Beta was teased by me

The equipment room is at the east gate of the school, and the teaching building is in the southwest. Sheng Cifan traveled through most of the school just to listen to Coach Chen's two lectures.I was only invited as a parent a few days ago, and I was forced to skip half of the class today. If I meet Gou Feng who is patrolling again, it will be...

"stop!"

Sheng Cifan slapped himself in the heart, good spirits do not work bad spirits!

Sheng Cifan gritted his back molars, stood upright on the spot, with his hands hanging by his sides, and greeted him in a similar manner: "Hello, Director, why are you here?"

Gou Feng snorted from his throat: "Are you in PE class again?"

Sheng Cifan twitched his lips, and began to make up excuses in his head, and blurted out a textbook-like review: "No, no, how can I have physical education every day? Senior three should focus on academics, correct their learning attitude, and be comprehensive in morality, intelligence, physical education, art and labor. development, to demonstrate the excellent..."

Gou Feng didn't like this, and even had an immune reaction to Sheng Cifan's eloquent review, "Why are you absent from class?"

Sheng Cifan looked at his nose, nose, nose and heart, and with a harmless face, he answered very seriously: "I'm allergic to the toilet in the teaching building, so I come to the gymnasium."

With his hands behind his back, Gou Feng let out a thin, cold snort.

Sheng Cifan opened his mouth like walking on eggshells, and when he was about to give a concrete supplement to his reasons, a puddle of off-white secretion with unknown composition fell on the top of Gou Feng's head.

The two raised their heads in unison, one bird committed the crime and escaped, the other followed behind, imitating the fugitive in front, and dropped another pile of excrement, which landed on Gou Feng's forehead with a "slap".

Two birds flew to the distance of "The Fugitive".

The man who worked so hard to maintain his image had a livid face, and it would not be an exaggeration to say that it looked like an ancient battlefield filled with gunpowder.

Sheng Cifan stretched his jawline, pursed his lips tightly, bit the tender flesh in his mouth with his teeth, and kept warning himself not to smile, but the curved peach eyes completely betrayed him.

Gou Feng's face was ferocious, his melon-seeded eyes were wide open.

Sheng Cifan thought he had to seize the time to perform well, so he picked up local materials, grabbed a leaf from the ground, and wrinkled his nose close to it.

He was a head and a neck taller than Gou Feng, so he could easily see the "crime scene" on his head.

He carefully brushed aside Gou Feng's hair with his fingers, and found that the forty-year-old head teacher was... balder than he imagined.

The top of the middle-aged man's head is so smooth that it can reflect the light, but it is not so bright because of the slightly lush hair on both sides. At this moment, he has completely pushed aside a few weeds, and the Mediterranean Sea is unobtrusively exposed.

Sheng Cifan imagined that he would become like this in the future, his heart trembled, his hands trembled twice, and then the wet bird droppings exploded on the top of Gou Feng's head.

"Sheng Cifan!"

Gou Feng roared angrily, and the birds dozing in the branches were frightened and flew away. Sheng Cifan hurriedly jumped out of two positions, for fear that the flying objects would throw some anorectal waste at him because of getting up.

"Master, director, I'm sorry, you wait here for a while, I'll buy you some tissues?"

Gou Feng raised his hand and wiped his forehead, a foul smell rushed into his nostrils, he sneezed twice, Sheng Cifan moved back two more positions.

"You, you go and clean all the men's toilets in the teaching building!"

Sheng Cifan couldn't accept this punishment, "Director, I'm allergic to the toilet over there."

Gou Feng's tone couldn't be ignored, and he pointed in the direction of the teaching building: "I'll let you desensitize well."

A familiar figure came into sight, Gou Feng turned his back to that person, Sheng Cifan could see it clearly.

When the man saw Gou Feng, he quickly turned around and retreated.

There is an unwritten rule in the school, that is, the law does not punish top students who are both excellent in character and learning...

"Hey, Lu Xiuyang, what are you doing here?"

Gou Feng was indeed attracted to him.

This is a gold medal for avoiding death that can help him escape punishment, and the wishful thinking in Sheng Cifan's heart was rattling.

Lu Xiuyang tightened his fingers while holding the plastic bag, and greeted Shanggoufeng's embarrassed face politely and distantly: "Hello, Director."

Gou Feng: ...

He forgot the words, and scolded Sheng Cifan dozens of times in his heart. He was already ashamed to embarrass himself in front of a student, but now there is another one, and he is still the first in grade held by the teachers of all subjects.

The first grader is already defiant, how will he discipline the students in the future?

"Director, here it is."

A pack of tissues was handed to him, and Gou Feng took it with an embarrassed expression, "What's the matter with you?"

Lu Xiuyang looked calm: "Go to the toilet."

Gou Feng froze when he wiped his forehead: "You also need desensitization?"

Sheng Cifan turned his head away, imagining Gou Feng's out-of-control expression management in a divergent way.

Lu Xiuyang's eyes fell on Sheng Cifan's face behind Gou Feng. He didn't particularly understand Gou Feng's meaning, but he subconsciously thought that being a top student would not be punished for a trivial matter, so he gave a light "hmm".

Sheng Cifan turned his head back, his eyes were facing each other, and before he could be shocked, his eardrums were hurt by Gou Feng's roar: "You two go to wash the toilet for me, immediately, and you are not allowed to leave school until you finish washing!! !"

Death-free gold medal: ...

Sheng Cifan:? ? ?

As a result, grade one and grade one were desensitized by the grade director because of their allergies to the toilets in the teaching building.

"Brother Sheng, the pit here is a bit wet, come here and drag it."

"Brother Sheng, the smell here is a bit coquettish, go ahead."

"..."

Blue blood vessels popped out of Sheng Cifan's hand holding the mop, and he raised his head to meet a few bullies, the light in his eyes turned into a dark and dangerous aura, and his arm hooked around a person's neck at random: "Believe it or not, I'll let you You have a lesson in the toilet?"

When the class bell rang, a group of people who had been booing around the toilet ran away, fearing that Gou Feng would catch them and desensitize together.

The restroom finally regained its quietness.

Sheng Cifan dropped the mop, rushed his hands, took out his mobile phone, and slid his fingers lazily across the screen, the group news 99+

Westernization Movement: Can anyone tell me when the rule that the law does not blame the superior was overturned?

Da Fei: From then on, the prince broke the law and committed the same crime as the common people.

Love English: My prince, even washing the toilet is fresh and refined.

Lu Xiuyang washes the toilet.jpg

Sheng Cifan clicked on the photo. The man was wiping the sink with a bucket and a rag in his hand. He looked a little... virtuous?

……

In fact, the toilets are cleaned almost every class break, so there is no need for them to clean them, but everyone will deliberately tease them for fun.

Sheng Cifan leaned on the sink, clicked on WeChat, and found a blank avatar, the name was also a simple period, he thought for a while, and typed in the input box: What's the matter with you?

After thinking about it, delete it.

It's not right to ask, what's going on with you, what's going on?

Why are you late?

How can I be allergic to toilets?

How could he be caught by Gou Feng?

Also put in the box: Is washing the toilet fun?

Click Send.

1 minute, no reply.

2 minutes, no news.

……

10 minutes later: A red circled 1 appears in the upper left corner of the white avatar frame, click on it - idiot.

Sheng Cifan: ...

Symbolically serving the people a class in the toilet, Sheng Cifan planned to go to the swimming pool to take a shower and change his clothes. After all, he was a bit of a mild clean freak, and he always felt that he had an indescribable smell.

When I ran into Lu Xiuyang who was about to go back to the classroom, his expression was extremely bad. This guy used to be a pushover. His clothes must be clean and his whole body must be clean.The clothes in front of me were slightly wrinkled, some water stains fell on the hem of the clothes, and the hostility between the eyebrows dropped the air pressure of the whole body by several degrees. It was inconsistent with the previous non-human fireworks.

Sheng Cifan: "Oh, why don't we go take a shower together?"

Lu Xiuyang lowered his jaw slightly, put on his stinky airs out of habit, and condescendingly said "um".

The swimming pool is next to the gymnasium. Sheng Cifan, as a professional swimmer, is naturally equipped with a key for the convenience of his extra training.

He unlocked it with ease, and then took out a set of clothes from his personal closet, including a white round-neck T-shirt and black sports trousers.

"I didn't put the school uniform on, so you just wear it. It's all white anyway, and it's not obvious if it's mixed with the school uniform. This is the shower card, and the towels are new."

Lu Xiuyang didn't take anything, but just raised his eyelids: "You go first."

Sheng Cifan stuffed things to him: "Don't be silly."

Lu Xiuyang stuffed the things back, and went through the closet to find the clothes on his own, without seeing anything.

Sheng Cifan snorted, and simply let him go, grabbed a towel and went into the shower room.

Lu Xiuyang rummaged through the closet twice, Sheng Cifan was a sports student, and his clothes were simple sportswear, the left and right were just different colors, mostly black and white, even the same style, he had different colors , It's a bit of a collection control.The clothes are hung on hangers, neat and tidy, smelling carefully, it also smells of lemongrass.

The drawer at the bottom of the closet was not closed tightly, Lu Xiuyang caught a few silhouettes from a small crack, underwear!

Two or three closets next to them were wide open, and their underwear and clothes were in a chaotic pile without any order.

In my impression, sports students should be like the latter.

Sheng Cifan came out after wiping his hair, mixed with the faint scent of sage, Lu Xiuyang tilted his head, pushed his fingers inadvertently, and hung the clothes that were stitched up and fished out casually in the crook of his arm, implying: "You It's pretty tricky."

Sheng Cifan didn't quite understand, he just replied taciturnly: "That is."

A plastic bag was hung on the handle outside the cabinet, and the three big red characters of "infirmary" were clearly printed on the bag.

Sheng Cifan was stunned at the words, and it took him a while to regain his thoughts, so Lu Xiuyang was late because he went to the infirmary?

Sheng Cifan: "Oh, is this for me?"

Lu Xiuyang said casually: "Well, and then I was involved in washing the toilet."

Sheng Cifan coughed twice in embarrassment, straightened his waist, and said stiffly: "I didn't know that the gold medal for avoiding death would also overturn."

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