Brocade without a knife

"I'm alone, how can you be so big as a junior?" the national teacher in Taoist clothes said coldly, he still looked down at the charcoal fire intently, his forehead was smooth and full, and the bridge of his nose was straight. With a few silver threads mixed in, just looking at that face, you can't see the legendary age of over a hundred years old at all.

He Si was not angry when he knocked him down, he had seen the national teacher a few times when he was walking with his godfather in and out of the palace, and every time he would sneer at him and make his godfather unable to step down.Originally, according to his godfather's violent temper, ordinary people would have been skinned and boned long ago, made into human leather bags and hung on the city gate for public display.

But this one is different. It is said that this Mr. Nayin, who has served as the national teacher for three consecutive dynasties, is as powerful as a god.Sprinkling beans to form soldiers is a trick. During the reign of the first emperor, there was a year of severe drought and locust plagues. The fields had no crops, and the roads were full of starvation. Even the rich households in the capital were almost out of surplus food.Seeing that there is no need for other countries to send troops, Dayan himself is about to perish.

The first emperor had no choice but to bring his godfather to the gate of Sitianjian crying, and said a lot of good things, and moved out all eighteen emperors of his ancestors. Well, I finally invited this Mr. Nayin to come out of the mountain.

This story was told by his godfather to He Si. At that time, He Si was struggling to survive among the piles of corpses and bones, and he failed to see the spectacular scene of Mr. Nayin opening an altar to pray for rain.

His godfather said so much that the stars flew straight into his mouth, and described the spectacle as mysterious and wonderful, as divine as it is miraculous.

It is only said that the scorching sun was in the sky that day, scorching the ground so that not a single blade of grass could grow, and the tails of the owls on the palace were burned by the sun.

A small three-foot-long table was placed on the Temple of Heaven. On the table were only a broken incense burner and a bronze tripod of unknown age.There is no fire or firewood in the copper tripod, but there is boiling water in the tripod.Mr. Nayin went up to the Temple of Heaven alone. First he offered three sticks of incense, and then suddenly a dagger the size of a palm appeared in his hand. The dagger was a cold iron soldier that the old factory owner had never seen before. A gust of cold air rushed from the soles of the feet to the top of the head, and the weather was obviously heating up, but everyone felt that they were living in a cold weather.

The plot after that was wonderful. He Si was ignorant at that time, and would pester his godfather to tell this story repeatedly whenever he was bored.It wasn't until his godfather couldn't take it anymore that he beat him up violently, and threw him away to sweep the bucket for three days, and He Si honestly didn't ask about the story anymore.

Although it has been a few years, Hesi still remembers the description of his godfather with relish.

It was said that the moment the dagger was unsheathed, Mr. Nayin grabbed it towards the southeast corner of the palace as fast as lightning.Under the bright and clear sky, above the majestic imperial city, there suddenly sounded a shrill cry that seemed like a crane but not a crane, like an eagle but not an eagle.

But the old factory owner widened his eyes, but he couldn't find a bird's feather in the sky. On the contrary, the late emperor, who was the most respected ninety-five, looked pale at the actions of his national teacher, and moved his lips tremblingly for a long time, but couldn't find it. Say a word.

Mr. Nayin grasped and retracted, and threw his empty hand into the boiling copper cauldron. There was a loud pop, and the stench rose into the sky along with the steaming water mist.

Hesi's godfather said that he had never smelled such a bad smell in his life, it was like a house full of rotten fish and rotten shrimp in the summer, so disgusting that many people vomited at that time.His godfather held on to the face of the admiral of the East Factory and didn't vomit, but he couldn't eat for three days after going back, and he almost burped from hunger.

The boiling water in the copper tripod rolled like an explosion for a while and then gradually calmed down. The cloudless clear sky did not know when dark clouds gathered, thunder roared from the sky, and the torrential rain that had not been seen for several months suddenly fell. The group of masters and servants in the palace was chilled out, only the one on the altar of heaven didn't even have a hair wet, and he put away the dagger like a fairy, and floated away.

Later, the first emperor quietly told his godfather that he asked for rain that day. He saw the national teacher pull out a strange bird with a black body from the void. The bird had feathers on its head and extremely long tail feathers. The phoenix on the head wall in the inner beam is somewhat similar, but let alone the color, just looking at the red eyes of the strange bird, one can see a strong evil spirit.

The godfather heard it, but he didn't take it seriously.After all, the first emperor wanted to seek Taoism and become an immortal all these years, and took a lot of messy pills. He reckoned that he was stupid, dazzled, and hallucinating.

He Si also felt the same in his heart, but the story still left a deep impression on him, so He Si respected this national teacher, even if he was ridiculed, he still had the cheek to pretend he didn't hear it. He also replied: "You are much older than me, so it is right to call you senior."

Mr. Nayin: "..."

He turned his icy eyes to look at He Si, and let out a "hum" in his nostrils. He didn't know whether it was joy or anger, and he hung He Si for a while until the tea was ready, and he took the lid off and said, "Sit."

There was only one chair under his buttocks under the tree, where did He Si sit up?

He Sigang was still puzzled, and suddenly froze for a moment. There was a tea table and a round stool next to the empty stove.

He blinked his eyes, and wondered in his heart, could it be that he has knocked too much Baoxindan recently, and his eyes are also dazzled? ? ?

After being stunned for a moment, the other end frowned impatiently: "If you don't sit down, get out."

"..." He Si didn't leave, and He Si sat down by the small stove with a shy face. He wanted to pour tea, but before his paws touched the cup, he was pulled back by a teaspoon.He hissed a little, but he didn't speak.

Nayin, who was pouring tea by herself, said coolly, "Dare to talk nonsense, I'll curse you for three years of luck in reciting words."

"..." He Si took a deep breath, damn, is there any more unreasonable bastard than him in this world? ? ?

Not only there, but right in front of him.

He Si felt wronged, but He Si didn't dare to say it, now that he owed a whole lot of debt, and after another three years of bad luck, he might hang himself at the gate of the household department with a trouser belt.

Nayin slowly poured tea for the two of them, and the aroma of the tea soup rose slowly along with a wisp of green mist.

I don't know if it's because this place and its owner are talking about it, and looking around at the matcha smoke, I feel that its distorted shape is very mysterious.But after watching for a long time, I didn't see why.

Nayin took two sips of tea, stretched out his pale hand, "Bring it here."

He Siyi was stunned, seeing the impatient face on the other side who was about to coax someone again, he had a flash of inspiration, pulled the torn book out of his sleeve and handed it over.

Nayin only used two fingers to pick up the rotten torn book with extreme disgust, and looked at the two large characters on the cover of it with his dark eyes without emotion - treacherous eunuch.

Broken Book: "..."

Beep, it's so dirty!So tight and dirty! QAQ really wants to find its tolerant Governor to order some Baoxin Dan!

Nayin Gujing Wubo's eyes didn't seem to notice anything unusual, he still opened the torn book casually in that disgusted attitude, and raised his eyebrows when he saw the contents inside.

He Si finally saw his slightly different expression, and immediately asked, "What's different about this book?"

Nayin's gaze fell straight on the first page for a long time, and he spit out two words with an inscrutable expression: "No."

Broken Book: "!!!"

He Si, who was full of anticipation, almost choked to death on the words he said, he looked at the broken book and then at Nayin full of weirdness, thinking that this old magic stick is really a high-level liar who pretends to be a ghost, right? ? ?

"Don't scold me," Nayin pulled his face down, and immediately added, "You can't do it in your heart, or you will be cursed for three years."

Hesi: "..."

It was the first time that He Sidao was so aggrieved since he took the position of the admiral of the East Factory, but he still didn't dare to attack.The power of this curse for three years was too great, and with the three hundred thousand taels of silver he owed, he didn't dare to utter a single word even in such a big fire.

He had no choice but to hold back the curse aggrievedly, accepted the book handed over by Nayin aggrievedly, flipped through the broken book and said unwillingly: "This book will obviously risk itself..."

"It's so noisy." Nayin changed his face faster than turning the pages of the book, "It's just a broken book that fell into the garbage dump and didn't pick it up. It's hard for you to treat me as a treasure to dirty my eyes."

Hesi: "..."

Po Shu: "...Damn it, it's too much, to say that about someone else, believe it or not, I'll show you my ghost in the middle of the night!"

Nayin glanced at the broken book lightly.

Poshu immediately died down, and started to pretend to be dead.

Nayin raised his legs, took a sip of tea from Yue Kiln's celadon cup, and moistened his throat: "Instead of wasting your thoughts on a broken book, you might as well spend some time on yourself."

Hesi looked at him in a daze: "What do you mean, sir?"

Na Yin raised his eyelids and glanced at him expressionlessly, and hummed: "You have a peach blossom on your face, and you are going to commit a peach blossom disaster recently."

With a twitch of his four eyelids, he couldn't help but think of the incident of being touched by someone in Yongxiang before, and he smiled hypocritically: "Sir, you made fun of me. I'm a eunuch, and I'm destined to be a lonely person all my life." , What are you talking about about peach blossom catastrophe?"

"Don't be so busy stealing the fun," Nayin said with a merciless sneer on the corner of his mouth, clasping his fingers on his folded legs, "You only heard the first two words, but forgot the last one. This Since it is your peach blossom, it is also your doom. In this life, you will be the same person in joy, sorrow, joy, and suffering."

He Si was silent.

Nayin raised the corners of his mouth in a clear way, and when he smiled, he looked more indifferent than when he had no expression, like a god and Buddha who had no desires and no desires, looking down at He Si with pity: "Think about it, stupid... ..."

His mouth moved, but he finished the next few words.

But there are ten thousand muddy horses in He Sixin's mind, don't think he can't hear it if he didn't say it, call him stupid, right? !

He was muttering about the inexplicable peach blossom robbery in his heart, and asked Nayin: "I heard that the reason for the retreat before was because of emotional injuries. I have never experienced such things as love affairs. I will ask you for advice in advance. If I really want to meet Is there any way to resolve this peach blossom calamity?"

For example, chopping off the doom with one knife or something.

Someone far away in Beizhen Fusi suddenly shivered, touched the goosebumps on his arms strangely, and muttered: "Who the hell hit me in the back?"

Nayin's face turned extremely black at that moment, and Hesi thought that he was going to get angry, and was thinking of running away, but saw Nayin sneer arrogantly: "I am different from you idiots," he stood up lightly, Like a proud white crane, it flies away with a flick of its sleeves, leaving only a sentence in the distance, "I can do it for myself."

Sitting on you with nothing to think about, the small red clay stove is out of fire, but the tea soup is still boiling.

Xiao Daotong, who had led him before, got out of nowhere, quickly packed up the tea set, saw He Si sitting there with a puzzled face, and comforted him with a smile on his face: "My master has such a temper, don't mind it. In fact, he is willing to see you in person, and he already regards you as a friend, he..."

"Er Gou, stop talking nonsense! Get out and feed the donkey!"

Dao Tong: "..."

Hesi: "..."

Looking at the frozen Daotong, Hesi kindly reminded him: "Ergou, go quickly, or your master will get angry."

Daotong: "QAQ!"

Master is so annoying!Also called people's nickname!

Er Gou bowed to He Si with the tea tray in his arms, and walked towards the Taoist palace in a listless manner.

He Si couldn't help but say a few words: "Does your Si Tianjian still raise donkeys?"

He couldn't connect a donkey with such a compelling character as Nayin.

"Hmm..." Ergou answered him listlessly, "Master has a soy milk grinder."

He Si: "...very, very good, very nutritious."

Er Gou hugged the lacquer plate and hummed, looked at He Si, and felt that the governor was really very good-looking, so he tiptoed furtively and whispered in his ear: "Don't take what Master said to heart, he I just like to scare people. Although that person is your doom, he is also your luck, sir, don’t worry, just let nature take its course.”

"Two dogs!" Nayin's roar resounded through the palace.

Ergou trembled, and trotted into the Taoist palace: "Here, come, master, don't be angry, don't burn my QAQ!"

Hesi: "..."

They cannibalize people in Dongchang, and you Sitianjian burns people. He Si suddenly felt that their Yamen in Dayan was terrible...

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Update~~~~~ I took a day off today and stayed at home. I was too tired to bear it a few days ago, so I updated earlier today!Happy reading everyone!

That's right, many people asked what the Easter Egg was in the last chapter, that is, the character Nayin was a character in my previous novel, and it was just my bad taste to drag it out, it has nothing to do with the main line of this article, and it doesn't affect the reading at all~

Thanks to the following little angels for minefeeding!Fried chicken happy, love you~(づ￣3￣)づ╭?～

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