I really don't know anything

"Master!!!"

A woman wearing a small vest and ultra-short jeans jumped off the second floor and ran straight over. Before Jun Xijiu ran to the door, the woman pulled her back by the collar, hugged her tightly in her arms, and deliberately buttoned it. Pressing his head against his chest.

"Well"

I can't breathe!

Jun Xijiu finally struggled away before he was about to suffocate, and immediately took a few steps back, pulled out the ruler, and put on a defensive posture: "Why are you here?!"

The woman lowered her head and brushed her long hair, then raised her head, her eyes shimmered slightly, forming a small vortex. After staring at her for a long time, it seemed that even the soul could be sucked in.

Snapped!

Jun Xijiu slapped the bewildered Pang Hai with a ruler, and the piercing pain immediately woke him up, screaming: "Ah!"

"Don't look her in the eye!"

Pang Hai obediently closed his eyes, and he felt something was wrong in his heart.When he looked like that woman just now, a strange feeling of joy rose in his heart, and he felt that for her, he was willing to die immediately.

He likes beautiful women very much, but loves life more.There may be some people in the future who will sacrifice their lives for it, but it hasn't reached the point where they can die for someone as soon as they meet!

The woman pouted: "Hey, I failed again."

She deliberately learned the charm technique from the vixen next door for a long time this time. Is it because it doesn't work with the male vixen?But that fat man was obviously tricked?

The woman was only depressed for a few seconds, and then became inexplicably happy. She looked at Jun Xijiu obsessively, and she half-sang in an aria tone: "Ah, you are indeed my young master. I haven't seen you in a few years. Young master, you are still so beautiful and charming, flawless, seeing you"

A burst of helplessness rose in Jun Xijiu's heart: "Shut up!"

Although it is impolite to scold a beautiful woman, if he doesn't interrupt the woman's praise, she can praise him for days and nights without repeating the same thing!

The woman's name is Shuhua, a monster born from calligraphy and painting, and belongs to the Yan Ruyu clan.Because the calligraphy and painting monster Yan Ruyu is relatively famous in the human world, all monsters born from calligraphy and painting are collectively called Yan Ruyu.

Almost every scholar has longed for Yan Ruyu in his mind, and Huai Shujing was no exception when he was young.He didn't find it during his lifetime, but got it after his death, but he couldn't break the seal on the painting he brought back.

When Jun Xijiu was still a reptile, he accidentally broke the seal with his saliva and released the monster in the painting.I don't know if it's the fledgling plot or some other reason, anyway, Huayao really likes Jun Xijiu.

Once when he was sick and unable to move in bed, the locust tree spirit went out to find medicine for him, and temporarily asked Hua Yao to take care of him for a while, and then Hua Yao sat by his bed and praised him softly for three days and three nights

After the locust tree spirit came back, his condition worsened, and after that, Jun Xijiu had a psychological shadow on Hua Yao.

Hua Yao pouted aggrievedly, if he likes someone, shouldn't he sincerely give him the highest praise? !

Jun Xijiu pinched the aching eyebrows: "Why did you come here?!"

Hua Yao raised a smiling face: "The boss specially transferred me to take care of you, ah, I'm so happy, just thinking that I can see the young master up close."

"To shut up!"

Jun Xijiu beckoned to the somewhat dumbfounded guy: "Get these things ready, I'll come back and get them." He handed him a list.

At this time, Hua Yao returned to the attitude of a cold queen, and said indifferently to the little guy: "Remember, he is the young owner of our Junlou. Seeing him is like meeting the boss, and he has full authority over the shop. qualifications."

The little guy felt very lucky, fortunately, he warmly entertained him just now: "Hi, young master, my name is true, if you have anything to do in the future, just leave it to me!"

Jun Xijiu nodded to show that he understood, and pulled Pang Hai out the door: "I'll go out for a while and come back later. Also, don't follow me!"

Hua Yao took a step forward and took it back embarrassingly, she wanted to follow her: "Young master, you are really ruthless, but I like you like this. Ah, those ruthless eyes"

Jun Xijiu breathed a sigh of relief after walking away.

Pang Hai opened his eyes, his life was guaranteed, and he started to get nervous again.

Xiang Jun Xijiu winked ambiguously, and said enviously: "Hey, young master, who was that beauty just now, I think she likes you very much?"

Jun Xijiu glared at Pang Hai: "Don't call me young master!" He was allergic to this title: "She doesn't like me, she just likes to praise me."

Pang Hai obviously didn't believe it, but he showed displeasure after watching Jun Xi and stopped mentioning it, and turned to look at the scenery on the street.

At this time, a woman in white clothes and holding an ink painting umbrella came slowly from a distance, and Pang Hai's eyes were glued to her instantly.

When the beauty passed by, she suddenly turned her head and smiled at Pang Hai. Pang Hai was so frightened that he took a step back and almost fell to his knees.

That beauty turned her head at an angle of 360°

Pang Hai felt his heart was about to jump out, and he was so frightened that he couldn't speak: "She is a ghost, a ghost"

Jun Xijiu held back her laughter and reminded, "This is a ghost market."

Pang Hai also remembered, he looked at the crowd, no, it should be said to be a crowd of ghosts.At first glance, they are all the same as ordinary people, there is no difference.

But if you look closely, you will find some horrifying differences.

There were two people talking not far away, and one of them dropped his eyeballs while talking. He caught it and pressed it into the sockets like a ghost.

Also, he thought the color of that person's scarf was pretty just now, but now he looked at it carefully, oh my god, what a scarf it is.It was clear that a long tongue was wrapped around his neck several times!

Not far away, there was a stall for trimming and shaving. A big man with a beard walked over and took off his head with his hand. He reached out and gestured like the boss what shape he wanted to make for his beard.

That's right, this is a real ghost market, not an ancient film and television city.

There are ghosts all around!

Pang Hai was visibly timid, he overestimated his mental capacity, now he is brave enough to stand still without giving up!

Jun Xijiu comforted: "Don't worry, the law and order is much better now. In the ghost city, almost no one dares to make trouble with ghosts. They were human beings before they were alive, so you can play in a city in the world. They are all a group of people who like to play cosplay. Enthusiasts will do."

Before working in a bar, there was a young lady who was a Two-dimensional lover. She once took Jun Xijiu to a local exhibition.Jun Xijiu, who has never watched anime, thought it was a gathering of monsters

Thinking of this, Pang Hai's courage value instantly rose again.

He has been to several exhibitions. In addition to the cute and cute girls, there are also some monsters and ghosts in strange shapes. Some of these ghosts are not as scary as them!

"Let's go, take you to play?"

After Pang Hai's fear faded away, what was left was slowly curiosity, but he reached out and grabbed Jun Xijiu's sleeve tightly.

Only by walking next to the boss can you feel safe.

When passing by a shop, Pang Hai was attracted by the smell wafting from the shop: "Smells so good, Brother Nine, shall we go in and have some food?"

He originally planned to go for supper, but he walked to the vicinity of the night market. He heard that Jun Xijiu was going to the ghost market, so he failed to eat.

Jun Xijiu saw his slander, and warned him in a low voice: "Remember, you are a living person, if you eat the food here, you will never go back."

Pang Hai suddenly became agitated, he came to his senses, and stopped talking about food, and took the initiative to pull Jun Xijiu forward.

The food is in front, but it is terrible, it is better to see it than to see it!

The more you go out, the more lively it is.There are fewer shops lined up on both sides, but there are more small stalls and hawkers.

"There are also VIP and low-price areas here?"

Jun Xijiu interjected: "The rules of the ghost market are similar to those of the human world. The rent of shops is very high, and vendors outside can set up stalls as long as they pay a deposit."

Pang Hai's eyes lit up when he watched Junxijiu. When he came out just now, he took a look at Junxijiu's shop. Compared with the nearby ones, the decoration is particularly luxurious!

"How much is the rent for the shop per year?" He was curious about the finances of the underworld. After all, burning paper for deceased relatives in the world is tens of billions.

Jun Xijiu was silent for a while, and then said a little embarrassedly: "I don't know this well, my shop is a permanent right to buy."

The pagoda tree spirit never told Jun Xijiu too much about the store, for fear of disturbing his study.He planned to let Jun Xijiu inherit his property after Jun Xijiu died, and now all he had to do was enjoy the beauty of the world.

Pang Hai: "..."

Damn rich!

Then he hugged his thigh resolutely: "Ninth brother, begging for cover before and after death!" If you follow the right boss, you can still be taken care of after death.

Jun Xijiu pulled out her legs: "Although I don't know how to do fortune telling, but your life is very vigorous, and it is easy to live to be 90 or 40 years old. My life is very short, and I probably won't live until [-] years old. After that, I can't take care of your life." arrive."

The underworld has the rules of the underworld, and one cannot easily interfere with the affairs of the living.Otherwise, the locust tree spirit would not always feel that he has been greatly wronged, and wanted him to live a better life, but was easily moved by Mrs. Wen, a junior who spent some money.

Pang Hai was startled, and asked worriedly: "Ninth brother, your body?"

He thought it was weird before, Jun Xijiu's skin was very fair.If you look closely, you will find that it is a sickly pallor.

Is there some terminal illness?

Jun Xijiu shrugged indifferently: "Well, my health is not good, but for me, there is no difference between living and dying."

He takes life and death very lightly, because life and death have no boundaries for him, it is just a conversion to another way of 'living'.

Pang Hai: "..."

The boss is the boss!