I really don't know anything
Chapter 174 I am a Meow
Jun Xijiu felt that she might be hallucinating.
He repeated the question again: "What is your wish?"
Yin Hun hangs his dead fish eyes, as if all the strength in his body has been drained, he said again weakly: "Living is too hard, I want to be a salted fish calling 666."
Jun Xijiu persuaded: "Life is still very beautiful."
Yin Hun lost a lot of expression in an instant: "My goodness has been consumed."
and many more.
When Jun Xijiu was about to say something, he suddenly found that the other party's breath was very strange.He was clearly standing in front of him, but he couldn't perceive the other party's soul fluctuations.
He had seen this strange aura before.
He asked tentatively, "Do you have memories of previous lives?"
Yinhun Shiyu's eyes widened in an instant, but then returned to a listless look.He looked at the neon lights of various colors that had begun to light up on the street. He obviously had a young face, but his eyes carried the vicissitudes of an old man.
"It's not just the past life."
He was a cultivator in his first life, cultivating immortals, so he naturally yearned for immortality.In order to escape the six realms of reincarnation, if you use the forbidden technique, you can reincarnate directly with your memory without going through the reincarnation division of the underworld, so that a similar effect can be achieved.
The ban was very successful.
It's just that reincarnation seems to be random.But this is not important, as long as he reincarnates with the memories of his previous life, even if he started from a low starting point, he can quickly soar into the sky and live a prosperous life.
In the beginning, he was ambitious and motivated, and enjoyed the fun of reaching the peak with various identities. He lived every life wonderfully, but after more than a dozen lives, he got tired of it.
Once challenged, there is supreme pleasure, twice, there is a sense of satisfaction, and after three times, the heart is flat, and what is even more frightening is that there are countless repetitions afterwards.
After getting tired of the same path, he started to let himself go.
"I have been a peddler, a farmer with his face turned to the loess, a beggar, a highwayman, a diva actress, and a bustard." Reincarnation with memories becomes a nightmare.
There is no novelty in life.
A sense of satisfaction suddenly appeared on Yinhun's face, "After such a long period of weakening, the power of the forbidden technique has finally been consumed." Otherwise, when he dies in each life, he will directly reincarnate into a fetus instead of becoming a wandering spirit.
That's why I say living is too hard.
His tone was finally a little motivated, "I just want to be a salted fish before I disappear completely. You can see that I must be extraordinary. I must have a wonderful life. By the way, didn't you just say that you want to be a fish?" Will my wish come true?"
"Then let's make waves, I'll applaud you and call 666." It's too tiring to want to live a wonderful life, so let's applaud the people who live a wonderful life.
After finishing speaking, he returned to the dead fish eyes and listless look at the beginning and clapped his hands, but said in a cheerful tone: "Come on, look after you~"
Jun Xijiu: "..."
This way of cheering suddenly felt very sad.
The cell phone rang suddenly at this time, and when he saw the caller ID, Jun Xijiu couldn't care about anything else, he said that he seemed to have forgotten something just now.
He forgot to pick up his little ancestor!
Hastily opened the Yin Road, and just stepped one foot in, I heard a burst of popping and surprised voices in my ears: "Oh, it's so powerful, it's really 666."
Jun Xijiu turned her head, Yin Hun blinked.
He acted cute: "I have too many names, you can call me Xianyu."
"..." There is always a sense of powerlessness in the face of him.
Jun Xijiu doesn't have time to take care of this salted fish right now, so he has to go to the kindergarten to pick up Xing Che.This child has been very sensitive recently, and he is always afraid that he will lose him.
As soon as I entered the underworld through the Yin Road, I saw a bus parked next to it, with many ghosts going in and out, and a taxi next to it.
"Wow, the underworld is also advancing with the times."
After seeing the transportation industry in the underworld, there was not much fluctuation in Xianyu's eyes, but his tone was particularly exaggerated.After living so many lives, my heart has long been like an ancient well without waves.
But I was still very curious to see that he escaped the reincarnation of the six realms by using the forbidden technique, and he was reincarnated directly after death without going through the reincarnation department, and he was not escorted by anyone and never came to the underworld.
At the beginning, I will continue to practice exercises to protect myself. I can open my eyes to see ghosts and ghosts and understand some things about the worlds of yin and yang.In the later stage, I became lazy, I had no motivation to live, and I died when I died, and I didn't pay much attention to any news from the outside world.
He cupped his face: "I can't help but want to call 666."
Too deliberate but somewhat artificial.
Jun Xijiu was a little tired and didn't want to talk to him.
When approaching the kindergarten, Jun Xijiu took out the parent pick-up card in advance.
Xianyu glanced at it inadvertently, and was a little surprised: "I didn't expect you to be the young master of Junlou." Junlou was also famous in ancient times, and he also had acquaintances in a certain life. The family crest is also familiar.
He gave a thumbs up, expressing 666's mood with his body.
Thinking of something, he suddenly said: "I remember, I was an actress in a certain life, and a man who looked very similar to you took care of me for a while. But his appearance is more mature and stable, no Could it be your father?"
Jun Xijiu: "!!!"
Xianyu knew that he had guessed right, and seeing the other party's nervous look, he explained when he was satisfied with his bad taste: "Don't be nervous and make a joke, it's just pure singing."
At that time, Junlou seemed to have a big happy event and held a seven-day running water banquet, and invited some actors to sing to add to the fun, making the scene even more lively. He was the most popular at that time.It wasn't him personally who was trapped, but their entire Liyuan group.
It feels uncomfortable to be led by the other party.
Jun Xijiu turned his pupils into vertical pupils, smiled, showing the sharp teeth hidden in his lips, and said softly: "I forgot to tell you, I am a cat demon."
Salted fish: "..."
The salted fish at the bottom of the food chain tactfully shut up.
Very quiet along the way.
When he got off the bus at the kindergarten, Xianyu changed his appearance on purpose.The original slovenly appearance of a homeless man suddenly changed into the appearance of a gray-clothed boy who is often seen in Junlou shops, consciously following half a step behind Jun Xijiu.
Being low-key is also the self-cultivation of salted fish.
When Jun Xijiu arrived, almost all the children in the kindergarten had been picked up, and two of them continued to play, but they were also accompanied by their parents.
Only Xing Che waited anxiously at the door.
Seeing the tendency of the little ancestor to cry, Jun Xijiu took the initiative and said, "I'll take you to the amusement park tomorrow." Today happens to be Friday, and there's no need to go to school tomorrow.
Xing Che was immediately distracted: "Father is the best."
Well, the crisis is over.
As for the record to be written, I should work overtime at night.
On the way back, Xing Che transformed back to his main body.
In the original state, Jun Xijiu will be addicted to stroking her hair, and it feels very reassuring to be hugged and stroked.Whenever Xing Che has a chance recently, he will turn into his real body and act coquettishly, begging for peace of mind.
Xianyu was stunned for a moment, and then applauded enthusiastically: "In this era, having a child at such a young age is already 6 years old. I didn't expect you to be a man who has been a national treasure. Admiration, admiration, 666 is not enough to describe the current situation. I'm in the mood."
Jun Xijiu's eyelids twitched suddenly. He didn't want to blame the man who had passed the national treasure, so he justified: "The son is adopted."
"Wow!!!"
The word "adopt" immediately exploded Xing Che's fear.
Xianyu doesn't like children, especially when they are crying and making noise, and then adds: "Children are such a trouble, you should throw them away."
"Wow!!!"
Jun Xijiu: "..."
What a pity.
Jun Xijiu held Xing Che in his arms and patted his hair, and said indifferently: "The cub is the cutest cutie in the world, it is very important, and nothing can replace it."
Salted fish: "..."
Having nothing to say, he silently applauded the cub.
Because the sentence Jun Xijiu inadvertently said when he retorted just now is very important and irreplaceable, and he comforted Xing Che, and finally dispelled all the recent anxiety.
It's also a good thing.
Early the next morning, it was originally agreed to go to the amusement park, but after Xing Che felt at ease, he stopped clinging to Jun Xijiu so much.When I heard that the place where Professor Chen was going to was interesting, I changed my mind. After breakfast, I went out with Professor Chen.
clap clap.
A familiar sound of applause with a unique sense of rhythm came from his ears, and Jun Xijiu looked up from the source of the sound, and sure enough, he saw a salted fish squatting in the corner nearby.
Xianyu hung his dead fish eyes, and said in a low tone: "It's a new day, and I will give a sincere call to the boss. Come on, come on, come on warmly~"
Jun Xijiu: "..."
I feel like I'm going to be miserable this day.
I don't know if it's really because of Xianyu's negative call. When I thought about the low luck value, Jun Xijiu felt a little unlucky.
When I went out, I was almost splashed with a basin of sewage because of the spell that lowered the sense of existence I cast on myself. As soon as I left the alley, I met a bag snatcher who was running towards me. Also brandishing a knife.
Subdue the thief and call the police.
Xianyu applauded and shouted 666 after the incident.
The unlucky thing really lasted all day. When I was depressed, I occasionally saw a dessert shop promoting new products on the road. The smell in the air was very sweet.Jun Xijiu was instantly attracted by the taste of the dessert.
Without controlling his pace, he followed the line at the end of the line.
"Sorry, the customer in front bought the last one."
Jun Xijiu: "..."
After queuing for half an hour but not getting any food, I felt very irritable.
Want to newspaper.
"Don't you want to call 666, then call me as much as you want."
Xianyu looked at Jun Xijiu's slightly 'stern' expression, and didn't dare to joke anymore, and asked cautiously, "Boss, what are you going to do?"
Jun Xijiu found a place with a lot of personal traffic, and released a cognitive impairment technique.He took out an electric guitar from the space bag, which was his latest learning.
When the first note sounded, the surrounding crowd involuntarily focused their attention.Some idle people gathered around and picked up their phones.
"Meow, meow, meow~"
It was such a cool appearance before, and it was really soft and cute when it opened its mouth.Moreover, the tone is messy and irregular at all. If it weren't for his own timbre, it was really nice to sing with a broken gong voice, and he would be howling like ghosts and wolves.
Xianyu is a practitioner himself, and he still knows the small spells that make his body appear.He mixed in the crowd and took the lead in calling.Everyone has the mentality of following the crowd, and it may be a little embarrassing to do it alone, but if everyone works together, there will be no worries.
In an instant, the arena was filled with ghostly screams.
It's like a large cult scene.
"I'm a meow, meow meow meow meow~"
Doing shameless things can bring people a stimulating feeling. At first, I just wanted to yell at the newspaper, but under the support of the crowd, Jun Xijiu was also a little bit flustered.
The crowd below followed him and yelled.
Usually, who doesn't have one or two repressed things in their minds, and now there is an occasion where they can release without scruples, and they immediately let themselves go and join in.
Originally, there were only a dozen people screaming after the ghost, but later it gradually gathered hundreds of people. The commotion was too great, and there was still a lot of people here, and the number of people broke through thousands.
In the end, the meowing here attracted real cats. They lay on high places such as telephone poles and meowed together. The scene was very chaotic for a while.
It took an hour to force it to end. Too many people affected the traffic.
Early in the morning of the second day, Jun Xijiu was awakened by the ringing of the mobile phone.
"Master, you're making a fuss." Ling Lingsan displayed the hot searched content.
Jun Xijiu: "..."
Play, play off.
He repeated the question again: "What is your wish?"
Yin Hun hangs his dead fish eyes, as if all the strength in his body has been drained, he said again weakly: "Living is too hard, I want to be a salted fish calling 666."
Jun Xijiu persuaded: "Life is still very beautiful."
Yin Hun lost a lot of expression in an instant: "My goodness has been consumed."
and many more.
When Jun Xijiu was about to say something, he suddenly found that the other party's breath was very strange.He was clearly standing in front of him, but he couldn't perceive the other party's soul fluctuations.
He had seen this strange aura before.
He asked tentatively, "Do you have memories of previous lives?"
Yinhun Shiyu's eyes widened in an instant, but then returned to a listless look.He looked at the neon lights of various colors that had begun to light up on the street. He obviously had a young face, but his eyes carried the vicissitudes of an old man.
"It's not just the past life."
He was a cultivator in his first life, cultivating immortals, so he naturally yearned for immortality.In order to escape the six realms of reincarnation, if you use the forbidden technique, you can reincarnate directly with your memory without going through the reincarnation division of the underworld, so that a similar effect can be achieved.
The ban was very successful.
It's just that reincarnation seems to be random.But this is not important, as long as he reincarnates with the memories of his previous life, even if he started from a low starting point, he can quickly soar into the sky and live a prosperous life.
In the beginning, he was ambitious and motivated, and enjoyed the fun of reaching the peak with various identities. He lived every life wonderfully, but after more than a dozen lives, he got tired of it.
Once challenged, there is supreme pleasure, twice, there is a sense of satisfaction, and after three times, the heart is flat, and what is even more frightening is that there are countless repetitions afterwards.
After getting tired of the same path, he started to let himself go.
"I have been a peddler, a farmer with his face turned to the loess, a beggar, a highwayman, a diva actress, and a bustard." Reincarnation with memories becomes a nightmare.
There is no novelty in life.
A sense of satisfaction suddenly appeared on Yinhun's face, "After such a long period of weakening, the power of the forbidden technique has finally been consumed." Otherwise, when he dies in each life, he will directly reincarnate into a fetus instead of becoming a wandering spirit.
That's why I say living is too hard.
His tone was finally a little motivated, "I just want to be a salted fish before I disappear completely. You can see that I must be extraordinary. I must have a wonderful life. By the way, didn't you just say that you want to be a fish?" Will my wish come true?"
"Then let's make waves, I'll applaud you and call 666." It's too tiring to want to live a wonderful life, so let's applaud the people who live a wonderful life.
After finishing speaking, he returned to the dead fish eyes and listless look at the beginning and clapped his hands, but said in a cheerful tone: "Come on, look after you~"
Jun Xijiu: "..."
This way of cheering suddenly felt very sad.
The cell phone rang suddenly at this time, and when he saw the caller ID, Jun Xijiu couldn't care about anything else, he said that he seemed to have forgotten something just now.
He forgot to pick up his little ancestor!
Hastily opened the Yin Road, and just stepped one foot in, I heard a burst of popping and surprised voices in my ears: "Oh, it's so powerful, it's really 666."
Jun Xijiu turned her head, Yin Hun blinked.
He acted cute: "I have too many names, you can call me Xianyu."
"..." There is always a sense of powerlessness in the face of him.
Jun Xijiu doesn't have time to take care of this salted fish right now, so he has to go to the kindergarten to pick up Xing Che.This child has been very sensitive recently, and he is always afraid that he will lose him.
As soon as I entered the underworld through the Yin Road, I saw a bus parked next to it, with many ghosts going in and out, and a taxi next to it.
"Wow, the underworld is also advancing with the times."
After seeing the transportation industry in the underworld, there was not much fluctuation in Xianyu's eyes, but his tone was particularly exaggerated.After living so many lives, my heart has long been like an ancient well without waves.
But I was still very curious to see that he escaped the reincarnation of the six realms by using the forbidden technique, and he was reincarnated directly after death without going through the reincarnation department, and he was not escorted by anyone and never came to the underworld.
At the beginning, I will continue to practice exercises to protect myself. I can open my eyes to see ghosts and ghosts and understand some things about the worlds of yin and yang.In the later stage, I became lazy, I had no motivation to live, and I died when I died, and I didn't pay much attention to any news from the outside world.
He cupped his face: "I can't help but want to call 666."
Too deliberate but somewhat artificial.
Jun Xijiu was a little tired and didn't want to talk to him.
When approaching the kindergarten, Jun Xijiu took out the parent pick-up card in advance.
Xianyu glanced at it inadvertently, and was a little surprised: "I didn't expect you to be the young master of Junlou." Junlou was also famous in ancient times, and he also had acquaintances in a certain life. The family crest is also familiar.
He gave a thumbs up, expressing 666's mood with his body.
Thinking of something, he suddenly said: "I remember, I was an actress in a certain life, and a man who looked very similar to you took care of me for a while. But his appearance is more mature and stable, no Could it be your father?"
Jun Xijiu: "!!!"
Xianyu knew that he had guessed right, and seeing the other party's nervous look, he explained when he was satisfied with his bad taste: "Don't be nervous and make a joke, it's just pure singing."
At that time, Junlou seemed to have a big happy event and held a seven-day running water banquet, and invited some actors to sing to add to the fun, making the scene even more lively. He was the most popular at that time.It wasn't him personally who was trapped, but their entire Liyuan group.
It feels uncomfortable to be led by the other party.
Jun Xijiu turned his pupils into vertical pupils, smiled, showing the sharp teeth hidden in his lips, and said softly: "I forgot to tell you, I am a cat demon."
Salted fish: "..."
The salted fish at the bottom of the food chain tactfully shut up.
Very quiet along the way.
When he got off the bus at the kindergarten, Xianyu changed his appearance on purpose.The original slovenly appearance of a homeless man suddenly changed into the appearance of a gray-clothed boy who is often seen in Junlou shops, consciously following half a step behind Jun Xijiu.
Being low-key is also the self-cultivation of salted fish.
When Jun Xijiu arrived, almost all the children in the kindergarten had been picked up, and two of them continued to play, but they were also accompanied by their parents.
Only Xing Che waited anxiously at the door.
Seeing the tendency of the little ancestor to cry, Jun Xijiu took the initiative and said, "I'll take you to the amusement park tomorrow." Today happens to be Friday, and there's no need to go to school tomorrow.
Xing Che was immediately distracted: "Father is the best."
Well, the crisis is over.
As for the record to be written, I should work overtime at night.
On the way back, Xing Che transformed back to his main body.
In the original state, Jun Xijiu will be addicted to stroking her hair, and it feels very reassuring to be hugged and stroked.Whenever Xing Che has a chance recently, he will turn into his real body and act coquettishly, begging for peace of mind.
Xianyu was stunned for a moment, and then applauded enthusiastically: "In this era, having a child at such a young age is already 6 years old. I didn't expect you to be a man who has been a national treasure. Admiration, admiration, 666 is not enough to describe the current situation. I'm in the mood."
Jun Xijiu's eyelids twitched suddenly. He didn't want to blame the man who had passed the national treasure, so he justified: "The son is adopted."
"Wow!!!"
The word "adopt" immediately exploded Xing Che's fear.
Xianyu doesn't like children, especially when they are crying and making noise, and then adds: "Children are such a trouble, you should throw them away."
"Wow!!!"
Jun Xijiu: "..."
What a pity.
Jun Xijiu held Xing Che in his arms and patted his hair, and said indifferently: "The cub is the cutest cutie in the world, it is very important, and nothing can replace it."
Salted fish: "..."
Having nothing to say, he silently applauded the cub.
Because the sentence Jun Xijiu inadvertently said when he retorted just now is very important and irreplaceable, and he comforted Xing Che, and finally dispelled all the recent anxiety.
It's also a good thing.
Early the next morning, it was originally agreed to go to the amusement park, but after Xing Che felt at ease, he stopped clinging to Jun Xijiu so much.When I heard that the place where Professor Chen was going to was interesting, I changed my mind. After breakfast, I went out with Professor Chen.
clap clap.
A familiar sound of applause with a unique sense of rhythm came from his ears, and Jun Xijiu looked up from the source of the sound, and sure enough, he saw a salted fish squatting in the corner nearby.
Xianyu hung his dead fish eyes, and said in a low tone: "It's a new day, and I will give a sincere call to the boss. Come on, come on, come on warmly~"
Jun Xijiu: "..."
I feel like I'm going to be miserable this day.
I don't know if it's really because of Xianyu's negative call. When I thought about the low luck value, Jun Xijiu felt a little unlucky.
When I went out, I was almost splashed with a basin of sewage because of the spell that lowered the sense of existence I cast on myself. As soon as I left the alley, I met a bag snatcher who was running towards me. Also brandishing a knife.
Subdue the thief and call the police.
Xianyu applauded and shouted 666 after the incident.
The unlucky thing really lasted all day. When I was depressed, I occasionally saw a dessert shop promoting new products on the road. The smell in the air was very sweet.Jun Xijiu was instantly attracted by the taste of the dessert.
Without controlling his pace, he followed the line at the end of the line.
"Sorry, the customer in front bought the last one."
Jun Xijiu: "..."
After queuing for half an hour but not getting any food, I felt very irritable.
Want to newspaper.
"Don't you want to call 666, then call me as much as you want."
Xianyu looked at Jun Xijiu's slightly 'stern' expression, and didn't dare to joke anymore, and asked cautiously, "Boss, what are you going to do?"
Jun Xijiu found a place with a lot of personal traffic, and released a cognitive impairment technique.He took out an electric guitar from the space bag, which was his latest learning.
When the first note sounded, the surrounding crowd involuntarily focused their attention.Some idle people gathered around and picked up their phones.
"Meow, meow, meow~"
It was such a cool appearance before, and it was really soft and cute when it opened its mouth.Moreover, the tone is messy and irregular at all. If it weren't for his own timbre, it was really nice to sing with a broken gong voice, and he would be howling like ghosts and wolves.
Xianyu is a practitioner himself, and he still knows the small spells that make his body appear.He mixed in the crowd and took the lead in calling.Everyone has the mentality of following the crowd, and it may be a little embarrassing to do it alone, but if everyone works together, there will be no worries.
In an instant, the arena was filled with ghostly screams.
It's like a large cult scene.
"I'm a meow, meow meow meow meow~"
Doing shameless things can bring people a stimulating feeling. At first, I just wanted to yell at the newspaper, but under the support of the crowd, Jun Xijiu was also a little bit flustered.
The crowd below followed him and yelled.
Usually, who doesn't have one or two repressed things in their minds, and now there is an occasion where they can release without scruples, and they immediately let themselves go and join in.
Originally, there were only a dozen people screaming after the ghost, but later it gradually gathered hundreds of people. The commotion was too great, and there was still a lot of people here, and the number of people broke through thousands.
In the end, the meowing here attracted real cats. They lay on high places such as telephone poles and meowed together. The scene was very chaotic for a while.
It took an hour to force it to end. Too many people affected the traffic.
Early in the morning of the second day, Jun Xijiu was awakened by the ringing of the mobile phone.
"Master, you're making a fuss." Ling Lingsan displayed the hot searched content.
Jun Xijiu: "..."
Play, play off.
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