About the Reaper living next door

, Turning his head and wondering: "What does he mean, why can't you watch aliens fight if you dress like this?"

Ke Fu pulled him away quickly: "Don't pay attention to him."

tbc.

24 Accepted?

"Boss, there is some breaking news, do you want to hear it?"

When Jiang Linyun received Chi Ziang's call, he was angrily decocting medicine for Lin Jiangchen in the Taoist temple.The wrong time and an unpleasant name made Jiang Linyun's usually heavy voice carry a lot of gunpowder when he answered the phone:

"Don't listen, hang up."

"Hey, you believe me, it's absolutely amazing." Hearing his anger, Chi Ziang didn't dare to add fuel to the flames, and directly poked the place to explain why he came: "You know that Lin Jiang went to ask for leave."

"Huh, otherwise, who do you think I'm decocting medicine for?" Jiang Linyun snorted coldly, but turned down the fire gently with his hand.

Chi Ziang smiled and continued: "Lin Jiang called me just now, guess what he said?"

Jiang Linyun was busy filling medicines, and asked casually, "What?"

"He asked—" Chi Ziang prolonged his tone on purpose to give each other a buffer time: "Which clothes should I wear when I hang out with humans and the atmosphere of a date is similar?"

bang.

The soup in the medicine pot splashed a little with a sound, Jiang Linyun took out a square towel to wipe off the medicine soup on his fingers, and asked after he was steady, "How did you answer?"

"I say the more formal the better, it's best to catch people by surprise, to catch people first, and to be a flower among the grass."

"... Lin Jiangchen still believes?"

Generally speaking, normal people would know that Chi Ziang's nonsensical suggestions were just to tease him, but just in case, Jiang Linyun asked.

The result was exactly as he expected: "I believed it, and then asked me for the phone number of a prop group under me."

Jiang Linyun shook his hand, feeling his whole nerve ache, and couldn't help but wonder what strange friends he had made in recent years: "Are you sick? He's dating you and asked him to wear your mess—wait a minute."

The focus seems to be not on the second half of the sentence, but on Lin Jiangchen's phone call at the beginning!

"The cinema in Block A, Lane [-], Xinsheng Road."

Hearing Jiang Linyun's hesitation, Chi Ziang, who had seen through everything, reported a series of addresses very considerately, and he had already arrived at the scene.From a distance, Ke Fu and Lin Jiangchen walked back and forth in the surrounding area for a long time.

Lin Jiangchen struggled for a long time between figurines and T-shirts, and finally bought a set of figurines, reluctantly putting down the T-shirt.

Seeing this, Ke Fu, who had been silent all the time, took the T-shirt from the other party's hand, looked it up and down, paid for it by himself, and then returned the T-shirt to Lin Jiangchen, leaving Lin Jiangchen to hold it in his arms. Things stand still.

Chi Ziang watched this play with great interest, and even though he was happy, he still urged Jiang Linyun who was silent on the phone: "Come on, come on, Lin Jiang is so recognizable when he's dressed too much."

Jiang Linyun: "..."

On the first day of the film's release, the passenger flow in the afternoon was slightly better than the previous few shows.But except for the two rows at the back, other positions are basically full.Looking at the black heads in the front row, Lin Jiangchen deeply realized how correct it was for them to buy the tickets for the last row.

"You see, believe me, you're right, buying the back seat is—" Lin Jiangchen wanted to talk to Ke Fu as if asking for credit, but he was startled when he turned around.

What is he doing...

After Ke Fu took his seat, he first put the Coke on his left side, fixed the 3D lens frame in front of the glasses, looked around, and stretched out his arms to reach the popcorn in Lin Jiangchen's arms and put it between the two of them.

After tossing a set, Ke Fu straightened his back, glanced back and forth happily, took out his mobile phone and took a picture of the popcorn and Lin Jiangchen's hand on the edge of the handrail, added a filter and sent it to Moments, and finally settled down. separated.

Lin Jiangchen, who was staring at his busy work the whole time, said, "...what are you doing?"

It's fine if he hasn't seen the movie with others, but Ke Fu also looks like he hasn't seen the world.

Childish or not?

"It's about to start." Ke Fu turned his phone to silent, looked at him with a smile and said.

Lin Jiangchen hates other people's happiness the most, because excitement is always contagious, and it quickly hits his nails.

He quickly grabbed a handful of popcorn, stuffed it into his mouth, and chewed hard, trying to suppress the corners of his mouth that couldn't help but curl up with Ke Fu, so as not to look as stupid as the other person.

Fortunately, he felt that one was not enough, and when he was about to grab the second one, the light went out.

The sound of IMAX was so loud that Lin Jiangchen was absent-minded for the first few minutes. While watching the subtitles, he could sneak a peek at Ke Fu who was watching the movie seriously.After a few minutes, the initial discomfort gradually disappeared, and I didn't care about eating snacks, and I looked more energetic than anyone else.

In the middle of the broadcast, Ke Fu felt a chill in his right arm, and then Lin Jiangchen sneaked up half of his body, and hooked his hands at him as if wanting to say something.

Ke Fu squeezed in the middle, and he heard Lin Jiangchen and him whispering, "Tell me, this guy is better at hand-to-hand combat than with a gun, why does he still carry a gun with him?"

Ke Fu paused: "Uh, visual effects."

After getting the answer, Lin Jiangchen didn't sit back, but kept his posture and continued to watch. After a while, he said in a low voice: "His smile is so low, why doesn't the enemy army bring a complete collection of jokes... Guaranteed to try everything."

Ke Fu couldn't answer, so he started to make up things: "...It's too late to buy."

Lin Jiangchen looked at it, and suddenly poked his eyes forward and stared: "Is this a kiss? The emotional scene is so abrupt, I don't think it can be done."

Ke Fu: "..."

Ignoring his silence, Lin Jiangchen spoke again: "Damn it, it's inserted in it!! It hurts to look at it... What to do after the kidney is broken... It hurts!"

The atmosphere was completely ruined by him, Ke Fu covered his face, wishing he could raise his hand to cover the opponent's mouth.

Please stop such bad speech, please?

I don’t know how long the tormenting Ke Fu lasted. As the plot progressed and the movie gradually reached its climax, Lin Jiangchen said less and less, and his body that was out of position also sat back in its original position.

Without Lin Jiangchen's complaints, the distance between the two of them was immediately shortened by a large amount, and Kong looked panicked.The theater was very quiet, only the deafening movie lines echoing around.

Ke Fu felt a little uncomfortable.

The light was too dim to see the other person's expression at the moment. With a thought, he pretended that Wen Siquan was about to remember inspiration, took out the phone from his pocket and turned on the screen.

Although Ke Fu deliberately adjusted the brightness to the lowest level before, it was slightly conspicuous in the dark.Suddenly there was a light source beside him, Lin Jiangchen didn't even think about it, he even forgot to wipe the moisture overflowing from the corner of his eyes, and turned his head to look in that direction——

Ke Fu was stunned, turned his head away quickly, and put the phone back into his pocket in a guilty conscience.

Bad, he was crying...

In the middle of the film, Ke Fu also had two sore noses, but it was not to the extent that his eyes were red and his face was full of tears from crying.As if he had seen some terrible secret, he wanted to do something to ease the embarrassment at this moment.

But Lin Jiangchen didn't respond, he just wanted to die.

It doesn't matter if he is not found, Lin Jiangchen, who was seen crying by the other party, also felt that he couldn't hold his face. He didn't watch the movie, and looked around for weapons to regain his face.

After a while, Ke Fu only felt that Lin Jiangchen threw something at himself, and the force was very light, which was better than nothing.

He fumbled left and right where he was being attacked, and found a popcorn in his crotch.

Holding Lin Jiangchen's weapon, he laughed so hard that he couldn't stand upright. He tried his best to control his laughter while clutching his stomach, and his whole shoulder was trembling slightly.

Lin Jiangchen became even more unhappy, reached out and stabbed his thigh twice, and said in a low voice, "Why are you laughing! I'm already very restrained, okay, you didn't hear how sad those girls in front were crying."

In fact, if you calm down and listen, you can indeed hear the faint sobbing of other people.But don't listen to the volume and only look at the effect, Lin Jiangchen is definitely the one who cried the most.

The two had been arguing for a long time, and the movie was almost at the end. Lin Jiangchen let out a long breath, leaned back heavily in his chair, and summed up himself:

"Sigh, with so many corpses left in space, if an asteroid hits it, is it considered a galactic traffic accident...?"

Ke Fu laughed, and directly took a popcorn from the bucket and stuffed it into the opponent's mouth.

When Jiang Linyun arrived, Chi Ziang had already taken off his blindfolded sunglasses, and with a dessert in front of him, he sat in the cold drink area and swiped his phone.

"Where's the person?" Jiang Linyun walked over and sat down.

The two were acquaintances who had known each other for hundreds of years, and they were not so polite when they met. Chi Ziang bowed his head and liked a Weibo post, and it took him a long time before he said slowly, "I'm watching a movie inside."

Jiang Linyun took a look inside, and said seriously, "You don't want to peep."

"No need, someone is watching." Chi Ziang lazily took a mouthful of the cake.

Jiang Linyun: "?"

The other party pointed to the ground: "The other little Death Gods from the Death Bureau followed early in the morning. Lin Jiang's spiritual power was weakened during the day, so I probably didn't notice it. Do you think Master Fu can just let him out like this?"

When Fu Yao was mentioned, Jiang Linyun moved.He had just finished arguing with someone, and right now he couldn't hold back his face, so he didn't say much.

"...Since Fu Yao has such a heart, what can happen."

Seeing that he was not in a good mood, Chi Ziang didn't care, anyway, the two of them had been arguing for a long time: "It's best to have nothing to do, but if Lin Jiang's spiritual power retaliates seriously, Master Fu will blame him for it, you remember to persuade him Hold on."

Jiang Linyun glanced at him sideways: "Because you don't want to go, you push the task to me?"

"No, it's just that you're on the way." Chi Ziang held up both watches innocently, without giving the other party time to refute:

"Besides, if you make Master Fu unhappy and coaxed