place he can sing is when relatives and friends hold weddings, let him act as a master of ceremonies and sing two songs part-time.
He wanted his singing voice to be recognized.
Now that she debuts singing, the people who are sought after are all good-looking boys and girls.Before his death, he was an uncle in his 40s, and he caught a lot of them on the street.
But he didn't give up singing.
He once wrote and composed songs by himself, and was rejected by others to sell them. He recorded records at his own expense, but he didn't sell a single one except for the support of his relatives.
Everyone advised him to give up, not to think about unrealistic things, to start a family honestly, and to have a baby, so that his life would be 'complete'.
It is not his dream to have a wife and children who are hot on the kang, and to be peacefully consummated.
Microphone Jing looked at Jun Xijiu and said, "I don't want to be famous, I just want to sing, and I just want to tell others that ordinary 40-year-old uncles also have dreams."
Jun Xijiu asked: "Can you sing me the songs you released?"
Someone wanted to hear it, and the mic was very happy to start singing.
I listened to Jun Xijiu once, and the overall tune and melody are good, but the lyrics are a bit rough, and there are a few bad lines, it feels weird to sing.
"Mind if I modify the lyrics?"
The microphone master was not angry but very happy: "I have no culture, I am very happy that you are willing to help change the lyrics." The willingness to help change means that the other party is listening carefully.
This attitude alone made him happy.
Jun Xijiu also has some understanding of songs because of Luluo. He has also learned seven-character verses, and all ancient poems can be sung, which is barely related.
after the change.
The microphone has a long chapter, and this time it is obviously more fluent.
Afterwards, some corrections were made to the melody.
After singing the final revised version, the microphone master's voice was particularly happy: "Thank you." No one has ever listened to him sing seriously.
Jun Xijiu said, "I'll help you publish it."
The microphone didn't answer, and the body glowed faintly.
Some people recognize his singing voice and his dream.
enough.
After Jun Xijiu went back, he edited a Weibo.
The dream song of a 40-year-old ordinary man
Comes with sound source.
release.
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