I really don't know anything

Jun Xijiu has become more obsessed with preaching since he changed his job.

Um, spread learning knowledge.

After the live broadcast room opened at the agreed time, the camera pointed at an alcohol blackboard, which said that there was a temporary emergency and waited for 10 minutes.

"I don't want to listen to the preaching of the Great Demon King anymore, it smells so good."

"Every time I watch the live broadcast of Lord Demon King's preaching, I feel pain and joy."

"I have completely become a Buddha, and pain and everything are just clouds."

"I, the third-year dog, either stay at home and listen to the preaching of the big devil, or go out to cram school, and I can't tell whether it is pain or enjoyment."

"I, Work Party, have now picked up my high school textbooks again."

"I, the father-to-be, am now taking notes for my future daughter."

"Don't stop me, I love learning, and learning makes me happy."

The above topic will be talked about almost every time the live broadcast is started. There are a lot of people squatting in the live broadcast room and shouting not to watch it again, but the goose always comes here on time.

Jun Xijiu was changing clothes. The embroiderer under the clothes he wanted yesterday had made them and sent them to him. He couldn't wait for the new clothes.

"Ah, ah, military uniform!!!"

"The National Day video is too blurry, so I will give you a high-definition version today."

"It's a good thing I didn't leave just now, hehehe."

"Wearing a military uniform and holding a pointer, he is full of aura."

"You have the ability to wear a military uniform, and you have the ability to wear cat ears!"

"Ever since I saw cat ears, I have always had a bold idea. Now I have no more ideas. My husband, I have washed and laid down. Come face me!"

In the past, Jun Xijiu had no big requirements for clothes as long as they could cover the body, be simple and convenient.Basically, he wears whatever the embroiderer gives him.After wearing a military uniform on National Day, he fell in love with it instantly.

Knock on the blackboard.

His expression turned majestic: "Quiet."

When Jun Xijiu said these words, the bullet screen was obviously reduced at a speed visible to the naked eye. The expression and tone just now were full of aggressiveness, and they were attacked.

Next is teaching time.

It was agreed in advance that there would be a big class every day during the National Day, and the live broadcast would be turned off when the time was up. Today, he promised Xing Che that he would go out with him to play.

Regardless of the uproar on the Internet afterwards, Jun Xijiu took Xing Che out.

Xing Che was bouncing forward while singing nursery rhymes, "Little rabbit, be good, open the door"

Professor Chen recently bought him a toy that can play nursery rhymes, probably because he has been brainwashed by listening too much, and he will want to sing a few words whenever his mouth is free.

A part of the nearby park has been expanded, adding a trampoline that Xing Che likes recently, and now he will take Professor Chen to play for a while every time after school.

Xing Che has a permanent small illusion. Outsiders can't see his real appearance, they will only think he is so cute, and they will forget what he looks like afterward. As for the people in the other world, everyone knows Xing Che's identity. no more.

Throwing Xingche on the trampoline, he can play for more than an hour by himself. The boss is also very strict with the children, so Jun Xijiu sits on a chair not far away to rest in peace.

I took the miscellaneous notes that I read half of last time and continued to watch.

I just turned two pages, and there was a woman in a casual suit sitting next to her. Her temperament looked like an elite backbone white-collar worker of a large company.After she sat down, she stared at some children playing on the merry-go-round not far away.

There was a faint and decent smile on his face.

After a while, she suddenly sighed and murmured, "I'm so happy to laugh."

Jun Xijiu closed the book and turned her head: "Do you have any wishes?"

This elite white-collar woman is a ghost.

She didn't feel surprised by Jun Xijiu's sudden question, but instead showed a look that was so true, with a faint smile on her face: "I heard from other ghosts that you will help us realize our unfulfilled wishes .”

"A ghost with a white hat said you'll be here soon."

Jun Xi knew it well, recently some ghosts suddenly came to his door, it was the result of the big-mouthed ghost with the white hat claiming to be a troubadour preaching to him everywhere.

"Well, what do you wish for?"

The elite white-collar woman introduced herself with a smile: "My name is Zhen Yang, and I suffer from smiling depression. I want to really smile once from the bottom of my heart."

The white hat seemed to give her a detailed science popularization of the process of realizing her wish. After Zhen Yang introduced himself, he began to tell about his wish.

"My therapist says I have smiling depression."

Jun Xijiu knew about this disease.

This disease mostly occurs in white-collar workers and service industries. Due to the needs of work, face, and etiquette, they habitually smile most of the time during the day.

This kind of smile is not a true feeling from the bottom of the heart, but a burden that becomes emotional depression over time.The pressure, troubles, and worries brought about by work, life, and other aspects make them continue to smile compulsively, and this disgusting cycle will only make them accumulate more and more depression and pain.

Zhen Yang had a professional smile on his face, but there was a look of pain in his eyes: "I keep smiling all the time, but I don't feel happy."

Depressed Smiling Syndrome will have a sweet smile when facing bosses, colleagues, and clients, but when facing parents, partners, and friends, they can't control their temper, venting all the depression and stress accumulated during the day on them.

She touched her face, with a wry smile in her tone: "I smile at my boss, colleagues, and customers during the day, but when I get home, I can't help but lose my temper with those close to me. Often a trivial matter can make me angry. "

My boyfriend was busy and asked if he could get me a glass of water.She knew in her heart that this was a normal request, just like she would ask her boyfriend to do her a little favor when she needed it.

However, I knew it was a matter of time, but I felt that it was an order when I heard it. I have had enough of the leader's command during the day, and I have to obey the orders of the people close to me after work.

"Then I couldn't help but get angry." Knowing it was wrong, "I just couldn't help it." In this vicious circle, the accumulation reached the limit and finally broke out once.

Zhen Yang still had a smile on his face when he said this: "We had a quarrel, and I was angry and wronged and ran out. I didn't pay attention to the road conditions and got into a car accident."

However, even after death, there is no liberation.

"When I see strangers, I will habitually smile for the first time." In fact, she is not happy at all, and even wants to spit maliciously when she sees some things.

Cursing in my heart, I still smile on my face.

After Zhen Yang finished explaining, she asked with a smile: "Can you make me smile once?" The smile on her face was perfect, decent and natural.

It was the first time for Jun Xijiu to face this kind of problem, he pondered for a while, and then asked: "Do you have any fanciful dreams?"

Zhen Yang thought for a while and said, "Become a fairy?" This was when she was watching Journey to the West, and she thought the seven fairies in it were so pretty, and she also wanted to live in the Heavenly Palace.

Jun Xijiu glanced at Xing Che, the little guy was having a good time.

"Close your eyes."

If you want to fulfill your wish, it is best not to ask about unnecessary things. The white hat has also explained this to her. Zhen Yang closed his eyes cooperatively, with a hint of expectation in his heart.

Suddenly felt the wind blowing on the cheek.

moment.

"Open your eyes."

Zhen Yang opened his eyes, his pupils involuntarily constricted slightly.She looked at the scene in front of her with some astonishment, the sunset at dusk, and large expanses of burning clouds were approaching.

It is really close in front of your eyes, you can touch it with your hand.

There were also big clouds under her feet, she stood up carefully, and Zhen Yang immediately found that the clothes on her body had also changed, it was a very dreamy colorful dress exuding radiance.

Almost like a fairy.

The touch of the soles of the feet is very soft, as if standing on a soft mattress, taking a tentative step, unexpectedly able to stand firmly, but the touch feels like walking on flat ground.When she reached the edge of the cloud, she stopped.

Jun Xijiu stood on another cloud, and he suggested, "You are a fairy now, you can fly over."

Zhen Yang was a little scared, she was in the sky now.

Jun Xijiu snapped his fingers, "Now I can fly."

Zhen Yang felt that her back was a little heavy, she turned her head and looked, and there was a pair of big wings behind her.Although Chinese-style fairy clothes with Western-style angel wings are somewhat nondescript, but inexplicably feel at ease, and at the same time, something is broken in my heart.

She thought about flapping her wings, and then her body literally floated.Now you don't need to be urged by Jun Xijiu, just do it according to your inner thoughts.

Fly.

Her body was dragged by the wings to swim among the clouds, and her face hurt from the wind, but she didn't want to slow down at all.

Faster, faster.

In the air, she doesn't have to worry about accidents at all, and can fly as she pleases.Lowered from the clouds to a distance where the ground could be seen clearly, she flew over the city below, and things were particularly vast from the perspective of the sky.

A subway that took an hour to get to work can now be reached in seconds.

After flying around the whole city, Zhen Yang slowly slowed down. She used to be busy with work during the day, and it was already late at night when she got off work. Sometimes she was so tired that she didn’t want to get familiar with it and just went to sleep. She didn’t even know the things around her. I have observed it well.

She discovers many new things that she didn't know before.

It turned out that a favorite snack was sold in a shop not far from my home, but I didn't pay attention to it when I passed by after get off work.There is also a small park a few minutes away from the apartment I rented. The scenery is very beautiful. It will be very pleasant to enjoy the cool and rest here at night.

She also found the cake shop that her best friend had recommended. It was in a small alley. She had passed by the avenue countless times but never thought of turning back to take a look.

It turned out that she missed so many things.

Jun Xijiu looked at Zhen Yang who flew back and asked, "Are you happy?"

Zhen Yang sat on a cloud with her knees hugged, her wings wrapped her whole body, she suddenly said: "I sing very well, do you want to listen?"

Jun Xijiu sat down nearby, nodded: "En."

Zhen Yang sang nursery rhymes, many of which he had heard Xing Che sing in the past two days.She sang very ecstasy, praised herself and said it was beautiful, but in fact she ran away very badly.

When she finished singing the last song, she suddenly laughed out loud, and then with a narrow smile on her face: "Hahaha sorry, I did it on purpose just now."

Jun Xijiu: "..."

It was really a magic sound just now.

Zhen Yang stopped laughing, she cleared her throat and changed to another song.Her voice is very clean, with an air of ethereal, as she said, very pleasant to hear.

After singing a song, Zhen Yang asked, "Is this a dream?"

Jun Xijiu was silent for a while: "Yes."

Zhen Yang propped his chin with his hands, looking at the magnificent clouds.

"Thank you, I'm very happy, really." This time she didn't have the proper smile on her face just now, but her whole body was filled with joy.

Zhen Yang asked: "Can I keep this state until it disappears?" Even in her dream, she is very happy, and here she can throw away all her troubles.

Jun Xijiu nodded: "Yes"

Zhen Yang smiled and flew away again.

Jun Xijiu opened her eyes, and the capable aura of the elite backbone of the woman wearing casual suits around her disappeared, replaced by a faint tranquility.

There was a smile on her lips.

He glanced at Xing Che who was giggling on the trampoline, then lowered his head and continued to read the book in his hand.

I wish you a lifetime of worry-free life.