Brocade without a knife

Those who should come will always come, and the little bastard who is a monster will be late but never not.

He four eyelids jumped vigorously, rolled up the torn book in his sleeve, put on his clothes and crown, and hurried to the inner court.

It is true that the queen mother is all about cultivating a good mother-child relationship with the emperor's son who is not her own, but no matter how young the little emperor is, he is still a respectable nine-five-year-old son. It is fine to stay in the Shouchun Palace once in a while. their complaints.

Therefore, most of the time, the little emperor still lived in the Qianqing Palace, the exclusive bedroom of the successive emperors of Dayan.

When He Si came, there was no disturbance in Qianqing Palace, it was so quiet that He made He Si feel a little uneasy suddenly.

If something goes wrong, there must be a demon. He would rather the little emperor yell and kill and make the palace go crazy, so that he can logically "educate" this little bastard.

Lai Fu, the little emperor's personal eunuch, was dozing off outside the threshold with his eyes raised.

He Si walked over silently and kicked him lightly.

Lai Fu was shocked, he held his hat up and was about to yell, but when he saw He Si's legs went limp, he almost fell to his knees with an ouch, and said in a soft voice, "Du, Du Lord, you're here!"

He Si Gao coldly nodded slightly, and cast a look inward, what's going on?

With a bitter face, Laifu gently pushed the half-closed palace door open for him, and at the same time whispered: "Yesterday, His Majesty went to the study and went to the study to teach him a lesson. The fine copy I read the book a hundred times, and I haven't finished writing it until dawn, so I'm losing my temper this time."

He Siyi couldn't hold back the schadenfreude in his heart for a while: "Oh huh~"

Blessing:"……?"

He Sibian's face became very fast, thinking "Hey hee hee hee hee hee, you little bastard also has today", his face was indifferent and calm as before: "This new Tai Tuo is really strict, that's all, today the court will decide It's too late, you might as well go to the front court and tell the adults, and tell your majesty that the dragon is not feeling well, and the court will be closed today."

Lai Fu nodded again and again, and finally scratched his head with the whisk handle in embarrassment: "The other side of the study..."

He Si said indifferently: "When I finish appeasing Your Majesty, I will go to Haosheng and talk to Master Taifu in person. You go first."

It would be best to persuade that upright and unafraid Tai Tuo to be fined two hundred times next time, wouldn't it be great?

Laifu took the order and left, and walked into the gate of the palace with four people.

The Qianqing Palace is divided into east and west pavilions. Now that it is late autumn and the weather is getting cooler, the little emperor lives and rests in the East Nuan Pavilion.

All the palace attendants outside were driven out, and Hesi walked through the golden and jade-studded vermilion corridors to the outside of the Nuan Pavilion.

The door of the Nuan Pavilion was ajar, and the sound of children crying could be heard from inside.

He Si withdrew his hand pushing the door, looked around furtively, and after confirming that there was no one there, he leaned sideways and put his ear on the door, listening to the corner of the wall openly.

I heard the little emperor inside sobbing, seeming to be tearing up paper, cursing with a sob in his mouth: "Bad prince, bad queen, dog eunuch..."

Hesi: "..."

Wait, he refuses to accept it!Why are they still human beings, but they become dog eunuchs when they come to Lao Tzu?Are our eunuchs shameless?

He Si was very angry, and he immediately fed the dog with the feeling of pity just now, and he decided to secretly reveal the matter of the little emperor's desertion in class to Yushitai and several auxiliary ministers, so that they can continue to work hard for the little emperor Punish copying to add bricks and tiles to the great cause.

Angry is angry, everyone is here, and He Si decided to "pacify" the little emperor, lest he will not go to court tomorrow, and the rumors that he used male sex to "bewitch" the emperor the day after tomorrow will spread all over the court again.

It's not easy to be a eunuch, and it's even more difficult to be a beautiful eunuch, even if his master is a seven-year-old boy...

He Si tidied up his mood, pushed the door in calmly and calmly, bent down to salute the emperor: "Your Majesty."

The little emperor's sobs paused, he gasped in horror, quickly wiped away his tears, and said in a nasty voice, "Why are you here! Get out..." Before he could finish speaking, he burst into tears Hiccup: "Hic!"

Hesi: "..."

Little Emperor: "..."

The atmosphere was a little awkward for a while, and He Si wondered if he should just let the boat go and get out?

The little emperor took a deep breath, and his attitude became even worse: "I told you to go, but you didn't listen... hiccup!"

He Si couldn't help it anymore, he burst out laughing...

"..." The little emperor jumped off the bed in a fit of embarrassment, ran up to him, and was about to kick him, "You dog slave, I told you to go away, are you deaf!"

Just as that foot touched the python pattern on Hesi's shoulder, Hesi raised his hand and firmly grasped the little emperor's ankle.

The little emperor was startled, but before he could react, He Si had already taken advantage of the situation and pulled his ankle lightly, and when his center of gravity was unstable, he immediately let go in fear and fear.

The little emperor, who staggered two steps, sat back on his buttocks, and fell to the ground with a loud noise.He opened his tear-stained eyes wide, sat on the ground blankly, stretched out his chubby fingers and said tremblingly, "You, since you dare to push..."

He Si interrupted him with a cry, and hurriedly picked him up from the ground, knelt down on one knee and patted him from head to toe, sighed and said earnestly: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, even if you are with me again Master Tai Tuo, you should also be careful of the body of the dragon."

The little emperor looked at him in disbelief, and was so angry that he couldn't finish his sentence: "Ming, obviously you pushed..."

He Siban squatted on the ground, looked up at him slightly, with an imperceptible chill hidden deep in his pupils: "Your Majesty, you are joking, how dare this slave push you?"

The little emperor wanted to say something, but He Si's eyes moved his mouth, but he couldn't utter a word.

The fourth general wiped off the unwarranted dust on the little emperor's body, looked over his head, and drifted to the messy dragon couch behind him, and suddenly raised his eyebrows slightly maliciously.

The little emperor's heart tightened immediately, and he was about to push him away, but He Si had already got up and walked towards the messy dragon couch.

"Stop for me!" The little emperor blushed in anxiety, gnashed his teeth and rushed over, "You heard what I said..."

It was too late and then quickly, He Si dodged, grabbed the corner of the quilt with both hands, and lifted it suddenly, a huge water mark on the bright yellow mattress was clearly visible...

The little emperor's eye circles immediately turned red, tears slowly gushed out of his eye sockets, and he cried loudly with a wow.

After a while, He Si handed a clean handkerchief to the little emperor who was sitting on the ground with his knees tucked up, and said earnestly: "Your Majesty, bed-wetting is not something shameful, just let the servants clean it up."

The little emperor grabbed the handkerchief and wiped away his tears: "But I'm seven years old! If they know that I'm seven years old and... still wet the bed, they will laugh at me in my heart! Just like you!" He stared fiercely. He Si, "You must be laughing at me in your heart, aren't you!"

He Sixin said in his heart: Yes!That's right!I almost died laughing in my heart, but how could I say it in front of you!I am not stupid!

So He Siyi said righteously: "I am not, I am not, I am wronged!"

Little Emperor: "..."

The little emperor gritted his teeth, wiped his eyes vigorously, shook off the veil, smashed the pot and said, "Okay, you've seen enough jokes! Get lost! I won't go to court today! If you If you want to sue the queen mother, go ahead and sue them!"

He Siyou sighed: "Is this the kind of villain in your heart?"

The little emperor said firmly: "Yes!"

Hesi: "..."

Can you still chat happily, you little bastard! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Seeing that the little emperor was almost crying, He Si put away his joking thoughts, picked up the papers that the little emperor had thrown all over the floor one by one, put them back on the desk, and looked back at the little emperor with a long sigh: "Your Majesty , I know that the late emperor passed away suddenly and you hurriedly succeeded to the throne, so I must be terrified. But no matter what, you are now the king, and the civil and military people of the Manchu Dynasty will all rely on you. The Empress Dowager teaches you every day, hoping that you will become a wise king."

"Mingjun?" The little emperor clenched two small fists and sneered mockingly, "A 'Mingjun' like father, or a 'Mingjun' like grandfather?"

He Si thought about it carefully and said: "I am a slave after all, and should not comment on the late emperor and Emperor Xiaozong. But since you asked your majesty, I will dare to say a few words."

The little emperor froze for a moment.

He Si said with a calm expression, "You must know that Emperor Xiaozong was not well-reviewed by the people and even historians, because he was addicted to carving seals, so he was called 'playing with things and harming the country'. But you know that he also personally made a seal during the Jianghuai flood. Go to the disaster area, eat and sleep with local officials and people, and even personally participate in the construction of local water conservancy dams. As for the first emperor, your father, although he did not have many outstanding achievements praised by the people, he worked hard during his reign When the cock crows, the dew is deep and sleepless."

He looked directly into the little emperor's eyes, and slowly said: "Everyone's talent and strengths are limited, and the so-called wise king can only be achieved when the time, place and people are right." He put the moistened pen into the little emperor's hand, bowed She smiled slightly, "In my opinion, the one who becomes a wise king first becomes an adult, what does your majesty think?"

The little emperor stared at him blankly, and after a long while, he let out a muffled "hum".

……

Exhausted physically and mentally, he coaxed the little emperor to finish copying the rest of the papers, and when he walked out of the Qianqing Palace, he looked up and saw that it was past noon. He was so hungry that his chest was pressed against his back. The rest of my life is "Should I eat abalone or sea cucumber today? Shall I have shark's fin?" As a result, he couldn't even keep up with the hot soup in the clerk's kitchen, and Hesi shed tears of sadness.

It's okay to be hungry, but before he went back to pour a bowl of fried noodles in the small kitchen, his heart suddenly twitched, his eyes blurred, and he almost didn't fall off the high steps.

Zhao Jingzhong appeared at the right time to support him, and looked at him with a sad face: "Master...I have wronged you..."

And four: "?"

Wait a minute, what do you mean by the expression that I have been abused a dozen times in turn, please tell me clearly!

The little emperor is only seven years old!Doesn't he look like a beast!

He Si didn't dare to ask, he was afraid that Zhao Jing would nod honestly...

He Siyuan thought he was so hungry that he was flustered, and when the next wave of heart palpitations came suddenly, he suddenly remembered the broken book in his sleeve...

——My son travels thousands of miles and my mother is worried, so I often go home to see you young man!

Hesi: "..."

Can you stop being so ruthless, shameless and unreasonable for a broken book! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻I have been an orphan for eighteen years, where did I come from?

In the end, He Si couldn't help but leave the palace. Fortunately, he was taking inventory of the small treasury of Dongchang recently, and he suddenly remembered that his godfather seemed to have forgotten to sell his private house in Beijing.

After thinking about it, this should be the only place he can barely call home in this capital city or in this world...

Clutching his sometimes convulsed chest with a green complexion, he found that remote private house in the suburbs of Beijing that was still forgotten.

Before the person stepped through the door, he saw a figure lying under the eaves with sharp eyes.

The man's face was covered with a bamboo hat, and when he heard the sound, he opened it casually, his sleepy eyes turned around following the sound, and he yawned: "Here we are."

He Si was stunned.

Seeing that He Si couldn't react, the man twitched the corner of his mouth and snorted: "Didn't the governor say that I owe you my life? From now on, I will."

Hesi: "..."