I really don't know anything

In the middle of the sea, there is a lonely boat floating.

Yiye is not an adjective, but the body of the boat is a big leaf.If you look carefully, you will find that it is a slender bamboo leaf magnified many times.

Jun Xijiu and Pang Hai sat side by side at the stern of the boat, each holding a fishing rod and a wooden bucket beside him.There is already a fish, two crabs, three or five shrimp inside.

Note: All of these were caught by Pang Hai.

Seeing that the float was moving, Jun Xijiu hurriedly took up the pole, pulled up the fishing line and saw that it was still empty, it was really empty, even the bait on the hook disappeared.This is obviously a clever and cunning fish, eating the food but not taking the bait.

Jun Xijiu: "..."

Inner self-comfort.

He is a cat, it's normal for him not to entertain fish.

At this time, Pang Hai's float also began to shake. Pang Hai leaned back, and the blood vessels on the back of his hand protruded. Help." His body also had a tendency to slide.

Jun Xijiu cast a gravity spell on Pang Hai. The bamboo leaf boat is only slightly bent around to prevent water from flowing in. There are no barriers to block it, so it is easy to fall.

Another powerful spell was slapped on his arm.

When Pang Hai stabilized, he stood up and stepped back. Now his whole body was full of strength, and he pulled and swung his arms vigorously together, and saw a small crimson fish being pulled up.

It's really small, not as big as a palm.

Pang Hai was also surprised. He stared at the immobile little fish hanging on the boom and said in amazement: "It's so small, why is it so powerful?" I thought it would catch a shark.

Jun Xijiu stepped forward to untie the little fish that was motionless as if it was dead from the hook. When he touched it, the little fish twitched and then stopped moving.

Pang Hai interjected: "This can't be the essence?"

After hearing this, Xiaoyu's body twitched again.

Jun Xijiu poked its head amusedly: "Little boy, don't go ashore casually next time." The tail shook again, pretending to be dead still had so many flaws.

He squatted down and put the little fish back into the sea. When it came into contact with the water, the little fish swam away in an instant. It was so fast that it disappeared in the blink of an eye.

Pang Hai said lightly: "It's really a genius."

He has seen many refined animals and plants around Jun Xijiu, he has even seen ghosts, and at this time he is already surprised.Since it has become a spirit, it will naturally be released.Pang Hai packed his fishing line and continued to fish while sitting in the stern of the boat.

There wasn't enough fish in the bucket for a meal for two.

The two of them originally planned to go surfing, but when they rushed to the coast excitedly, they found that there were children urinating directly in the water, and some adults spit directly in an uncivilized way.

Jun Xijiu was a bit obsessed with cleanliness, and lost interest in an instant.

It’s just that it’s always unhappy to come back so disappointed after coming out. It’s more fun to go out to sea by boat and find a sea area where no one is disturbed.

"Let's continue fishing. I must catch a big rod!" Pang Hai excitedly hung the bait on the hook and threw it into the water. He was addicted to fishing.

Jun Xijiu put away the boom, took out a book from the space bag and flipped through it. He didn't get anything for an hour and he didn't plan to play anymore.Unless he cheated, he couldn't compare to Pang Hai, whose horoscope is water and whose name also has a bonus.

Someone will do it for you, just eat the fish directly later.

Speaking of fish, is the fishy smell around it a bit heavier?

With sharp eyes, Pang Hai exclaimed, "Ninth brother, fish, school of fish!"

Jun Xijiu took his eyes out of the book and glanced around, only to see a large group of densely packed fish surrounded from all directions.

Wait, there is a monster.

His eyes fixed on a water area, where a splash suddenly rose, and a woman with a charming appearance emerged from the water.There was also a small scarlet fish the size of a palm hanging in her hair, it was the spermed little fish they had just let go.

Pang Hai was not frightened, but a little excited: "Mei, mermaid?"

The beauty emerged from the water, with her feet directly on the water.Pang Hai suddenly felt a burst of disappointment, he didn't see the tail of the fish, it seemed that he was no longer a mermaid.

Jun Xijiu turned his head aside, the beauty didn't wear clothes.Although the key parts are covered by the hair, there is still a large area of ​​skin exposed all over the body.

"Hehehe, what a cute little guy." The beauty covered her lips and laughed when she saw Jun Xijiu's reaction, and said with a shallow blessing: "I thank you for not killing me."

The little fish hiding in the beauty's hair also yelled: "Woooo, woooo."

The beauty pulled the little fish out and held it in her hands, her voice was full of tenderness: "This is my son, the dog ran into you just now because of his playfulness, these fish are my reward." The school of fish floated quietly around the boat.

It's impolite not to look directly at others when talking, but it's also a bit impolite to look directly, Jun Xijiu pulls out of the space bag, pulls out a coat and blows it over with the wind.

Afraid that the other party would not accept it, he explained: "This dress has not been worn on the body."

The beauty smiled lightly and put the clothes on her body.This is an outer gown, one of Jun Xijiu's gowns, whether it is embroidered or otherwise, it is exquisite and gorgeous, and she likes it very much.

The clothes are a little too big for a beauty, and some of them are dragged on the water, but they are not soaked. They are woven with embroidery threads, which are fireproof, waterproof and dustproof.

"You can turn around."

Jun Xijiu glanced at the densely packed fish in the water, which was too dense to make the scalp numb. He pointed at these fish and said, "Just fishing was just for fun."

The beauty waved her hands knowingly, and the school of fish scattered away in an instant.

She hadn't met such an interesting and kind human being for a long time, and wanted to talk to him more, so she pulled the clothes on her back and walked straight over.

The bamboo-leaf boat was very simple, and the beauty sat on the floor without disdain. Jun Xijiu and Pang Hai sat back and opposite her, and the little fish jumped into the bucket in the middle.

beauty:"……"

Stupid son, throw yourself into the trap directly.

Pang Hai played with the pearl in his hand, and asked, "Aren't all mermaids half-human and half-fish?" I really wanted to ask just now, but the beauty looked at him with a somewhat terrifying look, as if planning to come from somewhere. General slaughter.

When the beauty left, Xiaoyu wanted to go with Pang Hai.

Pang Hai is naturally attracted to aquatic creatures, and he has a strong water breath on his body. Compared with the natural enemy breath carried by Jun Xijiu, the little fish likes Pang Hai more.

In fact, to put it bluntly, it is playful, and I want to wander in the human world.

Jun Xijiu continued to read the book that had just read the beginning, turned a page, and replied casually: "Humans are uniquely blessed when they cultivate, and all spirits and monsters will refer to the human form when they transform into shapes. To be precise, they are fish. It is not mermaids who cultivate to become elites, the mermaids you think of are foreign races."

The last time he went abroad, he didn't want to be a transport array like a drum washing machine or a plane when he returned to the city. He returned to China on that vampire's boat.

When passing through a sea area on the way, a mermaid suddenly came out to collect the escort fee.The vampire is a smuggler, and the route map of the sea area is very dangerous, and the help of the mermaid tribe is indispensable to pass smoothly.

Pang Hai: "..."

They also charge protection fees, are mermaids so down-to-earth?

Jun Xijiu added another sentence: "Mermaid is the name of an ethnic group, not specifically referring to women."

That day, Jun Xijiu was sitting on the deck enjoying the sea view, when suddenly more than 100 mermaids popped out.Except for the good looking ones in the lead, the other looks are a bit strange.From the perspective of human aesthetic style, lotus root is quite delicious.

Pang Hai's beautiful fantasy was instantly shattered, but his mentality recovered after a moment of disillusionment, at least the fish essence just now was really beautiful.

"Ninth brother, are you hungry, do you want to eat grilled fish?"

Jun Xijiu's eyes lit up, and his voice was full of joy: "Yes!" Ever since he became a cat, he has had an indescribable love for fish.

He also took out the seasoning.

Pang Hai has been fat since he was a child. When he was a child, he thought that baby fat would disappear.Seeing that he still couldn't lose weight after growing up, Pang's mother became a little anxious, fearing that he would not find a wife, so she would teach him to cook.At least he has the skills to coax a daughter-in-law back.

What he is best at is BBQ.

Speaking of which, under the influence of his strong woman sister, Pang Hai has been very self-reliant since he was a child. When he was in junior high school, he used the summer vacation time to set up a barbecue stall with the grill at home. The sauce made by his mother is delicious, and the business is very hot. All tuition fees are self-earned.

Jun Xijiu set off a flame for Pang Hai, at first he could calm down and read a book, but after the scent came out, he couldn't move his eyes from staring at the grilled fish.

"It's foggy?" Pang Hai was about to smear another layer of sauce when his vision was suddenly obstructed. When he turned his head, thick fog suddenly appeared around him.

Jun Xijiu cast a wind spell to disperse the mist.

Jingle Bell.

In the depths of the dense fog, there was a crisp sound of bells, approaching from far away, at an extremely fast speed, and the sound soon felt close to the ears.

It was a fishing boat with a string of bells on the tip of the mast.When it got closer, the fishing boat stopped on its own initiative, and a middle-aged man came out of it.

He was also a little surprised when he saw the two of them, and then said enthusiastically: "Oh, why do you dare to come to the depths of the island in a wooden boat? It's too dangerous. When there is a heavy storm, your boat will be blown over. Why don't you hide in Uncle's boat first?"

Jun Xijiu squinted her eyes and replied, "Okay." The bamboo leaf boat itself used a trick to deceive the eyes, and outsiders would think it was a small wooden boat when they saw it.

The uncle was also very happy. He walked to the side of the boat and said, "Come here, come over here. I'll tie it to my boat and I'll send you back when the wind and rain subside. You two are brave. It's quite big, young people are"

It seemed that he realized that his tone was too heavy, and swallowed back the words that followed.

Uncle’s fishing boat had a hut, and he called the two of them to come in: “Uncle, there are still wrapped dumplings here, do you want some?” Hot water was boiling in a pot fixed in the middle of the house, and he opened the freezer on the side .

There are many rows of kneaded dumplings inside.

Jun Xijiu shook her head: "No, we had dinner just now."

Pang Hai also realized that something was wrong, he held up the grilled fish in his hand and asked with a smile: "Don't bother me, we were grilling fish just now, and we are already full. This one is grilled just now. My craft is pretty good, would you like one?"

The uncle looked at them shaking his head, and his expression flashed with worry: "You dare to play with fire in a wooden boat. You are really not afraid of trouble." He sniffed his nose, and was also a little moved by the grilled fish.

Jun Xijiu took the fish from Pang Hai's hand and passed it on: "Our stomachs are full and we don't want to waste it. We were still worrying about what to do with this one just now."

The uncle was also happy, took the fish and said: "Then uncle is greedy for your fish."

He took a bite, looked amazed, smiled and gave Pang Hai a thumbs-up, and said, "Young man's craftsmanship is good, he's almost comparable to Uncle."

The fish was not big, so he ate it in two or three bites.After wiping his mouth, he poured two more cups of hot water for the two of them, and took two more fruits from the cabinet as a gift in return.

The uncle began to add seasoning to the pot, chatting with each other: "I think your grades are also college students, and so is my daughter. Today she is on vacation and I will go pick her up."

Pang Hai replied with a smile: "Yes, both of us are from NUS."

The uncle was surprised, and gave a thumbs up with some admiration in his eyes: "Hey, I didn't expect to be two Wenqu stars. Uncle's boat pulled you past, and I also got some literary spirit."

The uncle is talkative, and Pang Hai can talk.

In a short while, a lot of useful information was obtained.

The uncle's surname is Ren, and he lives on a nearby island.

He has a daughter named Ren You who is a freshman in a normal university near the island, and this time the boat is to pick up her daughter who is going home on vacation.

"My daughter likes to eat the dumplings I made for her the most. She called just now and said she wanted to eat them right away, so I brought some here so that she can eat them on the way."

Pang Hai patted his stomach and sighed: "Hey, I really regret that I ate so much fish just now to fill my stomach. It's a pity that I didn't have the chance to eat uncle's dumplings this time. Uncle, isn't your island a tourist attraction? My friends and I will go there and try it later. Taste Uncle’s Craftsmanship”

Uncle Ren also replied with a bold smile: "Okay, my family provides a homestay. Your aunt is very tidy, and everything in the house is very clean. It is also fate that we met. When you come to play, the meal money will be free for you." gone."

"You come to play during the holidays, and then I can let my daughter be your tour guide. Our island has a wild sea of ​​flowers, which is very beautiful. Many people come here to take wedding photos, and even hosted the crew to shoot TV dramas. That's the one."

Pang Hai also patted his chest and replied that he would definitely go to play.

At this time, the hull shook slightly, and then the sound of crackling raindrops and whistling wind was heard. The heavy rain that Uncle Ren just mentioned was coming at this time.

Through the glass of the boat, the bamboo leaf boat tied to the fishing boat could be seen shaking violently. Uncle Ren reprimanded the two of them softly: "See, that kind of small wooden boat is suitable for swimming in the lake, how can it go to the sea, if it is not met uncle"

Pang Hai also pretended to be scared and said again and again that it was dangerous.

The journey passed in the conversation.

"Hey, here we are."

Uncle Ren docked the boat skillfully. He stood on the shore and looked around. When he saw a girl in a pastoral-style floral dress, he tiptoed and waved.

"Yuyou, here, dad is here."

Ren You was stunned when he heard the shout, rubbed his eyes, his expression seemed a little unbelievable, but he ran over quickly.After she saw Uncle Ren's face at a close distance, tears immediately soared, and she cried, "Dad!"

Uncle Ren was frightened, and he hugged his daughter with helpless comfort: "Hey, hey, don't cry, did you get wronged at school? Who bullied you? You tell Dad, let's find him Seek reason and don't cry"

After crying for a long time, Ren You finally got over it. She touched her tears, smiled and shook her head and said, "No one bullies me, but I haven't left Dad for a long time, and I miss you a little."

Uncle Ren immediately showed a smiling face, the corners of his mouth were raised high, and his tone revealed obvious joy. He stroked the girl's hair: "Such a big girl who still misses home every day, is really a child who can't grow up."

Ren You stared at Uncle Ren with almost greedy eyes, she still had tears on her face, but she smiled and said coquettishly: "I don't want to grow up, and stay with Dad every day."

Uncle Ren was happy seeing his daughter's attachment. Only then did he notice the skirt Ren You was wearing, and his face became unhappy. He pulled her back and reprimanded her: "It's windy and windy outside, hurry up and go into the boathouse, really, Wearing skirts for the sake of beauty in such a cold day, you will suffer from the pain in your bones when you get old."

He paused to look at Jun Xijiu and Pang Hai, and suggested, "You guys also come in to hide from the rain, and leave when the rain subsides."

Jun Xijiu nodded.

After Pang Hai glanced at the sun hanging high in the sky, he followed without saying anything.

After entering the house, the uncle opened the small freezer and took out the dumplings. The soup that had been boiled in advance was already very fragrant, so he directly put the dumplings in.

Uncle Ren said while he was busy: "Jiaozi will be ready later, you talk to these two students first, they are Wenqu stars who have been admitted to NUS."

Ren You nodded: "Okay." She agreed, but her eyes were still fixed on Uncle Ren's busy figure.

After the dumplings were cooked, Ren You looked at Jun Xijiu's expression of disapproval and shook her head slightly. She took the bowl, buried her head in the mouth and ate it, tears dripping into the bowl.

She said in a crying voice: "It's delicious."

Uncle Ren proudly said, "You have loved food since you were a child, why haven't you gotten tired of eating it for more than ten years?" He said so, but his tone was full of joy.

Ren You pulled a dumpling into his mouth, swallowed it and said, "Dad, I will never get tired of the dumplings you made even if I eat them all my life."

"Hey, the wind and rain have subsided."

Pang Hai received Jun Xijiu's signal and said: "Uncle, I was a little greedy when I smelled the fragrance just now. Let's think about it. This time, we are going out for fun. Where are we going for fun? Why don't we just go back with you guys?" Got it."

Uncle Ren was also happy: "Okay, there are ready-made dumplings at home, and I will cook them in the pot when I get back. The contents of your stomachs should have been digested."

The boat launched again.

On the way, Ren You covered his stomach and frowned, his expression showed a bit of pain, but he quickly endured it, with a happy smile still on his face.

"this is for you."

Uncle Ren made a joke when he saw the kindness: "The young man still has candy with him."

Pang Hai explained: "My friend is low in sugar and needs to be replenished at any time."

Uncle Ren looked stunned, and then casually posted an advertisement: "There are beekeepers on our island, and they collect honey on the spot as much as you want, without adulteration. If you are emotional, let Yoyo take you there when you have time, for my sake I can give you a [-]% discount."

Chatting all the way, we soon arrived at the island.

As soon as we landed, pointing to the flowers growing on the roadside, Uncle Ren started to explain: "These are all wild on the roadside, and we still have a large sea of ​​flowers here."

Go some way.

Uncle Ren pointed to a small three-story building: "Here we are, that building is my home."

Ren You stepped forward and took out the key to open the door.

She smiled softly, stretched out her hands, and said in a trembling voice, "Dad, we're home."

"Hey, I'm home." Uncle Ren walked into the house with a smile.

The moment he walked into the house, he turned into a dead bone and fell down.

Ren You squatted on the ground, took out a tissue from her bag and began to wipe the dust and dirt on the dead bones, she whispered: "My dad lost contact two years ago."

She quarreled with people at school, and didn't want to stay in the school that made her feel depressed for a moment, so she lied to her father that their school was closed early and asked him to come pick her up.

That day, there was a storm.

Tears fell on the dry bones one by one, Ren You still couldn't help but burst into tears: "I'm sorry Dad, I shouldn't be willful, I'm sorry", but thousands of sorry can't change the fact that her father has left her forever .

When Ren You's mood stabilized, Jun Xijiu took out a few more 'candies' and handed them over, saying: "If you don't eat what you just ate, you may be sick for a few days. This can dispel evil spirits and regulate your body."

Ren You took it over: "Thank you."

Just now a voice came directly into her mind to remind her not to eat that bowl of dumplings that was two years late, and at the same time explained what was going on.

There is a funeral at the host's house, and they are not easy to bother.

Pang Hai looked directly at the sunshine outside, and tears flowed out. He suddenly said: "I'm sorry, brother Jiu, I don't want to play anymore." He really wants to go home now, his mother must have eaten a lot at home Yes, you can eat it when you go back.

Jun Xijiu nodded: "Yes."

He was also homesick.